What Came to Mind During My Third Time in Another World Was to for Now, Get Naked. Chapter 14

《Furthest Town》

「Aahh-, I’ve finally arriveeeed-. For now, let’s eat~!」

「Ara? You ain’t gonna eat? Food?」

「… Itadakimasu.」 [TN: I haven’t seen a direct translation for this phrase, cause it’s an expression of grat.i.tude for food.]

Ah, she’s eating.
Rather, what do spirits eat?
After she transforms into a dragon then… Maybe humans?

「What is it… What’s with that look of contempt……?」

「Ah, it’s nothing, I thought that maybe we should go to a slave market, is all.」[TN: Fuuu… I almost put “I thought you wanna BDSM” XD]

「I do not eat humans.」

「Right~」

We were in the middle of town and facing  a『Taotao hanten.』 [ TN: This is a Chinese restaurant along the way like those ramen places]

‘Cause of the delicious smells that permeate the air, whenever I come here I’ll always eat at 『Taotao hanten,』this is what I swore in my heart.

「Konchya.s.su.」 [TN: Konnichiwa but an informal greetings to places like this.]

「Haai♪ Welcome are-♪ Chief! For 2 people areyo-!」

It’s the poster girl from Tao.
There’s no one more suited for Chinese styled clothes than her, right~.
Especially with that large bosom that’s lasciviously bold and organically arranged, ah~ ain’t china clothes dangerous.
Half of the crowd’s gazes are directed towards that bosom, right~.

Well, it’s different for me, ’cause I came here for the Chinese-style fried rice that I love.

「Chief~. The usual 2-」

「…… Dear guest? This is your first time, right? Coming to this store…」 [TN: Has “Are” at the end of her dialogue, haven’t encountered it in anime so don’t ask]

「Ah.」

A careless mistake.

「Ah~, N, Ah-ah-! 2 Taotao Cha-han!」  [TN: Chinese-style fried rice] [EN: Those sounds effects…]

「A half Cha-han please」

Eh? Half will suffice?
Rather, the spirit also ordered Cha-han……

「Aiyo! Chief~! One and a half Cha-han!」

Ois.h.i.+!
For the mean time, let’s take a break and eat this grub！

「Haaaa~! Delicious~. So happy~」

「……」

After leaving the Taotao Hanten, we searched for the cheapest inn and finished lodging procedures.
Eh? I have nearly 200 million G, so why am I still looking for the cheapest hotel, right?”
However, because I need to save money I don’t want to spend it uselessly.
Furthermore, after adding Ruru to my party the inn fee will be doubled.

Ah, and by the way, from 《Etherclan》 through the ~ mountain district ~ until 《Devil road,》during the three days I have been traveling I have only spent approximately 4000 G…

I opened up my stats window to check how much money I had.

As always, I can’t tell if there’s been any change at a glance…… .

But whatever!
I’ll immediately finish my deal with Alzein by stealing the best sword of the demon lord. Then, I’ll convince a king from some kingdom to hire me as a『Mercenary』 and get rich!

「…… What’s this about money?」

「N? …… Aah, what about it?」

After she finished eating, Ruru broke the silence by asking.

「Is Kazuha… Using that 《Power》 to earn money…」

「Yeah.」

「Why are you thinking in such a shallow way?」

Hey, that shallow way of thinking just fed you Cha-han.
Why is it that the good people of the world get a negative reaction from others when they say『To save money.』
If you have money you can do anything.
If you have A LOT of money, then you can even save the poor ones.

I’ve just said something cool!

「Hey, Ruru?」

「What is it?」

「Can I cuddle you?」

「Come again?」

Ah, nope.. It’s just that a spirit, with the appearance of a little girl, that is bound by my magic, 《Bind,》
in five areas and restrained by magical means who is strongly saying「You’re the worst」 with upturned eyes is somehow…

「…」

「Ah, it’s nothing, it’s useless to look at me as if you’re looking at trash.」

「I don’t really understand what Kazuha is saying…」

I pull on the magic restraint, drawing the little girl with a confident att.i.tude near…

s.h.i.+t! Isn’t this like a request!?

…… I felt nauseous due to the sudden change in my mind…… .

「In any case, until I rehabilitate you I will not leave your side!」

「Ah, fine. Please do.」

「…Good grief… I really don’t know what’s on your mind at all…」

After saying that, Ruru heads towards the door.

「Ara? Where are you going?」

「To take a bath. It’s a waste to stay inside because they have a really good onsen here.」

Spirit’s also use onsens!

「Ah, then I’ll go with you too!」

「No.」

「Hey!」

Why the immediate reply!?
Why not~!
I also want to go take a bath with a li-ttle-girl-!

…This is bad, me… I’m worse than sc.u.m…

「No means no.」

「Eh? It’s dangerous if you’re alone……」

「I YA DE SU」 [TN: This sounds better…. ]

「………… Fine.」

The door went *crash/batan* when Ruru closed it.
I reached the door only to be clobbered, falling down with tears of regret staining my knees.
What is this…
Inside this feeling of despair buds a faint uplifted feeling……?

Figuratively speaking, if you lost your wallet somewhere and a cute onee-chan asks about your student card, and you suddenly feel like your wallet will be returned to you, maybe a feeling kinda like that?

(……Yoishotto. I can only think of stupid things right now so, I’ll work on polis.h.i.+ng the plan…)

I got up from my place on the floor, prepared some tea cakes and relaxed into a chair.

(There still 2 days left until I arrive in the Demon Castle…… . But the problem is how I will obtain the 『Demon Lord’s Sword』……)