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LON. Huh! I could tell a tale. Who was it set with his feet in the oven last winter, an' let Jack Tompkins break into them cottages--_with keys_? [_Seth does not answer._] I could tell, I could. But I ain't a goin' t' 'til they put me on the witness-stand. [_Pause._] But the furst initials o' his name is Seth Polland.
SETH [_rising instantly_]. Lon Polland, yuh ever tell an' I'll skin yuh alive.
LON. Huh!
SETH. Skin yuh like a pole-cat.
LON. Huh!
[_Seth turns, knocks the ashes from his pipe into the stove. Lon rises; takes Seth's chair and rocks vigorously._]
SETH. Yuh know what I got on yuh.
[_Lon's bravado is short-lived. He rocks less strenuously._]
SETH. Yuh thought I didn't see yuh, but I was right on the spot when yuh set fire t' Mr. Rogers' bath-house.
[_Lon stops rocking._]
SETH. Right behind a jack pine I was an' seed yuh do it. An' yuh done it 'cause Mr. Rogers leaved Jessup paint the house when yuh thought yuh ought t' had the job.
LON [_rises_]. I got t' be a gettin' home a fore dark an' tend t' my stock.
SETH. Stock? [_Cackles. Pulls out his tobacco-pouch and fills his pipe.
Lon shows his pipe again._] A blind mare an' a rooster. [_Drops pouch on the table as he lights his pipe._]
LON. Rooster's dead. [_Moves stealthily toward the table._]
SETH. What of?
LON. Pip.
SETH. Starvation.
LON. I would a killed him this long time, but Victoria howled so when I threatened. The fowl used t' wake me in winter same as summer with his crowin'.
[_As Lon finishes his speech he reaches for the pouch. But Seth's hand is quicker. Seth moves to the rocker and sits, dangling the pouch temptingly by one finger. Lon puts his pipe in his pocket._]
SETH. Should think yuh'd want t' set round 'til Pa dies, bein' as yer so sure he's left yuh his property.
LON. He oughter a left it t' me.
SETH. Well, I'm a tellin' yuh it's mine.
LON. Yuh ain't got no right t' it. [_Mops his head again._] Pa begged yuh t' come an' live with him, offered yuh this fine roof over yer head, an' yuh was too cussed even t' do that fur him. An' now yuh expect he's made yuh his heir.
SETH. I've treated him righter 'an yuh.
LON. Yuh ain't.
[_Suddenly something seems to snap in Seth's brain. He looks as though he were in intense pain._]
SETH [_gasping_]. Maybe he's left it t' the two o' us!
LON. _What?_
SETH. Maybe he's divided the place a 'tween us.
LON [_shakes his head_]. Oh, he wouldn't be so unhuman as that.
SETH. He would. He was always settin' one agin' t' other.
LON. He used t' tell me I had t' figger how t' git the best o' yuh or he'd baste me.
SETH. He was all the time whettin' us on when we was kids.
LON. It was him showed me how t' shake my old clock so it'd run fur five minutes, an' then you'd swop that pail yuh found fur it.
SETH. Huh! He give me his gum t' stop up the hole in that pail. Yuh wouldn't know it leaked an' we could laugh at yuh when you had t' carry water in it.
LON [_pathetically_]. There warn't never more 'an a pint left when I got t' the house. An' Pa always hed such a thirst.
SETH. He'd like t' laugh at us in his grave.
LON. It jest tickled him t' raise h.e.l.l a 'tween us.
SETH [_rises_]. I'll take my oath he's divided the old shanty an' the two acres a 'tween us. [_Drops into his chair like a condemned man._]
An' I figgered I'd be sellin' them t' Doc t'morrow.
LON. Me an' the kids was a goin' t' heve a garden on the cleared spot.
SETH. A garden in that sand?
LON. Radishes an' rutabagas.
SETH [_persuasively; his manner becomes kind_]. Lon, what yuh need is the shanty.
LON [_droning_]. The shanty ain't no good t' me without I hes the ground fur it t' set on.
SETH. Yuh can tear it down an' use the lumber t' mend yer old leaky one.
LON. I want the shanty t' live in so I kin git a soft job at the fisheries. [_Sympathetically._] You ought t' have a shanty, Seth.
Supposin' yuh was t' take sick. They wouldn't keep yuh at the fisheries then. Yuh take my place an' give me Pa's.
SETH [_flas.h.i.+ng into anger_]. I want the two acres t' sell Doc. Yer old place leaks like a net! [_Then, fearing he has been too disparaging:_]
But yuh could make it real comfortable with the lumber in--
LON [_cutting in_]. I'll make a bargain. I'll leave yuh a bed-stead an'
a table if yuh'll take my place.