Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 36.1

Chapter 36.1 - The experience of living next door

Not having soundproof walls was something that gave her a headache.

Especially because Mu Cheng spent a lot of time and effort to make every room have its own balcony.

For the sake of trying out the soundproof nature of the walls, at night, Tang Xiao picked an especially quiet time to yell out, “The emperor is stronger than the local tiger!”

There was no reply from the other side.

Tang Xiao continued to scream from the top of her lungs, “The emperor! Cough, cough, cough … is stronger than the local tiger!”

Su Muzhe in game replied, “The paG.o.da presses down on the river demon.”

[Private] You to Su Muzhe: F***, you really heard me?

[Private] Su Muzhe to you: There’s only a wall between our two rooms.

[Private] You to Su Muzhe: My voice when I’m swearing at people is actually that loud? G.o.d! How angry am I normally?! Look! See how much stuff you’ve done to me to make me angry.

Mu Cheng didn’t speak.

A spell flew over and evenly fell in front of her.

[System] Su Muzhe began ma.s.sacre mode.

These few words to Tang Xiao, were like a bomb!

She quickly started to run away.

[Now] Su Muzhe: Little Tang poem, even if you escape the monk, you won’t escape from the temple.

Tang Xiao froze, that was a threat!

Mu Cheng was actually threatening her!!!

From the moment she found out that her male idol was the enemy guild’s G.o.ddess, Mu Cheng’s warm and gentle facade in her heart was completely destroyed.

[Now] Tang poem: Come! Come to my room then! Let’s mutually harm each other!

[Now] Su Muzhe: …..

[Now] Parting song: …. I didn’t see anything, I won’t say anything.

[Now] Tang poem: ……

Parting song was a very good pa.s.serby as he very concentratedly walked forward and continued to walk past between the two of them.

Not too long later, a trumpet that was an announcement to the world floated past.

[Small trumpet] Parting song: Don’t kill anyone!!

Tang Xiao: ….

Mu Cheng: ….

Tang Xiao was weak.

Every time it reached this point, Parting song would somehow be able to b.u.mp into them.

She didn’t even bother to struggle anymore, she just honestly let Su Muzhe chop her.

[Now] Millions of lolis: F***, when I saw the little trumpet, I ran to see you guys. So early in the morning and you’re doing such vigorous exercise, please restrain yourselves!

After she finished, she ran forward to chop Tang poem once too.

It was hard enough for her to get a chance to torture Tang poem, so how could she not?

[Now] Tang poem: F****! Loli! Daring to hit your daddy!

Tang Xiao clicked ‘revive’ and rolled up her sleeves, ready to chase Loli.

She couldn’t beat up Su Muzhe, but she could definitely beat up a level 69 support nurse.

[Now] Su Muzhe: She’s getting c.o.c.ky.

[Now] Millions of lolis: …..

Tang Xiao: …..

Mu Cheng’s jokes were so cold.

Tang Xiao shuddered to get rid of the ice on her body.

[Now] Millions of lolis: You could’ve just killed me once, but you killed me twice!!

[Now] Tang poem: Because you’re a pervert.

This way, Loli was instantly unhappy.

Tang poem actually dared to say she was a pervert!!

They were clearly the same, 500g vs 400g!!!

[Now] Millions of lolis: How am I a pervert! What about vigorous exercise! Isn't chopping people a form of vigorous exercise! What are you thinking of! You’re a pervert! You actually want to sleep with Su Muzhe!

Tang poem: …..

Stop repeating and emphasising that she wants to sleep with Mu Cheng!

She remembers!

Mu Cheng also remembers!!!

[Now] Millions of lolis: Okay, no more fighting. I didn’t have a chance to ask before but is Su Muzhe really … that person? F***, it’s not a fake, right!

[Now] Su Muzhe: ….

Tang Xiao saw this and was satisfied.

It wasn’t just her that suspected that.

[Now] Tang poem: He is. Previously, I wanted to ask, Su Muzhe, do you have something you can’t tell us! The gap is too much. The warm, gentle, elegant and restrained male idol is actually a two faced tsundere in game.

[Now] Millions of lolis: For example, split personality or something …

[Now] Su Muzhe: ….

[Now] Millions of lolis: It feels like I’ve just discovered that my male idol also p.o.o.ps~

[Now] Su Muzhe: ….

Mu Cheng used reality to prove that not only does he eat and p.o.o.p, he also beats people up.

For the whole afternoon, Loli and Tang poem ran from east to west.

When Loli went offline, she was still howling.

[Now] Millions of lolis: You wait! Afterwards, I’ll reveal your true face to the magazines! I’m going to say you killed someone! Are you scared or not! Scared or not!

[Now] Su Muzhe: …..

Tang Xiao couldn’t take it anymore.

Without waiting for Su Muzhe to hit her, she crawled up from the ground and personally sent Loli up to the heavens.

How had she played with this r*tard for so long!

So embarra.s.sing!

[Now] Millions of lolis: !!! I will take revenge!!

Tang Xiao: My heart is still, I even want to laugh.

There was one good thing about living next door though, that is, when you want to call them over, it’s easy.

When it came to Thursday, there was an update for a new mission.

Players could use their guilds as their companies to enter a quest.

The quest had nine levels and they had to finish each level to go to the next one.

Apparently, after the ninth level, there would be a mysterious big prize.

Ranzhi guild went to go a few times but in the end, they got to the third level before dying.

j.a.panese rose couldn’t even get past the first level.

Every time, under Wind blows pants’ leaders.h.i.+p, they went towards group destruction without any suspense.

Sometimes, they couldn’t even touch the first level boss before slaughtered.

The two guilds then met up and thought, maybe they could work together.

First Ranzhi would lead the team and then change to j.a.panese rose.

[Party] This emperor: Where’s boss Su? If he isn’t here, we can’t get past.

Tang Xiao rolled up her sleeves, the good thing about living next door!

[Party] Tang poem: Wait, I’ll go call Su Muzhe.

The whole party was shocked.

This was too fast!

They were already living together!

[Party] Millions of lolis: Is tomorrow they day she gives birth?

[Party] July: Is the day after that the children go to university?

[Party] This emperor: Is the day after that, the day that their children go on matchmaking dates?

[Party] Powerful hotpot: The national flower is so bright, so red.

[Party] Tang poem: ….

Su Muzhe hadn’t come online but Tang Xiao had already beat them all up once.

She used her fists to tell them, why the flower was so red. Why it was so bright.

Qiao Yijing’s film was about to be filmed so most of Mu Cheng’s time was spent on understanding the character he was playing.

Normally, when they played games, he’d either just accompany her to look at the scenery or beat her up once or twice, before going offline.

She knocked on Mu Cheng’s door.

Mu Cheng answered in casual wear, his nose bridge had a pair of gla.s.ses too.

His whole body gave off a clean and gentle air.

When he saw Tang Xiao, his eyes filled with laughter.

“First, come in.” Mu Cheng said.

“No, no, no, I’m just here to …” Her eyes slightly averted and saw Su Bai sitting in the living room.

The two people met each other’s eyes and both slightly foze.

Tang Xiao’s words stopped at her mouth before immediately changing to, “I just came to sit at your place!”

Mu Cheng didn’t expose her and let her in.

The living room’s atmosphere immediately turned strange.

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TL note:

The emperor is stronger than the local tiger! - famous dialogue from an old Chinese movie where some bandits are using code words to ask each other about stuff, basically means what the translation is, that no matter how powerful you are in your own homeground, the emperor is all mighty.

Parting song’s ‘don’t kill anyone’ = don’t play around so hard that one of them dies.

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