The Empress's Gigolo Chapter 826 - Weak Kidneys

Chapter 826: Weak Kidneys

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In the darkness, it was as if Ren Baqian was in s.p.a.ce. In the distance was a star emitting heat and light.

Even though he knew that he couldn’t look at the star directly, he didn’t experience any glare when he looked at it directly. The light simply made him feel warm.

At this time, he didn’t have a physical body. He didn’t even know which sensory organ he was using to look at the star.

Ren Baqian was in his sea of knowledge. He was probably relying entirely on his own habits to see things…

He was used to seeing things with his eyes, so even without a body, the angle of observation in his sea of knowledge still came from his pair of nonexistent eyes…

Such thoughts emerged in his mind, and he began to wonder why they did. He then started to recall what happened before this!

The empress, who was drenched in sweat!

At first, Ren Baqian and the empress were completely motivated by desire. However, they started to be more rational and began to use the [Double Cultivation Method] that Librarian Lin gave him!

Their essence, qi, and spirit joined together and circulated from his body to the empress’s and back again. Every time it happened, it would transfer something from his body to the empress and vice versa…

Subsequently, not knowing how much time had pa.s.sed, the entire cycle grew faster and faster…

Afterward… Ren Baqian broke his pelvic bone… and pa.s.sed out.

He felt like doing a facepalm when he realized this problem!

F*ck! What utter shame and humiliation!

Breaking his pelvis on his wedding night… How could he be considered a man?

Ren Baqian was a man who weighed 160 kilograms!

He had the strength and physique of a bear!

Well, in front of the empress, this bear turned into a panda! A small panda in fact!

After thinking about this for some time, Ren Baqian suddenly noticed a few more things around him.

There were three planets traveling on a fixed trajectory around him! One of them was khaki, another was red, and the last one was half aqua blue and a mix of white, green, and khaki for the other half. It was mottled as well.

It’s finally formed. He immediately threw all those other thoughts aside and focused on these three planets.

Whenever Ren Baqian focused on a planet, it would draw nearer and become large in his field of view.

It could also be that he was being drawn closer to the planet.

Naturally, he was most attracted to the planet that was a mix of blue, white, green, and khaki.

The khaki and red planets were both missing something. The planet that was drawing nearer to him resembled Earth, and this made him subconsciously realize a problem.

Will there be living things there?

If living things appeared in Ren Baqian’s sea of knowledge, what would it mean?

This thought emerged in his mind for a brief moment before he cast it aside.

There could be a universe, planets, stone, wood, fire, and oceans in his sea of knowledge, but it was impossible to have the existence of life.

This was because there was one important thing missing… Spirit!

Of course, the stone, wood, and fire was completely constructed from Ren Baqian’s sea of knowledge. They bore the same form as in the real world, but they weren’t of the same nature.

Speaking of nature, these objects could be said to be born of his own knowledge!

They weren’t made up of real molecules, atoms, and particles.

However, he was only able to use his mind to construct these inanimate objects and was unable to produce living things!

This thought revolved around Ren Baqian’s mind as he pulled that mixed-colored planet closer to him. It grew larger and larger in his field of view. He then felt as if he was falling toward that planet.

Falling over the oceans and mountains, he eventually landed in a field.

He then saw another living thing!

The metal chain sprawled itself on the ground, basking lazily in the sun and occasionally twitching one of its ends. There was no telling whether this was its head or its tail as both ends looked the same!

In fact, its entire body looked the same!

Since the metal chain was here, what about the golden spear? As Ren Baqian was thinking about this, he saw a towering peak in the distance… Since when did the golden spear grow several kilometers long!

He looked at these two fellows before glancing around at the surroundings. It was mostly soil with huge trees planted all over. These were all constructed out of the wood element. As such, this newly formed planet had towering trees like those of the Sixty Thousand Mountains.

The elements of earth, wood, and water were displayed before his eyes.

As for fire, Ren Baqian guessed that it should be underground and that it was the same case for metal.

Apart from that, there was still wind, ice, and desert, variants of the five main elements.

This planet already looked like what it was supposed to!

Except for life!

However, this planet alone was already a huge surprise! An expected surprise!

Other people had springs and s.p.a.ce in their sea of knowledge. Who would have swag like Ren Baqian and have an entire universe in their mind?

He then began to try out what he could do on this planet.

“I say, there must be mountains here!” His voice rumbled in the sky. The metal leaped up from the ground as if it were hot oil, and one of its ends circled 360 degrees, but failed to locate Ren Baqian’s position.

In Ren Baqian’s field of view, the ground was shaking and splitting apart. The ground extruded upward as a mountain rose into the sky.

“I say, there must be rivers!”

The ground shook once again. A huge stream of water jetted out from a crevice, gradually forming a large river!

“I say, there must be ladies!”

The metal chain scuttled near where Ren Baqian was and extended it body, trying to seek out his location.

“Indeed, it doesn’t work on living things!”

Afterward, he tested all kinds of things. The surrounding landscape changed constantly, and the weather changed as well. There were thunderstorms one moment and strong winds the other, blowing away all the overcast clouds and revealing clear skies. It then started snowing a few minutes later. He was able to achieve almost everything he asked for!

Except for the ladies!

On the field stood a large stone tablet with the calligraphy, “Nine Year Compulsory Education” written on it…

He was that talented, no qualms about it!

More and more stone tablets were subsequently erected, and soon, it became a forest of tablets.

Densely packed words could be found on every stone tablet. If someone were to look at these tablets from the front, he would see the t.i.tles at the top that read, “Junior High School Physics Volume One,” “Junior High School Physics Volume Two,” “Junior High School Chemistry Volume One”…

The densely packed words were the contents of volumes and volumes of textbooks. There were texts and drawings as well. Ren Baqian had tapped into the first use of this world: a library!

He could record everything that he remembered on these stone tablets.

He wouldn’t have to worry about forgetting these things anymore!

How did that commercial go? “Bubu Gao lighter[1.Bubu Gao lighter: Parody of a commercial], light it wherever you don’t understand! Mama won’t have to worry about my exams anymore!”

As long as Ren Baqian wished it, he could transfer all the books to this world to allow himself to read anytime he wanted to!

After wasting half a day, lethargy began to overwhelm him like a rising tide, and he flew up into the sky. As he went further and further, his surroundings became dark again.

“Huh?” He opened his eyes and felt that he had regained control of his body. He was back to reality and was no longer in his sea of knowledge.

“Zhao Prince Consort is awake!” He heard the cheers of a girl.

Ren Baqian turned around and saw Hong Luan.

When she saw his eyes, she seemed to recall something. Her face blushed before she ran away!

Ren Baqian didn’t know what was happening. What kind of reaction was that? He simply looked at her and she blushed?

“Zhao Prince Consort, it’s good that you’re awake. Are you experiencing soreness in your hips?” an old man asked as he touched his beard.

Ren Baqian tried to feel out his hips, and they indeed felt very sore.

“Yes, what happened?” he asked.

“Are you experiencing tinnitus?”

If this old man didn’t ask, Ren Baqian wouldn’t have realized it. Now that the old man reminded him of it, he realized that there was a buzzing noise in his ears!

“Do you feel dizzy? Does your body feel heavy?”

“How’s my current condition?”

“Your condition is very serious!” The old man’s words shocked Ren Baqian!

“Your hips and knees are sore, legs are weak, head is dizzy, tinnitus in your ears, weight loss… Zhao Prince Consort, your essence qi deficiency is very serious!”

Ren Baqian was speechless.

“So?”

“Your have weak kidneys!”

“Sir Chen, why do you say that? I have trained for so many years. Why do I suddenly have weak kidneys after consummating my marriage?” Ren Baqian was immediately unhappy.

The old man sneered. He took out a small mirror and showed it to Ren Baqian.

“Take a look at yourself!”

Ren Baqian looked at the face in the mirror and immediately got a shock. Was that him?

He originally weighed over 150 kilograms. How did he end up like this?