Drunk With Blood Part 15

49. A city is ma.s.sacred and 1000 people burn to death because of G.o.d's evil spirit More than 1001 Estimate: 2,000 50. The Ammonite ma.s.sacre Estimate: 20,000 51. Jephthah's Daughter

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52. 42,000 killed for failing the "s.h.i.+bboleth" test 42,000.

53. The spirit of the Lord came upon Samson and he murdered thirty men for their clothes

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54. The spirit of the Lord came upon Samson and he killed 1000 men with the jawbone of an a.s.s 1000.

55. Samson killed 3000 in a suicide terrorist attack 3,000.

56. A holy civil war (It had something to do with rotting concubine body part messages) 65,100.

57. The End of Judges: Two genocides and 200 stolen virgins Estimate: 4,000 58. G.o.d kills Eli's sons and 34,000 Israelite soldiers 34,002.

59. G.o.d smote them with hemorrhoids in their secret parts Estimate: 3,000 60. 50,070 killed for looking into the ark of the Lord 50,070.

61. The Lord thundered great thunder upon the Philistines Estimate: 1000 62. Another Ammonite ma.s.sacre (and another G.o.d-inspired body part message) Estimate: 1000 63. Jonathan's very first slaughter (not counting the one before)

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64. G.o.d forces the Philistines to kill each other Estimate: 1000 65. The Amalekite genocide Estimate: 10,000 66. Samuel hacks Agag to death before the Lord

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67. In the Valley of Elah: Goliath

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68. David buys a wife with 200 Philistines foreskins 200.

69. The Lord said to David, Go and smite the Philistines Estimate: 10,000 70. G.o.d killed Nabal (and David got his wife and other stuff)

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71. David commits random acts of genocide (as a mercenary for the Philistines) Estimate: 60,000 72. David spends the day killing Amalekites Estimate: 1000 73. G.o.d killed Saul (and his sons and soldiers) for not killing all the Amalekites More than 4 Estimate: 100 74. David killed the messenger

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75. David killed Rechab and Baanah, cut off their hands and feet, and hung their bodies over the pool

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76. G.o.d helps David smite the Philistines from the front and the rear Estimate: 2,000 77. G.o.d killed Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling

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78. David killed two thirds of the Moabite POWs and enslaved the rest Estimate: 667 79. The Lord gave David victory wherever he went More than 65,850 Estimate: 66,850 80. David killed every male in Edom More than 15,000 Estimate: 65,000 81. Thus did David unto all the children of Ammon Estimate: 1000 82. G.o.d slowly kills a baby

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83. Famine and human sacrifice Many more than 7 Estimate: 3,000 84. David's mighty men and their amazing killings More than 1403 Estimate: 3,400 85. G.o.d killed 70,000 because David had a census that G.o.d (or Satan) told him to do More than 70,000 Estimate: 200,000 86. Solomon carried out the deathbed wish of David by having Joab and s.h.i.+mei murdered

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87. A tale of two prophets

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88. Jeroboam's son: G.o.d kills another child

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89. Jeroboam's family Estimate: 10 90. Baasha's family and friends Estimate: 20 91. Zimri burns to death

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92. The Drought of Elijah Estimate: 3,000 93. Elijah kills 450 religious leaders in a prayer contest At least 450 Possibly 850 (450 was used as the estimate) 94. The first G.o.d a.s.sisted slaughter of the Syrians Estimate: 10,000 95. G.o.d killed 100,000 Syrians for calling him a G.o.d of the hills 100,000.

96. G.o.d killed 27,000 Syrians by making a wall fall on them 27,000.

97. G.o.d sent a lion to kill a man for not smiting a prophet

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98. G.o.d killed Ahab for not killing a captured king

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99. G.o.d burned 102 men to death for asking Elijah to come down from his hill 102.

100. G.o.d killed king Ahaziah for asking the wrong G.o.d

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101. G.o.d sent two bears to rip apart 42 boys for making fun of a prophet's bald head

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