BestLightNovel.com

The Foolish Almanak Part 18

The Foolish Almanak - BestLightNovel.com

You’re reading novel The Foolish Almanak Part 18 online at BestLightNovel.com. Please use the follow button to get notification about the latest chapter next time when you visit BestLightNovel.com. Use F11 button to read novel in full-screen(PC only). Drop by anytime you want to read free – fast – latest novel. It’s great if you could leave a comment, share your opinion about the new chapters, new novel with others on the internet. We’ll do our best to bring you the finest, latest novel everyday. Enjoy

_To the poet_: May you have many more verses than reverses.

[Sidenote: _Health Hint_: Many are cold, but few are frozen.

[Ill.u.s.tration]

[Ill.u.s.tration]

SUNDAY A GREAT JAG

A man may think he's a terror to drink When he really is nothing to brag on, For it's true, we infer, that a big chestnut burr Gets the awfullest, all-around jag on.

MONDAY

TUESDAY

WEDNESDAY (6,99,950 B.C.) Eve appears in a peek-a-boo waist.

THURSDAY

FRIDAY (1509) Henry VIII began to get married.

SAt.u.r.dAY

AUGUST

A man admires a woman for what he thinks she is; a woman admires a man for what she thinks he has.

HELPFUL HINT FOR SEPTEMBER

Excuse us, but we will not suggest any method for removing a coat of tan. We are a.s.sured on the best authority that Alice blue, radium gray, and fluorescent green will be the popular shades this summer. However, if yours is a tan coat, unb.u.t.ton it and pull your arms out first; it will then come off easily enough.

IS THE SUN INHABITED?

An astronomer from Indiana claims to have discovered that the Sun is inhabited.

The Public will probably hoot at this just as it hooted at Columbus when he said the Earth was round.

The Public also hooted at wireless telegraphy in its early stages.

The Public is now hooting at the idea of airs.h.i.+ps ever becoming common carriers.

The Sun may be inhabited, who knows?

This astronomer from Indiana may not be as buggy as he really appears at first blush.

The Sun is hot, 'tis true, but h.e.l.l is also hot.

And h.e.l.l is inhabited.

[Sidenote: _Financial Note_: When in doubt, do the first one you come across.]

[Sidenote: _Marine Note_: High rollers don't always come in from the sea.]

[Ill.u.s.tration: Those stars hold the stage. Take yer hat off.]

SUNDAY IT HEADS THE LIST

In a book showing all Of the gowns great and small Wives have worn since this old world begun, That first dress of Eve's, Which she fas.h.i.+oned of leaves, Should be, properly, labeled "Fig. 1."

MONDAY

TUESDAY

WEDNESDAY

THURSDAY (1848) Patent issued for converting fine coal into solid lumps.

(1906) Patent sought for converting fine poetry into filthy lucre.

Please click Like and leave more comments to support and keep us alive.

RECENTLY UPDATED MANGA

The Foolish Almanak Part 18 summary

You're reading The Foolish Almanak. This manga has been translated by Updating. Author(s): Theodore Roosevelt. Already has 505 views.

It's great if you read and follow any novel on our website. We promise you that we'll bring you the latest, hottest novel everyday and FREE.

BestLightNovel.com is a most smartest website for reading manga online, it can automatic resize images to fit your pc screen, even on your mobile. Experience now by using your smartphone and access to BestLightNovel.com