Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 10.2

Chapter 10.2 - Put down the “jian” in your hands

She used her couple’s skill to teleport to Su Muzhe’s side and saw she had travelled to on top of the G.o.ddess statue’s head.

The symbol for Spirit Road was this construction, this 10/10 fairy like G.o.ddess statue.

Rumour says it was even made according to Su Bai’s image.

She looked at it from the head down, to the floating white clouds at her feet and her chest.

The face was according to Su Bai’s, but that chest definitely wasn’t!

Su Muzhe changed to a yellow-red outfit which made him lose that immortal aura and added a solemn edge.

[World] Tang poem: F***, just looking, I thought you were a chrysanthemum flower with red edges. Wife, are you having a stroke?

Su Muzhe’s action stopped for a few seconds and Tang Xiao slightly felt like the character on the screen stiffened.

Of course, right afterwards was a raised sword that cleanly stabbed her.

Tang Xiao died completely but Su Muzhe stabbed her a few times to relieve his anger.

[Now] Tang poem: You can hit me once and I won’t resist.

[Now] Su Muzhe: Like you can resist now?

[Now] Tang poem: I can’t resist with my hands, but I can resist with my mouth! You said you’d give me equipment! Come~ I’ve already prepared well!

Su Muzhe didn’t even more before placing out a mat and holding a zither.

He began to play.

The gra.s.s was green and there was occasionally wind blowing on the handsome young man playing the zither, who was accompanied by a charming girl in only her underwear.

This was a live remake of a rich master visiting a brothel!

Tang Xiao’s mind recreated more scenes of a drama and embarra.s.sed herself.

[Now] Su Muzhe: Little Tang poem, do you know what I like about you the most?

[Now] Tang poem: You like that I’m so handsome that I shake the heavens and move the earth!

[Now] Su Muzhe: I like how you clearly won’t give up but in the end, you can only beg me.

If this was before, Tang Xiao would’ve rushed forward and beaten him up.

But right now, just like how Su Muzhe said, she could only not give up!

She could only restrain herself!

[Now] Tang poem: Wife, at least we’ve been a married couple. As the saying goes, one day as a couple means a hundred days of kindness. Looking upon the future child in my stomach, please don’t be like this to me.

[Now] Parting song: ………… I’m sorry, I’ve interrupted you.

[Now] Tang poem: ………..

[Now] Tang poem: When did you come here.

[Now] Parting song: Just when you said that you’re pregnant with little Su’s child.

[Now] Tang poem:  ………..

Tang Xiao’s first reaction was to kill to seal with his mouth shut!

But she didn’t know which phrase pleased Su Muzhe because he quickly sent a trade with a set of high level equipment.

It wasn’t as good as her previous equipment, it was a thousand times better than her underwear!!

Su Muzhe even dyed the clothes violet so it wasn’t dark purple any more, it made her look even livelier.

[Now] Su Muzhe: Something came up, I have to leave for a bit.

Once Su Muzhe left, Tang Xiao wanted to raise her weapon and go kill someone to shut their mouth.

Parting song hurried backwards and jumped.

[Now] Parting song: Wait, looking upon how much you like Mu Cheng, let me tell you something. You’ll definitely be happy about it.

[Now] Tang poem: What is it? That after Mu Cheng and Tang Xiao went on that program together, he found that he’d fallen deeply in love with Tang Xiao?!

Parting song was separated by his screen and already wanted to put up his middle finger.

[Now] Parting song: I feel like because little Su can stay up nearly all night, preparing that equipment for you, it means that you must have saved the world in your last lifetime.

[Now] Tang poem: _(:з」∠)_ No, the fact that you can still love and be with your family’s little Su, despite her being an arrogant, cold and a little awkward girl, means that you’ve experienced true love! When you need to, I will definitely help you!

[Now] Parting song: …..

He suddenly wanted to run to her company and yell at Tang Xiao: In the future, you’ll regret this!!! Like getting hit in the face! Pa pa pa! It’ll hurt you to death!!!

[Now] Tang poem: Okay, now that that’s out of the way, what did you want to tell me, I can’t hold it in anymore!!!

[Now] Parting song: It’s nothing, just that little Su has never really been in love before.

Tang Xiao waited half a day!

And you only gave her this??????

What do you mean, looking upon how much you liked Mu Cheng!!!!

What did Su Muzhe have to do with Mu Cheng!!!!!

[Now] Tang poem: Oh, well that’s normal. If you’re ugly, no one wants you.

[Now] Parting song: ……..

Tang Xiao found out that the second that she said anything bad behind Su Muzhe’s back, she’d definitely get caught.

She didn’t know when Su Muzhe had come and raised a sword in hand.

He was emitting a deathly aura as she stood behind him.

Tang XIao shouted f*** before quickly trying to run away.

But there was a Parting song crouching in front of her and a Su Muzhe behind her, so she truly experienced what was called “wolf in front, dog behind.”

[Now] Su Muzhe: Little Tang poem, you never learn.

[Now] Tang poem: Hero! Put down the jian (despicable) in your hands!

[Now] Tang poem: jian (despicable)!!!

[Now] Tang poem: jian (sword)!!!! QAQ

For people who courted death, if Tang Xiao dared to call herself number two, there’d be no one who could claim to be number one.

She was a professional at plucking the tiger’s whiskers for 100 years, a professional in courting death for 100 years.

If Su Muzhe didn’t beat her up once a day, they both felt uncomfortable.

So in a few moments, Parting song quickly found a safe place, pulled out the popcorn and waited to watch the drama.

Su Muzhe had already begun to familiarise himself with Tang Xiao’s usual formula and adding on to how her equipment wasn’t as good as her previous set, if she couldn’t freeze Su Muzhe or missed, she’d be on the ground instantly.

[World] July: Annoying, that transgender couple’s on top of the G.o.ddess’ head doing PDA again!

[World This emperor: At this time, little Tang poem should say: Ask me how deep my love is~ how much I love you?!

[World] Millions of lolis: Actually, we should ask how many minutes Su Muzhe can last.

[World This emperor: F**, did you get taught Chinese by teacher Cang?

[World] Wind blows pants: Oh, I forgot to say. The reason our guild is famous among thousands is that we have an expert in courting death, Tang poem, an expert in dirty jokes, Loli, as well as an expert in gossip, July.

[World] This emperor: .......

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TL note:

Su Muzhe wants Tang Xiao’s babies ooooo

I nearly spit my water @if you’re ugly, no one wants you. Someone please want me

The pinyin ‘jian’ is the same as ‘sword’ jian so Tang Xiao did a typo twice which happens because frequently used/last typed words appear first in suggestions when typing.

How much I love you - this is a joke in Chinese where ‘ji fen’ also means ‘how many minutes’ to which they reply, did teacher Cang taught you Chinese.

Teacher Cang = j.a.panese AV actress Cang Ji Kong in Chinese, Sola Aoi in English for research purposes aka you’re too dirty minded.

Leave a comment and for Tang Xiao to get a dog in real life (step 1 for her plan to get closer to Mu Cheng) xx

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