Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 6.1

Chapter 6.1 - Love rivals meet, prison date

The girls of the Buddhist temple server had recently felt very carefree.

Because a certain cancer cut off his ***!

The cancer cut off his thing and married Su Muzhe!

After marrying Su Muzhe, he even got beaten up by both of the guilds.

So these girls temporarily had easy and carefree days, they didn’t have to be constantly teased and flirted with any more.

But really, the main reason was becauses Tang Xiao had been extremely busy these few days.

Busy dealing with other people.

When Tang Xiao saw those persistent men on the screen, she vaguely felt her cheeks hurt.

Su Muzhe was popular on the Buddhist temple server, that, she knew.

She knew just from when all of those legendary players lined up to attend their wedding, the server had never been so populated and lively before.

But never in a million years did she think that her love rivals were so numerous.

Pretty much every time she went off into the wild, she’d be surrounded by a group of people.

So she’d have to beat them up to deal with them and after dealing with them, be sent off to prison.

In Spirit Road, once your crime points acc.u.mulate to a certain point, you get sent to prison.

Tang Xiao was already quite familiar with this place called prison.

Every few months, she’d be sent here a few times and after a few more times, she recognised other frequent offenders too.

[Now] Powerful hotpot: Ah? Little poem, how did you get back in here?

[Now] Tang poem: … Too many love rivals. I chopped and chopped and then found myself being sent back here. Why did you get sent back here?

[Now] Powerful hotpot: I fell in love with someone and gave him two options: He could either change genders to marry me or I’ll change my gender to marry him. In the end, he didn’t choose either so I killed him.

[Now] Tang poem: ….. Who did you fall in love with?

[Now]  Powerful hotpot: Oh, no one really, just your wife’s fellow guild member, Olden day dawn.

[Now]  Tang poem: ……..

Tang Xiao could feel her gossip loving heart start burning up, she could finally understand the feelings of the citizens of the Buddhist temple when she was forced into marriage!

It really was too, too, too … too pa.s.sionate.

[Now]  Tang poem: Hero! Why do you want to be gay with him?

[Now]  Powerful hotpot: Can I ask why you were so stubborn about proposing to Su Muzhe?

[Now]  Tang poem: Our circ.u.mstances are different. Before the marriage, I felt like disgusting her to death was fine. But after the marriage, I felt like if I wasn’t disgusted to death, I’m just lucky to be alive.

[Now]  Powerful hotpot: Su Muzhe can’t be that bad. She’s quite popular too.

How could Tang Xiao let go of an opportunity to smack talk Su Muzhe?!

[Now]  Tang poem: You can’t judge a person by their face! Look at a mango, you can imagine how the outside is yellow and how the inside is even more yellow right? Then look at me. Even though I look like a hoodlum from the outside, my insides are pure and innocent. There’s a little princess inside of me!

[Now]  Tang poem: On the contrary, Su Muzhe, don’t think that she looks decent from the outside, there’s actual a demon inside of her! A demon!

[Now] Su Muzhe: ….. What did you just say?

What is an awkward affair? It’s when you talk bad behind someone’s back and they actually hear it.

What’s the most awkward affair? That’s when the other party heard it, beats you up and you can’t win so you can only just get beaten up.

This suddenly appearing Su Muzhe, frightened Tang Xiao to the point where she nearly pulled out her plug.

Su Muzhe really left a dark mark on her.

She had always thought that she could win over Su Muzhe so never in a million years did she think that she could only be beaten up.

Later on, she always thought that she could disgust Su Muzhe to death, but who knew that she would be disgusted instead.

She was constantly being hit in the face, her face hurts ah.

[Now]  Tang poem: F*ck, wait, how did you get in too?

Su Muzhe didn’t reply but quickly, Tang Xiao knew why.

[World] Ah, soft: Su Muzhe! I like you so much! Why won’t you be together with me!

[World] This emperor: It’s been so quiet for so long, I didn’t think that it’d continue. Good, hero! I’ll wait for you to continue!

Su Muzhe had a group of groupies and the most persistent was this kid.

Before, they had kept bothering and chasing Tang Xiao, asking why she left the marriage.

She got so annoyed that she killed him in a single strike, which sent her to prison.

And Su Muzhe, had also been annoyed to death by Ah, soft.

After killing him a few times, he was also sent to prison to face Tang Xiao.

There were three people in the prison, two male accounts, one female account.

They sat in a triangle and started to gossip.

[Now] Su Muzhe: I feel like you have a need to explain what you just said.

Su Muzhe’s username was so red that it was bleeding blood so seeing this, Tang Xiao suddenly felt a bit cowardly.

In her whole life of playing games, she had only ever felt cowardly and scared in front of him.

Once scared, Tang Xiao started to fake amnesia.

[Now] Tang poem: En? What did I just sat? Hotpot, did you see me say anything?

[Now]  Powerful hotpot: I saw it, you said Su Muzhe’s heart lived a demon.

[Now]  Tang poem: … wait, what about love? What about being an angel for the rest of our lives? Why do I feel like I’m still an angel yet you’ve become roasted chicken wings?

[Now]  Powerful hotpot: I can’t win against Su Muzhe. Compared to angels, at least roasted chicken wings are still on Earth, angels are already up in the heavens.

Tang Xiao finally knew what it meant by “when faced with imminent danger, every man for themselves”.

There’s a small zone in prison which allows for PK and Tang Xiao had pretty much been roared into being dragged over.

She tragically looked at Su Muzhe start ma.s.sacre mode.

She didn’t even struggle before falling to the ground.

Su Muzhe seemed to be in a good mood and sat, with his b.u.t.t on her head.

Tang Xiao suddenly like her whole person had been humiliated and disgraced.

Okay, so you beat me up, then beat me up, how could you humiliate me like this?

Okay, so you can use money to humiliate me, that’s fine!

But you … you actually used this method to humiliate me!

[Now]  Tang poem: There’s a pile of p.o.o.p on my head, I feel like I’m a Calabash Brother!

[Now]  Powerful hotpot: With a pile of p.o.o.p on your head, you’re not a Calabash Brother but a dung beetle.

Powerful hotpot had probably been infected by Tang Xiao’s cheapness, so in one accidental moment, actually offended two people.

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TL note:

Yellow mango - yellow in Chinese also means perverted

Getting hit in the face - her pride’s being bruised

Calabash brothers - Chinese cartoon, picture for reference

Tang Xiao’s okay if you use money to humiliate her,  me too. Yay for some late night WNSYM.

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