Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 32.1

Chapter 32.1 - Dumb Tang poem, I like you 1

Director Qiao is an extremely petty person.

Tang Xiao finally got to experience this for herself.

As a man, how could he be so petty, it’s really ….

Worthy of being pointed and yelled at!

So shameless!

When Tang Xiao got the new script book, she suddenly felt like she’d received Qiao Yijing’s deep evil intentions.

The original second female lead had three hundred scenes, her lines had more than a thousand words.

Right now, the second female lead had three hundred scenes but no lines.

The original second female lead’s movements had a lot of words, right now, it became four words.

-- sit on a wheelchair.

Qiao Yijing boldly and decisively cut the second female lead and made her into a mute.

Mute.

Non speaking mute.

And was paralysed.

Paralysed.

No walking.

When Qiao Yijing sent over the script book, he said it well.

When you act out this role, you don’t even need to walk.

Isn’t that awesome!

Awesome your foot.

Director Qiao is extremely petty!

But it did save her time and effort because she wouldn’t have to memorise any lines.

She looked at the script book for an afternoon, held it in for afternoon before not being able to control herself and logging into Spirit Road.

There weren’t a lot of people who were online.

There were a lot of greyed out profile pictures on the guild list.

When Tang Xiao went online, she searched around.

She wanted to flirt with Loli, but Loli wasn’t online.

She wanted to hug Su Muzhe’s thigh, but Su Muzhe wasn’t online.

She wanted to gossip with July, but July wasn’t online.

She wanted to complain to the GM but they were all busy.

Life!

Lonely like the snow.

She didn’t know what day it was today but there weren’t many people from Ranzhi or j.a.panese Rose online today.

She was so bored because even Yellow river flows wasn’t here.

Originally, she wanted to play with her guild mates, but they weren’t there.

If they weren’t there, she’d play with her enemies.

If they weren’t there, she’d play with the GMs.

If they weren’t there, she’d play with herself.

If she couldn’t bear to play with herself, then the people who would suffer would be the Buddhist temple’s citizens.

It’d been a long time since Tang Xiao had been at Hangzhou’s city gates.

It’d been a long time since she’d been there to be a rogue and flirt with female accounts.

The Buddhist temple’s citizens had experienced a long and peaceful period, almost forgetting about Tang Xiao completely.

Almost forgetting that they needed to dodge this synonym for danger.

So she crouched in the middle of the road.

One come, and she’d flirt with one.

If they gave no response, she’d kill them.

If they didn’t agree, she’d kill them.

No matter what they did, kill them.

A perverted atmosphere arose.

[Now] Tang poem: Just a single click and I’ll send you this dragon slayer sword, pretty girl, you want one?

The pretty girl ignored her.

[Now] Tang poem: Little pretty girl~ come play, ah~

The pretty girl ignored her again.

Tang poem tried again.

It’d been awhile since she’d been a rogue, she was losing her touch.

In the end, because she s.p.a.ced out for a moment, she accidentally hit up her enemy.

The only person that Tang Xiao bowed down to regarding to making trouble was -- Lightly falling rain.

This person could make one person’s vendetta into a huge revenge that could swallow up two guilds.

She really was good at making trouble, an absolute genius at blowing up people’s vendettas.

Tang Xiao had already tried her hardest to avoid Forbidden city’s people.

She was scared that this girl would suddenly go crazy and call people to beat her up.

But in the end, no matter how hard she dodged, she still couldn’t dodge her self righteousness.

[World] Tang poem: Ah~ are there any girls that are lonely and empty~ let’s get together~

[World] Lightly falling rain: Tang poem, are you disgusted or not. You just spend all of your time playing another gender’s character to flirt with girls?

Tang Xiao looked at her screen.

She was playing a female character, no?

Then she looked at her chest.

It’s female, that’s right.

So her gender was right, so where did this cross gender come from??

Where was she playing another gender??

[World] Tang poem: Lightly falling, ah~ it’s you again … but what the heck does it have to do with you?

[World] Lightly falling: I just can’t bear to see it, okay?

[Now] Tang poem: The heck does it have to do with me?

[Now] Lightly falling: ….

Those two “what the hecks” made Tang Xiao die all the way to the edge of the world;

Everything in this world could be split between two ways, the heck to do with you and the heck to do with me.

Her online friends were truly honest with her, but her online friends didn’t tell her that because of those two phrases, she’d incited another round of being chased to death.

Compared to those legendary players from Ranzhi and j.a.panese rose, the players from Forbidden city were really carefree.

One shout out and more than ten people came rus.h.i.+ng out.

[Now] Tang poem: No, girl, even if we’re about to fight, can you tell me why? How did I make you angry?

[Now] Lightly falling: Didn’t you just call me lightly falling just then? So why are you calling me girl now?

Tang Xiao was a bit confused.

What landmine did she step on?

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TL note:

TX had to double check her gender ….

Lightly falling rain - lightly = Xiao Xiao, TX calling her Xiao Xiao is a lot more intimate than just calling her ‘girl’ or ‘babe’.

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