Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 71.1

Chapter 71.1 - Your daddy suddenly went online

Mu Cheng had recently gotten busy but Tang Xiao was still very free, she spent nearly every day in game.

The guild was recently quite free too so along with This emperor and the others, they all battled each other.

For a long time, Buddhist temple didn't have little Tang poem making a ruckus, so every day was harmonious.

But this harmonious atmosphere was quickly interrupted by an explosion of laughter, even when people were getting killed.

XX: Careful, my hand might slip and kill you.

x.x.x: No problems, everyone's just playing the game~

If this was previously with little Tang poem here, it'd be people wailing like ghosts in pain.

XX: F***? I died.

Tang poem: Stand up! Your daddy is here to teach you how to be a person! You r****d! Come! Let's go f**** those shameless people!

Buddhist temple players expressed that from the very deepest of their hearts, they suffered a critical hit.

This time, Tang Xiao used a little support nurse to happily rush onto the battlefield.

This support nurse, even though it was glamoured up and super s.h.i.+ny, definitely living up to Tang Xiao's needs, was still a support role after all.

And Tang Xiao was used to being invisible so she charged up to to the enemy, ready to do a stealth attack.

But before she got even close, she was already killed by a spell.

[Now] King calls me: F***! Daring to hit your daddy! Daddy will teach you how to be a person!

Tang Xiao drank a mouthful of water, rolled up her sleeves and was ready to start revive and start fighting again.

There was a phrase that said, no matter how strong the support nurse was, they still couldn't win against a gang battle.

Tang Xiao was. .h.i.tting the ground every three minutes, one step forward meant one fall down and one step closer to being revived.

This made her so angry she was panting non stop.

[Now] King calls me: I'll x.x.xx your old man! Daring to hit your daddy! Are you waiting to be hit?!

[Now] Lightly falling rain: Why do I feel like that tone is familiar?

[Now] Big chest, no touching: Back then when little Tang poem was here and getting beaten up by Su Muzhe, they'd say that.

Everyone started to chat as Tang Xiao continued to get beaten up.

July was scared that someone would recognise her.

After all, Little Tang poem was too popular and recognisable on the Buddhist temple server so she called for people to rescue for her.

Tang Xiao saw a huge group of people coming to save her and immediately got c.o.c.ky.

When she revived herself again, she ran into the crowd and happily started fighting again.

After the first match, because Tang Xiao had died too much, she was the lowest ranked player.

Too angry, she quickly bought a card to change names and changed her ID to -- Your daddy suddenly.

In Spirit Road, players would get a notification like --- x.x.x (ID) came online.

After Tang Xiao changed her ID, she purposely went offline.

July and the others suddenly received a system notification -- Your daddy suddenly went online.

This shocked everyone into jumping.

[Party] Powerful hotpot: What the heck? Seeing my daddy suddenly went online, I was so shocked that I dropped my mouse onto the ground.

[Party] July: …. When did I add an idiot called - your daddy suddenly?

[Party] Your daddy suddenly: … Don't be scared, it's me.

[Party] Wind blows pants: F****, what the heck is wrong with you?

[Party] Your daddy suddenly: Nothing's wrong with me, I'm here to send all of Buddhist temple server's players up to the sky!

[Party] July: What do you mean?

Very quickly, they understood what Tang Xiao meant.

On the battlefield, there would be a landmine called ‘to burn the jade and rock' which players can pick up off the ground.

Then they could throw the landmine to other players and die together.

Normally when playing, Tang Xiao wouldn't have the opportunity to use them.

But this time, she spent all of her time trying to find them off the ground

Players that would die together with her would then receive a notification - your daddy suddenly died together with you.

Tang Xiao strolled around leisurely and didn't find any landmines but she b.u.mped into another big party instead.

In a few more minutes, she'd be lying on the ground looking up at the sky again.

[Now] This emperor: …. Wait, did the system break? Why did it suddenly say that my daddy was suddenly killed by me?

[Now] Big chest, no touching: The system just said that I a.s.sist-killed my daddy????

[Now] This emperor: …. F****, whose name is so trashy, to actually call themselves ‘your daddy suddenly'! Making me feel like I'd actually killed my daddy, scared me so bad that my whole body actually shook!

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TL note:

Tang Xiao = ‘your daddy suddenly'

Burn the jade and rock - kill both regardless of which one you want to keep

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