[Online Gaming] Love You 59 Seconds Chapter 30

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{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Blacksmith in Suzhou

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Come

{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: Ok

Wu Han Ying looked at the six dots on the screen and almost laughed out loud, he called out his mount, took one look at the guild channel before closing it and then he went over to teleport to Suzhou.

As the transition screen ended, he received a trading request.

{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: ??

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Trading

Nonsense...Wu Han Ying almost rolled his eyes, how could he not understand what the system was notifying, but in the end he still reluctantly clicked accept. After accepting he saw Love You 59 Seconds had dropped in a pile of Jiu Gong Boxes.

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Click on Jiu Gong Box to get the quest, then collect the Timeless Ice Pieces to exchange

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Then you will have Bang Bang Tang

{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: =口=

{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: I was just asking

{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: Why did you give me so many Jiu Gong Boxes!

{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: A man really can't carry a Bang Bang Tang around~

Jiu Gong Box

Timeless Ice Piece

Wu Han Ying couldn't help looking at all of the stacks of the Jiu Gong Boxes without feeling incredibly 囧; next to him was Wei San Ye, the NPC to activate this quest. You can tell that the Bang Bang Tang is a very rewarded item with a unique shape all its own when compared to other items; although the Bang Bang Tang looks very cute, it is not suitable for a rough edged man no matter how you look at it!! Not only that but you need to have 400 Timeless Ice Pieces to exchange for one, it's made to exhaust the player out from hunting. The final kicker is the so-called Bang Bang Tang is not that useful, besides having a cute appearance it can only be used to hold in the hand, it has absolutely no attack power or the like...

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: You can switch to the Wudang to do it

{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: ......

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: It's easy to complete it with low level accounts

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Wudang can carry a blue one

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Matching with the blue outfits

{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: !!!!

The more Love You 59 Seconds said, the more he made it seems like a natural thing. Wu Han Ying was being told by him to the point of 囧. That Wudang is a female account and after all he is a man =.=

However, the more he thought about it, Xiao Wu was the first character he ever played; so really he could look at it as pampering his little daughter. It is not wrong to dress up his precious daughter in high quality materials, plus that Bang Bang Tang would look good on her.

... In the end, Wu Han Ying logged into Xiao Wu's account, the little female Wudang, and transferred all of the Jiu Gong Boxes into her inventory; then he followed Love You 59 Seconds around to finish the quests.

Wu Han Ying looked at the first completed quest on the screen, he could not help but sigh a little; it seemed that he and Love You 59 Seconds shared the same hobby...pampering...

Like s.h.i.+fu like apprentice...ah =.=

The Timeless Ice Piece quest has been around for a long time, but not that many people are doing the quest even though Jiu Gong Boxes are not that expensive; the most expensive one costs 1 gold each.

This quest has a total of 5 rounds, it could be said that it is one of the most query heavy quests, but it is not like they couldn't be done. You will not receive any of the Timeless Ice Pieces in the first round; the game would reward one Timeless Ice Piece in the second round and as you go on you will receive more pieces. However, the player usually gets worn out at the third or the fourth round of the Jiu Gong Box.

Xiao Wu followed Love You 59 Seconds to do the second round of this quest. Taking such a high tank {remember the slang "tank" in the game means someone with high damage and high defense ^^} with him there was no need to say that killing the monsters was a piece of cake, honestly he did not even have to move a finger. Love You 59 Seconds even gave him a bunch of Ding Wei Fu {Return Scroll} as they finished the quests, which was nice because they could use them to return to Wei San Ye {the NPC that gives out this quest} in Suzhou to return the quest.

Ding Wei Fu - Return Scroll - by clicking on it, you can return to town instantly without having to go to the teleporter ^^ it saves a lot of time for the players

The third round for this quest was called "Looking for the Right One". Wu Han Ying looked at the quest description, the NPC gave him a quest item called Xun Yuan Jing {Search your love Mirror} and asked him to select any of his friends of the opposite s.e.x. He then needed to use the mirror on that person and the quest would be completed.

He opened his friend list and found that this account didn't have that many friends. The male accounts on his friends list consisted of his three roommates, Love You 59 Seconds and a few people in the guild that had helped him with a chess tournament before.

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Use it on XC first

Wu Han Ying was about to use it on Love You 59 Seconds, but after he read the message in the team chat he stopped. Sure enough, XC was already logged in and standing next to the teleport station nearby.

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: Ok

Xiao Wu ran over and selected XC as her target, she then clicked on the Xun Yuan Mirror, but the quest tab did not light up which indicated the quest was not completed; the system notified something like there is no fate between them and blah blah blah.

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: What happened? Why wasn't the quest completed?

As Wu Han Ying sent the message, XC immediately went offline.

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Usually, the first time is always a fail

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: ......

Wu Han Ying pointed the mirror at Love You 59 Seconds and the quest showed it was successfully completed.

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: I see...

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: ...it's like that

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: The demon mirror also knows to choose its target

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: It won't work if it's not a monster

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: ......

{Nearby}[Bing*Xue]: s.h.i.+fu s.h.i.+fu

{Nearby}[Bing*Xue]: You're on (Happy Expression)

{Nearby}[Bing*Xue]: I'm going to do the Bang Bang Tang quest

{Nearby}[Bing*Xue]: Help me kill the monsters yeah

{Translator Input: Two points!

Point 1 - 59 Seconds know that the first attempt at using the mirror for this round will fail and he also knew that Xiao Wu will point it at him, so he made Xiao Wu point the mirror at XC first. After the first attempt he knew when Xiao Wu pointed the mirror at him, he would be the one fated for Xiao Wu according to the quest log XDDD so cunning~~ ^^

Point 2 - Remember I said that a player like 59 Seconds with high quality equipment and good fighting skills is the king among the kings? So people like 59 Seconds sometimes gets compared to the "monsters" for their high damage and good skill; so Xiao Wu made the joke that 59 Seconds is the monster and the mirror only works on the monster LOL}

Wu Han Ying normally did not pay much attention to the nearby channel; most of the time he would only look at the team channel and occasionally glance over to the guild channel. However, it was hard to ignore a female character dressed in pink clothes jumping around them and on top of her head is the name "Bing*Xue".

{Nearby}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Don't have time now

{Nearby}[Bing*Xue]: No like No like >.

{Nearby}[Bing*Xue]: I can't kill them by myself

{Nearby}[Bing*Xue]: s.h.i.+fu, you can't ignore me ah

Looking at the little girl jumping around non-stop on the screen, Wu Han Ying felt somewhat annoyed as a bunch of crying chic emoticons spammed the whole screen; he suddenly agreed with what Xiao Xiao said earlier, the little chicken emoticons are no longer that adorable...

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: I'll continue, you solve this yourself

After he typed in those words, Little Wudang rode her crane and flew over to the warehouse to take out the needed items to finish the next quest: cook up four delight pills.

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: ......

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: You clean up your own mess

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: !!!!

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: Why me?!!

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: You're her s.h.i.+fu!

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: She said that she knows you, that's why I added her into the guild

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: She even said that you're her Ge Ge (brother)

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: ......

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: I really don't know her

Wu Han Ying felt extremely helpless, when did he even have a younger sister.

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: She calls everyone her Ge Ge, alright

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: ......

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: She came up to me and said that Xiao Wu. Ge Ge told her to take apprentices.h.i.+p, how would I know you don't know her

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: =口=

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: ...Plus I was playing the male account at the time, if not calling me Ge Ge then what

As Wu Han Ying finished typing in those words, he glanced over to the guild channel and saw Xiao Xiao Xiao asked Sao Zi to do 7...He just drank a mouthful of water and almost sprayed it all over his laptop.

{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: =口=

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Ey Ey Ey, Sao Zi, you switched to this account already

{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Doing quest, not going

{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi}: Really possessive

{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu}: Lao Da V5

{Guild}[Bing*Xue]: Ah, this is Bangzhu?

{Guild}[Bing*Xue]: Bangzhu, why is your level so low?

{Guild}[Bing*Xue]: Even lower than mine

{Guild}[Bing*Xue]: I thought Bangzhu's level should be at 90 or more

{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: ......

{Guild}[Bing*Xue]: But Bangzhu, your ID is similar to Xiao Wu. Ge Ge

{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: ......

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Sao Zi Sao Zi~

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: What quest are you two doing

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: (Question Mark Expression)

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Do you need a helping hand

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: I'll finish 7 in a few

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Add me to your team

Wu Han Ying looked at Bing*Xue's message in the guild channel and did not know how to answer it, but he did not have to say anything when Xiao Xiao Xiao's string of messages had successfully pushed it up.

{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Getting Bang Bang Tang for your Sister-in-law

{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: Brother, you finally admitted it, *touching chin*

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: !!!!

{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Lao Da V5

{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Ha Ha Ha (Laughing Expression)

{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: =口=

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: =口= s.h.i.+fu...

{Guild}[Bing*Xue]: Ah Ah Ah, s.h.i.+fu you have a wife already?!!

{Guild}[Bing*Xue]: For real (Grievance Expression)

{Guild}[Bing*Xue]: But I don't see the mention of a wife in your character information

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: d.a.m.n it, I'm getting really angry

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: s.h.i.+fu, my daughter is not for sale =.=

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: wasn't it buy one get one?

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: You have sold it already

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: (Furious Expression)!!!

{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: No dowry is being cobbled, the wife won't get married

Wu Han Ying looked at the word "wife" on the screen, his hand trembled so much that the mouse slipped. Looking over to the male Wudang dressed in high level clothing, he immediately felt gooseb.u.mps all over!

Translator Note:

If you guys have forgotten about the "buy one get one" sentence, it was said by Xiao Wu. Go back to chapter 18, reread the conversation between Love You 59 Seconds and Xiao Wu. after Xia Chen took Wu Han Ying in as his disciple ^^ I think many of you might be asking "when did Wu Han Ying say that?" So I will make it easier by providing the chapter he made that statement ^^ 

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End of Chapter 30  

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