The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism Chapter 1269 - Nonsense

Chapter 1269: Nonsense

Master Hairwood said, “Please allow me to answer this question later because this question is really serious. It’s so serious that it can make people doubt their very lives.”

Everyone exclaimed, but no one asked.

Lu Qing and Jiang Yumeng seemed a little excited. They seemed to have become the pioneers of the world and were about to reveal the veil of the world.

Red Boy said, “Master, I’m already beginning to doubt life. That old fellow is clearly speaking nonsense. Look at the picture. The location of the flying saucer is clearly a picture taken at a close range.”

Fangzheng said, “Don’t randomly make any conclusions without evidence. Let’s see what happens.”

Red Boy smacked his lips. “What’s there to see? Let me go up and give him two slaps. I’ll throw them into the pot and cook him for a while. I guarantee he’ll say whatever I want him to say.”

Fangzheng said with a smile, “That’s not what I want. What I want is for everyone here to understand, not just me.”

Red Boy slumped on the ground. “It’s boring to hear him brag.”

Fangzheng shot a glance at Red Boy and p.r.i.c.ked up his brows. He said with a smile, “You can ask questions or answer questions. Interacting with them will make you energized.”

Red Boy’s eyes lit up. “Can I? We didn’t pay any lesson fees.”

Fangzheng smiled. “Guide them into a dream and make it impossible for them to see us. They will treat us as their own. Therefore…”

“Got it!” Red Boy immediately said before raising his hands in excitement. He asked, “Master, may I know what the UFO in your picture was made of? Why do I see nails?”

Just as Master Hairwood was about to start speaking, he suddenly heard the words that destroyed the atmosphere. He was instantly stunned as he subconsciously looked at Red Boy and thought to himself, “Why is here to mess sh*t up?”

At the same time, Master Hairwood looked at the female a.s.sistant, as if asking who this fellow was.

The female a.s.sistant subconsciously took out the list of students and scanned it. However, there were two more people on the list of forty people—Fangzheng and Jingxin.

The two names sounded familiar, but she couldn’t remember where she had heard them before.

This was thanks to A Golden Millet Dream. Otherwise, with Fangzheng and Red Boy’s reputation, they would probably be exposed at once.

The female a.s.sistant nodded at Master Hairwood, indicating that they were a student of theirs. Perhaps they hadn’t been taught well or they didn’t put much effort in their studies, so they needed to provide them with greater education.

Master Hairwood nodded slightly to express his understanding. Then, he smiled at Red Boy and said, “That’s not a nail. It’s something on a flying saucer. I’m not sure what it is exactly. If I knew, I can create a flying saucer myself. That way humans don’t have to be trapped here.”

Some people smiled when they heard that as they praised Master for his humor.

Red Boy laughed as well. “Oh, I see. Master, continue.”

Master Hairwood nodded his head in satisfaction and continued, “Emige is an old Pleiadian. Perhaps someone will ask, how would I know he’s old? Then I’ll tell you that the Pleiadians look almost identical to us humans. According to Emige, we humans are their descendants, which is why they pay attention to us and have helped us many times.”

“Master, may I ask what kind of help did the Pleiadians give us?” Chen Long suddenly asked.

Master Hairwood said, “Archaeologists have discovered that in the era of dinosaurs, there were traces of human activity. For example, human footprints and handprints are found in fossils. You can find relevant information on the Internet, but later on, dinosaurs and other living beings went extinct; yet, humanity survived. Don’t you find it strange?”

Red Boy mumbled, “What’s so strange about it? Humans live their lives better than dinosaurs. I’m curious as to how the Chinese alligator survived from being put on the dining table…”

Master Hairwood: “…”

Master Hairwood couldn’t be bothered with Red Boy. He pretended not to hear him and continued, “Later on, Emige left. His daughter came to Earth many years later. This is the first time I’ve seen female Pleiadians, and I have to say that they are very charming.”

As he spoke, the picture on the big screen changed to a scenery under the setting sun. It was still a farm. There was an old tree, but no tractor. However, behind the old tree, there was a flying saucer that looked much more realistic.

Master Hairwood said, “This is Xewa’s flying saucer. Xewa told me a lot about the Universe and she also pointed out the problem that Emige had previously mentioned.”

Chen Long asked, “Master, what is the problem they were talking about?”

Master Hairwood thought for a moment and said, “This is also what I want to tell everyone today. At the same time, it’s also the reason why I’m here. I hope that everyone will listen to me and not tell anyone because this matter is extremely important.”

Everyone promised not to tell anyone.

Fangzheng narrowed his eyes. It was finally coming to the main topic!

At the same time, there was another change on the big screen. It was Master Hairwood’s personal photo with three books in the background. They were “Contact with Pleiades,” “Cosmos Explorer,” and “I Come from Pleiades.”

Furthermore, all the t.i.tles and accolades of Master Hairwood were listed—the first person on Earth who came into contact with Pleiadians, the president of the International Extraterrestrial Union, etc…

At the same time, a promotional video was played. Together with the upbeat music, Master Hairwood was made into a Prophet that was s.h.i.+ning with starlight, a savior!

As Fangzheng watched, he mumbled, “Jingxin, I’ll give you a computer when we get home.”

“Why?”

Fangzheng said, “Learn well and create a promotional video for me. It’s so cool…”

Red Boy said, “Then I want a computer worth ten thousand yuan!”

“Take it that I didn’t say anything…”

Red Boy: “Why are you so stingy…”

After the promotional video ended, Master Hairwood said, “Many people ask me what exactly did Emige showed me and what did Xewa revealed to me. In that case, I’ll tell everyone about it today. But before that, please be mentally prepared. No matter what doubts you have, ask after I’m done. Alright?”

The students collectively said, “Alright!”

Master Hairwood said, “Very well, then I’ll begin. Let’s talk about the truth that Emige showed me. It’s the truth that all the world leaders are aware of, but refuse to tell you!”

With that said, Master Hairwood waved his hand, and the big screen changed once again. A continent floated in the sky, with the sun, moon, and stars…

Master Hairwood said, “Emige brought me onto his s.p.a.ces.h.i.+p and allowed me to look down upon Earth from up high. What I saw wasn’t a ball, but a flat piece of land! A flat piece of land that’s floating in the rain!”

“How is this possible?” Everyone exclaimed. At that moment, even Red Boy’s mouth widened as he mumbled. “What f**king nonsense!”