Paddy Finn Part 4

"I thought rather that it was the fas.h.i.+onable dress worn by young gentlemen in the west of Ireland at wakes or weddings," remarked the captain; "but I confess, my dear McMahon, that I do not recognise it as a naval uniform, except in the matter of the b.u.t.tons, which I see are according to the right pattern. The young gentleman will have to dress differently, except when he has a fancy to go to a masquerade on sh.o.r.e."

The major stepped back with a look of astonishment; then surveying the uniform of the officers standing around, and taking another look at my costume, he exclaimed, laughing, "Faith, I see there is a difference, but as no regulations or patterns were procurable at Ballinahone, we did the best we could."

"Of that I have no doubt about, McMahon; you always did your best, and very well done it was," said the captain; "but I would advise you to take your nephew on sh.o.r.e, and get him rigged out in a more proper costume as soon as possible."

I was completely taken aback on hearing this, and finding that instead of making a favourable impression on the captain, my costume had produced a very contrary effect. In a short time, however, somewhat regaining my confidence and remembering Larry, I turned to my uncle and begged that, according to his promise, he would introduce him.

"To be shure I will," he answered, and then addressing the captain, he said, "My nephew has a foster-brother, the boy standing there, who has made up his mind to go to sea. Will you receive him on board your s.h.i.+p?

I own, however, that he will require a good deal of licking into shape before he becomes a sailor."

"He appears to be a stout lad, and I have no doubt but that in course of time we shall succeed in making him one," answered the captain. "Do you wish to go to sea, boy?"

Larry, who didn't quite understand, I suspect, what licking into shape meant, answered notwithstanding, "Shure, yer honour, wherever Maisther Terence goes, I'm desirous of following, and as he's to become a mids.h.i.+pman, I'd wish to go wherever I can be with him."

"That cannot be so exactly," answered the captain, laughing; "but if you become one of the crew, you'll not be far from him, and I hope I may see you some day following your leader on board an enemy's s.h.i.+p, and hauling down her flag."

"Hurrah! shure that's what I'll be after doing, and anything else your honour plaises," exclaimed Larry at the top of his voice, flouris.h.i.+ng his hat at the same time above his head. "I'll be after showing yer honour how the boys in Tipperary fight."

That matter being settled much to my satisfaction, Larry was taken off to have his name entered on the s.h.i.+p's books, for in those days a fish having been once caught in the net, it was not thought advisable to let him go again. In the meantime, my uncle having gone into the captain's cabin to take luncheon, I was led by a person whom, though I thought he was an officer, I supposed, from his appearance, to be one of very subordinate rank, to be introduced to my new messmates, in the mids.h.i.+pmen's berth.

"And so you think we wear silks and satins on board s.h.i.+p, I see, young gentleman, do you?" he said with a comical grin, eyeing my new coat and waistcoat. "You'll have to send these back to your grandmother, or the old woman who made them for you."

"Arrah, sir, d'ye intend to insult me?" I asked. "Were they not put together by Pat Ca.s.sidy, the family tailor, under the direction of my uncle, Major McMahon, and he shure knows what a young gentleman should wear on board s.h.i.+p."

"No, my lad, I only intended to laugh at you; but do you know who I am?"

"No, but I'll have you to understand that an O'Finnahan of Castle Ballinahone, County Tipperary, Ireland, is not to be insulted with impunity," I answered, trying to look as dignified as I could.

"Then I'll give you to understand, young sir, that I'm the first lieutenant of this s.h.i.+p, and that lieutenants don't insult mids.h.i.+pmen, even if they think fit to send them to the masthead. It will be your business to obey, and to ask no questions."

As I knew no more, at the time, of the rank and position of a first lieutenant on board s.h.i.+p than I did of the man in the moon, this announcement did not make much impression on my mind. I only thought that he was some old fellow who was fond of boasting, and had a fancy to try and make me believe that he was a personage of importance, or perhaps to frighten me. I soon discovered, however, that though he generally wore a shabby uniform, he was not a man to be trifled with. I may as well here say that his name was Saunders, that he was a thorough tar, who had come in at the hawse-hole, and had worked his way up to his present position. Old "Rough and Ready" I found he was called. His hands were continually in the tar-bucket, and he was never so happy as when, with a marline-spike hung round his neck by a rope-yarn, he was engaged in gammoning the bowsprit, or setting up the rigging. But that I found out afterwards.

"Now come along, youngster, for I don't wish to be hard on you; I'm only laughing at the ridiculous figure you cut," he said, giving way to a burst of rough merriment. By the time it was over we reached the door of the berth, where the mids.h.i.+pmen were a.s.sembled for dinner.

"Young gentlemen," said Mr Saunders with perfect gravity, opening the door, "I have to tell you that this is Mr Terence O'Finnahan, of Castle Ballinahone, County Tipperary, Ireland, who is to become your messmate as soon as he is docked of his fine feathers; and you'll be pleased to receive him as such."

Saying this he took his departure, and two of my new messmates seized me by the fists, which they gripped with a force intended perhaps to show the ardour of their regard, but which was excessively painful to my feelings. I restrained them, however, and stood looking round at the numerous strange faces turned towards me.

"Make room for Mr Terence O'Finnahan, of Castle Ballinahone, County Tipperary, Ireland," cried an old master's mate from the further end of the table; "but let all understand that it's the last time such a designation is to be applied to him. It's much too long a name for any practical purpose, and from henceforth he's to be known on board this s.h.i.+p as Paddy Finn, the Irish mids.h.i.+pman; and so, Paddy Finn, old boy, I'll drink your health. Gentlemen, fill your gla.s.ses; here's to the health of Paddy Finn."

Every one in the berth filled up their mugs and cups with rum and water, in which they pledged me with mock gravity. Having in the meantime taken my seat, I rose and begged to return my thanks to them for the honour they had done me, a.s.suring them that I should be happy to be known by the new name they had given me, or by any other which might sound as sweet.

"Only, gentlemen, there's one point I must bargain for," I added; "let me be called Paddy, whatever other designation you may in your judgment think fit to bestow on me, for let me tell you that I consider it an honour to be an Irishman, and I am as proud of my native land as you can be of yours."

"Bravo, Paddy!" cried several. "You're a trump," observed the president.

"The chief has got pluck in him," said the Scotch a.s.sistant surgeon, who sat opposite to the president, a man whose grizzled hair showed that he had been long in the service.

"Where did you get those clothes from?" asked a young gentleman, whom I afterwards found to be the purser's clerk.

"He picked them up at a theatrical property shop as he pa.s.sed through Cork," remarked another.

"Haul in the slack of your impudence," cried the president, whose favour I had won. "If his friends had never seen a naval uniform, how should they know how to rig him out?"

"I'm mightily obliged to you, sir," I said, for I was by this time getting heartily ashamed of my gay feathers; "and as the s.h.i.+p won't be sailing yet, I hope to get fitted out properly before I return on board."

"All right, youngster," said the president. "Now, I will have the pleasure of helping you to a slice of mutton. Hand the greens and potatoes up to Paddy Finn."

The plate was pa.s.sed round to me, and I was allowed, without being further bantered, to discuss the viands placed under my nose, which I did with a good appet.i.te. I was not silent, however, but introducing my journey to Cork, amused my messmates with an account of the various incidents which had occurred. When, at length, one of the mids.h.i.+pmen who had being doing duty on deck appeared at the door to say that Major McMahon was about to return on sh.o.r.e, and wanted his nephew, my new friends shook me warmly by the hand, and the president again proposed three hearty cheers for their new messmate, Paddy Finn.

CHAPTER FIVE.

I MAKE THE ACQUAINTANCE OF ONE OF MY NEW MESSMATES.

I was in much better spirits when I rejoined my uncle than when I had been led below by Mr Saunders. I found him standing with the captain on the main-deck, they having just come out of the cabin.

"I should like to take a turn round the s.h.i.+p before we leave her, in case I should be unable to pay you another visit," said the major. "I wish to brush up my recollections of what a frigate is like."

"Come along then," answered the captain, and he led the way along the deck.

As we got forward, we heard loud roars of laughter and clapping of hands. The cause was very evident, for there was Larry in the midst of a group of seamen, dancing an Irish jig to the tune of one of his most rollicksome songs.

"Stop a bit, my boys, and I'll show you what real music is like," he exclaimed after he had finished the song. "Wait till I get my fiddle among yer, and I'll make it squeak louder thin a score of peac.o.c.ks or a dozen of sucking pigs;" and he then began again singing--

"A broth of a boy was young Daniel O'Shane, As he danced with the maidens of fair Derrynane."

Then he went on jigging away, to the great delight of his audience,--no one observing the captain or us.

It was very evident that Larry had without loss of time made himself at home among his new s.h.i.+pmates. They treated him much as they would have treated a young bear, or any other pet animal they might have obtained.

I had expected to find him looking somewhat forlorn and downcast among so many strangers; but in reality, I ought to have trusted an Irish boy of his degree to make friends wherever he goes.

"I think we may leave your follower where he is, as, should you not require his services, he is much more likely to be kept out of mischief here than he would be ash.o.r.e," said the captain to the major.

To this my uncle agreed. We had got some way along the deck when I felt a touch on my shoulder, and turning round, saw Larry's countenance grinning from ear to ear.

"Shure they're broths of boys these sailor fellows, and I'm mighty plaised to be among them; but, Maisther Terence dear, I have a favour to ask you. Would you tell the captain that I'd be mightily obliged to him if he would let me go back to Cork for my fiddle. I left it at the inn, and if I had it now I'd set all the boys on board a-jigging, with the captain and officers into the bargain."

I told him that as the captain thought it better he should remain on board, I could not ask leave for him to go on sh.o.r.e; but I promised that if I had an opportunity, I would send him his violin at once, or if not, would be careful to bring it myself.

"You'll not be long then, Maisther Terence; for the boys here are mighty eager to hear me play."

a.s.suring him how glad I was to find that he was happy, I advised him to go back to his new friends again, promising not to forget his violin.

We had come on board on the larboard side; we now went to the starboard.

On each side of the gangway stood several officers and mids.h.i.+pmen, while on the accommodation-ladder were arranged two lines of boys. The captain's own gig was waiting for us, manned by eight smart seamen, their oars in the air. The captain himself descended, returning the salutes of the officers and men. I followed my uncle, who was treated with a similar mark of respect; but as I thought a portion was intended for me, and wis.h.i.+ng to act in the politest way possible, I took off my hat altogether, and made several most polite bows. I had a suspicion, however, from the expression on the countenances of the mids.h.i.+pmen, with the suppressed t.i.tter among them, together with the grin on the faces of the men and boys, that I was doing something not altogether according to custom. Perhaps, I thought to myself, I hadn't bowed low enough, so I turned, now to my right, now to my left, and, not seeing where I was going to, should have pitched right down the ladder had not one of the men standing there caught my arm, bidding me as he did so to keep my hat on my head.

In my eagerness to get into the boat I made a spring, and should have leapt right over into the water had not another friendly hand caught me and forced me down by the side of the major.