The Anime Trope System: Stone Vs. The Viper, A LitRPG Novel. Chapter 92

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Chapter 92

Labido Gra.s.slands . Hot springs inn . Time: Late Afternoon…

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Harumi held Clyde's arms, cheerful, as they entered the hot springs inn . Training would start in the morning and everyone wanted a piece of him . One more dip will end the last of his soreness . He'd a.s.sert himself as the team lead again, maybe ruthlessly .

He looked at the cheerful pink-haired girl . Despite his proposition to not break their hearts via the stone-viper game sending him home, Clyde questioned his former decision . He knew he should've put his foot down many times, but what kind of single man would reject the advance of a beautiful woman . Besides, if he did, he'd have to admit to being one of those infuriating harem main characters that ran from the women . Not happening .

[Suggestion from the system: Consider marriage with Harumi . You are the Stone . It is recommended to have more than one wife . No less than three . This will add to your power—]

He cut off the prompt . What the h.e.l.l, System, he thought . He remembered complaints by some of his married friends, although they spent more time bragging about their wives than anything . Sometimes a conversation about the latest video game would turn into a rant about wives making them take out the garbage in the middle of the night or paying more attention to her .

[Suggestion from the system: Consider impregnation as—]

He switched off the prompt again . The system had an odd sense of humor in which he wanted nothing to do with . He wouldn't be surprised if the "suggestion" came up again .

Clyde was curious about what happened to Seth, so he headed toward the hot springs, Harumi on his trail . He couldn't help but note that he felt better after the…lunch break with the pink-haired young woman . He could feel something other than magic points running through his veins . Ki? It seemed to intertwine with his mystic senses, heightening them . He…he needed to boost this system a lot . Man, was he the pervert .

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Clyde sighed . It was amazing that his little friend didn't get sore from so much use . Not that he'd brag about it or anything .

"Wait right here, I need to check on Seth," Clyde said .

"Is he okay?" Harumi said .

"I don't know . "

He braced himself and then entered .

"Oh, so then you swooped in with legendary bat of fire and ashes to save them all?"

"Yep," Seth replied to the toad girl .

Clyde gave them both a blank stare . Seth was in a relaxed pose against the wall with the monster girl in his lap, his horn inside her . They were having a bedroom conversation .

"Seth, go eat," Clyde said then looked at the toad girl . "Don't you even try to argue . He's only human, he needs energy . And don't think I can't kill you instantly . "

Clyde allowed his eyes to s.h.i.+ne, using just a teeny-tiny bit of the power .

"No need to threaten her, dude," Seth said . "She's a guest here too . Yuki, a demoness, suggested this place, right? Maya said this place hadn't human customers in years . "

Clyde sighed . Of course . If it appeared too good to be true, then it is .

"I thought Yuki would have some kind of sanity left within her, but I guess Harumi's the only one left that I can rely on . Never mind . Go shower off and eat . And you," he pointed at Maya . "Don't a.s.sault anymore of my friends . And I'm not joking about the killing part . "

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Maya gave a short bow to Clyde .

"I'll just be eating with my husband," she said .

Clyde glared at Seth . He shrugged .

"She's a babe," Seth said . "And besides, with the amount of times I came inside of her, it's far too late to turn back . Turns out, she's the owner of several large pizza chains, including Nowie's . "

Clyde didn't know what to say, how to—just what the f.u.c.k was going on?

"So let me get this straight?" he said . "You were basically a.s.saulted on sight, resisting . Then you went all Stockholm syndrome on me—enough to p.i.s.s me off by the way—hence why I left to leave it to Toru, and now you're marrying her?"

"One h.e.l.l of a wedding story, right?" Seth said . "Look, husband means 'dear one' in her culture, not exactly the human way . It's like dating, right?"

"Oh, it TOADadly is the human way," Maya said . "Marriage . I pledge my heart to you and no other . And I will stomp out any who tries to harm you . " She snuggled into Seth . "You will not regret having me, husband . I will arrange for you to come live with me at my mansion . You said you were considering the dorms, right, to save money? We can't have that . And money will no longer be a problem for you, my love . My heart . "

Clyde decided it was best to let Seth handle his own f.u.c.k up .

"Where's Toru and Chika?"

"The last I heard of them was maybe thirty minutes ago? Apparently, Tear and Natalia tried to restrain Alice from tearing down the place, looking for you . Natalia magically inspected her body, finding hints of aphrodisiacs in her blood . n.o.body's sure where it came from—Alice won't say anything . As for Chika, I think she joined Neko and Yuki for lunch . Dude, I think Yuki likes you . She's a…" Seth paused at Maya's glare . "Anyway, I'll head for lunch too . After I finish my current meal . "

"I hope you know what you're doing," Clyde said, his voice full of humor then left . Harumi's face brightened .

"Judging by that grin on your face, everything's going well?" she said .

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Clyde chuckled then told her everything .

"Let's just say Seth's decision today will be unFROGettable . "

Harumi groaned .

"Let's just hit the showers . Maybe Seth will ask for your FROGiveness, when he needs our help . "

The duo laughed .

"I will keep an eye on him," Harumi said .

"Same . He's man enough to take care of himself, but I'm not so trusting of froggy in there . "

"Funny thing… . there is a CEO of a Nowie's named Maya," Harumi said . "No one's ever seen her in public, but she owns a ton of pizza restaurants"

Clyde shrugged .

"We'll see . "

The duo parted ways to the showers… Or so, Clyde thought they were parting ways, but Harumi followed him . He looked at her . She shrugged .

"You've seen every part of me," Harumi said, "so don't mind if join . "

Sure enough, she almost seduced one more round in the shower, but Clyde was firm .

"As much as I would love to, we've got to go check on the others," he said . "Before this place goes even farther to h.e.l.l . "

She let go of his erected horn .

"Fair enough," she said . Clyde would rather rest then chance wearing himself out . What good would he be for training or…additional activities?

He would check on Alice first . See if she recovered… . although something within signaled that she'd jump him that night . Hopefully without the clamps . He wasn't dealing with that .

Seth and Maya were just entering the showers as Clyde and Harumi left . Although Harumi managed to leave ahead right at a moment that prevented them from being seen together . Not that Clyde cared .

"I'm going to change into something other than a robe," Clyde told Harumi .

"Good idea," Harumi said, "not that I mind spending time with you in the nude . " She smirked . Clyde laughed .

[System suggestion: Marry all of your female friends . Impregnate Harumi first . ]

Stop that, you troll, Clyde thought to the system . He strained to hold back the laughter .

The first thing he noticed when he returned to his room was the missed calls and notifications on his phone .

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