So Pure, So Flirtatious Chapter 133

Chapter 133: Master?

Yang Ming walked to the back of the Mercedes-Benz, then he let the air out from the right rear tire. He had often done this type of thing back when he was still a gangster, so it was easy for him to carry out.

Then, he took a piece of waste paper from the dustbin and inserted it between the metal frame of the back of the Mercedes-Benz covering up the last two number 8s. Only then did he swiftly move toward the other direction and leave this place.

The reason that Yang Ming did this was to give w.a.n.g Zhitao and his father a little problem. He didn’t have the capability to go head to head with them at this time, so creating a small disaster behind their backs was still perfectly fine. Yang Ming felt that he was too forgiving toward w.a.n.g Zhitao last time. It was only then that he had the opportunity to draw another nose on his face [1]. Therefore, Yang Ming decided not to let go of any chances to disturb w.a.n.g Zhitao. Even though he currently can’t do much, little problems on a daily basis were enough to trouble w.a.n.g Zhitao.

Yang Ming decided to change from pa.s.sive to active because of Fang Tian’s situation. This was a society where the strong dominated the weak. If you don’t attack the others, they would kill you first.

Yang Ming wasn’t someone with good patience, but neither was he a gentleman who didn’t play dirty tricks. In the past, he was concerned that w.a.n.g Zhitao would use his family relations.h.i.+p to cause his parents to lose their jobs. But now he didn’t have to worry about that because he had already learned a way to earn his money quickly. He could readily pick a few good jades, and that would be worth about half a year of his parents’ salaries!

w.a.n.g Zhitao had settled his university application. The w.a.n.g father and son left the area happily. Usually, luxury and sports cars have different types of tires. After the air was let out, it won’t be noticed at first. The tire would only go flat after about a few hundred or thousand kilometers.

Therefore, it was only after the w.a.n.g father and son had driven for some distance on the main road that they realized something wasn’t quite right. They stopped their car immediately. However, it was an illegal stop and attracted the attention of the traffic police.

When a traffic policeman came over, he saw paper covering the car’s license plate on the back of the Mercedes-Benz. He asked about the item at the back of the car, and of course, Father w.a.n.g appeared completely confused. He didn’t know what the traffic policeman was talking about.

Therefore, the traffic policeman copied down the car’s license plate number and issued Father w.a.n.g a ticket right after that. Father w.a.n.g was at fault for covering his car license plate and was fined two hundred yuan with a six point deduction.

Father w.a.n.g felt wronged. He thought to himself, Of course, I would want to display my bada** car license plate! Why would I cover it up? This was my lucky number.

However, even if he said this, it would be completely useless. The traffic police cop wouldn’t believe him anyway. So he chalked it up to bad luck today. This incident ruined their happy mood.

Both father and son returned home feeling somewhat irritated. w.a.n.g Zhitao booted up his computer. Aside from his poor exam results, w.a.n.g Zhitao was in a pretty good mood over the past few days. He met a new pretty girl online in the QQ s.p.a.ce. When he saw her picture on QQ, he thought he met an angel.

w.a.n.g Zhitao also understood that there was no need to give up the whole forest for a tree. When he found out that Captain Chen Fei in the police station was Chen Mengyan’s father, he regretted even more his impulsive action the other day. Why would he be such a dumba** and hand the evidence right to the person in charge? Even though he was fine after the whole incident, it was because of this that his exam result was affected.

Even though w.a.n.g Zhitao didn’t feel like letting go of Chen Mengyan, he no longer dared to do too much right now. Over these past two days when he went online to chat since he had nothing much to do, he got to know this girl from the local chat group who was named “Charming Baby.” This was the girl that was mentioned as an angel earlier.

w.a.n.g Zhitao immediately started his relentless pursuit. However, this Charming Baby was rather pure, or she pretended to be pure. w.a.n.g Zhitao had used all of his skills and tactics, but Charming Baby still wasn’t hooked.

w.a.n.g Zhitao prepared to continue his attack sequence today.

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When Yang Ming arrived at Lan Ling’s residence, Ling Ling was watching television. She had cleaned up the whole house already. Everything was sparkling. This made Yang Ming feel relieved. How many modern girls would still do their household ch.o.r.es nowadays? The only thing he wasn’t sure of now were Lan Ling’s cooking skills. If she could cook well in the kitchen, and perform well in bed, she would be considered a world-cla.s.s lady among women.

When Lan Ling saw Yang Ming, she ran out happily and rushed into Yang Ming’s hug. “Master, you are back!”

“Master??” Yang Ming was confused.

“En, yup.” Lan Ling nodded her head. “All the characters in television say it that way.”

Yang Ming raised his head to look at the television in the living room. It was playing a movie about Qing Palace [2]. Seven or eight women were surrounding an old man saying “master.” He couldn’t help but drop a few beads of sweat. As a modern person, it sounded slightly weird for someone to address him this way.

“A master normally has a few wives. Are you thinking of making me get a few more little Lan Ling?” Yang Ming smiled.

“If master really wants it, Lan Ling will definitely agree.” Lan Ling looked as though she was wronged.

“It’s fine. If at that time the voodoo was activated, I would need to belch, f*rt and catch a cold as I look at the sun [3].” Yang Ming shook his head as he grabbed Lan Ling to sit on the sofa. “How was it? Are you comfortable living here?”

Lan Ling wanted to say something, but as she saw how Yang Ming changed the topic, she didn’t continue. But when she heard Yang Ming’s questions, she pouted her mouth and said, “Without you, I couldn’t sleep well. Moreover, I kept hearing some strange noises on the rooftop. I felt quite scared! Do you think there could be a ghost here?”

“There was still someone living upstairs then. If they woke up at night there would surely be some sound. If it was a ghost, then there wouldn’t be any sound. Moreover, where would the ghost come from?” Yang Ming smiled as he consoled her. “Don’t think of random things.”

“Yang Ming, can you keep me company at night?” Lan Ling begged.

“I cannot. If I don’t go home at night, my mom would surely be angry. In a few more days when I move on campus, it would be better.” Yang Ming wanted to stay here too, but he didn’t know how to explain to his parents. “Or else… I could go back a little bit later. I could wait for you to fall asleep first.”

“Hehe, don’t you worry. I was only teasing you. When we as Miao Tribal members study voodoo, we would always speak to the dead. Why would we be afraid of ghosts?” Lan Ling quickly spoke when she saw how Yang Ming had some difficulty.

“Okay! You naughty little girl, how dare you lie to me? Let’s see how I am going to settle this with you!” Yang Ming thought about her words and realized that she couldn’t possibly be afraid of ghosts! Even if there was no voodoo, her father would always gamble until late at night and leave her alone at home. If she was afraid of ghosts, she would have been scared to death by now!

“Sure, come settle it with me!” Lan Ling said excitedly after hearing it.

Yang Ming dripped a bead of sweat. This Lan Ling, why couldn’t she learn how to be a bit more reserved? But Yang Ming also liked how Lan Ling was behaving. This type of personality seemed to easily trigger a man’s desire, the desire to conquer her.

But Yang Ming thought for a while, If I went to the bed, wasn’t that just giving Lan Ling what she wanted? Nope, I need to teach her a lesson.

Lan Ling saw how Yang Ming actually went to bed and felt rather proud. However, she didn’t notice Yang Ming’s sinister smile!