The New Woman Part 30

[_Holds out his hand. ENID has to change the cigarette into her left hand behind her back; shakes hands, then turns to wipe the nicotine from her lips, unconsciously presenting the turning cigarette to COLONEL'S eyegla.s.s. MARGERY laughs. COLONEL grins at audience._

COLONEL.

I thought something was burning. [_ENID throws cigarette into the grate, and covers her face. COLONEL lifts his finger._] And you said Mr. Cazenove!

ENID.

Well, it wasn't a story. He _is_ in the next room.

COLONEL.

So man has not a monopoly of the vices!

ENID.

We're none of us perfect!

COLONEL.

No, [_rubbing his hands_] thank Heaven! It's the spice of the old Adam that makes life endurable!

MARGERY [_again embracing him_].

Oh, I'm so happy, uncle!

ENID [_aside_].

Wish she wouldn't do that!

MARGERY.

Oh, so happy!

COLONEL.

So am I, Margery. What did I always say? Caroline's a heart of gold. I knew she would come round. I always said I'd stand by you and Gerald.

MARGERY.

Uncle!

COLONEL.

I always said so!

MARGERY.

You ran away!

COLONEL.

Yes, but I said so. Then you have got her card?

MARGERY [_nodding her head_].

Yes!

[_Jumps up and gives him another kiss._

ENID [_aside, jealously_].

I do wish she wouldn't!

COLONEL.

My doing, Margery--my doing!

ENID.

I have a card as well!

COLONEL.

My doing, Miss Bethune!

ENID.

I've just been ordering my gown!

COLONEL [_gallantly_].

I trust it will be worthy of the wearer.

[_Bows. ENID smiles._

MARGERY.

Have you a card, Miss Vivash?

VICTORIA [_who has sat very quietly, now rises_].

If you'll excuse me, dear, I'll say good-morning!

MARGERY [_shakes hands_].

Must you go?

[_Exit VICTORIA, L._