I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 734 - Decision to Become an Underling

Daoist Yu Lang p.i.s.sed himself from fear. He didn’t think that he would become the first target to draw the monster’s attention.

He flew frantically through the air, but the pair of huge crimson eyes seemed to have been glued to his body, following him everywhere he went. It was like the stare of the Death G.o.d that announced his death as soon as the eyes settled upon him.

Daoist Yu Lang couldn’t take it anymore, and he immediately turned around before landing on the ground below!

Splay!

He sprawled out before the monster before announcing in a loud voice, “Senior! I mean no offense to you whatsoever! Please spare my insignificant life, Senior, and I would be happy to pledge my allegiance to you! I would do whatever you want me to do!”

This was the second life-saving ability for evil cultivators; to submit to the enemy at a moment’s notice!

Such a bad*ss super mighty figure would need a few lackeys, right?

Super mighty figures like them couldn’t just step on ants through their own power as that would be dirtying their hands! As such, they needed a few underlings to take care of the ants for them!

Daoist Yu Lang was a Return to Void Stage mighty figure, and he was also going to be this super mighty figure’s first-ever underling, so he surely wasn’t going to be treated too badly! Perhaps he would ascend to greater heights as an underling than he could ever reach in his entire life!

Sure enough, the monster’s body faltered slightly.

“Huh? He wants to be our underling. What do you guys think?” the human head asked.

Daoist Yu Lang was ecstatic upon seeing this. The fact that they were discussing the notion meant that there was a chance for him to survive!

The dragon head scoffed expressionlessly, “Him? He’s too weak! Having underlings like him would just be an insult to us!”

Daoist Yu Lang almost threw up a mouthful of blood. I’m weak? Having me as an underling would be an insult to you? Who do you think you are?!

The phoenix head asked in a level voice, “What’s an underling? Is it edible?”

The human head scratched itself with a sword before replying hesitantly, “It should be edible. Even if he becomes our underling, his Return to Void life essence still remains!”

“Stupid c*nt!” the dragon head snapped.

Daoist Yu Lang’s body trembled uncontrollably in fear.

“Alright, you can become my underling then!” The human head chuckled.

Daoist Yu Lang was elated, and he immediately bowed respectfully. “Please tell me if you’d like me to do anything. I would be happy to give up my life for you!”

The human head nodded happily. “Then the first thing I want you to do is to fly into my mouth so that I can eat you up! I really am quite hungry!”

The human head’s crimson eyes glowed with a vibrant light, and his expression suggested that he was very pleased with himself.

“How’s that? How smart am I? I made him become our underling, then I commanded him to be eaten by us. Thus, we can eat a Return to Void Stage mighty figure without even having a break a sweat!” The human head chuckled.

Daoist Yu Lang: “…”

The dragon head: “Stupid c*nt!”

The phoenix head heaved a forlorn sigh. “We should eat more brains next time.”

“Ah…!” Daoist Yu Lang was petrified, and he immediately turned around to flee. Wolf claws of cloud and mist grew from his hands and feet as he fled through the air, crossing over five kilometers of distance with each step.

Mystical technique, Divine Wolf Flight!

The human head was enraged upon seeing this. “Hey, you promised that you would be my underling and that you would gladly die for me, so why can’t you let me eat you?! You’re a dishonest man!”

Daoist Yu Lang’s face convulsed upon hearing this. Was this guy r.e.t.a.r.ded? Who the f*ck would actually take vows like that seriously?!

“Stupid c*nt!” the dragon head scoffed.

In the next instant, boundless flames swept toward Daoist Yu Lang as heaven and earth became a realm of infernal death!

There was simply no way out.

There was no end in sight to these flames, which seemed to be imbued with a boundless power…

From the perspectives of An Lin and everyone else, it looked like the phoenix head exhaled a light breath toward Daoist Yu Lang, upon which an expanding golden flame burst forth, which instantly pierced through the air before engulfing Daoist Yu Lang.

Daoist Yu Lang suddenly disappeared.

However, Daoist Yu Lang’s cries of anguish could be heard from the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial’s stomach.

His cries were extremely agonizing and heart wrenching to hear, causing the hairs on the backs of everyone’s necks to stand up on end.

The cries soon drowned out, presumably heralding the death of Daoist Yu Lang…

All the mighty figures’ knees trembled as their hearts thumped in fear.

They knew that their power levels were comparable to Daoist Yu Lang’s, which meant that they would be insta-killed just as easily!

“This is the power of the divine dao; it is the perfect integration between the dao of fire and the dao of s.p.a.ce!” Su Wenjun’s voice trembled as he spoke.

“Burp…” Another loud burp escaped from the phoenix head’s mouth.

“It’s you again! You keep stealing my food!” The human head turned toward the phoenix head with an aggrieved expression.

“How could you say that? I’m helping you eat! Don’t forget that we have the same stomach and the same dream!” The phoenix head spoke in a slow voice, “You may thank me when you’re ready!”

“Th-thank you.” The human head came to its senses and offered a grateful response.

“Stupid…” The dragon head was about to scoff again when its eyes turned toward a certain direction as a sly smile appeared on its face. “Hehe… so many hot chicks! I want them all!”

The human head looked in the same direction, and it too began to chuckle with excitement. “I want to eat them too!”

“Stupid c*nt!” The dragon head roared with rage, “I’m saying that I want them for my harem!”

“Disgusting.” The phoenix head spoke expressionlessly, “Our body is not suitable for this.”

“Hmph! I’m a pure little dragon.” The dragon head harrumphed coldly as it said, “I only want to collect them for my own viewing pleasure. What are you thinking?”

An Lin couldn’t help but fly in the direction the monster was looking toward.

“An Lin! Don’t be ras.h.!.+ You’re no match for the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial!” Bai Ling yelled in a panicked voice.

“I can’t abandon my friends!” An Lin’s reply was extremely firm.

He had no choice as the women the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial had their eyes on were Su Qianyun and Liu Qianhuan!

Su Qianyun and Liu Qianhuan were under the protection of Su Wenjun, and the female armor-clad general was also present, but how were they going to stand up against the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial’s attacks?

An Lin didn’t want to see them die right before his eyes. He didn’t know what he could do, but doing something was always better than doing nothing!

Su Qianyun and Liu Qianhuan turned pale with fright as the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial turned toward them.

Even Su Wenjun and Long Kui received a nasty shock as their breathings faltered.

There was simply too much of a disparity in power. They couldn’t even shake off the fear that was welling up in their hearts. Perhaps if their opponents were comparable in power to or only slightly stronger than them, they could still try and hold them off.

But in the face of such a ridiculously powerful foe, there was only horror and despair left in their hearts.

“I only know how to burn and eat; I don’t know how to abduct people,” the phoenix head said in a slow voice.

“Hehe, allow me.” The human head chuckled.

“p.i.s.s off! You’ll kill them, you stupid oaf! I’ll do it!”

The dragon head’s golden eyes turned toward Su Wenjun’s direction as its peerless dragon might materialized golden ripples that instantly proliferated outward, making the s.p.a.ce extremely viscous.

Whoos.h.!.+

The Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial’s bony wings flapped as it flew toward Su Qianyun and the others at an alarming speed!