Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 10.1

Chapter 10.1 - Put down the “jian” in your hands

These few days, Tang Xiao’s days could really be called ‘tragic’.

It was hard enough for her to be hacked and lose all of her equipment, so how could the people who she bullied before, let her go!

Even though she had the j.a.panese Rose guild in front protecting her as well as Ranzhi Jiangshan protecting her from the back, she was still falling to the ground a ton.

Normally, it’d be a whole group of enemies rus.h.i.+ng forward.

Wind blows pants and the rest of them would then pant and run forward to attack.

Behind them, another group of enemies would come rus.h.i.+ng forward too.

Ranzhi guild’s people would then pant and run forward too.

Tang poem in the middle would then die.

After cleaning up, Loli would pull her up and drag her out away from it all but the same thing would happen.

j.a.panese Rose and Ranzhi’s people would very happily kill other people and Tang poem would lie down as a corpse with tears running down her face.

[Now] Parting song: Little Tang poem, who knew you had so many enemies!

[Now] Millions of lolis: Delete your account.

[Now] July: Delete your account.

[Now] Tang poem: QAQ

Tang Xiao applied to get her account recovered and after two days, customer service only recovered a pair of shoes, two rings, two bracelets and two chrysanthemum flowers.

Her character then became an enchantress only wearing underwear with purple boots, as vulgar as vulgar could be.

But she still went around, strolling.

She set up a store in Hangzhou city, planning to sell chrysanthemum flowers to make a fortune.

[World] Tang poem: Blue faced Dou Erdun riding a horse, red faced grandpa Mao doesn’t have enough cash.

[World] Tang poem: All great uncles, please donate to me. Seeing how I only have on a sc.r.a.p of clothing covering up, please buy my chrysanthemum flowers.

The whole world’s people exploded!

When had j.a.panese rose guild’s number one enchantress become so weak!

To actually go on the street to sell chrysanthemum flowers!

[World] Millions of lolis: Has the chrysanthemum flower been washed clean! Ay, to think that the formerly loyal and brave little Tang poem would actually sink to selling herself on the streets, *clicks tongue*.

[World] July: At this time, we have to tell Su Muzhe that little Tang poem’s too thirsty. Quickly take her back home and come like *this* and enter like *that* (≧▽≦)

[World] Tang poem: Aren’t you guys scared that when I get my equipment back that I’ll come like *this* and enter like *that* to you guys?

She didn’t sell a single chrysanthemum flower but instead, attracted a large crowd who were  only there to watch the drama.

It was three levels of cram packed people who were there to watch her.

Tang Xiao was helpless and could only close up her shop and wash up.

Equipment wasn’t expensive to Tang Xiao but good equipment was hard to get.

In Spirit Road, this was tradition.

But before was.h.i.+ng up, she had to first ask and pay her respects to the GM (game master).

Firstly, she whipped open the trumpet and yelled: GM, I’ll **** your dad.

Afterwards came: GM, I’ve already washed up and I’m lying down ready, hurry and come.

Tang Xiao had suffered through too much and so much that she’d already decided to surrender.

[World] Su Muzhe: Little Tang poem, come.

[World] Tang poem: No, you can go be busy elsewhere.

Tang Xiao then opened another trumpet: GM, I love you! Give me some good equipment!

[World] Parting song: Little Tang poem, are you sure you don’t wanna go? Little Su spent the whole of yesterday to specially prepare an equipment set for you.

Tang Xiao: !!!!

[World] Powerful hotpot: Wait? Su Muzhe prepared an equipment set for  little Tang poem? F***, I didn’t mishear right? I only disappeared for a few days and they’re already doing PDA like this?

Towards PDA, the people of the Buddhist temple server were already immune to it!

The whole of Ranzhi had already come out to help out j.a.panese Rose so what else could scare them!

[World] This emperor: This is a high speed development generation. These are two guilds that will never part from each other and with this shocking and moving love, this is a couple that’s in a love-hate relations.h.i.+p. Once you leave for an hour, you might not understand the play any more. Once you leave for a few days, the fact that they haven’t given birth to a child already, is already being nice to you.

[World] Millions of lolis: Why can someone who courts with death can suddenly change their personality? Why can the G.o.ddess in the centre of attention suddenly decide to force marriage? Why can two guilds suddenly build an alliance? How can a transgender couple constantly be doing PDA? Subscribe to j.a.panese Rose’s daily gossip mag, there are updates and gossip everyday~ Subscribe to soupy translation too please

[World] July: We don’t start produce gossip, we’re just a gossip moving company. After this holiday season, we won’t take presents anymore , we only take in j.a.panese rose’s daily gossip newspaper. When you p.o.o.p, you can forget to bring paper, just don’t forget to bring j.a.panese roses’ daily gossip mag!

[World] Wind blows pants: Wow, that seems super cool. How much is it for one issue?

[World] July: This is a good question. If you order now, you only need to pay silver taels, and it includes the transgender couple’s past and current life, are you moved!  

[World] Tang poem: …..

[World] Su Muzhe: Remember to pay out dividends.

[World] Tang poem: …..

Who can freaking drag away these clowns!

They’re too good at losing face.

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TL note:

Blue faced - It’s from a beijing opera song called “Singing face makeup”, makeup meaning the makeup that they use in Beijing operas like the colourful ones. However, what Tang Xiao uses is a play on words and play on the song.

Novel: Blue faced Dou Erdun rides a horse, red faced grandpa Mao doesn’t have enough flowers.

Flowers (hua) can also mean to spend and the red faced grandpa Mao is the Chairman Mao on the red Chinese hundred dollar note. So what she’s essentially saying, is that she doesn’t have enough 100 dollar bills.

I’ve linked the song below.

Hundred dollar bills in China: 

Who remembers that chrysanthemum flower - b*tt hole, re-read!

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