A Double Knot Part 22

"Yes, of course, I know," said the doctor; "you felt, and quite rightly, that it would be a crime to marry some sweet young girl if you had the seeds of insanity waiting to develop themselves in your brain."

"Yes, doctor, that was it."

"My dear John Huish, you are a bit of a favourite of mine, and I like you much."

"Thank you, doctor, I--"

"I made the acquaintance of your father and mother in a peculiar manner, and they have always trusted me since."

"Yes; I have heard something of it from it my father, but--"

"Just hold your tongue and listen to me, sir. You have, I am sure, chosen some sweet, gentle, good girl; nothing else would suit you. So all I have to say is this: your brain is as right as that of any man living. Marry her, and the sooner the better. I like these young marriages, and hang all those musty old fogies who preach about improvidence and so many hundreds a year! Marry early, while you and the woman you love are in the first flush of your youth and vigour.

It's nature--it's holy--and the good G.o.d smiles upon it. d.a.m.n it all, sir! it makes me savage to see a wretched, battered old fellow being chosen by a scheming mother of the present day as a husband for her child. Money and t.i.tle will not compensate for youth. It's a wrong system, John Huish, a wrong system. I'm a doctor, and I ought to know.

Marry, then, my dear boy, as soon as you like, and G.o.d bless you!"

"Thank you, doctor, thank you," said Huish, smiling. "But I say, doctor, if it is not impertinence, why didn't you marry young?"

"Because I was a fool. I wanted to make money and a name in my profession, and did not calculate what would be the cost. They cost me thirty years, John Huish, and now I am an old fogey, content to try and do some good among my poor patients. But come away; they will think me rude. Eh, going now? Well, I will not say stop, as you have so far to go back. One more word: think your head's screwed on right now?"

"Yes, doctor."

"So do I. If it ever goes wrong, come to me, and I'll turn it back."

But John Huish did not feel quite satisfied, all the same.

Volume 1, Chapter VIII.

IN BORROWED PLUMES.

There was a good deal of excitement in the Hampton Court dovecote, and a general touching up of plumage, for Lady Littletown, who resided at Hampton, so as to be near her dear old friend Lady Anna Maria Morton, who had rooms up a narrow dingy stone staircase in the corner of a cloistered court, in the private apartments at the Palace, had sent out cards for her dinner-party and "at home."

Lady Littletown was rich, and her position in the society of the neighbourhood was that of queen. A widow for many years, she was always thinking of marriage. Not for herself. She had been through the fire, and found it hot. In fact, she bore her mental scars to her elderly age, for it was a well-known fact that the late Viscount Littletown was the extreme opposite of an angel. He had possessed a temper which grew and blossomed in wild luxuriance, and the probabilities are that he inoculated her ladys.h.i.+p with this peculiarity of spirit, for more than one of her domestics had been known to have declared that they would not live with the "old devil" any longer.

This was very wicked, and the domestic young ladies who had made use of such expressions were much to be censured. But certain it was that the Viscountess was far from perfect, and that she was an inveterate match-maker.

Probably she was of opinion that it would be a pleasant little piece of revenge on human nature to inveigle as many of her s.e.x as possible on to the stormy sea of matrimony. At all events, a good many fas.h.i.+onable marriages resulted from plans laid by her ladys.h.i.+p and her female friends.

Lady Littletown's friends were many, and included Lady Millet, whom she always addressed as "my dear," in spite of a pique which had arisen consequent upon the latter marrying her eldest daughter to that wealthy _parvenu_, Mr Frank Morrison.

Now, according to Lady Littletown's code, this was not correct. Dear friends as they had been, Lady Millet should have obtained her help, seeing that marriages were her _metier_; but she had obstinately gone her own way, invited her to the wedding, and latterly had actually shown that she was scheming something about two gentlemen whom Lady Littletown had marked down for her own--to wit, Lord Henry Moorpark and Mr Elbraham, the great financier.

"But, poor thing! she did not know how to manage Elbraham," said Lady Littletown to herself; "and as for dear Lord Henry, not if I know it, dearest I think I can manage that, and you may marry pink-and-white wax-doll Gertrude to someone else."

So her ladys.h.i.+p issued her cards most discriminatingly and well, in her determination to let no rival in her circle interfere with her rights as high-priestess of Hymen to her dearest friends.

Lady Littletown's invitations on this occasion had included the Honourable Misses Dymc.o.x and their nieces Clotilde and Marie Riversley; and, like Cinderella of the story, Ruth had rather a hard time with her cousins. For, to the astonishment of the latter, a fas.h.i.+onable dressmaker had been down expressly from London, and their excitement over the handsome robes that had arrived knew no bounds.

Their aunts had been a long time in making a move, and divers had been the consultations with Viscountess Littletown and Lady Anna Maria Morton. When at last that step was taken, it was with firmness and judgment combined.

Poor Ruth was divided between longings to go to the dinner-party and admiration of her cousins' appearance, which, when they stood at last dressed, an hour before the time, parading the shabby bedroom and sweeping the skimpy pieces of Kidderminster carpet here and there with their stiff trains, was dazzling.

Certainly a handsomer pair of women rarely graced a party, and the Honourable Misses Dymc.o.x, after a careful inspection through their square florid gold-edged eyegla.s.ses, uttered sighs of satisfaction.

For the _modiste_ had done her duty well. The dresses were in the latest style, they fitted to perfection, and the girls' youth and the luxuriance of their hair quite made up for the want of jewellery to enhance their charms.

The Honourable Misses Dymc.o.x were almost as excited as their nieces, for they, too, managed to get dressed an hour before time in their lavender silk straight-up-and-down garments, to which were tacked a few old pieces of very yellow lace, supposed to be an heirloom, but certainly very unattractive, whatever it may have been when young.

A very weak cup of tea had been taken, the elder ladies being in fear and trembling all the while.

"No, no, children, wait!" exclaimed Miss Philippa. "Joseph, put down the cups, and tell Markes to bring here two large pocket-handkerchiefs."

In due time Markes appeared.

"Now, children," said Miss Philippa, "stand up. Markes, have the goodness to tie a handkerchief by two of the corners just under the young ladies' chins. It would be ruin to those dresses if they spilt any of their tea."

"If you please, aunt, I don't want any tea," said Clotilde.

"Neither do I, aunt," said Marie.

"Hush, children! You must take your tea. It is imperative that you should enter Lady Littletown's drawing-room calm, self-possessed, and without any sign of being flushed. Markes, tie on those handkerchiefs."

A red spot burned in the girls' cheeks as they submitted to the childish indignity, and when they were duly provided with their bibs they were allowed to drink their thin, washy, half-cold tea, exchanging glances the while, for their emanc.i.p.ation had not yet arrived.

"Ruth, ring the bell," said Miss Philippa, as soon as the tea was finished, and the handkerchiefs, which had been rising and falling in a troubled fas.h.i.+on, had been removed.

"Take away these teacups, Joseph," said Miss Philippa. "Has the carriage arrived?"

"No, mum. It wants more than half an hour to the time. Buddy hasn't been in yet."

"Hus.h.!.+ Silence!" cried Miss Philippa harshly; "and dear me, Joseph, there is a large place on the back of your head not powdered."

Joseph was heard to mutter something, and then he went forth in his best livery of pale blue with yellow facings and black knee-breeches, to finish his toilet for the night.

"Oh, here you are, then," exclaimed Joseph, upon reaching his pantry, a peculiarly close, stuffy little room, smelling very strongly of sink, and furnished with two cupboards, a bracket-flap, and what looked like a third detached cupboard, but which was really the turn-up bedstead on which Joseph slept.

"Yes, here I am, Joey," said a husky-voiced little red-nosed man, with a very blotchy, pimply face, to wit Isaac Buddy, the sole proprietor of a roomy old-fas.h.i.+oned Clarence fly, which was drawn by a very small shambling horse.

This conveyance was Mr Isaac Buddy's means of livelihood, for it was to let, as his cards said, "by the day, night, or job," and the hiring of Mr Isaac Buddy's fly meant not only, as a matter of course, the hire of the horse to draw it, but of Mr Isaac Buddy himself.

For, out of deference to the feelings and aristocratic ideas of certain of the ladies residing in the private apartments, Mr Buddy had become an actor, who played many parts, and though the fiction was perfectly well understood, n.o.body ever thought of smiling if they saw Mr Isaac Buddy in a hat with a tarnished gold band on Mondays as Lady Anna Maria Morton's coachman, or in a hat with a silver band on Tuesday, as Miss Tees', or on Wednesday in a very hard s.h.i.+ny glazed hat without any nap, as Mrs Mongloff's, or on other days in costumes to suit.

The Clarence fly of course remained the same, but it was always disguised in a more sounding name, and became "the carriage."

"There ain't a drop o' nothing about handy, is there, Joey?" said Mr Buddy, as the thin footman set the tray down upon the bracket-flap.

"No, that there ain't," said Joseph, "without you'd like the pot filled up and have a cup o' tea."

"G'orn with yer. Did you ever know me wash myself out with warm water?

How's the old gals?"