Residence Of Monsters Vol 1 Chapter 7

Chapter 7
[Residence of Monsters V1] Chapter 7 – The Most Ferocious Beasts Residing In The Girls’ Dormitories Are The Girls Themselves

FEBRUARY 4, 2018 BY YUJUAN

Originally posted on RBKTR Translations. 
Author: Lan Qi Zuo Ren (藍旗左衽).
Translated by: Yujuan

In the evening, the sun set, dark secrets pulled over the horizon.

At six o’clock, the door to Feng Ping Lan’s room was pulled open rudely to reveal Conglong.

“So, you want me to wear these clothes?” After hearing Feng Ping Lan’s exhilarated explanations, Conglong grabbed ahold of the clothes in front of him, unable to hold back from angrily questioning, “This is what you said was your great idea?”

“Yeah, since the ones currently staying here are the freshmen, we’re not familiar with each other, so changing into girls’ clothing is the most simplistic and effective way.”

“Why should I do such a disgraceful thing?!”

“Don’t worry, it won’t be disgraceful.” Feng Ping Lan waved his hand, “Because Conglong is good-looking, wearing girls’ clothes won’t be very lofty. You definitely won’t be discovered.”

“That’s not the point, okay?” Conglong flung the clothing onto the ground.

“I borrowed a uniform and a maid costume, which do you prefer?” Feng Ping Lan took both of them up, “Or do you want to wear the cheerleaders’ outfit? The nurses’ costume isn’t too bad either.”

“Won’t that be even more eye-catching!” Conglong refuted, “Even if we change clothes, shouldn’t we pick less conspicuous ones!”

“There’s only one set of the uniform.” Feng Ping Lan held up the maid costume, comparing it with Conglong, “I feel that the maid costume isn’t bad, and the design is very similar to a western-style dress. It’s even blue. It fits you.”

“You idiot!”

Conglong glared at Feng Ping Lan, about to scold him, but after realizing this was useless, he sighed helplessly and grabbed the girls’ uniform on the floor as a compromise.

“Aiya, I was looking forward to you wearing the maid costume.” Feng Ping Lan spoke with great pity.

“Shut up! Hurry up and change! Let’s finish this quickly!” Hurry up and let this stupid farce come to an end.

Feng Ping Lan and Conglong hurriedly changed into their clothes, putting on their wigs. Feng Ping Lan had long and straight black hair, and Conglong had chosen a brown shoulder-length feather cut.

“Do we need to put on makeup?”

“Don’t do needless things!” Conglong roared, “It’s enough, hurry up. Simo’s waiting for us outside the girl dorms.”

“Oh okay.” Feng Ping Lan was about to walk straight out the door, but Conglong stopped him at the exit.

“This is the boys’ dormitories, do you want to attract attention with this outfit!”

“Oh, right, what do we do then?”

Conglong sighed helplessly, turning to open the windows and muttering a spell. A column of water shot out from the window, connecting towards the girl dormitories like a thick transparent rope.

Conglong leaped out the window, stepping onto the column of water and turning his head to speak to Feng Ping Lan, “Grab on to me. Stand still and don’t move, the water will send you over.”

Feng Ping Lan stepped carefully onto the stream of water, holding Conglong tightly, balancing himself with fear and trepidation.

“Relax!”

“Oh okay.”

In the night sky, two figures were susp

ended in the air.

“Wow!” Feng Ping Lan looked down below, feeling as if he was floating on water.

“Coming in from the front door would be too ostentatious.” Conglong pointed at the girls’ balcony, “We break in from above.”

Then, the stream of water started to flow swiftly, moving Feng Ping Lan and Conglong across the sky to arrive at the girls’ dormitory.

Simo was already waiting above, and when she saw Conglong and Feng Ping Lan’s manner of dressing, she stared blankly but ultimately did not say anything.

The three of them went down. Before they went downstairs, Feng Ping Lan picked up a coat hanging on the balcony and put it on so that he wouldn’t be too eye-catching.

He would return it before he left. Feng Ping Lan thought.

The night was an active period for the dormitory, with people walking across the hallway at all times. Feng Ping Lan and Conglong followed Simo from behind with their heads down.

n.o.body noticed them much; it was actually Feng Ping Lan and Conglong who could see the incubi that were stupefied with intimidation by the scenery in the girls’ dorm.

Pretty boys, stylish guys, muscular guys, and even middle-aged men and little boys were there in all different sorts of styles and ages. The density was higher than it was in the boys’ dormitory by a few times, crowded into the hallway and any empty s.p.a.ce available.

The clothes these good-looking males wore had more types than the ones the succubi in the boys’ dormitory wore; some of them couldn’t even be considered clothing. Some of them only had a piece of cloth wrapped around their waist, some of them with bodies covered in cream, each one of them posing seductively.

But their third sacred place was covered up, showing that the girls still had some sort of reservedness.

“Goodness…” Feng Ping Lan stared, trying his best not to look at a naked but refined Southern-European man whose lower body was covered up by just a gentleman’s hat, also trying his best not to think of how that hat had been fastened there.

Conglong frowned, very reluctantly admitting, “I’m starting to think, that that despicable guy Bai Li Rui is actually pretty pure-hearted after all.”

Simo’s delicate and snow-white face became completely red; she kept her head lowered, not daring to look at that embarra.s.sing illusion.

However, there was a very subtly restrained smile on her lips.

“Where’s the main body?”

“I only know that it’s on this floor, the exact position is unclear.”

“Can’t we use that method this afternoon to find it?”

“Using that will alert them, and the s.e.xual demons will only run off.”

“So we’ll have to find them room by room?” Feng Ping Lan c.o.c.ked his head to think, “We can pretend that we walked into the wrong room, or that we’re there to inspect the gas…”

“We’re wasting too much time that way.” Conglong pondered, “And we still have to think of something to destroy it once we find it. There are too many people in the dorms right now, so destroying the demons isn’t going to be a quiet matter. Other than trying to find a way not to attract attention, we can’t involve the humans either.”

“Oh.” Feng Ping Lan grabbed his head, coincidentally b.u.mping shoulders with a muscular American fireman, the rugged muscles flas.h.i.+ng with dripping wet sweat.

“If we can make them leave the dorms somehow, just fifteen minutes would be enough…” Conglong muttered.

“If it’s like this, that’s simple.” Feng Ping Lan chanced upon the fire alarm by the staircase, and he extended a hand to hammer hard unto the red bell.

Then, a piercing alarm rang through the dormitory.

“What are you doing!”

“Watch this.” Feng Ping Lan pulled at his throat, crying out at a high pitch, “There’s fire! Run! I can smell gas! The smell of gas is so strong! It’s going to explode!” he used his hand to push Conglong, “Hurry up and help me shout.”

“What’s the use of that—”

Just as Conglong voiced his doubt, the students in their room exited their rooms in panic, although there were some people who were half-suspicious and stood in the hallway looking around.

Conglong saw this, and immediately yelled loudly, “There’s fire! Run!” He flicked his finger to summon water, shooting it towards the window. Both sides to the walkway shattered onto the ground, sending out an ear-piercing shattering sound.

“Hurry up and run! This dorm’s going to get destroyed! Leave quickly!” Conglong shouted once more, then used all his strength to stamp his foot, the water supply exploding from the faucets and drainage pipes.

“Hurry! Run! Run if you don’t want to die!”

With a bang, the water slammed onto the steel door, a thunderous sound ringing out.

With the entire dormitory filled with explosion sounds as if they were under attack, it incited a major freakout.

Panicked screams and running noises rang out from the girls’ dorms, moving outwards. Before long, the dorm was sorrowfully uninhabited, with just the sound of running water and the constant ringing of the fire alarm.

“Wow, I think you put too much into it.” Feng Ping Lan looked at the desolated ground, laughing awkwardly, “It’s become a battleground before we even started the battle, hahaha.”

“This is called being efficient.” Conglong flicked his hand, stopping the flow of water.

The sudden disturbance caused the incubi to sense something wrong, and a.s.sembled one after another towards where the main body was situated.

“Follow them!”

The three of them immediately chased after the incubi’s footsteps, and at last they arrived at the public bath area.

The water that Conglong summoned flowed from the public baths pooled on the floor, every footstep they took creating small splashes.

They stepped into the public bath area to see the transformed handsome figures twisting in succession into a chaotic mix of colors, converging towards the half-transparent in the furthermost corner of the public bath. As every figure returned to it, the constantly squirming main body had become larger, and finally gathered into an irregular creature about three meters tall, almost like a huge dirty gelatin dessert.

The s.e.xual demons’ main body did not have any facial features, and its entire body was just like a piece of clay that did not have a fixed shape. It noticed the three of them entering and warped at the top to produce a pair of beautiful eyes that had differing shapes, glaring angrily over at them.

“Tsk, this is going to be a bit troublesome…”

“Go! Conglong, Simo, beat it up!” Feng Ping Lan cheered, “Let it know our awesomeness!”

The s.e.xual demon heard this, and the ripples warped even more violently, its gloomy colors becoming darker.

Simo pulled off the silver ornament shaped as a tuning fork on her neck, muttering a spell. The tuning fork became larger, transforming into a weapon almost like a battle halberd. She nimbly brandished the halberd, leaping lithely and rotating her body in the air before plunging down fiercely on the s.e.xual demon.

“So cool!” Feng Ping Lan clapped.

Simo sang something gently, and the halberd piercing the main body created a sound wave that shook unsteadily, the s.e.xual demon bursting into pieces in an instant.

But the dispersed pieces quickly gathered together once again.

Conglong extended a hand to summon a rapidly circulating torrent, rus.h.i.+ng towards the s.e.xual demon’s main body. The water clashed at the translucent jelly-shaped creature that was constantly swaying and warping. Although it created a violent rocking, a change of shape, and it dispersed, it kept on gathering to its original shape as usual.

“Oh.” Feng Ping Lan looked regretfully at Conglong. “Why are you being so modest?”

“Shut up! What does an idiot like you understand! I was sealed for twelve years, and the spell hasn’t been completely lifted. This guy has sucked the life force out of more than a hundred students, and its strength is at a mid-level’s power!” Conglong gritted his teeth, reluctantly admitting his weakness, “And it’s also counted as a water type demon, so my attacks are reduced by half…”

The s.e.xual demon’s main body transformed into a shape of a bowling ball, its translucent body turning darker, harder, and it smashed towards where Feng Ping Lan the others were.

The three of them hurriedly dodged it. The black ball smashed a hole into the ground and then turned into a liquid state to flow back into the original body.

The round b.a.l.l.s kept on shooting like artillery sh.e.l.ls. Although its firepower was strong, its speed wasn’t very quick. The three of them dodged while making sure the s.e.xual demon wouldn’t escape.

“What do we do now?”

“It’s in a liquid form. With our current strength, our attacks will be useless unless we make it turn back into a solid substance…” Simo reminded softly.

“So we congeal it?”

“That’s right! Like freezing.” Conglong spoke while evading, “We can use liquid nitrogen!”

“It’s in the science lab, though.” It was pretty far away from here, and to carry a bucket of liquid nitrogen here wasn’t an easy task to do!

“We don’t have enough time, the dormitory students are probably coming back any time now…”

“If it’s to just solidify it…” Feng Ping Lan got a burst of inspiration, “I know!” He turned to run towards the staircase.

“Where are you going?!”

“Hold on for a bit! I’ll come back soon!”

Feng Ping Lan speedily rushed towards the dining hall on the first floor of the girls’ dorm. The dining hall was already closed, and all the stalls had already been locked up, pitch black inside. But Feng Ping Lan had always ran to the dining hall’s auntie for leftovers and knew the shortcut, so he went to the janitor’s room and opened up the connecting door to the kitchen, entering. In the next moment, he carried a sack out, a bulging plastic bag on his other hand, running strenuously.

Returning to the public baths, Simo and Conglong were in a hard battle. The main body of the s.e.xual demons did not plan on dragging out the fight and decided to flee, so it increased its offensive attacks and speed.

“Where did you run off to! Did you get the liquid nitrogen?”

“Humph humph! I got something way better than that!” Feng Ping Lan put down the sack on his shoulder, both hands grabbing the end of it, gritting his teeth while exerting some strength to lift it, throwing it towards the s.e.xual demon. “Watch this!”

The sack was. .h.i.t right in the middle by the s.e.xual demon’s b.a.l.l.s, exploding instantaneously. Flakes of white powder that had the fragrance of mulberry fell down.

“What’s that?”

“Flour.” Feng Ping Lan looked at his work in satisfaction.

Only to see the s.e.xual demon violently twisting its body, trying to get rid of the white powder. But as the soaked body moved even more, the more the flour stuck to it, the wet flour hardening onto the s.e.xual demon’s body, huge amounts of flour sticking on as it moved.

At last, the translucent liquid-form of the s.e.xual demon had become a huge lump of rice-colored flour.

Conglong and Simo started to attack again. This time, the dispersed s.e.xual demons did not quickly recover, but still returned to the core at slow speeds.

“It’s no use! It’ll take too long to break them up one by one until they can’t gather anymore! If you have anything else to help, take it out now!” Conglong shouted.

“Ah, wait a minute!” Feng Ping Lan hurriedly took out the stuff in the bag one by one, throwing it at the s.e.xual demon.

Only to see pepper, crystal sugar, tea leaves, Sichuan pepper, b.u.t.ter and raisins added to the lump of flour.

“Why are you trying to make it richer! Idiot!” Conglong roared angrily.

The s.e.xual demon who had been covered in ingredients exploded in anger, planning on gathering all its power to give a final burst of attack to its enemy.

“Get back!” Conglong hurriedly pushed Feng Ping Lan behind him, about to take the attack full on. “Run as soon the situation gets worse!”

“I’m not leaving you guys behind!”

“There’s no use for you even if you stay behind!”

“Since there’s no use for me, then staying behind wouldn’t make any difference anyway. Hahaha.”

“You idiot! Still laughing— Be careful!”

The s.e.xual demon had transformed into countless sharp thorns, piercing towards Feng Ping Lan and the others from all directions.

Simo used her sound wave to build a defensive barrier in front of Feng Ping Lan, and Conglong summoned his water, preparing to block the attack.

“Remove the water screen!” A coa.r.s.e male voice sounded from behind the three of them.

The three turned, only to see a huge suntanned figure appearing from the back.

“Morris?!”

“Hurry!”

Conglong immediately complied, and the moment the water screen was taken down, the sharp thorns immediately continued its attack.

Morris bellowed impatiently, raising his right hand, a huge dark red flame revolving in his palm to strike at the s.e.xual demon.

The violent flame instantaneously turned the s.e.xual demon into ash, not giving it a chance to gather or return to its original state.

As the flames dispersed, black fragments of dregs scattered the floor, a scent of baked biscuits wafting in the air.

Conglong summoned water to flush the remaining dregs away, and the embers flowed into the drain, not leaving a trace.

But, the walls and floor that had been smashed by the s.e.xual demon made the baths look pretty desolate.

Feng Ping Lan gazed at Morris, his eyes s.h.i.+ning am excited light, just like a kid that was tearing apart his present on his birthday.

That expression was very offensive in Morris’ eyes.

“You came!” Feng Ping Lan said happily.

Rather than at successfully getting rid of the s.e.xual demons, Feng Ping Lan was much more happy about Morris’ arrival.

This made Morris incredibly perplexed, and he wanted to take a step back. Feng Ping Lan’s reaction caused an unsettling and uncomfortable feeling to appear in his heart.

“Simo told me of your dumb plan. I just came over to have a look, and as I expected.” Morris shook his head, glancing at the desolated ground, looking incredibly disagreeable, “Don’t overestimate your strength after binding a contract, it isn’t that easy for the seal’s damage to heal just like that!”

Conglong and Simo lowered their head, looking like they blamed themselves.

“Morris was so cool!” Completely ignoring the tense atmosphere, letting out a praise of starry-eyed infatuation.

Morris frowned, glaring at Feng Ping Lan.

“You…” He wanted to reprimand Feng Ping Lan, but he couldn’t think of anything to say.

He wanted to tell Feng Ping Lan not to stick his hands into the demons’ matters, but Feng Ping Lan had had already bound a contract with Conglong and Simo, stepping one foot into their circle; he wanted to scold Feng Ping Lan for acting on his own initiative for destroying the s.e.xual demons, but the main body had already expanded up to this level that it would be even more troublesome if Demon Slayers came due to a human getting hurt; he wanted to criticize Feng Ping Lan for finding a water-type and a sound-type demon to fight against another water demon which was an absolutely useless solution to the problem, but Feng Ping Lan was a normal human, not a Summoner, and he had only known about the demons for not more than four days. And besides, the only ones he could call for help were Simo and Conglong…

Not being able to spit out any reprimanding words, Morris also grudgingly realized, for a normal human that he was, Feng Ping Lan’s reactions and performance were actually not bad…

“What is it?”

“Humph!” Morris humphed heavily, resentfully snarling, “I won’t acknowledge you!” Then he turned to leave.

The three people left at their original spots looked at each other, and after a long silence, they started laughing lightly.

“We did it!”

“If I were at my full strength, it would only require half of my powers, and I would kill those small fries in an instant.”

“Alright alright, we know that!”

Feng Ping Lan heard the chatter and footsteps coming from the outside, “They’re coming back! Let’s go let’s go!”

After evacuating for twenty minutes, the students realized that something wasn’t right and returned to the girls’ dorm in succession.

Feng Ping Lan and the others ran up to the rooftops. A pair of emerald green and tangerine wings spread out from Simo’s back to fly across the sky. Feng Ping Lan was led by Conglong once again to return to his room.

“Thanks.” After entering through the window, Feng Ping Lan said goodbye to Conglong, “See you tomorrow!”

Just as Feng Ping Lan closed the window, Bai Li Rui arrived at that exact moment, entering through the door.

“You came back quite early.”

“Someone said that the girls’ dorm had a fire, so the meeting ended early.” Bai Li Rui’s expression looked pretty unenthusiastic, revealing that there wasn’t any progress at all during tonight’s fellows.h.i.+p meeting, “I heard that a perverted homicidal maniac went in to set it on fire, and even destroyed the dorm’s facilities. They seem to have already reported to the police, and the dormitory supervisors and night teachers are already undergoing an investigation.”

“Really?” Feng Ping Lan pretended to be shocked by sucking in a breath, “That’s really scary!”

Bai Li Rui stared at Feng Ping Lan, knitting his eyebrows suspiciously.

“Is there anything wrong?”

“I say…” Bai Li Rui said snappily, “Why do you keep on smiling?”

“Really?” Feng Ping Lan touched his face. Indeed, the corners of his mouth were curving up.

They had undoubtedly gone through a dangerous battle, but everything that had happened in the female dorms made his entire being burn, his blood throbbing uncontrollably, pounding in exhilaration due to the fierce fight earlier.

He yearned for this kind of feeling! He wanted to do it again!

Demons… Were really…

Just too interesting!

That night, Feng Ping Lan brought a smile to sleep. In his dream, he kept on reminiscing the scenery of their battle, and even woke up smiling.

But, his smile did not continue for too long.

Early morning the next day, his entire body became rigid after reading the repatriation notice on the notice board.

Notice: The girls’ dormitories was damaged by an unidentified person last night. To take into account of the safety of the students, the dorms will be closed on the weekend for an investigation to take place as well as repairs for the damage caused. The dormitory will be closed until Sunday 5pm for it to resume working conditions. During this time frame, all students will need to be sent home, and they will not be allowed to stay in the dorms.

This was bad…

During cla.s.s time, Yin Su Shuang severely mentioned the dormitory reparation notice, reminding everyone that they had to leave the dorm by six in the evening.

As he notified everyone of this, Feng Ping Lan felt as if the cla.s.s advisor was glaring towards where he and Conglong’s places were, making him feel a bit guilty.

Could they possibly have been discovered? But if they had been discovered, wouldn’t they just pull him out to punish him? Also, if normal humans could sense the demons’ existence, this would be an even more serious matter than destroying the dorms, there was no way anyone could stay silent about it…

“Hey, are you going home?” Conglong asked.

“I probably won’t be able to. My mom’s health isn’t very good, and she went overseas with my dad to recover the year before.” Feng Ping Lan propped up his head on his hand distressedly, “It was up to my brother to take care of me before this, but he needs to be out of the country due to work, so I don’t have anyone to rely on at the moment.”

Conglong froze slightly, “I didn’t think you were actually quite independent yourself.”

“Haha, yeah.” Feng Ping Lan smiled. In an instant, the smile on his face waned slightly, but it was just an instant and no one noticed.

“I don’t know where to go now.” Feng Ping Lan sighed.

“What are you talking about?” Conglong frowned, revealing a perplexed expression, “Are you an idiot? There’s somewhere you can stay.”

“Ah?” Feng Ping Lan wasn’t able to react.

“Stay at our house! Idiot!”