What Came to Mind During My Third Time in Another World Was to for Now, Get Naked. Chapter 84

Welp, I guess this marks my third time partic.i.p.ating in this tournament.

I ranked 6th in my 『2nd time』.
And 185th last time.
Thinking about it, I haven’t gone up past top 5…

「Well then ―― FIGHT!!」

The umpire signals the start of the match.

「Aah? Why… Shouldn’t this little girl be in the kitche– BUHAA!!?」

「WINNER!! KAZUTOOOO!!!」

Kitchen my a.s.s, baldy.

The crowd goes wild.

「(Hey, ain’t that eyepatched girl … kinda cute?)」

「(Yeah…!! And her silky hair seems to smell nice too…! I wanna sniff it….!)」

「(KYAA/// She just looked here! Getting glared at by that cool one eye… HAAAaa///)」

・・・。
Jeez, I’m already use to it.

「Well then ―― FIGHT!!」

This time my enemy uses a two handed spear.

「A girl that 《greatsword user》 eh… Both our blow are constant… Prepare yourself!」

The war veteran charges with his long spear.
I barely dodge his strike.

(… He’s barely an enemy to use a 《skill》 against… But it seems like the level of the partic.i.p.ants somehow increased… For some reason)

I slide to the side of the spear and plunge towards his chest.

「WHA-!?」

I then strike with my  《Zweihander》’s handle.
*Thud*

「Uh……。Ah……」

「Was I too naive about the distance. Advance with zeal」

He then pa.s.s out from my attack.

「WINNER!! KAZUTOOOO!!!」

『WAAAA！』 goes the crowd.
I casually wave at the audience as I leave the stage.

「AAH! Kazuha… I mean, Kazuto-sama!!」

I come down the stage and see a patiently waiting dog… err, I mean Airi.

「Oh, if it isn’t Airi. Are you next?」

「Yes! B-but I-I-IiI’m s-so nervous… that my ears are trembling…!」

「Normally, it’s the foot, right…」

Do elf ears tremble when they’re nervous?
That’s the first time I’ve heard it…

「Rather, Airi were you proficient with the 『Rapier』」

I said as I stare at the sword in the scabbard.

「Y-y-y-yes! The elf race d-d-d-doesn’t excel much in raw power, s-s-s-s-s-so it would be much better for these type of swords…!」

「As-see」(TL: This is a joke)

「a.s.s…? Do you want to feel it, Kazuto-sama?」

Airi points her b.u.t.t to me.
Yup, what a fine a.s.s, dummy-!

「Well, for now do your best」

I hit her b.u.t.t as I return to the lounge.

「Owwiee!! Why did you hit it!! It’s now split!!」

・・・。
NOoo, don’t retort.

I sit down the lounge sofa.
I still have a bit more time till the next fight.
Guess I’ll go out in the field and earn a bit money….

「Well h.e.l.lo there miss. How are you?」

A person then appears from the front desk.

「Ge… Yuuri…」

My heart for a moment skipped a beat from seeing his face.
d.a.m.n, I met the worst possible person…

「How mean. You don’t have to be that sullen. What’ll you do if you hurt my heart, Kazuto」

Yuuri firmly approach me.
At that moment, Yuuri’s pheromone fills my nose.
STOP. Don’t come any closer.

「I’m begging you… Don’t come near me with that face, Yuuri」

I push Yuuri’s chest to get some s.p.a.ce.
Do that with your sweetheart.
And don’t open a brand new perspective in my world.
PLEASE.

「?? …. Ah, Sorry. I can’t see well. It’s just my habit.」

Yuuri said with a refres.h.i.+ng smile.
It seems like the receptionist are staring at us for a while.
Please pitiful women, take Yuuri’s ikemen heart already…

「Are you free? Care for some tea with me」

「NopeI’mnotfreeI’mbusy」(TL: I think this is how it should be translated I think…)

I hurriedly say and look away.
Please go away now.

「Fufu, how cold of you… Well, it’s not like I too have that much free time.」

Yuuri answers with an absurd smile.
I stand up from the sofa while thinking about something else.

「Bye then, I really am busy」

「Ok. Then look forward to me partic.i.p.ating in the tournament, Kazuto」

Yuuri leaves with a smile.
The women from across the street gaze at me with envy.
He seems to be popular… Seriously.

「… s.h.i.+t.. Why didn’t Kami-sama reincarnated me as such a ikemen…」

I feel that Yuuri’s pheromone got stuck in my body, so I brush it all away with my hands.

Argh… My head’s spinning… d.a.m.n…!
Is there an item…
That repels guys like Yuuri?

I leave the room while shaking my head.

「…Now then… Let’s earn some money…」

For the mean time I’ll earn at least 2000G till the next match.
I’ll dash around the field and heighten my encounter ratio and make a killing.
Defeat it with a single strike then move on to the next monster.
This is my very own, money making skill.

Therefore onward to the field ――。