Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 20.2

Chapter 20.2 - Girl, this is fate

Mu Cheng was like as if he’d seen this a lot.

He politely nodded his head and an over to take care of the dumb husky.

“Aye, aye, aye, it still has to have an IV drip for a while, I’ll come chat with you~”

“Doctor Xiao! Please be a bit more reserved!”

Tang Xiao couldn’t take it anymore.

She suddenly realised how Xiao Lin felt when she saw Tang Xiao be lovestruck.

Xiao Zhe’s face was questioning, what was up with her?

The dumb husky couldn’t calm down and after it had the IV drip in, wasn’t quieting down at all.

He kept pawing endlessly around.

Tang Xiao persuaded him solemnly, “Su Muzhe, you can’t be like this. Don’t even think about, you have gastritis, and you still want to eat simmer fried pork? Don’t joke around, that’s for me to eat! You’re just a dog! Eat dog food!”

Dumb husky unhappily barked.

“Lose weight? I’m eating simmer fried pork and losing weight at the same time, what about it! Anyway, you can’t eat for 24 hours, not even dog food.”

Dumb husky was even more pitiful.

“Aiyo, d.a.m.n, are you an eighth ranked dog-language speaker? You really understand what it's saying?”

Xiao Zhe heard this and was shocked.

He’d seen of people teaching pets, but not like this.

“Don’t understand.”

“Then how are you communicating?”

“Sixth sense? You know, us women, have a really strong sixth sense, especially in that area.”

Tang Xiao’s face was proud.

Mu Cheng: …… Why did that phrase feel familiar.

Xiao Zhe’s face was admiring. “You’re the doggy’s master, right, come with me to grab the medicine.”

Xiao Zhe took Tang Xiao to his office and prescribed some medicine.

When he turned around to look at his screen, he was about to explode.

“F***! I died again?!”

Tang Xiao: “?????”

“It’s nothing, just a game.” Xiao Zhe grabbed his mouth and quickly hit a few keys on his keyboard.

For some reason, Tang Xiao felt his movements were quite familiar so she casually asked.

“What game are you playing?”

Xiao Zhe didn’t even lift up his head as he replied, “Spirit Road, ah, girl, do you want me to lead you into this game? Aiyo, f***, I was just about to say, why was that guy in front so familiar? He’s Mu Cheng, ah. His face is on the game screen everyday. But the real thing is d.a.m.n handsome! So much more handsome than his photos.”

Tang Xiao secretly approved of his taste.

“What a coincidence! I play too, I’m at the Buddhist temple server, which server are you?”

“F***! Girl! Fate! I’m on that server too!”

Tang Xiao leaned over to look at his screen.

On the screen was a soldier with a s.h.i.+eld on his back, his hand holding an alchemist's’ weapon.

Thinking of all the soldiers who wanted to be an alchemist, in the whole Buddhist temple server, there was only one.

And what a coincidence, he also had a huge revenge and grudge against Tang poem.

Seeing his ID, it was -- Yellow river enters the sea.

In an instant, Tang Xiao wanted to jump up and swear.

Fate!

This is d.a.m.n fate!

Too much of a coincidence to be a coincidence.

This was the symbol of a cliched drama!

“Girl, what’s your ID, I’ll add you as a friend.”

Thinking about how her family’s doggy’s life was still in his hands, Tang Xiao felt like it was better for her to not tell him that she was Tang poem.

“Your name’s easy to remember. When I get home, I’ll add you.”

Tang Xiao actually wanted to say, add what freaking friend!

Big brother!

If you open up your list of enemies, the number one name would be me!

Number one by far!

“It’s not just me, but girl, if you don’t have a guild, come to mine. I could be considered to be a famous person in our server, you don’t know how many girls are chasing after me.”

Tang Xiao followed suit, “I have a lot of people chasing after me on the server too, so many that I can’t count them all.”

En!

Chasing to kill is also a form of chasing, yup, that’s right.

Afraid that Xiao Zhe would continue to ask for her ID, she quickly changed the topic.

“How did you die?”

“Have you heard of that crazy transgender couple on our server?”

Tang Xiao very cooperatively  nodded her head.

“F***! I just knew, in the future, if you see that idiot Tang poem, you have to run away a thousand miles! As long as its female, no matter if it’s an animal or what, no matter the species, as long as its female, he’ll flirt with them!

No matter if you’re engaged, or married or divorced, even!. If you’re playing a male ID, then congratulations, you’ll definitely be chased and killed to the end of the world.”

Xiao Zhe’s face was indignant and furious, and in that indignant fury, there was a bit of gloominess.

Tang Xiao heard “that idiot Tang poem” and her eyes instantly narrowed.

After the dumb husky got better, she’d definitely hatefully “take care of” this Yellow river flows.

“Right now, the person who’s chasing after you is Tang poem?”

“Don’t speak any more. This is a tragic story. Have you heard of that saying, you didn’t kill Po Le but Po Le died because of you.”

Tang Xiao expressionlessly interrupted.

“Wait, before you speak of this story, let me correct you. The ancient saying is, you didn’t kill Po ren, but Po Ren died because of you.”

“Oh, oh, oh, sorry, I just came back from outside of the country. Who’s Po Le?”

“He died later than Po Ren. You can continue reminiscing your story.”

Once he spoke about this, Xiao Zhe’s emotions kept changing.

His tears were about to flow to the sea as this incomparably strange story slowly unravelled.

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TL note:

Yellow River enters the sea - familiar? It's the guy who had his wife flirted with by TX and then TX chased and killed him a lot. TX’s first experience with meeting someone she knows online in real life.

Tang Xiao’s the type of person to keep a straight face and speak nonsense.

Leave a comment and to marvel at the depth of Xiao Zhe’s hatred towards Tang Xiao (TX hopping on Mu Cheng’s bed is the second half of the next chapter soz) xx

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