The California Club Part 42

I nod.

'I haven't decided yet. I feel like I've got all the pieces of my life laid out on a big table and I'm not sure which bits I want to keep and which bits I want to let go of.'

'Aren't we lucky that we have those choices?' I marvel. 'Some people are so trapped in their lives.'

'Like my mum,' Zo whispers. 'She can't see a way out. But the door is always there, she just can't walk through it.' Zo shudders, dredging herself out of the human hotpot. 'It's far too early to be getting this deep, Lara. We're supposed to be on holiday!'

While I continue to bubble and steam, Zo does the full works in the changing rooms, emerging fifteen minutes later looking as if she's had a ten-hour sleep in an oxygenated pod. I'm starting to feel woozy-groggy from lack of sleep and early hangover symptoms and can barely manage to comb my wet hair off my face. But I do smell lovely Eternity for Men, courtesy of the Eddie Powers Fragrance Collection.

We stumble back into the hotel and find our nostrils flaring excitedly the minute we're in the door. We follow the scent of bacon and maple syrup along the corridor to the cute Fifties-style Fountain Coffee Shop.

'We've got time,' Zo insists, hopping up on to a pink bar stool just long enough to tell waitress Nora her order, before disappearing to the Ladies.

'You've just been-' I protest.

She doesn't reply.

I feel slightly nervous sitting by myself. What would I do if Eddie lurched in looking for sustenance?

A stunning employee comes in for a bagel. Her hair is flicked to perfection and her eyes are like exquisite jewels. Suddenly I feel self-conscious with my wet hair and last night's clothes.

'She's so pretty,' I sigh as she leaves.

'She's the one who gets sent up to a guest if they've got a complaint,' Nora confides. 'n.o.body can stay mad when they're looking at her.'

Good strategy!

Next in is a languorously glamorous blonde with the longest, slimmest legs I've ever seen.

'How's our employee of the month?' she beams as Nora presents her with a latte.

'Who was that?' I gawp after her trouser-suited chic.

'That's our PR lady, Wendy. She's a star.'

'She looks like Veronica Lake.'

'One of our "special guests" adores her,' Nora whispers. 'He calls her Wendacious!'

'She is!' I confirm. 'Is she going to run off with him?'

'She's already married, husband works for Rolls-Royce.'

What a team!

When Zo returns to her stool, she raises her orange juice and cheers, 'Happy Birthday, Lara!'

'Oh my G.o.d! I'd forgotten!'

Then she hands me a paper bag. Inside is a pink rubber duck complete with Beverly Hills Hotel logo.

'The gift shop was just opening do you like it?'

'I love it! Oh Zo!' I give her a hug. When we separate there are two of the most luscious stacks of pancakes before us. And my stack has a little birthday candle!

'Pretty good start to the day, wouldn't you say?' Zo grins, tucking in.

I lick the hot cherry sauce from my fingertips. 'This is already the best birthday of my life!'

Chapter 32.

My first birthday wish is to get some sleep so I can make the most of the rest of the day. I'm just sinking into the pillow when the Batphone rings.

'h.e.l.lo?' I can barely open my mouth, let alone my eyes.

'I've got an audition!' Zo toots. 'Sasha's director guy with the fleshy earlobes, he wants to see me!'

'Wow, when?' I croak, still coming to.

'Tonight! I know it's your birthday but-'

'Don't be silly, you've got to go.'

'I want you to come with me. It's actually a few hours up the coast from here so I thought if we got the train we could sleep en route and-'

'When are we leaving?' I'm feeling caught unawares.

'In an hour!'

'Oh my G.o.d!' I ping upright.

'I need you to pack a bag for me, the s.h.i.+ny-pink tube dress and my J-Lo trackie to travel in and all my overnight bits.'

'Overnight?'

'Well, you never know what it'll take to get the part!'

'Zo!'

'Kidding! Just hurry up and get here, they're letting me off work early.'

'Does The California Club know?'

'Yeah, the boss checked with them and they said provided I made up my hours later in the week, it's cool.'

'Where exactly are we going?'

'He's faxing over the details, we just get the first train bound for San Francisco.'

On the way to Union Station I try to call my posse but there's no reply from Sasha, Elliot is mid-bear talk and Elise is embroiled in homework from her Shamanic Healing seminar. Just as well, I'm too tired to have coherent conversations.

'Over here!' Zo pogos along Platform 10 trying to get my attention.

As I approach her I'm daunted by the size of the angular silver contraption we're about to board.

'I've never been on a double-decker train before,' I marvel as we take the stairs to the upper level. 'It's so s.p.a.cious and spanky-clean. Are we in business cla.s.s?'

'Nope, just "coach" as they call it,' Zo notes, taking her seat without any of the usual armrest-up-your-bottom contortions.

Suddenly I'm revived by the novelty factor of my surroundings and attempt to fold down my tray table no mean feat considering the seat in front is so far ahead of me: it's like an elaborate Meccano project of slotting joints and extending limbs to get the table all the way over to my lap.

'I'm setting the alarm for 5.45pm,' Zo tells me as she simultaneously programs her mobile phone and reclines her seat.

'What stop do we need?' I ask.

'I've got it all written down but it's at the bottom of my bag ...' Zo waves vaguely at her feet. 'Just make sure you give me a shout before 6pm.'

As we leave LA behind I watch the vegetation change from jutting dark green poplars so precision pointy they look like the super-glued spikes on a punk's Mohican to hanks of long gra.s.ses and then strange yellow stacked-rock formations.

'Isn't this surreal?' I turn to Zo. She's out for the count. I thought she was uncharacteristically mute.

The train conductor, however, has something very interesting to say: 'Late lunch is being served in the diner car.'

More interesting still, it appears to be being served in another era. Some time in the late Sixties, I'd say. The decor is authentically retro with squishy brown leather seating and rough-textured orange curtains. I so wish I was wearing a polyester dress and a backcombed hairpiece. I'm halfway through my chicken pot pie when I get a sudden urge to call Joel and tell him about the crazy birthday I'm having, then realize I can't. Ever. I don't have his number. I don't know where he works or even where he lives. In the rush to get to Sasha I forwent any of the traditional number exchanging and promises to meet again real soon. Besides, I was expecting to see him again that evening.

I suppose he could always contact me through Zo at the diner. She's there for another two whole days. I shake my head - how did I let this happen? Unless maybe he pa.s.sed on his number to Zo when he came back with the tickets and she just forgot to tell me. I quickly pay for my lunch then hurry back to Zo, only to find her even more comatose, now lying across my seat as well as hers.

Maybe it's for the best. What will be, will be. And what won't, won't.

In searching the carriages for a free place to sit I happen upon the viewing carriage. After the dining car, this looks positively s.p.a.ce age. The chairs are groovy molded plastic and the windows curve up to the ceiling. I settle into one and get a full-frontal of glistening blue ocean. So this is why they call this train the Coastliner. The light glinting on the waves dazzles as if all the fish have been given little mirrors to angle at the sun. Who needs diamonds here's the real bling-bling in this world.

I close my eyes to daydream, loving the feeling of the sun on my face. Almost immediately my thoughts turn to Elliot and our parting conversation at the Ahwahnee. What with zooming around with Joel, confronting Ty and partying with Zo I haven't had much time to process my feelings for him. I realize now that his revelation about missing me and saying he felt he was losing me has made me feel all the more close to him. It's as if we've shared an honest moment amid all the mixed messages. Initially he was huffy about Joel, seemingly peeved that he'd been ousted from being my number one guy, and in turn I was running with the Joel situation for all it's worth to somehow punish him for not loving me the way I want. But ever since he showed himself to be a little vulnerable, I feel we're subconsciously working together on finding a new way to be with each other, adjusting to the new circ.u.mstances in our life.

Even if he's never mine exclusively, I know now I matter to him. It seems foolish considering all we've been through but I had been having doubts ever since Elise came on the scene I'd felt replaced. Now I don't feel threatened by her, or anyone who might come after her. I feel like he's made me a guarantee that he'll always have a place for me in his heart, and that makes me feel less needy, more loved.

I open my eyes again and find the sea has been replaced by dusty earth with rows of mystery plants creating lines of fuzz in the soil like the strips on the bottom of a Hoover. I wonder where we are? I look at my watch just half an hour to go. I'd better go and wake Zo.

This time I find her splat against the window so I'm free to slot back into my seat. As I do, she stirs and blearily asks the time.

'5.30pm,' I tell her.

'Okay! Let the beautification begin.' Suddenly she's wide awake. 'You might want to think about sprucing yourself up too.'

'Do I have to pretend to be your agent or anything?'

'We'll just play it by ear. Back in a mo!'

As Zo dips to the restroom, I pull out my make-up bag and contemplate my face. Why are my nostrils always the first place foundation disappears from? I dab beige over the pink and then sparkle up my eyelids, melon gloss my lips and further clog my lashes to please Zo. Now what? I return to gazing out the window.

'Hey, look at those rusty old oil drills!' Zo rejoins me. 'They look like they're nodding at the ground.'

'Do you think there might be an oil theme to the movie?' I ask.

'It's all top secret,' Zo shrugs. 'I haven't been told anything. All will be revealed when we get there.'

'I'm sure it will,' I agree, amazed by how Zo can arrange her cleavage in such a way that it gives the illusion of teetering over the edge of a precipice.

'San Luis Obispo!' she exclaims, jumping to her feet. 'This is us!'

While Zo summons a cab I study the old mission-style station. It doesn't look like the kind of place geared up to accommodate Hollywood divas and c.o.ke-snorting movie execs. A teenager in beige shorts and a white T-s.h.i.+rt scutters by on a skateboard, no doubt on his way to appear in a Gap ad. Suddenly I feel like giving birth to 2.4 children and bagging myself one of the quaint clapboard houses painted a soothing mint green.

'Cab!' Zo calls me over.

She's starting to look excited, I guess the adrenalin is kicking in.

'Nervous?' I ask her.

'A bit!' She grins, looking anything but.

As we drive along, I notice she hasn't taken her eyes off me.

'What?' I demand.

'Nothing!' she trills.

'We're just about to ...' the driver connects with Zo in his rearview mirror.

'Close your eyes!' Zo reaches across and puts her hand over my eyes.

'What are you doing?' I fl.u.s.ter.

'Sshh!'

I sense the car slowing to take a turn.

'Okay, now!' I hear the driver's voice.

Zo removes her hand.

'What's going-Oh my G.o.d!' I gasp at the lurid pink billboard before me: 'The Madonna Inn!'