Kuishinbo Elf Chapter 44

Here’s a chapter. Now that I have a bit more time than before, I’ll try to have a chapter every 3-4 days. Pretty much 2 chapters per week. Anyways, enjoy the chapter and tell me any mistakes that I made.

44th Meal Let's Play Today!

Rioto's men dish cooking training plan had ended in a failure and I was depressed, but the day won't wait for me.

Come on! It is fine weather today too!

Lets renew my mood and haul up marine products!

I am doing stretches to prepare to enter the sea, but … For some reason I keep on cry out "f.u.kyun, f.u.kyun." I haven't been caring about it till now, but what is this "f.u.kyun?"

…… Umu, I don't understand! Maybe even G.o.d don't understand! Therefore G.o.d, I'll stop thinking! !

f.u.kyun …… this won't do, won't do. If I use up too much stamina for the stretches, I won't be able to enter the sea.

I have to calm down here …… Be cool! Be cool! ! (T.N. Be cool said in English.) Kuu! This isn't good, "Cool" seems to becoming "Hot"… ! (T.N. Cool and Hot said in English.)

As expected, the magic of the sea isn't something to look down on. The vastness and the magnitude of the sea have something that liberates the people. It is obvious when you look at the children playing in the sea, Al-ossan-sensei who's drinking beer in the morning, and Ganzurok that is accompanying him.

I raised my voice and said, "Don't go into the sea after drinking!"

Alright, the stretches should be enough now. I'll go hunt down the marine products right now … !

I was heading into the tent to change into the diver suit, but that was stopped by an unexpected person.

"… Wait, El. Won't you play with us today?"

It was Hulitia who had changed into a swimsuit inside the tent. As usual, it is a white one piece on top of brown skin. Such a girl is crouching and is asking me while looking up.

Offu …… asking me with the look of a puppy isn't something that I can refuse!

“f.u.kyun, I understand. I can't refuse it if it is Hi-chan's request.”

"… Thank you, El. Let's play a lot and make a lot of memories."

To her words, I realized how stupid I was. Even though I came to the sea to play with everyone, why was I hunting alone. Making memories should be the top priority, but I had prioritize eating instead.

I started to feel ashamed by my selfish behavior Of course, there was the feeling of wanting everyone to eat delicious food, but technically speaking … I can do that any time.

This may be the first and last time where the whole cla.s.s camp together. Therefore, shouldn't it had been my top priority to make memories with everyone?

"Un, let's make lots of memories with everyone …… Hi-chan."

When I said that, Hulitia smiled happily. The price of a smile from Hulitia is priceless. This is because her smile isn't something that is commonly shown to others.

Without hesitation, I hugged Hulitia. She also gently hugged me.

From the warmth and fragrance of Hulitia, my heart melted and I was feeling a bit tearful. When I think about it, Hulitia had took care of me in various ways. In a sense of returning a favor, I will do my best to follow her intention.  

Fuoooooooo… … Friends.h.i.+p Powers! Charging is completed! Now, I'll changed into the extremely embarra.s.sing swimsuit that was chosen by Eleanor-san! Hi-chan! I will now go into the jaw of death. (Tragic Determination)

Gosogoso … ….

“How is it ……” (white eyes)

"… Un, it looks good on you, El."

My swimsuit is a one piece with frills. The color is pink, the same color as Peachy-sensei. On my chest, there is a pink ribbon that is slightly darker. Cute. However, to me, who is a former man, this is a large damage that brings me close to death.

For now, I clenched my teeth and endured it. Even with a fatal damage like this, it'll be fine after I endure it once.

There may be a scene where I would receive more mental damage after this! ? What am I doing to be near death like this. Do your best, me!

"…… Let's go show it to everyone else. They will surely say that it suits you."

“Gaha. “(Vomits blood)

This can't be! Even showing it to her, I received a large damage, I would be insta-killed if I were to be seen by everyone in the cla.s.s.

Why must G.o.d give me such a trial? I want to curse the G.o.d that gave me this evil trial.

In the end, my swimsuit appearance was shown to everyone. Now that it is like this, there is no other path for me, but to get serious. Let me show you …… My horrible death! (Tragic determination)

"How is it! ? Gofu! (Vomiting blood). Today, I've put on a pretty (word of death) swimsuit to play with everyone! (White eye convulsions)"

Seeing me wear the pink swimsuit, everyone showed a surprised expression. I was prepared, but I feel like the mental damage that I've taken have past the limit and is being shown. It is the so-called overkill.

“Oh ~, doesn't it look good on you, El.”

"Hoo~ you can wear a swimsuit like a girl too! It looks nice!"

"Yeah, it looks really good on you, Eltina."

Rioto, Ganzurok, Folbert, my party members have told me that the swimsuit suited me. From their words, it made me realize that it is okay even if I wear this.

Apparently, it seemed to be that I was the only one who was ashamed. Umu, it was a meaningless thing to worry about this and that about female clothes. However… … it is embarra.s.sing when it is embarra.s.sing.

"Ah, El! So you brought such a swimsuit! Ahhhhh! I didn't bring my 'Flash Draw Machine'! d.a.m.n it! If I sell the pictures, I would make a nice amount of pocket money!"

It was Danan who said that while holding his head in agony.

Danan, you were going to expose me?

First of all, is there even a demand? I don't understand.

By the way, a "Flash Draw Machine" is a camera. It is an excellent magic tool that can take pictures like a camera. Although it is very convenient, it isn't at a price where normal citizens can easily purchase one. Because of that, photographers in this world make a lot of profit.

"Ara, Eltina-san. That swimsuit suits you. It is at least far better than the diversuit yesterday."

Silver drill-sama praised my swimsuit figure. It is a seven years old that is wearing a purple bikini, a promising young girl. Where does her confidence and courage come from? I want you to share half of your overflowing confidence and courage with me.

While I was staring at the silver dill-sama's wrinkless bikini, Edward came over while wearing a swimsuit.

With that girly face and delicate body, he is a dangerous person where someone may misunderstand him as a pretty girl whose upper body is naked. If you put Edward in bikini, it might be interesting. (Dark smile)

It is him, but today he doesn’t seem to be energetic. He is showing a smile that he usually shows in the cla.s.sroom. Apparently, it seems to be okay today.

"It seems to be okay today, Ed. You can do anything if you're energetic."

Bas.h.i.+bas.h.i.+(pechipechi)* And I slapped Edward's back to inject him with energy.

After that, Edward showed a wry smile while scratching his cheek with a poripori*

"Haha … … I can't beat you. That swimsuit suits you well, El."

After Edward told me, with a smooth motion, he caught me into a cheek rubbing.

What an evil act! ?  I'm foolish to even let my guard down of a second! However, there was another person who appeared to do a follow up attack to finish me!

"Ehehe, I'm the matching with El-chan! I'm happy!"

It is Linda that is wearing a pink colored school swimsuit. Using the excuse of wearing the same pink colored swimsuit, she rubbed her cheeks against mine using this opportunity.

What an unforgivable act! Even if G.o.d forgives you, this heart with overflowing justice, I will not forgive it!

However, even now all I can do is cry "f.u.kyun, f.u.kyun." G.o.d d.a.m.n.

“There ~!”

A pure white ball is being thrown into the vast ocean. The ball is being played by the waves and spinning around.

"Uooooo! This time … obafuu."

"Ehen, you're still too naive!"

What we're doing is playing a game that is played in the sea called "Sea Ball." After throwing a basketball-sized ball into the sea, we complete to see who can get the ball and return to the beach.

It is an extremely simple game with a win/lose condition, but the scary part is that the basic rule of "Sea Ball" isn't applied. It is a harsh compet.i.tion made in the premise of the use of magic for movement and disturbance. Therefore, it is very hard to win with just physical abilities alone.

“Goal~!”

"Uooo! It is Linda again! ?"

The one who had returned to the beach while holding the white ball is Linda, the girl wearing the pink school swimsuit.

She use a strategy where she viciously and like a cat, jump onto the the back of Rioto who was swimming in the sea. Using that back, she jump to the ball and grab it in one go. Then, while holding the ball, she blast Basic Wind Attack Magic, 「Wind Ball」at the sea in a close distance. Using the force of the impact, she return back to the beach in a moment's time.

By using this strategy, the top ranking of "Sea Ball" is currently Linda. Actually, her physical abilities is something close to Rioto, a beastkin. Furthermore, she have talent in magic so she is a high spec existence. Regrettably, she have a weak mentality.

“Ehehe …… V !”

The bashful Linda is showing a peace sign and is expressing joy.

It is a posing that is well suited for young girls.

Even though Linda is rejoicing, for the losers it isn't a situation where we can be laughing. The fatigue of the winner and losers in "Sea Ball" can't be compare. The winner that is in high tension doesn’t feel the tiredness much, but for the losers, the fatigue is rapidly a.s.saulting them. In fact, for Rioto who was used as a stepping stone is floating on the sea while revealing the whites of his eyes because of the fatigue and frustration.  

And following Linda in the second place is surprisingly, Gurysine. She is using a violent strategy of using her large body and roll on the sea. However, it worked. She destroyed the waves that were trying to swallow her and succeeded in rolling on the sea. Gurysine should apologize to the waves.

I tried to copy her, but I instantly sunk to the bottom of the sea and was filled with deep sorrow. The only one that was comforting me that was in deep sorrow was the red starfish-san that was laying on the seafloor.

“Haha … … countermeasures are completely useless.”

Folbert also partic.i.p.ated, but his winning percentage isn't good. He barely even touch the ball … … I'm also the same.

"f.u.kyun, that's right … I'm also tired, let's get some rest."

Folbert and I sat on the mat that was laid on the sandy beach and we took a break. The sunlight that is s.h.i.+ning brightly warmed our body that was cold from the sea water. To the pleasant feeling of the warm sunlight, I narrowed my eyes and enjoyed it leisurely.

"The light of the sun is pleasant, isn't it?"

"f.u.kyun, the sun is great. My body is warming up and it feels pleasant."

While I was having silly talks with Folbert and warming our body, "Sea Ball" seemed to had ended. In the end, "Sea Ball" had ended with Linda's overwhelming victory.

“…… Haha, as expected, I can not win without magic.”

Hulitia is a black elf, so she can't use magic. Apparently, that had became the deciding factor of losing to Linda who is inferior in physical abilities. She seem to only had been able to win three times during the 30 games.

…… Me? Don't ask! (Thirty losses)

At that time, my large ears caught a conversation that I was interested in. f.u.kyun? Spoken at far … … Who is it?

"Recently, my wife had been intense at night."

It's Alp-ossan-sensei. That means that it is Miranda of a super nice body is his night partner. She is intense … … ! ? Let me hear it in detail!

Pikopiko* I moved my ears and secured a position where I can hear well. Fu~kyun~kyun~kyun. Nothing can escape from my ears. Now, let's listen carefully to the naked confession. (Evil smile)

"My waist is on the verge of breaking … no, it's not that I'm not happy. But, it is an overkill everyday."

Buha! ? The listener is you, the hermit crab! He silently listened to the confession of Alp-ossan-sensei. He can distinguish both sour and sweet things …… as expected, hermit crabs are different.

Pon* After hearing the confession of Alp-ossan-sensei, he placed his pair of scissors on his shoulder.

"… Thank you for listening."

Certainly, there was a "Friends.h.i.+p of men," being shown there. To this brilliant friends.h.i.+p, I can't help but feel empathy and be impressed.

Guu ~ ….

However, my stomach growled and it completely brought down my impression. Being faithful to time, the "Stomach Timer," is famous for not being able to read the mood.

"It is almost noon. I suppose that I might as well prepare the meals."

While bathing in the s.h.i.+ning sunlight, I thought about what to make for lunch.