The Beautiful Idol's Secret 93 Cooties

Teacher Xiang wanted to tell him everything but she was also confused on how to start. After all, this matter was a bit embarra.s.sing. She didn't know where a four-year-old would learn about 'cooties'. Her guess was of course from her parents, however... the father was an important figure and quite scary --- so, she also felt helpless.

"Young Master Lu, have you ever heard Xiao Xi Xi say something about boys?" Teacher Xiang decided to talk in a roundabout way until she found out a good way to tell him.

"Boys? What do you mean? Yesterday she told me about her friends being nice to her. That's all," Lu Yi Feng answered honestly.

Lin San really wanted to laugh. She was still a four-year-old and they already had problems with boys?! 'Boss... it seems like you go with a weird step in your relations.h.i.+p. You make Feng Xiao Qing becomes your girlfriend before wooing her --- only by contract. You become a father without even making one yourself...' Lin San thought to himself. 'So interesting!'

"Er... did she also say something about 'cooties' and 'zombie virus'?" Teacher Xiang asked awkwardly.

Lu Yi Feng frowned but then he remembered that he indeed tried to brainwash Xiao Xi Xi's mind so she would be careful around those boys. But, what about it? Why did this become trouble at school? He felt a bit bewildered despite his calm demeanor...

Lu Yi Feng didn't say or no right away, he chose to ask once again, "What about it?" He used his business tone and it made Teacher Xiang sweat. 'Gos.h.!.+ This man is too scary!' She thought to herself.

She trembled for a bit but she knew she had to do this. No matter how scary or powerful the parents were, she needed to make sure that Xiao Xi Xi got a good education on moral conduct too...

"Just now... a boy said that he likes Xiao Xi Xi and gave her flower. After that, he tried to kiss Xiao Xi Xi's cheek..." Teacher Xiang almost choked up in fear and didn't dare to continue her words. She saw how Lu Yi Feng's face darkened and a menacing aura omitted from his body when she mentioned the word 'kiss'.

'Er... Did she say something wrong?' Teacher Xiang didn't know whether she should laugh or cry. All of her courage was lost because of the man's piercing gaze. She really... really wanted to continue her words but her gut feeling said that she was better not to.

Lin San saw his boss' expression and he almost roared in laughter. Why did the man behave like a jealous father? His aura was even scarier than when he was angry at his subordinate. He saw Teacher Xiang's expression and his lips curled up for a bit. The woman looked like a gaping fish.

It seemed like he had to act like a knight in s.h.i.+ning armor... He cleared his throat and said in a soft calming tone, "It's okay, Teacher. You can just tell my boss everything."

Teacher Xiang sighed in relief even though she felt doubtful, but she quickly said everything in one go and at a fast pace. "Xiao Xi Xi quickly dodged and said something about zombie virus. She said a loud 'ew' and it attracted a lot of attention in the cla.s.sroom. She ran around but the boy is too excited and following her around. In the end... she accidentally fell down and her head banged to the boy's face... He ended up having a nosebleed..." By the end of her sentence, her voice was getting smaller.

Lu Yi Feng smiled inwardly. Xiao Xi Xi was indeed a good girl for listening to him. She looked as beautiful as his mom, so he knew that many boys would like and chase her. However, he didn't realize that it would happen so soon! It was only a day in school and his premonition came true...

Lu Yi Feng tilted his head to the side and asked, "So... what did exactly she did wrong? Aren't you supposed to call the boy's mother? Tell his son how to behave and not become a playboy? His nosebleed happened because of his own misconduct, right?"

"..."

Teacher Xiang was speechless. She indeed only accidentally headb.u.t.t the boy but because of the zombie virus matter... she told that belief to her girlfriends and they became afraid to get closer to the boys. They didn't want to be affected by their 'cooties'. The cla.s.s became separated into two groups --- boys and girls. This had never happened in the history of this school ah~ Teacher Xiang felt so helpless.

Young Master Lu asked what's wrong with his daughter for saying that. It seemed like this belief was taught by the almighty Young Master Lu himself. Teacher Xiang really wanted to kick some sense to the scary man but she didn't dare to. What kind of teaching was that? She could only slowly explained what happened in her cla.s.s because of the so-called 'zombie virus'.

"Isn't it good?" Lu Yi Feng asked. "No boys will dare to covet my Xiao Xi Xi from now on," he said in a righteous manner. Not only Teacher Xiang, but even Lin San was also speechless too! His boss dared to say that without slightly feeling embarra.s.sed. They were only four, for G.o.d's sake! Wasn't he too overbearing?!

"Boss... they are only four..." Lin San said weakly. What could they do? Probably only sneak a kiss just like what the boys do, right?

Lu Yi Feng nodded. "Yes, they are only four. But... saliva can spread virus and bacteria..."

Teacher Xiang hesitantly nodded. That's a fact and she couldn't refute it. "It's hard to explain about those kinds of things to little kids. It's easier to say that it's a zombie virus. At least, the children will be afraid of it, right? Then, you will have healthy students. It seems like a win-win solution to me."

Teacher Xiang felt that somehow this conversation went into the wrong direction. She got it that he didn't want any boys near Xiao Xi Xi, but this went too far!

She felt like throttling the unreasonable man in front of her!