The Gorgeous Ex Girlfriend 87 Escape Plan...Don't Tell The Author Plsss!

"Hey guys...this is Xie Tang. I have managed to escape the evil clutches of the author today. I also rescued my lovely Jia Li and my mortal enemy (Wei) along with. I just wanted to..."

w.a.n.g Wei cuts Tang's narrative, "you didn't really want me to come along. Don't try and show off in front of the readers. They all know your true colours by now."

Lin Jia Li, in a super irritated voice, "if you both don't stop this bickering, I will wake the author up and ensure that you are locked back in to the words' world.

"Aww...you can never be this mean to me, my love," Tang b.u.t.ts in, trying to come close to Jia Li.

"Don't you dare venture anywhere near her. She is mine," growls Wei, blocking his path.

"Grr...both of you, shut up right now. Have you forgotten as to why have we come out in the real world today?" she scolds.

"Our lovely readers...Tang, Wei and I are here to tell you that we simply adore you all. Your comments, reactions, demands, and VOTES keep us alive and rocking. So, we THANK YOU for staying with us in this gorgeous journey so far. We hope that you continue to do so always. And a big hug to all of you for supporting me every time I felt low, unhappy, depressed."

"Jia Li, I am here to take care of you when you feel sad. Don't worry, baby," Wei soothes her.

"What an absolute pain you are, always trying to turn every thing into an opportunity for you to earn brownie points with my girl," Tang is growling now.

"Sssh...you guys are making too much noise. For sure she will wake up now. If you both are done fighting, can we go back in before she realises that we are missing?," Jia Li is thoroughly irritated.

"I have to tell the author to find me a NEW guy. I am sick of these two completely," Jia Li mutters to herself as they all slip back into the pages...