Evil God Average Jashin Average – 2

Before I knew it, I was in a forest.

After finding myself face down on the ground, I lifted my face and looked around. Confirming that I was alone, I stood up.
I brushed away the dirt and leaves that were stuck to the front of my body.

In the end, that G.o.d(provisional) didn’t give me clothes.

There are lots of stories about being thrown into another world in manga and novels, but I’ve never heard of treatment as terrible as this.

Or more like, I’m really glad that I’m in the middle of the forest.

For now, even if there’s n.o.body around, I’d like to at least find something to cover myself up with, but I clearly have nothing on me.

While I was at a loss, I suddenly recalled what that G.o.d(provisional) said.

If it has storehouse powers like the things you often see in games, then mightn’t there be something inside?

Well, for now…

“Item box.”

When I gave chanting the name a try, I found a half-transparent display screen appear before my eyes.

Short Dagger 　×１
Leather Robe     ×１

Ooh, it had things inside.

There was the clothing that I so desperately wanted.

I tried touching the corresponding area but it was only visible and untouchable.

When I tried thinking ‘Robe, come out~’ I found that a dark brown robe suddenly appeared from my shadow.

It seems like an incredibly villain-ey action, but let’s leave that aside for now and put on the robe.

But for now I’ve managed to cover myself, so I let out a sigh of relief… In my mind.

Since I could calm down now, I decided to investigate the display before my eyes.

As a test, I picked up a stone by my foot, and while thinking about putting it away, I dropped it above my shadow.
The stone was completely swallowed up by the shadow, and the display now had the addition of 『A normal stone×１』.

Next I thought about closing the item box, and the display suddenly vanished.

When I thought about putting the stone away again, the stone just sank into the shadow.

Since I don’t know what might happen, I decided to bring out the short dagger and hold it in my right hand.

From what’s happened so far, it looks like this is a world with a game-like system.
In that case…

“Status.”

Just as I expected, a display different from the one before appeared.

Name:  Anri

s.e.x:       Female

Job:       Mage

t.i.tle:      Child of the Evil G.o.d

Skills:

– Mystic Eyes of Wicked Authority (Lv.5)

– Abnormal Status Resistance (Lv.6)

– Item Box (Lv.4)

– Short Dagger
– Fur Robe

There were so many things I wanted to tsukkomi that I didn’t know where to start, but first of all there’s one thing I’d like to say.

You got it wrong.

It’s not the given name Anri.

Wanting to do something about this unilaterally revised name of mine, I tried touching the area on the display, but just like the item box menu from before, I couldn’t touch it.

After some trial and error, I found that I couldn’t do anything about it, and giving up, I turned my gaze to the other entries.

My race and s.e.x, and age are fine, and as for my level I haven’t really done anything so being Lv.1 is natural.

But the value of my mana points or whatever is weird.
No, well, I don’t know the average value for this so I can’t say for sure, but it looks like the numbers are clearly abnormal.

And moreover, there’s something even more worrying.

“Child of the Evil G.o.d?”

Why do I have such a sinister t.i.tle attached?

Was that guy an evil G.o.d?
Well, the guy had even more stagnant looking eyes than me, so no matter how you look at him he doesn’t seem to be something holy, so if you told me that I’d believe it.

When I turned my eyes to the t.i.tle, that area went into a close-up and showed an additional explanation.

By the power of the Evil G.o.d, a divine child who has been conferred the blessings of darkness.

What the heck does that evil G.o.d want to do by giving me such a chuunibyou setting?

Now then, let’s leave the escapism at that, since it’s about time to turn my eyes to the problematic area.
Under the skills column are “Evil G.o.d Aura” and “Mystic Eyes of Wicked Authority”.

Taking ‘mystic eyes’ to be a change to my eyes, and ‘aura’ as ‘atmosphere’, I could tell that these corresponded to the things I wished for.

And despite that, for some reason it ended up like this, so I can’t accept it.
Turning my eyes to the skills column, I had the additional explanation appear.

Emitting this aura alone has no physical effects, but those within the area of effect will experience terror.

Additionally, because humans have a weaker sense than monsters, the effect on humans is lower.

Type:          Pa.s.sive Skill

High/Low: Unavailable
However, the effectiveness will fluctuate based on the user’s mental condition.

Lv.5 is the level of an average Evil G.o.d, and has enough power to have a Demon King dogeza and beg for his life.

Type:          Pa.s.sive Skill

High/Low: Unavailable
However, the effectiveness will fluctuate based on the user’s mental condition.

Lv.5 is the level of an average Evil G.o.d────

average────

Wha-, who the heck said to make me normal “with an evil G.o.d as the standard”!?

Aren’t I done for?

Honestly, I’m afraid to look in a mirror.
Having come to this, considering that I’ll be kept at a distance by the people around me, it doesn’t seem like I’ll be able to live properly from now on.

My hands and knees collapsed to the ground… in my mind.

After being depressed for a while, I pulled myself together, and turned my eyes to the remaining skills.
I swore in my heart that one day I would smack that evil G.o.d though.

It’s a high level ‘mana bestowal’ skill, and though the mana bestowal is temporary, the divine protection is eternal.

Lv.7 is the level of an intermediate G.o.d.

Type:          Pa.s.sive Skill

High/Low: Available
When used consciously the target can be instantly enchanted, but the unconscious pa.s.sive use requires contact for an hour.

At Lv.6 even a Demon King cla.s.s attack can be rendered powerless.

A system exceptional at reducing the power of the opponent and attacking.

Lv.6 is the level of a Great Demon King.

Only non-living things can be placed inside.

Lv. 4 has the storage s.p.a.ce of a house.

The item box is fine, but everyone else is as sinister as it gets.

I can’t really imagine ‘divine enchantment’ from the description, but the divine protection of an evil G.o.d is probably nothing decent.

I think I’ll have a look at my status again… What the heck is with all this? It screams ‘last boss’…

『Fur Robe has been granted divine protection.』

I suddenly heard a voice from somewhere, and in the next instant, my body was engulfed by darkness.

When the darkness cleared away as though being sucked in, what I found there wasn’t a dark brown robe but a jet black robe that gave off a feeling of being high cla.s.s.
Moreover, under my robe there’s even a dress… As expected there’s no underwear though.

If I guess based on the voice from earlier, could this be the effect of the divine protection skill?

I don’t have a watch so I can’t accurately tell the time, but it seems like it’s been that long since I took the leather robe out of the item box.

Thanks to that, I’ve gone from an exhibitionist naked-robe style to a more decent outfit.
I’m sorry for thinking that there was nothing dece────

『Short Dagger has been granted divine protection.』

Just like the time with the robe, darkness gathered around the dagger in my right hand.
When the darkness cleared, there in my hand was a sinister jet black tantou.

Equipment:

– Black Clothes of the Evil G.o.d    [New]

[New]

Additional effects of poison, paralysis, confusion, sleep, muteness, instant death.
Is a cursed equipment that can not be removed.

[New]

Immune to four elements, absorbs dark element, and on top of having resistance against the light element, the physical defence is also high.

Is a cursed equipment that can not be removed.

It really was nothing decent.