When Xiaoxiang Guys Meet A Jinjiang Girl Chapter 2

I feel very incomparably wise, given the st.u.r.dy piece of iron in my sole.

Having expected this day, I watched the guy endlessly rolling on the floor with his hands holding his bottom so unbearably painful that even his handsome face got distorted. I watched very calmly!

He is an Imperal Lord with a non-royal surname, who achieved military victories, known as the Tie Xue (= Bloodthirsty) Lord. He is cool and overbearing, handsome and has lots of concubines. His backyard was bustling. Beauty queens and courtesans all stayed in the rear court of his house and received much of his favour. He is also amongst the heroes who Bai Li Wu Se, basically I, will dearly love in the future …… 

Oh, yes, this is a tragedy of the NP (= polyandry) text! 

However, this is not the traditional NP story, since there isn’t a single male lead who would fall in love with the heroine at first sight. Instead, they must go through N-times of sufferings for growing affection. Even if the love finally occurs, it won’t change the abusive style, breathlessly continuous from the start to the end! How can I, as a heroine, be forced to endure hards.h.i.+ps like in my previous lives and honestly wait to be tormented in this lifetime? If so, my mind is brainless.

I do not know if the author heard me mock her and treated me this way. However, for a brighter future, if the storyline cannot be avoided, I have no choice but to cruelly a.s.sault them before they hara.s.s me till I turn non-human.

Originally, the heroine should meet the slag hero #2 on a certain day of a certain year, when she was abused to her last breath by the prior slag hero. The heroine would then flee to hide in the savaged temple. Yet, she would unfortunately meet that particular Imperial Lord drugged at the same time. The lord would, of course, push the heroine down to XXOO (= have s.e.x). Having just been hara.s.sed, the heroine wouldn’t be able to resist, but get fainted. Afterwards, the exhausted lord would also pa.s.s out.

At that time would a female antagonist come in from outside. Her ident.i.ty is an evil girl of the Devil Cult, who would disguise as a good-hearted woman, dragging the fainted the heroine behind the Buddha and covering her with straw. Then, the former would mess up her clothes to pretend as being violated while lying in the arms of the Imperial Lord. When he’d wake up, the antagonist would heartwrenchingly weep & lament, thus, conveniently got brought into his palace beyond any common sense, and turned into the Secondary Lady! 

After the heroine’d wake up, naturally face all kinds of miseries, and hardly survive, she’d plan for her livelihood and decide to sell herself as a maid so she could work in a kind household. Coincidentally, she would be bought by the general butler of the palace. 

This time round, the torment climax is coming! The Imperial Lord would indulge the antagonist to the moon, but he’d be afraid the women in his house would harm her. So, he’d also take the new beautiful maid and act as if she were his favourite by all means on the surface. This would drive all his concubines to aim their attacks at the heroine. She’d not only be speechlessly framed by those but also watch miserably how affectionately the lord’d make out with the antagonist.

The major cause of the torment is that the heroine would also recognize the lord, but somehow he would not know with whom he had rolled that night like an idiot, even if his eyes were supposed to be wide open. The author also specifically described how ablaze his eyes should have been.

In the process of physical and mental abuse, the heroine’d fall in love with the lord … … Then, the lord once again would mistakenly sleep with her when drunk, so he’d kinda discover how their bodies would be strangely compatible. Out of his doubt, he would sleep with her a few more times … … which, of course, would incur all sorts of distress for the heroine.

The affair would happen for no more than a few days before geting discovered by the antagonist. Having been pregnant for more than two months, she would still poison herself, but blame the deed and the miscarriage on the heroine.

The lord would grab the heroine’s neck and angrily shout: “Even if you kill her, this Lord* will not fall in love with you! This Lord* will only torture you to death! Don’t you like to have this Lord* treat you so?! ” After having said that, the Imperial Lord’s eyes would turn b.l.o.o.d.y red as he’d bounce onto the heroine and hara.s.s her in bed until the next day, abusing both her heart and body. 

Finally, the heroine would drag her broken body away and be thrown out of the palace. Yet, she’d still be forced to hand over the antidote, or have beggars take turn to X (=rape) her! Although at this time the lord would have fallen in love with the heroine, he would not know his change of heart, turning love into extreme loathing! The heroine would uselessly cry, but none would trust in her innocence. Everyone’d think she would have relied on the favor of his lords.h.i.+p and poisoned the antagonist out of jealousy. The heroine could only drag the seriously injured body to seek out Guai Yi (=Doctor Strange?!) for the antidote to cure the antagonist.

Guai Yi is a weird old man with an ugly face having dirty pus. He’d promise to save given a request that would extinguish the heroine’s hopes. He’d want the heroine to escort him one day and night; the location, welp, of course, is in bed. She could only agree, so she’d have to do it with the dirty old man … … Such a deed would make her miscarry the real baby of the Imperial Lord.

When finished, Guai Yi would accompany the heroine to return and save the antagonist, but the later wouldn’t have expected the former could actually meet such a powerful person. She would be too stupefied to react, which would let Guai Yi expose her true ident.i.ty. 

It would then turn out that she had never been kind-hearted, but a disciple of the Devil Cult; neither would she have been pregnant. After having all the truth revealed, the lord’d finally find out his love for the heroine and also how his real child would have been lost. He’d regret and become infuriated, ordering the absolute termination command on the antagonist and Guai Yi while gradually helping the heroine recover.

It’s a pity that women in his rear court would seem to lack common sense. They would not only launch all kinds of mentally handicapped attacks but also sell the heroine off once the Imperial Lord would leave his palace, given their unfathomable courage despite full knowledge of death as the consequence.

A few months later, when the lord would finally find the heroine, she would have been making out with some a.s.sa.s.sin. At a single glance would the Imperial Lord deem himself betrayed, so in a deadly anguish, he would screw the antagonist with a variety of XXOO in front of the heroine. Anyway, it’d be endless forms of abuses meant to target at the antagonist, but in fact, would still torment the female lead. 

Therefore, the heroine of this story would fully prove that being the protagonist of an abusive romance novel would not get you anything but sufferings, especially the sadom.a.s.o.c.h.i.s.tic abuses, because your presence would be particularly eye-catching! 

However, this is not the most disgusting, since the worst pit is the fact that … … in the finale, every single tormentor of the heroine would sincerely say sorry, and she’d forgive them instantly!

Now I know all the plot, my eyes suddenly flash out gloomy rays while looking at a certain lord who fell to the ground … 

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*本王 : subst.i.tutes the p.r.o.noun that the Imperial Lord uses to refer to himself; it basically means “I” or “me”, depending on the context. I chose to translate it as “this Lord”, to preserve the coldness and power implied.