Motherhood Is Murder Part 29

'Good morning, Mrs. Connolly. Any news?' Gary asked.

'Good morning.' Good, my voice sounded fine-intelligent even! 'Yes. I interviewed Celia yesterday.'

There! I did have something to report!

'Interview? I thought you were going to stake her out.'

Shoot!

'Uh . . .'

'Anything relevant?' he probed.

What could I tell him about? The stakeout and interview had been a complete dud?

Before I could think of an answer, Gary said, 'That's my other line, I have to take it. I'll look forward to reading the transcript.'

'Transcript?' I squawked.

'You do tape your interviews, don't you?'

I was supposed to tape them?

'Uh . . . no . . . I mean . . . yes. Of course. Just not this one. I had a problem with my . . . device.'

'It happens. Okay, type up a summary and fax it to Mandy.'

I hung up as the front door squeaked open.

Jim appeared, dripping from his run. 'Look at what the cat dragged in,' he said.

Paula trailed him. 'Looks more like you've been dragged. What happened to you?' she teased.

Jim laughed, greeted Mom, then kissed me. 'I'm jumping in the shower.'

Mom stopped him. 'Wait! Look at what I brought back for you!'

She handed a towel-wrapped Laurie to me and proceeded to put on the poncho. She threw the mariachi hat onto the floor and sang the tune to the 'Mexican Hat Dance.'

Paula laughed hysterically watching Mom dance around in the red Converse and poncho.

Jim looked concerned. 'Is that safe?'

Mom frowned. 'What's unsafe about it?'

Paula pointed to my feet, still clad in the Converse, and giggled. Jim simply shook his head.

'I love the Mexican Hat Dance,' ' Paula said.

'The Jarabe Tapatio'!' Mom exclaimed with the worst Spanish accent imaginable. 'How was Paris?'

As they caught up with each other, Jim showered and I got Laurie dressed. When I'd finished, I joined them in the living room and brought Paula up to speed on my interview with Celia.

'Was Celia on that cruise?' Paula asked.

'No,' I said.

'If she's not a suspect for killing Helene, why didn't you just ask her if she's seeing Alan?' Paula asked. 'If I was dating a married man who was suspected of murder, I'd want to know.'

Mom rubbed her chin thoughtfully. 'People don't generally tell the truth about affairs, though. Do they? Especially to someone she knows is friendly with the wife. No. If she's in love with him, then she'll protect him.'

'Not if he poisoned her,' Paula said.

'We don't know that, and even still,' Mom said, 'maybe they're working together. Maybe she allowed the podiatrist to give her a little something to knock her out but not kill her. If he's a doctor, he would know about dosages and the like.'

I sat to attention.

Paula shook her head. 'That's crazy.'

'Is it?' I asked.

I hadn't considered that option. Could Celia and Alan be working together? Or Celia and Bruce, for that matter?

'You should just ask her about Alan,' Paula insisted.

I shook my head. 'She knows I'm working for Margaret. She knows I would report it to her.'

We sat in silence for a moment.

Suddenly Paula said, 'I could ask her. I'll go to her midwife center and pretend I'm looking for a midwife. She won't suspect me of being connected to you.'

Mom jumped up. 'And I can see the podiatrist! He can look at my bunions!'

Paula leapt up. She and Mom sprang into a spontaneous rendition of the 'Jarabe Tapatio.' I turned Laurie on my lap so she was sitting up and facing them. She let out a little giggle and pedaled her feet as though she wanted to dance, too.

I watched them dance with more verve than a sixty-year-old woman with bunions and seven-months-pregnant woman should have.

When they'd finished, I said, 'Even though I think you two should really get out a bit more, I can't let you do this.'

'What?' Mom exclaimed. 'Why not? We're the perfect undercover team! No one will suspect a thing!'

'You have no training or experience,' I said.

This comment launched them into hysterics. Paula could barely breathe as she grabbed my copy of The Complete Idiot's Guide The Complete Idiot's Guide and waved it around, making Mom double over and gasp for air. and waved it around, making Mom double over and gasp for air.

Jim appeared, freshly showered and looking relaxed. 'If there's going to be more singing and dancing here, I'll have to leave immediately,' he said.

'Don't worry!' Paula patted his shoulder. 'Mom and I are on a mission. We'll be out of here shortly!'

I pressed the bridge of my nose. 'Are you sure about this, guys?'

Mom and Paula nodded emphatically. Jim simply looked from one to the other then back at me.

'You both have good pretexts. I learned that this morning,' I said, pointing to the book Paula still had in her hand.

'I don't know what that is,' Mom said, 'but don't worry, darling, we'll do it for free.'

'Don't you have to get back to Danny?' I asked Paula.

'My in-laws took Danny to the lake cabin last night and David's at work. So, I have nothing better to do.'

'If you're bored, you can always stay here and do laundry,' I said.

Paula and Mom both shook their heads.

'All right,' I said reluctantly. 'Honey, can you run down to Radio Shack for us? I need you to buy some stuff for a tap.'

'A what?' Jim asked.

'Gary wants all my interviews to be recorded and this book I'm reading has a chapter on how to do it.'

'I can record mine on my phone! It's got a cool voice recording feature,' Paula said.

'No. You can't do that. What are you going to do?' I imitated Paula voice: 'Celia, tell me if you're having an affair with Alan. Clunk.' I pantomimed putting down the phone on the table. 'Pretty conspicuous.'

'I wouldn't do it like that,' Paula said.

'I thought you couldn't record anybody without their permission. It's illegal,' Jim said.

'Technically yes, that's true. But I'm not going to submit it as evidence or anything. If we get any information relevant to the case, then Gary would have to depose them.'

'Depose, ooh. You're using fancy words now,' Paula said.

'Can you tell I've been studying? Anyway, I just want to feel like I was there or you two will end up having to repeat the entire conversation for me and it's very likely we could miss something.'

'Yeah. I'm ready to be wired!' Mom said.

Jim patted her arm. 'Don't worry, Mom, you already are.'

CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE.

Preparation

We sent Jim with a list of items to our neighborhood Radio Shack. Then Mom proceeded to dial Dr. Alan Lipe's office looking for an appointment. I warned her that he was booked up for a month and I'd only gotten my appointment because of a cancellation. She ignored me and dialed.

Paula, wanting to appear convincing, was at my computer researching midwives and the benefits of home births. With my primary PI tools in use, the computer and the phone, I reclined on the couch with Laurie in one arm and the Idiot's Guide Idiot's Guide in the other. As soon as I began to read, my doorbell rang. in the other. As soon as I began to read, my doorbell rang.

I put Laurie in her bouncy chair and answered the door. It was Galigani.

'Hey, what are you doing here?' I asked, motioning him inside.

'I got your e-mail. I figured I could help you set up some accounts and . . .' He spotted Mom and Paula. 'I didn't know you were having a party-'

Mom hung up and practically bounded over in her Converse. 'Albert!'

He gave her a warm hug and kiss on the cheek.

'How was your cruise, Vera?' he asked Mom.

As far as I knew, Mom had told him that she was going with friends and I cringed to see how she would answer, but fortunately for Mom, Paula saved her by joining us and introducing herself.

Laurie began to cry from the bouncy chair.

'She's hungry.' I picked her and headed to the bedroom to nurse her. Paula and Mom stayed in the living room with Galigani and filled him in.

By the time I'd finished with Laurie and laid her down for a nap, Jim had returned with the purchases. In addition to getting all the items on the list, he bought Laurie a stuffed purple puppy that had an imbedded digital recorder. He placed it next to Laurie in the crib to record her cute little coos.

Galigani a.s.sisted me with setting up the devices we were going to use for Paula and Mom. The microphones were just slightly bigger then a memory card and the receiver/ recorder part was about the size and shape of a cell phone. I tested all the parts, and for fun recorded myself giving a grave warning to Paula.

My voice came out of the device. 'Paula, can you hear me? Do NOT get caught. This is serious business and I'm depending on you to get the secrets of the universe and report back to me.' 'Paula, can you hear me? Do NOT get caught. This is serious business and I'm depending on you to get the secrets of the universe and report back to me.'

Paula listened to the recording, blowing air into each cheek alternately and frowning. When the recorder clicked off, Paula's face relaxed and she smiled. 'This is gonna be fun.'

We secured the equipment to the inside of Paula's maternity blouse and instructed her to go to the garden and tape a conversation with Jim. Satisfied with our testing, we sent Paula and Mom out into the field. Paula was going to drop in on Celia and Mom had scored an appointment with her general doctor. She was planning on getting a real referral to Alan's practice in the hopes that she might actually get her bunion problem taken care of.

After Mom and Paula left, Galigani helped me learn the ropes on background checks and grilled me a bit over my meeting with Gary. I shared with him the transcript of the interview from Gary and Bruce's meeting with Inspectors McNearny and Jones.

Galigani perused the report. 'Does Mac know you're still working on this case?'

McNearny and Galigani had been partners years ago. From comments Galigani made occasionally, I was never sure how close or not they actually were.

I recapped my meetings with McNearny.

Galigani scratched his head. 'He said it was okay for you to follow Alan?'

I nodded.

Galigani sighed. 'Then it's a waste of time for your mom and Paula to pursue him.'

'Why?'