Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 29.2

Chapter 29.2 - Attending Wind blows pants’ wedding 3

TN note: the Great Compa.s.sion Mantra is a Buddhist sutra so when sung, it’s like people chanting and speaking in tongues. Keep this in mind.

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Xiao Lin suddenly felt like Tang Xiao was really pitiful, to get shot even lying down like that.

“Maybe my … boss …. Also has a split personality?” She really couldn’t keep track of her lies!!

She was about to get caught!!

Xiao Lin gripped her phone.

Whoever called her right now, would be her saviour!

Even if it’s calling to tell her to repay a debt, that’s okay too.

This emperor palmed his forehead, “Let me think, how do I reply to that?”

“Xiao Lin, you can go check up on Tang Xiao, she’s been gone for a while.” Mu Cheng spoke at just the right time to help her out.

XIao Lin was like as if she’d been pardoned from a death sentence.

Mu Cheng then added, “Go to her room to find her. She’s probably back at her room.”

When Xiao Lin went back to their room, she indeed saw Tang Xiao hugging the toilet with a face of total regret.

Other people would hug the toilet and sing sad songs, or some other distinctive styled songs.

Or at least, there’d be non-mainstream songs like “you finally became someone else’s mistress”, a dirty song.

But Tang Xiao didn’t.

She didn’t sing a sad song or a non-mainstream song.

When Xiao Lin pushed open the door, she heard Tang Xiao singing the Great Compa.s.sion Mantra.

Xiao Lin froze on the spot, f****!

You’re the most flashy!

If she didn’t know, she’d think that Buddha was delivering all creatures from suffering from the bathroom.

“F***, what are you doing?” When had Xiao Lin ever seen Tang Xiao look like she was about to become an immortal?

She could even slightly feel as if even the toilet that Tang Xiao was hugging gave off some faint Buddhist light.

“I feel like I’ve committed too many sins, I need to atone for them. I need to transcend myself.” Tang Xiao spoke seriously, her phone was still playing ‘The Great Compa.s.sion Mantra’.

The atmosphere was weird.

Xiao Lin suddenly didn’t know how to comfort her.

“Actually, I think this is a good thing! Weren’t you always talking about how you liked Mu Cheng? Now, he’s your husband online! You should cherish the opportunity to make it happen in real life too!”

Once she spoke to there, Tang Xiao was in even more despair.

She even continued to sing along a few phrases of the Great Compa.s.sion Mantra, with a bit of a sobbing tone.

“Cheris.h.i.+ng this opportunity wouldn’t make it happen in real life, it’d only make more hatred. I haven’t even gotten him to feel any good feelings for him so once this is exposed, he’d definitely kill me.”

“Don’t worry, there’s always Chief Ning.”

“Right, there’s Chief Ning.” Tang Xiao was even more despondent, turning up the volume of the Great Compa.s.sion Mantra.

“Chief Ning wants to kill me too. Let them fight and then whoever wins can kill me.”

She looked tearily at the toilet, deeply emotional, “Go, just say that I’ve fainted in the toilet.”

“Then you’d definitely get in the headlines. In a certain hotel, an actress was found unconscious on a toilet. Was it a crime of pa.s.sion, murder or suicide? Was it a moral degenerate, lack of humanity or some exchange that can’t be spoken about?”

Tang Xiao: ……

From the left over $300, she pulled out $100 to put back into her own pocket.

Xiao Lin suddenly realised that she spoke wrongly.

She copied Tang Xiao’s teary eyes as she looked at the $200 in her hands.

“I helped you lie for so long and you only gave me $200?”

“Now you know how much pain I’m in. So, I can only find someone to accompany me in misery.”

Xiao Lin: Your mom.

She still had to go down after all.

When Tang Xiao left, her face went from teary to ●—●.

When she returned to her seat, Wind blows pants and j.a.panese Rose all seemed extremely moved.

“Right, the sound guys wanted me to ask you, what song do you want to sing?” Wind blows pants was excited as he looked at Tang Xiao.

This girl was even prettier than her photos.

Tang Xiao was confused for a moment, subconsciously blurting out, “Great Compa.s.sion Mantra?”

Wind blows pants froze, “What?”

Xiao Lin pinched Tang Xiao’s hand, “This is a great day!”

So don’t decide to deliver all creatures from suffering today!

Let Buddha have a rest!

“Otherwise, I might actually be able to live for another five hundred years?”

Wind blows pants: ….

Xiao Lin: ….

Tang Xiao: “Wrong, wrong, wrong, it was all my fault?”

Wind blows pants: ….. Are you sure you’re not here to break up my wedding?

As her a.s.sistant, at this time, Xiao Lin had to quickly be Tang Xiao’s common sense.

“How about ~ you and Mu Cheng sing together, that ‘wifey’ song?” Xiao Lin suggested.

“I can only sing one word, wife.” Tang Xiao was very honest.

“How about Spirit Road’s theme song?” Mu Cheng asked.

Tang Xiao nodded.

Wind blows pants turned around to head towards the sound people.

Tang Xiao sat down again and didn’t dare to look at Mu Cheng.

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TL note:

I can't even imagine TX hugging a toilet and singing a Buddhist mantra omg.

There’s lots of versions of the Great Compa.s.sion Mantra and it’s quite popular in central Eastern Asia. Here’s one version:

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