Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 41.5

Chapter 41.5 - Pink, pink, pink 2

There were no survivors on the map.

The nine tailed fox had also swiped out a few people who had come to rescue them too.

Before, for the sake of an easier battle, they picked the revival point to be back at the battle scene.

But now, every time they got revived, they were instantly killed on the spot again.

Ranzhi and j.a.panese Rose had faces full of tears.

This was really a mutual ma.s.sacre.

They not only tortured the other side but themselves too.

[Now] This emperor: For the sake of destroying Forbidden top, you really hardened yourself up to do this huh.

[Now] Tang poem: Would you rather Forbidden top, that bunch of old guys, come torture you to the point where your chrysanthemum flowers all bloomed or would you rather be killed by the nine tailed fox until you can’t even get up?

[Now] This emperor: Has my life really come down to choosing either becoming gay or doing b.e.s.t.i.a.lity?

Forbidden top: …….

[Now] Tang poem: You’re wrong, your life has come down to dying or dying! Two choices.

The nine tailed fox didn't’ leave so the three guilds had no way of continuing their fight.

So they all teleported back to the main city.

[World] Linglong: From now on, Forbidden top will become enemies with Ranzhi and j.a.panese rose. When we see these two guilds, we will kill without mercy.

After she finished speaking, the whole world was in a frenzy.

Forbidden top was the first to actually declare war on the two top guilds at the same time.

And to issue an invitation for battle.

[World] Millions of lolis: Aiyo, this is the first time I’ve seen someone issue an invitation of battle to us.

[World] Olden day dawn: Ranzhi, those who see anyone from Forbidden top, kill them. The more you kill them, the more prizes you’ll get.

[World] Powerful hotpot: Do you want to get equipment without spending a single cent? Do you want to experience tormenting a legendary player? Do you want to try the stimulating experience of getting your equipment destroyed at any minute? Don’t hesitate. Our aim is to explosively destroy their equipment.

[World] Wind blows pants: Did you hear that! What are you waiting for, let’s go do some fighting!

[World] Fighting: Annoying, you’re /doing/ me again~

[World] Wind blows pants: …….

Even though Forbidden top had gotten a lot of high levelled accounts on their side, if j.a.panese rose thought they were ranked 2nd in terms of fighting, no one would dare consider themselves as ranked 1st.

That night, the three guilds were fighting at the Yellow Springs.

Forbidden top had asked for a lot of other high levelled accounts to come and they all had their sights set on Tang poem.

Especially this one archer who spent the whole time with their bow pointed at her.

Tang Xiao controlled her character to dodge and evade.

She ran and ducked to wherever there were crowds of people, so whenever people gathered around, everyone would suffer damage.

She ran over with splattered blood on her, hoping for Loli to heal her a bit.

[Party] July: Little Tang poem, be careful of the archer.

Just as she finished speaking, Tang poem got shot out.

The big chested, long legged female enchantress was shot out of the Yellow Springs, free falling down 3000 miles.

She spun with her eyes closed and fell into the misty depths.

Tang Xiao was a bit stunned.

She found out, little Tang poem had disappeared!

Dis-a-ppeared!

In game, no matter how you spun and fell, the character would still stay on your screen.

But this time, Tang Xiao had waited for half a day, but all she could see in the screen was her own reflection.

[Party] July: Little Tang poem, can you come up?

[Party] Tang poem: If I say it, you might not believe me …

[Party] July: Did you lag in some weird place again?

[Party] Tang poem: No …. I disappeared.

She’d prefer that she froze in some sort of weird place.

But now, her whole character had disappeared.

July saw that line of dialogue and was a bit shocked.

[Party] July: What do you mean.

[Party] Tang poem: My screen’s still stopped at where I got shot out but my character fell down.

[Party] July: …..

The fighting crowds all stopped and came to gather around.

Tang Xiao could see them on her screen but she still couldn’t see herself.  

[Party] July: Wait a moment, I’ll let the archer shoot me too and maybe I’ll get shot to where you are.

July had only run over for a few steps before instantly getting killed.

[Party] Millions of lolis: … Maybe I should go.

Loli found the archer, swore at them a few times before instantly speeding towards this side.

Tang poem had showed her the position where she died so Loli was waiting for her flying death down 3000 miles.

She waited for a long time but it didn’t come.

On screen, Su Muzhe in all white was especially bright in a crowd of colourful clothes.

Mu Cheng came online and saw the guild battle so he rushed over and on the way, killed an archer.

He clicked on the couples’ skill but when he teleported, he couldn’t see little Tang poem.

[Party] Tang poem: Wife! You’ve come!

[Party] Su Muzhe: Where are you?

[Party] Tang poem: I’m here! In your heart!

[Party] Su Muzhe: …..

[Party] Everyone: …….

Then she explained to Mu Cheng again.

[Party] July: When you said you disappeared, I got so scared that my little ‘ding’ fell off.

[Party] Millions of lolis: Ah, your little ‘ding’ can fall of? Normally I tuck it into my socks along with my underwear.

Seeing the conversation skew more and more off topic, This emperor quickly tried to steer it back.

[Party] This emperor: Boss Su’s really been doting on little Tang poem recently!

This conversation steering failed.

The conversation regarding little ‘ding’s’ continued.

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TL note:

You’re /doing/ me again - In chinese, fighting can be called ‘gan jia’ where gan = do and jia = fight. So you’re “doing fighting”. Gan can also mean to “do” someone.

Mu Cheng got revenge for TX by killing the archer *heart eyes*.

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