Isekai Nonbiri Nouka Chapter 219

The Tail of Vladimir the Duck part 2: the quackuel

Vladimir was sentenced to serve 5 years in duck prison which he thought was frankly reduckulous. His cell-mate in the duck prison was Georgina Duckins who was a quack wh.o.r.e and smelt quite fowl. One day, Vladimir was in the showers and suddenly Georgina Duckins came up behind him and gave him a good a.n.a.l ducking as she ducked him in the b.u.t.t quack. Soon Vladimir came to realise that life in duck prison was even more quack than life as a robber duck as all the other duck prisoners made fun of his premature equackulation problem. And so he began to quackulate his escape plan. Unfortunately, Georgina Duckins found out about Vladimir’s plan to duck out of prison and forced Vladimir to take her with him under the threat of exposing his plans which Vladimir had to grebe on.

On the night before the escape, Vladimir was reading his favourite book; Harry Quacker and the ducklet of fire which was set in Duckwarts School of witchquack and wizardry. His favourite character of course was Ducko Malfoy. Suddenly there was a rumble, Vladimir checked the clock and it was the quack of dawn.

“Georgina!” he whispered and he had to wader minute before Georgina Duckins bobbed her head over the bunk.

“Shut the duck up! I’m trying to sleep!” Georgina replied but the cell rumbled again and flas.h.i.+ng blue lights appeared.

Before Vladimir knew it, he had been abduckted by aliens. When Vladimir became fully conscious again he was in the TARDUCK faced with the Duckter and Amy Pond who had enlisted his help to solve the quack in s.p.a.ce and time

Short chapter. A good breather. ?