The League Of Frightened Men Part 14

No, none of these things. They had been killed by an axe, gripped by his fingers and melded by the muscles of his arm...

At eleven o'clock I gave up. The milk was all gone, and it didn't seem likely that I would catch up with where Wolfe thought he was if I sat up all night. I thought I detected a hint here and there that the author of that book was reasonably bloodthirsty, but I had some faint suspicions on that score already. I dropped the book on the table, stretched for a good yawn, went and opened the window and stood there looking down on the street long enough to let the sharp cold air make me feel like blankets and hopped for the hay.

Sat.u.r.day morning I started out again. It was all stale bread to me, and I suppose I did a rotten job of it; if one of those guys had had some little fact tucked away that might have helped there wasn't much chance of my prying it loose, the way I was going about it. I kept moving anyhow. I called on Elkus, Lang, Mike Ayers, Adier, Cabot and Pratt. I phoned Wolfe at eleven o'clock and he had nothing to say. I decided to tackle Pitney Scott the taxi-driver. Maybe my wild guess that day had been right; there was a chance that he did know something about Andrew Hibbard. But I couldn't find him.

I called up the office of his cab company, and was told that he wasn't expected to report in until four o'clock. They told me that his usual cruising radius was from Fourteenth to Fifty-ninth streets, but that he might be anywhere. I went down and looked around Perry Street, but he wasn't there. At a quarter to one I phoned Wolfe again, expecting to be invited home to lunch, and instead he handed me a hot ne. He asked me to grab a bite somewhere and run out to Mineola for him. Ditson had phoned to say that he had a dozen bulbs of a new Miltonia just arrived from England, and had offered to give Wolfe a couple if he would send for them.

The only times I ever really felt like turning Communist were the occasions when, in the middle of a case, Wolfe sent me chasing around after orchids. It made me feel too d.a.m.n silly. But it wasn't as bad this time as usual, since the particular job I was on looked like a washout anyhow. It was cold and raw that Sat.u.r.day afternoon, and kept trying to make out that it was going to snow, but I opened both windows of the roadster and enjoyed the air a lot and the Long Island traffic not at all.

I got back to Thirty-fifth Street around three-thirty, and took the bulbs in the office to show them to Wolfe. He felt them and looked them over carefully, and asked me to take them upstairs to Hortsmann and tell him not to snip the roots. I went up, and came back down to the office, intending to stop only a minute to enter the bulbs in the record book and then beat it again to get Pitney Scott. But Wolfe, from his chair, said: "Archie."

I knew from the tone it was the start of a speech, so I settled back. He went on: "Now and then I receive the impression that you suspect me of neglecting this or that detail of our business. Ordinarily you are wrong, which is as it should be. In the labyrinth of any problem that confronts us, we must select the most promising paths; if we attempt to follow all at once we shall arrive nowhere. In any art and I am an artist or nothing one of the deepest secrets of excellence is a discerning elimination. Of course that is a truism."

"Yes, sir." a!

"Yes. Take the art of writing. I am, let us say, describing the actions of my hero rus.h.i.+ng to greet his beloved, who has just entered the forest. He sprang up from the log on which he had been sitting, with his ^ft foot forward; as he did so, one leg of his trousers fell properly into place but the other remained hitched up at the knee.

He began running towards her, first his ^ght foot, then his left, then his right ^ain, then left, right, left, right, left, ^ht... As you see, some of that can surely be left out indeed, must be, if he is to accomplish his welcoming embrace in the same chapter. So the artist must leave out vastly more than he puts in, and one of his chief cares is to leave out nothing vital to his work."

"Yes, sir."

"You follow me. I a.s.sure you that the necessity I have just described is my constant concern when we are engaged in an enterprise. When you suspect me of neglect you are in a sense justified, for I do ignore great quant.i.ties of facts and impingements which might seem to another intelligence let it go without characterization to be of importance to our undertaking. But I should consider myself an inferior workman if I ignored a fact which the event proved actually to have significance. That is why I wish to make this apology to myself, thus publicly, in your hearing."

I nodded. "I'm still hanging on.

Apology for what?" '

"For bad workmans.h.i.+p. It may prove not to have been disastrous, it may even turn out of no importance whatever. But sitting here this afternoon contemplating my glories and sifting out the sins, it occurred to me, and I need to ask you about it. You may remember that on Wednesday evening, sixty-five hours ago, i i ' you were describing for me the contents of ( Inspector Cramer's bean." * I grinned. "Yeah."

"You told me that it was his belief that Dr. Elkus was having Mr. Chapin *shadowed."

"Yep."

"And then you started a sentence; I think you said, But one of those clicks Something approximating that. I was impatient, and I stopped you. I should not ' have done so. My impulsive reaction to *what I knew to be nonsense betrayed me into an error. I should have let you finish.

Pray do so now." * I nodded. "Yeah, I remember. But since you've dumped the Dreyer thing into the ash can, what does it matter whether Elkus -"

"Archie. Confound it, I care nothing about Elkus; what I want is your sentence about a d.i.c.k. What d.i.c.k? Where is he?"

"Didn't I say? Tailing Paul Chapin."

"One of Mr. Cramer's men."

I shook my head. "Cramer has a man there too. And we've got Durkin and Gore and Keems, eight-hour s.h.i.+fts. This bird's an extra. Cramer wondered who was paying him and had him in for a conference, but he's tough, he never says anything but cuss words. I thought maybe he was Bascom's, but no."

"Have you seen him?"

"Yeah, I went down there. He was eating soup, and he's like you about meals, business is out. I waited on him a little, carried his bread and b.u.t.ter and so on, and came on home."

"Describe him."

"Well... he hasn't much to offer to the eye. He weighs a hundred and thirty-five, five feet seven. Brown cap and pink necktie. A cat scratched him on the cheek and he didn't clean it up very well.

Brown eyes, pointed nose, wide thin mouth but not tight, pale healthy skin."

"Hair?"

"He kept his cap on."

Wolfe sighed. I noticed that the tip of his finger was doing a little circle on the arm of his chair. He said, "Sixty-five hours. Get him and bring him here at once."

I got up. "Yeah. Alive or dead?"

"By persuasion if possible, certainly with a minimum of violence, but bring him."

"It's five minutes to four. You'll be in the plant-rooms."; "Well? This house is comfortable. Keep him."

I got some things from a drawer of my desk and stuffed them in my pockets, and beat it. * I sy

16.

I was not ever, in the Chapin case or any other case, quite as dumb as the prosecution would try to make you believe if I was on trial for it. For instance, as I went out and got into the roadster, in spite of all the preconceptions that had set up housekeeping in my belfry, I wasn't doing any guessing as to the nature of _ the fancy notion Wolfe had plucked out of his contemplation of his sins. My _ guessing had been completed before I left the office. On account of various considerations it was my opinion that he was cuckoo I had told him that Cramer had had the d.i.c.k in for a talk but it was going to be diverting whether it turned out that he was or he wasn't.

I drove to Perry Street and parked fifty feet down from the Coffee Pot. I had already decided on my tactics. Considering what I had learned of Pinkie's reaction to the diplomatic approach, it didn't seem practical to waste any time on persuasion.

I walked to the Coffee Pot and glanced in.

Pinkie wasn't there; of course it was nearly two hours till his soup time. I strolled back down the street, looking in at all the chances, and I went the whole long block to the next corner without a sign either of Pinkie, Fred Durkin, or anything that looked like a city detective. I went back again, clear to the Coffee Pot, with the same result. Not so good, I thought, for of course all the desertion meant that the beasts of prey were out trailing their quarry, and the quarry might stay out for a dinner and a show and get home at midnight. That would be enjoyable, with me subst.i.tuting for Fred on the delicatessen sandwiches and Wolfe waiting at home to see what his notion looked like. "

I drove around the block to get the foadster into a better position for surveying the scene, and sat in it and Waited. It was getting dark, and it got dark, and I waited.

A little before six a taxi came along and stopped in front of 203. I tried to get a glimpse of the driver, having Pitney Scott on my mind, and made out that it wasn't him. But it was the cripple that got out.

He paid, and hobbled inside the building, and the taxi moved off. I looked around, taking in the street and the sidewalk.

Pretty soon I saw Fred Durkin walking up from the corner. He was with another guy. I climbed out to the sidewalk and stood there near a street light as they went by. Then I got back in. In a couple of minutes Fred came along and I moved over to make room for him.

I said, "If you and the town d.i.c.k want to cop a little expense money by pairing up on a taxi, okay. As long as nothing happens, then it might be your funeral."

Durkin grinned. "Aw, forget it. This whole layout's a joke. If I didn't need the money -"

"Yeah. You take the money and let me do the laughing. Where's Pinkie?"

"Huh? Don't tell me you're after the runt again!"

"Where is he?"

"He's around. He was behind us on the ride just now there he goes, look, the Coffee Pot. He must have gone down Eleventh. He takes chances. It's time for his chow."

I had seen him going in. I said, "All right. Now listen. I'm going to funny up your joke for you. You and the town d.i.c.k are pals."

"Well, we speak."

"Find him. Do they sell beer at that joint on the corner? Okay. Take him there and quench his thirst. On expense.

Keep him there until my car's gone from in front of the Coffee Pot. I'm going to* take Pinkie for a ride." 1 "No! I'll be d.a.m.ned. Keep his necktie for me."

"All right. Let's go. Beat it." *He climbed out and went. I sat and waited. Pretty soon I saw him come out of ^he laundry with the snoop, and start off ^ the other direction. I stepped on the starter and pushed the gear lever, and ^lled along. This time I stopped right in ^ont of the Coffee Pot. I got out and went in. I saw no cop around.

Pinkie was there, at the same table as before, with what looked like the same bowl of soup. I glanced at the other customers, on the stools, and observed nothing terrifying. I walked over to Pinkie and stopped at his elbow. He looked up and said: n "Well, G.o.ddam it."

Looking at him again, I thought there i was a chance Wolfe was right. I said, "Come on, Inspector Cramer wants to see you," and took bracelets out of one pocket and my automatic out of another.

There must have been something in my eyes that made him suspicious, and 141 say the little devil had nerve. He said, "I don't believe it. Show me your G.o.ddam badge." I couldn't afford an argument. I grabbed his collar and lifted him up out of his chair and set him on his feet. Then I snapped the handcuffs on him. I kept the gat completely visible and told him, "Get going." I heard one or two mutters from, the lunch counter, but didn't bother to look. Pinkie said, "My overcoat." I A.

grabbed it off the hook and hung it on my arm, and marched him out. He went nice. Instead of trying to hide the bracelets, like most of them do, he held his hands stuck out in front.

The only danger was that a flatfoot might happen along outside and offer to help me, and the roadster wasn't a police car. But all I saw was curious citizens. I herded him to the car, opened the door and shoved him in, and climbed in after him. I had left the engine running, just in case of a hurry. I rolled off, got to Seventh Avenue, and turned north.

I said, "Now listen. I've got two pieces of information. First, to ease your mind, I'm taking you to Thirty-fifth Street to call on Mr. Nero Wolfe. Second, if you open your trap to advertise anything, you'll go there just the same, only faster and more unconscious." I have no desire to call -"

"Shut up." But I was grinning inside, for his voice was different; he was already Jumping his character. The evening traffic was out playing tag, and it took long enough to get to West Thirty-fifth Street. I pulled up in front of the house, told my pa.s.senger to sit still, got out and walked around and opened his door, and told him to come on. I went behind him up the steps, used my key on the portal, and nodded him in. While I was taking off my hat and coat he started reaching up for his cap, but I told him to leave it on and steered him for the office.

Wolfe was sitting there with an empty beer gla.s.s, looking at the design the dried foam had left. I shut the office door and stood there, but the runt kept going, clear to the desk. Wolfe looked at him, nodded faintly, and then looked some more. He spoke suddenly, to me: "Archie. Take Mr. Hibbard's cap, remove the handcuffs, and place a chair for him."

I did those things. This gentleman, it appeared, represented the second fact Wolfe had demanded, and I was glad to wait on him. He held his hands out for me to take the bracelets off, but it seemed to be an effort for him, and a glance at his eyes showed me that he wasn't feeling any too prime. I eased the chair up back of his knees, and all of a sudden he slumped into it, buried his face in his hands, and stayed that way. Wolfe and I regarded him, with not as much commiseration as he might have thought he had a right to expect if he had been looking at us. To me he was the finest hunk of bacon I had lamped for several moons.

Wolfe tipped me a nod, and I went to the cabinet and poured a stiff one and brought it over. I said: "Here, try this."

Finally he looked up. "What is it?"

"It's a G.o.ddam drink of rye whiskey."'

He shook his head and reached for the drink simultaneously. I knew he had some soup in him so didn't look for any catastrophe. He downed half of it, c spluttered a little, and swallowed the rest.

I said to Wolfe: H "I brought him in with his cap on so you could see him that way. Anyhow, all I ever saw was a photograph. And he was supposed to be dead. And I'm here to tell you, it would have been a pleasure to plug I him, and no kinds of comments will be needed now or any other time."

Wolfe, disregarding me, spoke to the runt: "Mr. Hibbard. You know of the ancient New England custom of throwing a suspected witch into the river, and if she drowned she was innocent. My personal opinion of a large drink of straight whiskey is that it provides a converse test: if you survive it you can risk anything.

Mr. Goodwin did not in fact plug you?"

Hibbard looked at me and blinked, and at Wolfe and blinked again. He cleared his throat twice, and said conversationally: "The truth of the matter is, I am not an adventurous man. I have been under a terrible strain for eleven days. And shall . be for many more."

"I hope not." I Hibbard shook his head. "And shall. *

G.o.d help me. And shall." *

"You call on G.o.d now?"

"Rhetorically. I am further than ever from Him, as a reliance." He looked at me. "Could I have a little more whiskey?"

I got it for him. This time he started sipping it, and smacked his lips. He said, "This is a relief. The whiskey is too, of course, but I was referring particularly to this opportunity to become articulate again.

No; I am further than ever from a Deity in the stratosphere, but much closer to my fellow man. I have a confession to make, Mr. Wolfe, and it might as well be to you as anyone. I have learned more in these eleven days masquerading as a roughneck than in all the previous forty-three years of my existence."

"Harun-al-Ras.h.i.+d -"

"No. Excuse me. He was seeking. entertainment, I was seeking life. First, I thought, merely my own life, but I found much more. For instance, if you were to say to me now what you said three weeks ago, that you would undertake to remove my fear of Paul Chapin by destroying him, I would say: certainly, by all means, how much do I owe you? For I understand now that the reason for my former att.i.tude was nothing but a greater fear than the fear of death, the fear of accepting responsibility for my own Preservation You don't mind if I talk?

G.o.d, how I want to talk!"

Wolfe murmured, "This room is hardened to it." He rang for beer. ^Thank you. In these eleven days I have learned that psychology, as a formal science, is pure hocus-pocus. All written and printed words, aside from their function of relieving boredom, are meaningless drivel. I have fed a halfstarved child with my own hands. I have seen two men batter each other with their fists until the blood ran. I have watched boys picking up girls. I have heard a woman tell a man, in public and with a personal application, facts which I had dimly supposed were known, academically, only to those who have read Havelock Ellis. I have observed hungry workingmen eating in a Coffee Pot. I have seen a tough boy of the street pick up a wilted daffodil from the gutter. It is utterly amazing, I tell you, how people do things they happen to feel like doing. And I have been an instructor in psychology for seventeen years! Merde! Could I have a little more whiskey?f9 I didn't know whether Wolfe needed him (sober, but I saw no warning gesture from him, so I went and filled the gla.s.s again.

This time I brought some White Rock for a chaser and he started on that first.

Wolfe said, "Mr Hibbard. I am fascinated at the prospect of your education and I shall insist on hearing it entire, but I wonder if I could interpose a I question or two. First I shall need to contradict you by observing that before your eleven days' education began you had learned enough to a.s.sume a disguise simple and effective enough to preserve your B incognito, though the entire police force and one or two other people were looking for you. Really an achievement."

The fizz had ascended into the psychologist's nose, and he pinched it; _ "Oh no. That sort of thing is rule of thumb. The first rule, of course, is, *nothing that looks like disguise. My best items were the necktie and the scratch on my cheek. My profanity, I fear, was not well done; I should not have undertaken it. But my great mistake was the teeth; it was the very devil to get the gold leaf cemented on, and I was forced to confine ^y diet almost exclusively to milk and soup. Of course, having once made my appearance, I could not abandon them.

The clothing, I am proud of."

"Yes, the clothing." Wolfe looked him over. "Excellent. Where did you get it?"

"A second-hand store on Grand Street.

I changed in a subway toilet, and so was properly dressed when I went to rent a room on the lower West Side."

"And you left your second pipe at home. You have estimable qualities, Mr.

Hibbard."

"I was desperate."

"A desperate fool is still a fool. What, in your desperation, did you hope to accomplish? Did your venture pretend to any intelligent purpose?"

Hibbard had to consider. He swallowed some whiskey, washed it off with fizz, and coated that with another sip of whiskey.

He finally said, "So help me, I don't know. I mean I don't know now. When I left home, when I started this, all that I felt moving me was fear. The whole long story of what that unlucky episode, twenty-five years ago of what it did to me, would sound fantastic if I tried to tell it. I was too highly sensitized in spots; I suppose I still am, doubtless it will show again in the proper surroundings. I am inclining now to the environmental school you hear that? Atavism! Anyhow, fear had me, and all I was aware of was a desire to get near Paul Chapin and keep him under my eye. I had no plans, further than that. I wanted to watch him. I knew if I told anyone, even Evelyn my niece, there would be danger of his getting onto me, so I made a thorough job of it. But the last few days I have begun to suspect that in some gully of my mind, far below consciousness, was a desire to kill him. Of course there is no such thing as a desire without an intention, no matter how nebulous it may be. I believe I meant to kill him. I believe I have been working up to it, and I still am. I have no idea what this talk with you will do to me. I see no reason why it should have any effect one way or another."

"You will see, I think." Wolfe emptied his gla.s.s. "Naturally you do not know that Mr. Chapin has mailed verses to your friends stating explicitly that he killed you by clubbing you over the head."

"Oh yes. I know that."