Jun Ye Can't Help But Tease His Wife Chapter 301

"Rogue, sc.u.m, shameless." Xiao Jing took a big stride and grabbed the man's ear with her back towards her and kicked his knee.

Yan Mo instinctively fell forward and fell to his knees. Before he could even react, a fist had mercilessly landed on his cheekbone.

With a "peng" sound, Xiao Jing became even more angry as she stared at this shameless lecher. She once again clenched her fists tightly, ready to smash him down anytime and anywhere.

"I was just saying that sooner or later, you shameless b.a.s.t.a.r.ds would think the same as my soldiers. Luckily, I came out today, otherwise, are you going to strip naked?" Xiao Jing grabbed his opponent's hair and made him raise his head high.

"..." What he feared the most was a sudden silence.

Xiao Jing's fingers suddenly loosened and she embarra.s.sedly took a few steps back.

Xiao Man came back to his senses and shouted out, "Sir, show mercy."

Xiao Jing retreated to her side and couldn't help but frown. "Your reflexes are a bit long."

The corners of Xiao Man's mouth twitched. "The change came too fast, aren't you going to allow me to be surprised for a moment?"

"In that case, how could I have considered who it was? Furthermore, why would Officer Yan Mo come over at this time? " Xiao Jing asked.

Xiao Man was still holding onto his belt as he said with a bitter smile, "I was thinking about the long night and he's rather lonely, so I suggested that he come over and enjoy the flowers and the moon and the spring breeze."

Xiao Jing's gaze drooped down, and coincidentally landed on Xiao Man's right hand. "You need to take off your pants when chatting?"

Xiao Man looked at the sky guiltily. "Sir, right now, we're not talking about taking off our pants, but rather, what should we do?"

Xiao Jing swallowed a mouthful of saliva. She carefully glanced at her superior's right cheekbone that had swollen up. She pondered whether she should go up and comfort him and apologize in pa.s.sing.

Yan Mo slowly got up from the ground and silently lifted his pants.

Xiao Man took the initiative to hand over the leather belt.

Yan Mo subconsciously reached out to grab it and tugged it.

Xiao Man reluctantly let go of his hand and lightly coughed. "Sir, are you alright?"

Yan Mo did not reply and silently put on his pants.

"Sir, I thought you were one of the little b.a.s.t.a.r.ds in our barracks. I didn't expect you to be here. If I knew it was you, I wouldn't have come to destroy you." Xiao Jing tactfully took two steps back.

"You misunderstand. The relations.h.i.+p between her and I is not what you think." Yan Mo's face looked a little funny. His eye sockets were a little swollen from getting punched for no reason. The light from the lamp shone on his body. There were some insects flying around. He looked like a homeless person who had no one to rely on in the winter.

"Don't worry, I'll leave now. I'll pretend I didn't see anything." Xiao Jing turned and ran.

Yan Mo intentionally gave chase. However, he only took two steps before he came to a stop.

Xiao Man lightly tugged at the corner of his clothes. "Sir, do you want me to explain?"

"Explain what? "Explain that you and I are not together, or that I still care about her?" Yan Mo brushed away her hand and walked in the opposite direction.

Xiao Man followed closely behind him. "Sir, it's been a long life. You should try to see what's on your right hand side."

Yan Mo cast a sidelong glance at the little girl who was smiling at him in a beautiful manner before stopping in her tracks.

Xiao Jing also stopped in her tracks. Her eyes were reflected by the light as if there were stars hidden within them.

Yan Mo looked at her, then looked at the budding willow tree not far in front of him. With an indifferent tone, he said, "She is my entire life. She is also the only one who is mine."

Xiao Man looked at his back that was gradually fading away and frowned slightly. Seeing that he was about to arrive at the parking lot, he suddenly flashed out with a speed of one hundred meters, and crashed onto his waist with a bang without any hesitation.

Yan Mo's body staggered forward, but he still wasn't able to stand firm. A hand grabbed at his arm at a lightning speed, and in the next moment, Yan Mo was forcefully pulled back.

Xiao Man strongly held his head, and crazily and tyrannically kissed his lips like a king.

This man's lips were very thin, and even carried a hint of coldness. It was often said in the books that this man's lips were very tender, but he was actually very deep in love.

Yan Mo widened his eyes as he subconsciously pushed away her rude actions of knocking his teeth against the ground. He took a step back and retreated out of her range of control.

Xiao Man covered his mouth. Once upon a time, a king stood up. But now, this king had broken his teeth due to excitement.

Yan Mo took another step back like a snake or a scorpion. He pointed at the woman who was tyrannizing him like a wife and roared, "What did you just do?"

Xiao Man wiped his mouth and said, still wis.h.i.+ng for more, "I want to sleep with you."

"..." Yan Mo hurriedly opened the car door and said, "Let me tell you, I'm not the type of person that you think I am."

"You can treat me like one of those casual people." Xiao Man moved closer step by step.

Yan Mo jumped into the car. Just as he was about to lock the door, the car swayed and the door to the driver's seat was opened from the outside.

The corners of Xiao Man's mouth curled into a complacent smile. "Drive slowly."

Yan Mo shut the car door as though he had seen a ghost.

Xiao Man glared at the car that disappeared like a wisp of smoke, and smacked his lips. "It's obviously the little big brother that didn't do anything. Aiya, my teeth."

Xiao Jing noticed the direction the car left in and walked to Xiao Man's side.

He couldn't help but sigh. "Xiao Jing, we once had this kind of relations.h.i.+p. Tell me, should I hate you because of love and wear small shoes for you from the back?"

Xiao Jing crouched beside her and nodded. "According to the TV series, I feel that you should torture me every possible way, do everything you can to tear off my relations.h.i.+p with you, and then disguise yourself as a white lotus flower to contend with my men. It makes me feel worse than death if I were to let this go."

Xiao Man agreed. "I think the normal plot should be like this as well."

"IQ is a hard injury, with your brain, I'm afraid it will be a little difficult."

Xiao Man glanced at her. "Are you insulting my intelligence?"

Xiao Jing lightly patted her shoulder. "I just feel that if we don't have the ability, we shouldn't be so tired from living. Shouldn't we be a bit happier?"

Xiao Man felt that her words made sense. "The most important thing is to be happy."

"What do you think of my uncle?"

"Officer Yan Mo gave me a cold and aloof impression, just like the male protagonist in the novel who brought his own name out as BGM. He was not only restrained, he was also depressed, and his eyes contained many secrets, as if he secretly had a crush on some shameless white lotus. Then, in order to forget about that flower, he deliberately approached me and tried to forget about my pain.

"..." Xiao Jing glared at her. 'Am I supposed to thank you for adding so much drama to my flower?'

Xiao Man rubbed his forehead. "I'm currently wandering around the extreme of contradiction, should I forgive him for having s.e.x with him? Or should I once again take up my pride and ruthlessly abandon him? "

"You think too much about these things." Xiao Jing stood up and wrapped her clothes around her hands. "It's already so late. You can go back and rest."

Xiao Man followed behind her. After thinking about it, she was slightly confused. "Chief Yan Mo probably didn't know you were a woman before."

"He doesn't know."

"That's why he likes a man."

"..."

Xiao Man understood and forcefully clapped. "I know what to do next."

Hearing her words, Xiao Jing shrugged her shoulders helplessly. "Let's rest early. We have a mission now, so don't delay your own business for the sake of the love of our children."

Xiao Man muttered as he walked towards the direction of the dormitory.

Xiao Jing had just stepped onto the stairs when a figure blocked her path.

Shen Chengfeng stood on the steps and extended his right hand towards her.

Xiao Jing smiled and naturally held his hand. At the moment his palm touched her, any coldness was immediately eliminated.

The night wind was blowing gently, stirring up the long and thin branches on both sides of the road.

"Captain, I'm a bit nervous." After a while, Xiao Jing spoke.

The air was still cold, with the sound of wind pa.s.sing through, and her voice was m.u.f.fled.

Shen Chengfeng opened his coat and wrapped her body tightly within it, "I am also very nervous."

Xiao Jing was stupefied. She had thought that even if Mount Tai collapsed, its peak would remain impa.s.sive. However, at this moment, the Captain was actually able to say that she did not need to be nervous. She did not expect that the Captain would also say that he was very nervous.

Shen Chengfeng placed her head against his chest and said, "Did you hear that, my heart is pounding."

Xiao Jing listened attentively to the sounds of his heartbeat. She pursed her lips and smiled. "Captain, you're already nervous?"

"I am finally going to announce to the whole world that I, Shen Chengfeng, am going to marry a wife. I think that day, I will not be able to sleep at all."

As if it was a bit cold, Xiao Jing hugged his waist even more tightly.

"Is it cold?"

Xiao Jing wanted to shake her head to say it wasn't cold, but she couldn't help but sneeze the moment she opened her mouth.

Shen Chengfeng took off his jacket and hung it on her body, "Why are you feeling cold?"

Xiao Jing rubbed her itchy nose. "It must be cold."

Shen Chengfeng held her hand, walking towards the dormitory at a leisurely pace.

The next few days were still as beautiful as before. Many figures were hurrying across the yard.

The Shen family's residence was bustling with activity.

Yan Jun stood in the kitchen with a solemn expression. She had originally planned to personally prepare lunch for her precious daughter and daughter-in-law. However, all of the dishes she had tried for the entire morning had all failed.

Marshal Shen had just returned from abroad. As soon as he entered the living room, he smelled the faint sour smell in the air. He hurriedly stopped his aide-de-camp behind him and deliberately slowed down his pace, "Follow me. Walk slowly. Don't make any noise."

The aide-de-camp understood what the officer meant, and carefully moved his feet.

"Old master, you came back at the right time." Yan Jun's voice rang out from the kitchen.

Shen Tian's legs stiffened as he put them down. He tidied up his clothes and asked, "How did the Madam know I was back?"

Yan Jun ran out of the kitchen carrying a tray of dark items. When she came near, a sour smell that couldn't be removed rushed towards Shen Tian. Shen Tian was forced to take two steps back.

Shen Tian covered his mouth and coughed, "Madam, what kind of thing is this?"

Yan Jun sighed, "Didn't you say that pregnant people love to eat sour food?" Furthermore, this prawn has a high protein content, which is very suitable for nouris.h.i.+ng one's body after pregnancy. I originally intended to use white vinegar to fuse these two things, but one bottle wasn't enough, so I added a bottle of ordinary vinegar. "

Shen One almost gasped for breath. Just looking at that pitch-black thing made his teeth ache.

"Quickly, try it. The children will be back in half an hour. I have to try and see if this dish can be eaten."

"..." Then why did you give it to your husband? Aren't you afraid of your middle-aged husband's death?

When Yan Jun saw that he did not move, she took one and stuffed it into his mouth.

Shen One's tongue had just tasted the prawn skin, and an indescribable sour taste rushed up from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, almost causing him to fall down.

Yan Jun looked up and asked, "How does it taste?" I didn't boil it with water the whole time. It was all vinegar. How tasty. "

The aide-de-camp looked on helplessly as his superior complained. He had wanted to persuade his wife out of his loyalty, but as soon as he opened his mouth, something was stuffed into his mouth.

Acid. Not only sour, but also bitter, not only bitter, but also salty!

The aide staggered two steps forward. In that instant, he had tasted the bitterness of life. What was that taste? He felt that his sense of taste had momentarily failed him.

When Yan Jun saw the two people who did not make a sound, she frowned and asked, "How was it?" "Can you eat it?"

"Whew." Shen One successfully breathed in. He felt as if something had blown through his nose, breaking the barrier. At that moment, he breathed in the most primitive air, so fresh that tears were about to flow down his face.

Yan Jun shook her head, "You really can't eat it. Could it be that it's too sour? Let me go and add some sugar."

Shen Tian watched his wife's back as she left and spat out the baby prawn that had pa.s.sed away a long time ago.

"Cough, cough." The aide was forced to swallow it. His mouth was numb, and he could not even open his mouth to say a single word.

Shen Tian lightly patted his shoulder. "Sorry to trouble you."

The aide-de-camp's eyes were red and his nose was sour, "Sir, can I apply to not come to your house next time?"

Shen Tian shook his head. "At least we've worked together for more than ten years. Do you have the heart to see your superior suffer alone?"

"..." The aide silently took a few steps back. Obviously, he was patient.

Once again, Yan Jun excitedly carried the plate out and said, "Master, I just put some sugar on the plate. Please try it again."

Shen Tian decided to keep his mouth shut and shook his head with great effort.

"As your future father-in-law and grandfather, help your daughter-in-law try out what's wrong with the dishes. Come, tell me, how is the taste?"

The corner of Shen Tian's mouth slightly trembled. In the past few decades, he was used to eating the dark food of his wife. He had endured so many hards.h.i.+ps, so what was a little pain? He tried to chew it, then suddenly he realized that something was wrong.

Yan Jun saw him spit and frowned. "What are you vomiting for? You can't eat it? "

Shen One pointed at the prawns on the ground, and beside them was a s.h.i.+ning tooth!

"..." Yan Jun looked at his missing teeth and laughed, "Master, I noticed that the right side of your face has lost a lot of weight."

Shen Tian covered his face with his hands. He had already lost all his teeth, so how could he not be skinny?

Holding the plate in her arms, Yan Jun ran back into the kitchen.

"Sir, are you sure you don't want to stop this lady from making lunch?"

Shen Ri picked up his teeth in heartache, "Can I stop her for a moment, can I stop her for a lifetime? "My wife only has this little bit of pride in her abilities. How can a competent husband take away her right to enjoy the kitchen?"

The aide listened to the crackling in the direction of the kitchen and suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach.

Today, the atmosphere in the Shen family was very different. Shen Chengyi immediately felt a sense of camaraderie from his family when he returned home.

Yan Jun quickly walked through the courtyard.

Shen Chengyi was moved, seeing his mother coming towards him, he opened his arms, ready to be embraced by her.

Then, Yan Jun pa.s.sed by him and walked behind him.

Just as Xiao Jing walked up the steps, a hand appeared on her arm.

Yan Jun glanced at her son and said, "The dew that morning was not completely evaporated, and the ground was slippery. Don't you know how to support your wife?"

Xiao Jing felt a little embarra.s.sed. "Nanny, you don't need to be like this. I can walk by myself."

"Be careful when you walk. Yesterday, I had the servants clean up the courtyard, but there will still be some that will be left out. Be careful." Yan Jun pushed Shen Chengyi, who was blocking the way, away with a slap and supported his precious daughter-in-law into the mansion.

Shen Chengyi felt a sense of crisis, a crisis of cold violence from his family.

Shen Chengfeng walked behind him with a smile on his face, "Looks like I don't have to worry about the grievances she would suffer if she were to marry me."

Shen Chengyi angrily shouted, "Your wife is no longer wronged, I am wronged!"

Shen Chengfeng completely ignored his second brother who was shouting at him and walked straight towards the house.

The cold wind blew. Shen Chengyi looked at the sky, then looked at the ground, are all of his eyes blind?

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