Master Of Erossu Book 279 It Should Be A Funeral.

One week after Xia Feng's challenge.

"Did you know? Apparently, there is a not popping condom in the Skal Family!"

"Seriously? I popped off four brats already! My explosions are simply too good I need this s.h.i.+t."

"But they aren't willing to sell these!"

"What?! So egoistic!"

"I know right! Let's go and join the revolt!"

There was a revolt.

One could see a lot of young, but also old cultivators appearing in front of the gates to the Skal Family! They were all shouting while trying to push themselves to the very front! And the ones who were at the front were fighting against the guards and direct lineage family members of Skal Household!

"Give us a f.u.c.king condoms!"

"You selfish b.a.s.t.a.r.ds can feed all your children, but I must work ten times more."

"Seriously? How many children do you have?"

"Ten!"

""""Give us condoms! Not popping condoms!"""

The army of cultivators could no longer be calm! Their qi was being disturbed, but it's not like this is different from their daily life! In order to feed all their children, they were forced to go around the provinces to either perform sneaky missions of keeping an eye on the sects or kill the traitors!

Every day was full of hard work and the days of not seeing their families... were prolonging inevitably.

That's why, they hoped for these condoms! So that they can pleasure without worrying about another hards.h.i.+p for the future! After all this hard work, there is simply no way of relieving oneself in such way!

And now... there was a key to this relaxed connection!

That's why!

""""Give us condoms! Condoms! Not popping!""""

"We already said we don't have any condoms! Why would our family even try to produce this?!"

""""Shut up, liar!""""

And the direct lineage could simply do nothing! No one was believing them, thus, they were forced to keep fighting against young and old cultivators! And since the king had done nothing against it, it would be simply too unreasonable to deal with them by killing...

Utilizing techniques might also result in unwanted deaths...

"My son died... and all they speak is condoms?"

Furthermore, the head of the family was no longer sane. He was muttering this non stop, his old eyes releasing tears! The strongest son of his, the pride, killed himself after realizing that he no longer can cultivate.

It was pitiful death...

Death that should be cried upon...

But he was crying because of 'non existent condoms'.

No one could help him, no one was willing to risk! Simply because if some other households appeared, then others could a.s.sociate them with the Skal Family and ask for condoms! Then, the wave of revolting cultivators would split and go for them as well!

Luckily enough, the allies of Skal Family weren't on the target! Since Skal Family was quite selfish, no one was thinking about going for them.

And they themselves were quiet.

"It should be funeral... It should be the day... where everyone... wears black..."

However, as the old man muttered these words, one of the youngsters thought about an idea! Interesting idea! He shouted it loudly, causing the whole place to quickly realize his intent!

"Let's get our women here and do them! f.u.c.king h.e.l.l! If words don't work, then the actions will!"

""""....""""

What should be funeral... turned into the s.e.x party! No one truly believed that the youngsters would bring their women here! But that's how youngsters all! Wild and pa.s.sionate! If they can still be youngsters, not dads, then they were willing to show their weapons!

In mere moments, the gates of the Skal Family turned into the s.e.x party!

The ladies were quite embarra.s.sed, but since everyone was here, they allowed their man to spread their legs wide. They had their clothes on though! Soon enough, the first moan rang out, followed by thousand many!

"Ah!"

"Ah! Ah! Ah!"

""""AhhhhH~~!"""

They are truly a youngsters! Such stamina, such vigour! The thrusts of the whole s.e.x party turned into one! As if in unison, they pierced and exploded!

The man are in unison, so the ladies are!

""""Ahhhhnnnn~~"""

"""Oohhhhhhhhh~~!"""

Hearing the perfect merged moans, Skal Nase no longer could hold it in!

It should be funeral, his closed ones should be carrying the coffin through their territory right now! But his poor soon was laying in the coffin back at the very house, not even able to move!

All because there was s.e.x party in front of his gates!

"f.u.c.k me harder! I like this attention!"

"You d.a.m.n attention wh.o.r.e, tighten for your baby!"

"Ah, babyyyy~~"

EXPLOSIONNNN! Heavens! This young man truly needs condom!

"I am going to kill him."

"Father..."

"I am going to murder The Hale Family."

The old man stood... Of course, he didn't go through the main gates as it would be simply too unreasonable! His body was clad in black clothes... and throughout the whole territory, only Skal Nase was wearing such color.

He took the different route and his body slowly moved towards the new territory of Mi Yingtu!

His eyes told everyone one thing - He is going for the ma.s.sacre.

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At the same time, Xia Feng decided to fake his ident.i.ty.

Of course, it might seem stupid, but he was trying to be Eros.

Imagining how the fallen angel would react, Xia Feng entered the room of Milady Bluesis without knocking up! His body was also not wearing the usual blue uniform, but rather black t-s.h.i.+rt and pants!

Upon seeing Xia Feng like that, Miss Bluesis let out magnificent smile, her face blus.h.i.+ng!

"What are you waiting for?"

"Yes, master!"

The voice of the erossu was not the usual, gentle one! He was trying to sound harsher while trying to sneer at the lady who was blus.h.i.+ng hardly at him like never before.

And as Xia Feng had different voice, so Milady Bluesis.

She answered brightly and loudly, her body quickly appearing in front of him.

The lady wasn't standing, however!

On her knees, she has reached for the erossu's weapon.