I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 1025

Chapter 1025: Fireworks for Xiao Chou’s Wedding

A man flew toward everyone atop a sword.

A bunch of Return to Void Stage mighty figures turned their eyes toward him. A bunch of Return to Void Stage mighty figures were looking up at him!

This was the pinnacle of Tang Ximen’s life!

Tang Ximen descended gracefully beside An Lin.

“I have brought Chen Nan’s head.”

He pulled out a severed head from his storage ring as he spoke.

Thump!

The head fell to the ground.

It rolled around for a bit before finally settling.

Everyone let loose cries of surprise upon seeing this. That really was Chen Nan’s head!

“Brother Tang is so bad*ss! Woof!” Da Bai clapped his paws in praise.

“Senior Student Tang, I’ve been taught once again not to judge a book by its cover,” Su Qianyun chimed in in her mellow voice.

Tang Ximen’s chest constricted upon hearing the praise of his G.o.ddess Su.

What was this about not judging a book by its cover? Was she saying that he looked weak?

He clearly had the disposition of a supremely powerful cultivator!

“Chen Nan was a powerful being at the Soul Formation Pinnacle Stage, and he possessed many trump cards on top of that. It is indeed quite a feat that you were able to kill him, Mr. Tang Ximen,” Qing Beichen praised with a smile.

Tang Ximen joined his hands in a salute. “You’re far too kind, Senior. This is not something to make a big deal out of.”

Although that was what Tang Ximen was saying, his heart was filled with satisfaction. He had just been praised by the top dog of the Fox Tribe!

Chen Nan’s death was quite significant to the Fox Tribe. After all, as long as Chen Nan and Lan Xiaoni didn’t get married, any potential retaliation from the Spirit Fish Clan should not get out of hand.

Furthermore, it would make it a lot easier for them to clean up the Black Fox Tribe.

Soon after this, another burst of energy fluctuations appeared in the distance.

Xu Xiaolan and the others turned to discover that it was Xiao Chou and Bai Yao.

That made sense. The explosion was extremely hard to miss, so as long as they weren’t simultaneously blind and deaf at the same time, they should know where to find everyone.

“Little Yao, why are you here?” Bai Muyu heaved a sigh of relief upon verifying her daughter’s safety.

“Xiao Chou and I were both worried about you guys,” Bai Yao replied.

Xiao Chou turned deathly pale at the sight of An Lin’s lifeless body, and he scrambled to his knees beside the coffin to bewail his pa.s.sing. Thankfully, Xu Xiaolan provided a timely explanation, telling Xiao Chou that An Lin was in fact not dead. Thus, Xiao Chou was able to repress the sorrow in his heart.

Xiao Chou then turned to look at the dismembered head in Tang Ximen’s hand as his eyes lit up. “We were worried that Chen Nan had escaped from Little Yao and I, but you managed to kill him? This is great!”

Tang Ximen’s face convulsed as he stared at Xiao Chou with incredulity.

How could Xiao Chou just expose the fact that he had only cashed in by landing the killing blow right when he was flexing at everyone?

“Ahem, yeah. Chen Nan resisted extremely valiantly at that time, and we engaged in an earth-shattering battle that toppled several dozen mountains before I was finally able to slay him.” Tang Ximen put on a reminiscent expression to try and recover some of his dignity.

Everyone rolled their eyes silently.

They knew exactly what Tang Ximen was capable of, so his recount of events completely fell upon deaf ears.

Thus, the battle finally drew to a conclusion.

An Lin slowly awakened.

He shed tears of remorse upon seeing everyone staring at him through the coffin with expressions of “concern” on their faces.

“Xiaolan, let me explain! That was an accident! I wasn’t intending on taking such a ma.s.sive risk!”

“Hehe, save the explanation for when you get better.”

Xu Xiaolan chuckled coldly.

“How did all of you sustain such severe injuries, Seniors? Could it be that Chen Hao didn’t die from my attack and was still able to retaliate?”

“Hehe… Mr. An Lin sure has a good sense of humor. We were all blasted by your attack!”

“…”

Cold sweat began to pour down An Lin’s head, and he turned to Tang Ximen as well as the dismembered head lying at his feet. “Impressive, Senior Student Tang Ximen! To think you were able to land the killing blow on such a big fis.h.!.+”

Tang Ximen felt like he had been stabbed in the heart. An Lin was lying in a coffin, and he still didn’t forget to hurt him with his words?!

“Hehe, Student An Lin sure has a pair of keen eyes.” Tang Ximen chuckled coldly.

An Lin was confused by Tang Ximen’s dark expression. Had he said something wrong? Maybe he had delivered the wrong compliment?

But that couldn’t be! Tang Ximen was only at the Spirit Nurturing Final Stage, while Chen Nan was at the Soul Formation Pinnacle Stage. The only plausible way for him to kill Chen Nan would be to land the killing blow after all the hard work had been done! There should have been no issues with his speculation.

Xiao Chou was moved beyond belief by what An Lin had done for him, and he completely left even his wife in the cold to stay by An Lin’s side.

“Hey, Xiao Chou, I’ve already told you that I’m fine. Go look after your new bride,” An Lin said with a resigned expression.

“Big Brother An! You sustained such severe injuries for me! How could I just abandon you? You’re my top priority right now, and I’m going to continue to stay by your side and look after you!” Xiao Chou replied with an extremely genuine expression.

An Lin silently closed his eyes at the sight of Xiao Chou’s stunningly hideous face that was pressed up against the coffin.

You idiot! You want to look at me, but I don’t want to look at you!

I want to see Xiaolan, Liu Qian Huan, Su Qianyun, and all of the other gorgeous beauties here! Get your ugly mug out of my sight!

Thus, the battle concluded with the Four Nine Immortal Sect and the Fox Tribe emerging as the victors.

The wedding continued under the An Lin’s vehement insistence!

As for the earth-shattering battle and explosion that had occurred not long ago, An Lin only uttered one sentence to Xiao Chou, “Xiao Chou, do you like the fireworks I set off for your wedding?”

Xiao Chou broke down in tears.

Bai Yao was also extremely touched.

She felt like Xiao Chou’s Master was peerlessly bad*ss!

Qing Hu City transformed into a joyful sea of celebration again.

The entire atmosphere was lifted significantly by song and dance.

The Fox Tribe was in extremely high spirits after securing victory during the battle.

One beautiful vixen after another took the stage to performance enticing dances.

There were even some who put on a raunchy and seductive show of pole-dancing, which had sent excitement surging through the hearts of An Lin and the others.

“Hmph! Men!” Xu Xiaolan pursed her lips.

Even though she was a little displeased, she didn’t want to be a party-p.o.o.per on such a joyous occasion, so she could only sit off to the side with Su Qianyun.

An Lin was already able to walk around una.s.sisted. As for his internal injuries, those were probably going to take a few days to heal.

Beautiful fireworks blossomed in the sky, lighting up the night.

This was destined to be a sleepless night.

Xiao Chou and Bai Yao went around to all of the tables and made toasts to all of the guests present.

Upon reaching An Lin, Xiao Chou downed nine full gla.s.ses of wine before wrapping An Lin in a bear hug and howling tearfully.

Bai Yao made her way over to An Lin like a graceful Celestial Maiden with a gla.s.s of wine in her hand. “Big Brother An Lin, if it weren’t for you, Xiao Chou and I would not be together. I’ll remember everything you’ve done for us. Hence… I propose this toast to you!”

After visiting all of these tables, this was the first time she had downed such a large quant.i.ty of wine in one go, and An Lin certainly wasn’t going to leave her hanging as he too downed the content of his gla.s.s.

“I wish you all the happiness in the world!” An Lin wished them in a genuine voice.

Bai Yao and Xiao Chou nodded earnestly.

This happiness was not easy to come by, so they were determined to treasure it.

They made some small talk after that before departing from the wedding.

They were going to get down to the business end of things now and cure Bai Yao’s condition!