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'Exactly,' said Selwyn; 'it's an isolated incident in European affairs.
In what possible way can it lead to a rupture between Britain and Germany, as Captain Fensome here predicts?'
The officer referred to shrugged his shoulders. 'It's fairly simple,'
he said. 'If, as I think, Germany is behind all this, Servia will appeal to Russia; and remember that the Great Bear is mother to all the Slavs. There will, of course, be jockeying for position, bluff, bravado, and all the rest of it; but France is bound to act with Russia, and with all that explosive hanging around it will be strange if some spark doesn't fall among it.'
'But what has that to do with England?'
'Nothing and everything. The greatest hope of maintaining peace lies with Great Britain. If we had the army we should have, I don't think there would be a war; but, thanks to our ostrich temperament, we are reduced to a handful of men and our action is robbed of everything but merely moral strength.'
'But that is a tremendous factor,' said Selwyn.
'Yes,' admitted the other dryly; 'but I prefer guns.'
'Then you don't think Britain powerful enough to steady the situation if it comes?'
'N-no. Not unless'---- The monocle dropped from the speaker's eye, and with annoying coolness he paused to replace it. 'Do you think America will swallow her doctrine and throw in her lot with us?'
Selwyn bit his lip to keep himself from too impetuous an answer. For the first time he felt an envy for the cool imperturbability of the Island Race.
'If you ask me,' he said, 'whether America will plunge into war at the bidding of a group of diplomats who shuffle the nations like a pack of cards, then I say no. If you older nations over here allow this thing to come to a crisis with a rattling of swords and "_Hock der Kaiser!_"
and "Britannia Rules the Waves," count us out. But should the occasion arise when palpable injustice is being done, and the soul of Britain calls to the soul of America that Right must be maintained, then the Republic that was born--if you will permit me to say so--born out of its resentment against injustice will act instantly.'
'Supposing,' said the other, 'that Germany invades Belgium?'
'But--I understand that Germany has guaranteed Belgium's neutrality.'
The ex-officer showed no signs of having heard him, but shook his head impatiently as one does when annoyed by a fly. 'Supposing,' he repeated, 'that Germany invades Belgium.'
'In that case,' said Selwyn sternly, 'America will be the first to protest.'
'To protest?'
'And fight,' said the American, swallowing a desire to hurl a plate at the monocle.
'You will pardon me,' said Lord Durwent, 'but I do not think we can expect America to become mixed up in this thing. She has her own problems of the New World, and it is too much to hope that she is going to come over here and become embroiled in a European conflict.'
'But, dad,' said Elise Durwent, speaking for the first time, 'if, as Mr. Selwyn says, it is clear that a wrong is being committed, America will insist upon acting.'
'Oh, I don't know,' broke in the youth who was always lively at breakfast, but who was beginning to be bored; 'it's one thing to get waxy about your own corns, and quite another when they're on some other blighter's foot--what? I mean, you chaps over there got awfully hot under the collar when dear old Georgius Rex--Heaven rest his soul!--tried to jump down your throat with both spurs on and gallop your little tum-tums out. But the question is, does it hurt in the same place if old Frankie-Joseph of Austria pinks Thingmabob of Servia underneath the fifth rib--what, what?'
'Is Britain great enough for such a situation?' asked Selwyn, repressing a smile. 'Would she accept Belgium's crisis as her own?'
'Oh, that's another thing,' said the young man a little uncomfortably.
'We've signed the bally thing, and of course we'll play the game, and'----
'As Maynard says,' interrupted the former army man, 'it's a bigger thing for America than for us. Mind you, I don't say we need America to help us to make war, but we do need her help if war is to be averted; and any move of such a nature on her part demands what you author fellows would call "a high degree of altruism." How's that, Durwent, for a chap who never reads anything but the _Pink Un_?'
'Oh, well,' said Lady Durwent complacently, 'it's probably all a storm in a teacup, anyway. Some Austrian diplomat has been jilted for a Servian, I suppose. Isn't that the way wars always happen?' and she sighed heavily, recalling to her mind the cla.s.sic features of H.
Stackton Dunckley.
'That's what I say,' said the bright youth of the morning splendour.
'Why make a horse cross a bridge if it won't drink? Here goes--heads, a European war; tails, another thousand years of peace.--Ah, tough luck, Fensome, old son; it's tails.'
'Then let's begin the thousand years with some tennis,' cried Elise, whose eyes were sparkling, 'immediately after breakfast.'
'Shall us? Let's,' cried the talkative Maynard. 'So lay on, comrades--the victuals are waiting--and "d.a.m.ned be he that first cries, 'Hold, enough!"'
III.
With an animated burst of chatter the house-party had given itself over to a thorough enjoyment of the remainder of breakfast. Ultimatums and the alarums of war vanished into thin air, like mists dispelled by the sun. The serious face of the ex-officer and the unwonted air of distraction on Lord Durwent's countenance were the only indications that the morning was different from any other. Tongues and hearts were light, and airy bubbles of badinage were blown into s.p.a.ce for the delectation of all who cared to look.
It was during a fas.h.i.+onable monologue of the Court-Circular lady that Maynard, the man of moods, who was sitting next to Selwyn, leaned over and whispered, 'Get hold of the _Sketch_. It's on your right. Pretend you're looking at the pictures. I've got the _Mirror_.'
Wondering what asinine prank was in the young man's mind, but not wanting to disturb the monologuist by untimely controversy, Selwyn reached for the _Sketch_, and a.s.sumed a deep interest in the very latest picture of London's very latest stage favourite who could neither sing, dance, nor act, and was tremendously popular.
'Excuse me, Lady Durwent,' said the gilded youth when a lull permitted him to speak, 'but would you pa.s.s the _Daily Mail_, please?'
'My dear Horace,' said Elise, 'you haven't taken to reading the _Mail_?'
'No, dear one. Heaven forbid! I merely write for it.'
'What!' There was an _ensemble_ of astonishment.
'Ra-ther. I sent their contributed page a scholarly little thing from my pen ent.i.tled "Should One Kiss in the Park?" If it's in I get three guineas, and I'm going to start for Fiji to escape old Fensome's war.'
'Mr. Selwyn,' said Lady Durwent, pa.s.sing the journal along, 'you have a rival.'
With an air of considerable embarra.s.sment the fair-haired contributor to newspapers opened the pages of the _Daily Mail_, but protesting that he was too bashful to endure the gaze of the curious, he begged permission to retire to the library, there to search in privacy for his literary child.
'I say, Selwyn,' he said, 'you come along too if you're through pecking. Nothing like having the opinion of an expert, even if he is jealous.'
With a promise to return immediately and read the effort aloud, the two men left the table and adjourned to the adjoining room. With a frown of impatience Selwyn was about to demand the reason for his inclusion in the silly affair, when the other stopped him with a gesture and closed the door.
'Quick!' he said. 'Grab that knife--here's the _Sketch_. Look through it for anything about d.i.c.k Durwent.'
Seeing that the other was serious, Selwyn spread the paper before him and hurriedly searched its columns.
'Great Scott!' he cried. 'Here it'----
'Sh-s.h.!.+ Hurry up and cut it out. Right. I'll fix up the _Mirror_ in the same way. Now skim through the _Mail_. Got it? By Jove! d.a.m.n near a whole column. Here'--Maynard ran the knife down the side of the column. 'Now then, old Fensome has promised to get the thing out of the _Post_, and to tell Lord Durwent before he goes to town. But he mustn't hear of it this way, and those women are not to know a word about it while they're in the house.'
Selwyn nodded and looked at the ragged clippings in his hand:
'ATTEMPTED MURDER IN WEST END.'
'WELL-KNOWN n.o.bLEMAN ATTACKED BY PEER'S SON.'