The California Club Part 28

'Don't be so sure you look hot! Do you think I would have stopped for you if you'd just been in jeans?'

I give him a playful punch.

'Seriously, I think any man would find you pretty hard to resist right now.'

My heart does a little flip. And I can still feel the sensation of his super-toned biceps on my knuckles. All my quippy sarcasm deserts me in favor of a good old-fas.h.i.+oned 'Take me now!' sensation.

'Great! It's still open!' Joel's attention s.h.i.+fts to a tin-roofed trading post on the roadside. 'This is my favorite store. I just need to get a few provisions. You coming in?'

I look down at my bottom half and then back at him.

'Okay, you stay put. I'll be back in five.'

'With snacks?' I ask, hopefully.

'As much beef jerky as you can stomach!' he teases.

'Is there a chance they'd have teabags?' I call after him.

'If they've got them, they're yours!'

Making sure he's safely in the shop, I unzip the fleece and peer down inside. Could this outfit really do the trick? If only. At least it's had some kind of effect on Joel. I wonder what kind of girls he usually goes for? I hope Jen isn't typical - she sounds all too Pepsi Max for my liking. What kind of woman wants to get married hanging from a rope? I'm just about to start rifling through his CDs when I get a mischief spasm and find myself jumping out of the car and scurrying around the back to hide without even really knowing why.

Five minutes later he emerges from the shop. I hear him open his car door and then stop.

'Lara?' He turns around to search for me and DUMPF! Direct hit! Right in the mouth. I rub my chilled hands together as he spits out the snow.

'Oh-ho-ho, you'll be sorry,' he says, dumping his brown grocery bag on the car seat and tearing after me.

Before he can fill his hands with snow I hit him again, this time in the chest left pec, ten points. I've already prepped an a.r.s.enal and have a serious advantage but it doesn't stop me screeching like a banshee when he lobs one at me.

'Gotcha!' he cackles, delighted that he's ruined half my movie-star hair with his first shot.

The second of Joel's missiles knocks me off my feet. I watch as the offending s...o...b..ll falls to the ground, still intact and streaked red with my lip gloss. Stunned, I wipe the remainder from my face.

That's not blood, is it?' Joel blanches, rus.h.i.+ng to my side.

I nod, looking like I'm about to cry.

'Let me look,' he frets, tilting my face towards his. As he inspects my mouth I reach up and shove a handful of snow down the back of his s.h.i.+rt.

'You evil little witch!' he howls as I wriggle free.

Now it's gone beyond s...o...b..a.l.l.s we're just scooping up great armfuls of powdery snow, more akin to a water fight. Staggering backwards to duck a dousing I trip on my train and splat into the snow, pulling him on top of me. Unintentionally, honest. I try and writhe free, knowing he's going to wreak an icy revenge any second.

'Now I've got you!' He looms over me.

I start frantically kicking and screaming, 'Get off! Help!' I struggle and strain. 'Aaaaaaaaghhh!' I squeal as he gives me a crushed ice collar.

'STOP!'.

Suddenly his weight is lifted off me and I see him yanked back by the scruff of his neck as a familiar voice cries: 'What the h.e.l.l is going on?'

Panting, I sit up and push my soppy, straggled hair from my eyes.

'Elliot!' I wheeze.

'Lara?' He reels.

Joel looks more intrigued than ever as he shrugs himself free from Elliot's rough grasp.

'I was just coming to meet you!' I blurt. 'What are you doing here?'

'We got a report of an abandoned car near Wawona, I was worried it might be you.'

'It was! Were you coming to rescue me?' I ask, feeling either dreamy or mildly concussed, I'm not sure which.

His look softens. 'Thought I might return the favor,' he smiles. I flash back to the surf drama and Elliot's absence of trunks and feel quite dizzy with desire. For a millisecond I could swear he's feeling the same way but then the state of me distracts him. 'So what exactly is going on here?' he frowns, shooting a dirty look at my burly a.s.sailant.

'Oh, this is Joel.'

'Do you two know each other?'

'Know each other? Haven't you heard? We're engaged!' Joel lunges at me and waves the ruby clunker on my wedding finger under his nose.

Elliot looks utterly bewildered.

'Not really!' I say, reaching out to Elliot but his look doesn't change. Before I can explain further, a real-deal park ranger appears by Elliot's side.

'Everything okay, son?'

'Yes, Mr Gediman this is Lara.'

I shake his hand, apologizing: 'I don't normally look like this.'

'It's her car,' Elliot continues. 'The abandoned vehicle.'

'Are you all right, miss?'

'I'm fine. Joel rescued me.'

Elliot looks a little put out.

'Great, well, I'll go ahead and get the car off the road. Elliot, why don't you get a ride back to camp with your friends?'

'Urm...'

That's okay,' Joel a.s.sures him. 'Plenty of room in the jeep.'

Still he's reluctant: 'I don't want to put you out where are you headed?'

'I'm staying at the Awahnee,' Joel announces, as he slots behind the wheel.

'Of course you are,' I hear Elliot mutter as he finds himself in a rather unfamiliar position taking the back seat.

Chapter 22.

'Welcome to the Ahwahnee,' the uniformed valet parker greets us as we pull up in front of the hotel entrance. 'Please ensure that all food items are removed from the vehicle before you head on your way.'

'We didn't have any in the first place,' I lament. And then I remember the convenience shack stop.

'Joel! Where're the snacks?'

'In the seat-well,' he remembers. 'Good call.'

'Is this yours?' The valet rattles a box of Celestial Seasonings at me.

'It's just a few herbal teabags,' I explain. He's looking at me as though he just found a kilo of cocaine.

'The bears will tear the car apart if they smell them,' he growls. 'You have to take them with you.'

'Okay,' I bleat. No refres.h.i.+ng cup of Orange Zinger for the bears tonight, then.

'He's exaggerating, surely?' I hiss at Elliot as we follow Joel down a wooden-log walkway lined with gold lanterns and hanging baskets.

'Actually, no,' he replies. 'They get about four hundred bear break-ins here each summer.'

'You're kidding!' I have visions of teams of bears in balaclavas moving around the parking lots after dark, methodically inspecting every vehicle with a flashlight.

'They go for anything, even a scented lip balm!'

They eat lip balm?' I'm incredulous.

Elliot rolls his eyes. 'They think it's fruit or sweets from the smell.'

'Ohhh!'

'And it's not as if they replace your car door when they realize they've got it wrong,' he warns.

'You seem to be getting into the swing of things,' I smile.

'Don't be fooled. I'm still hoping you've arranged to get us air-lifted out of here!'

The cranberry carpet of the walkway leads us to the cold stone floor of the lobby. There are tribal patterns stenciled beneath my feet and lampshades of taut animal hide in the lounge area. I appreciate these authentic details and note with bemus.e.m.e.nt that there's what looks like a confession box next to reception. Maybe Elliot and I can sneak back later for a game of priest and sinner 'I know you are promised to another but I must have you!'

'Do you guys want to go ahead to the bar while I check-in?' Joel suggests.

'We'll just stay for one,' I rea.s.sure Elliot as we wander through. 'I've got to at least buy him a beer for saving me.'

Elliot still seems a little p.r.i.c.kly on the subject and laments: 'Bet you wish you were staying here.'

I go to protest but nothing comes out.

'I know I do,' Elliot mumbles.

'Nevermind, we'll have fun at Camp Elton,' I a.s.sure him, reminding him that we decided that every time we referred to his camp we would re-name it in honor of a fabulous h.o.m.os.e.xual.

'I was going to do us a barbecue but I'm not sure I can get the fire started in this weather.'

My stomach yawps in anguish.

'Okay, you two, I've made a dinner reservation for 8pm, my treat!' Joel appears behind us. 'That's if you'd care to join me?'

Elliot and I exchange a 'should we?' look. I daren't be the first to say yes I don't want to spoil Elliot's plans but part of me is thinking: Thank you sweet Jesus rescued for the second time in one day!

'Come on, why suffer unless you absolutely have to?' Joel reasons.

When Elliot acquiesces with a simple, 'Oh go on, then!' I feel a thrill of antic.i.p.ation. Dinner with two gorgeous men what could be better?

'Can I get you a drink?' Elliot offers Joel.

I smile, feeling proud as he does the next-best-thing on the manly list.

'Sure, just give me five minutes to run up to the room and dump my stuff.' Joel then turns to me: 'Lara, do you wanna grab a hot shower?'

My eyes widen I can't believe he's being so forward!

'W-w-?' I stammer.

He nods over to the mirror above the bar. Robert Smith from The Cure stares back at me. Quickly I try to wipe away the smeary lipstick from my face but only succeed in staining my hand red. I'm a mess.

And maybe we could find you something more suitable to wear?' he adds.

Until now I didn't care that I was half-fleece, half-sequins but people are beginning to stare.

'I think it might be a good idea,' I concede.

'Although I kinda like seeing you in my clothes!' Joel reaches for the fleece zipper and pulls me towards him. 'Shall we?'

Could he be any more flirtatious? I don't know what to do with myself.