Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 55.2

Chapter 55.2 - Complete method of s.h.i.+fting the blame continuously

“It’s about time, Chief Ning has booked me in to play mahjong. I’ll go first.” Xiao Lin saw the time and grabbed her bags to leave.

Tang Xiao was still looking around for her dumb husky that had eaten a bag of goji berries.

Xiao Lin then suddenly ran back with a horrified face.

“Tang Xiao! Not good! Did your place explode? When I just reached the elevator, I had an explosion come from your room.”

Tang Xiao thought for a moment before slapping her thigh.

The dumb husky probably got accidentally locked inside her place.

That explosion sound was probably the dumb husky b.u.mping into something.

“F****, my dog!”

Mu Cheng and Xiao Lin followed behind her as she ran over.

When Tang Xiao opened the door, she’d already prepared herself that her house was going to be a mess.

But in that split second where she opened her door, she expressionlessly closed it again.

“What is it?” Mu Cheng asked.

Tang Xiao’s face was dazed, “I might have opened up the wrong room. Let me try again.”

This time, when she opened the room, all three people saw what it looked like.

A big line of red wiggled on the ground, from the toilet and then meandering its way to the living room.

The dumb husky had a o_0 expression on, aggressively crouching down by the entrance.

Xiao Lin was dumbstruck. “Your dog, exploded the living room?”

Mu Cheng pinched his forehead, “I think I found that missing bag of goji berries.”

Tang Xiao wasn’t the least bit worried about those goji berries that were fermenting in her dumb husky’s stomach, before being p.o.o.ped out and smeared all over her living room.

Right now, she was just thinking about having a dog hot pot.

The dumb husky barked innocently at her twice.

Tang Xiao looked at how it was.

It was too brave.

That was nearly a bag full of goji berries that had been p.o.o.ped out, the toilet was a mess

“Your mum.” Tang Xiao wanted to grab the remote control and beat it with it.

She grabbed the remote control and wiped it before feeling that it was still warm.

She was instantly so angry that she threw it away,.

The dumb husky had p.o.o.ped all afternoon so it was feeling a bit weak, so it was lying down and pretending to be pitiful.

Tang Xiao was worried about all those goji berries making him sick so her tone softened, “Tell me, how did you do it!”

Then the dumb husky didn’t tell her but it showed her how it did it.

From it’s bottom, exploded out a puff of red that splattered all over the sofa legs. The Tang Xiao that was standing next to the sofa didn’t make it out unharmed either.

The scene was very lively.

Tang Xiao: …..

Mu Cheng: …..

Xiao Lin: …..

Your mum! This explosion! She was exploded!

Tang Xiao was shocked.

Right now, she was suspicious that her dog was actually an alien and its bottom was installed with a projectile shooter.

All of its p.o.o.p needed to be done at home!!

The heck did you have to bring it back home for!!

For the sake of making sure that Tang Xiao isn’t unemployed as a p.o.o.p collector!!

But this freaking can’t even be collected!!

Just p.o.o.ping without any notice!!

Once she finally reacted, she wanted to beat it up until it couldn’t walk.

“Tonight! We! Eat! Dog! Meat! Hot! Pot!”

“Pfft HAHAHAHA ….” Xiao Lin was burst into laughter. “Aren’t you scared that as you eat it, the dumb husky will keep spraying out goji berries. So the soup will be all red and chunky?”

Tang Xiao: …..

There’s a phrase that goes, when you have no money, when you hit bad luck, when you ask for death, become fat, get darker, your friends will definitely travel ten thousand miles just to laugh at you.

“Go get a fresh change of clothes and I’ll call Chief Ning over to send the dumb husky away. Right, do you need a housekeeper?” Xiao Lin was laughing as she asked, she kept holding onto her stomach and laughing until she could barely breathe.

Tang Xiao thought this was definitely Chief Ning telling her to come her to enjoy her misfortune.

Tang Xiao grabbed a change of clothes from her room and followed Mu Cheng back to shower.

Xiao Lin had already called a housekeeper.

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TL note:

The novel site I normally use has been down so I’m using a different site. Hopefully there aren’t any changes (sometimes there’ll be an original web novel version and then a printed novel version where the author cleans it up).

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