Deader Homes and Gardens Part 4

"You think he committed suicide?" I asked gently.

Nattie nodded. "I think he took the fis.h.i.+ng gear as a ploy so that it would look like an accident. He drank the wine to rally his courage and then flung himself in the freezing water."

"Did he own a fis.h.i.+ng pole?"

"It's hard to imagine that he did," she said slowly. "He never fished or hunted when he was a child. He hated to kill things, even worms. That's a good point, Claire. The only thing I can come up with is that Moses left a pole and a tackle box down there. He loves to go fis.h.i.+ng in all weather. If it ever got so cold that the stream froze over, he'd be out in the middle of it, cutting a hole in the ice. Luckily for me, he never brings his scaly trophies home. I'm not keen on cleaning fish."

Handling fish guts was not my idea of a pleasant pastime, either, so I returned to the pertinent topic. "Maybe it was a ploy, as you suggested."

"Poor, sweet Winston. If only I could have convinced him to tell me the truth about how he felt, I could have helped him. We were so close once upon a time." She sighed. "As they, whoever they are, say, 'Of all the words of mice and men...'"

"Kurt Vonnegut, actually. You shouldn't feel responsible, Nattie. You tried."

"And failed. The Hollow family may not be able to trace its lineage to the Mayflower, and there have been more scoundrels than heroes, but I hate to see the family reduced to suicide, dementia, feral children, and whatever lies in the future. Once there are no more direct descendants to inherit the property, some real estate developer will bulldoze the greenhouses and put in a fancy gated community."

I sympathized with her bleak vision, but I wasn't in the mood for maudlin sentiments. "Maybe Pandora b.u.t.terfly's children will grow up to become lawyers and engineers, marry, and produce a new crop of happy little Hollows."

She laughed. "In a pig's eye. Pandora plans to home-school them, so the odds of them ever learning to read are minuscule. One can only pray that they'll end up in prison instead of being killed by a drug cartel. Well, this is my worry, not yours. You must have more entertaining things to do than listen to the creaking branches of the family tree."

"I enjoyed talking with you," I said as I stood up, "and I'm eager to learn how to make your cinnamon rolls."

She insisted on wrapping the remaining ones in a napkin so that I could take them home. I did not object. After a brief hug, I went to my car and placed my precious bundle on the pa.s.senger's seat. When I turned around to start the car, Moses's face was in the window.

"Whatcha got there?" he asked with a leer.

"Just something Nattie gave me," I said to let him know I wasn't about to share. "How are you today?"

He rested his arms on the windowsill. "Got a toothache, which is strange since I ain't got teeth. So you and Nattie were talking? Did she tell you a bunch of lies? I swear, that woman would try to persuade you that the sun rises in the west if she was of a mind to."

"She and I were having tea."

"Cinnamon rolls, too. I smell it on your breath."

I could smell liquor on his breath, but it didn't seem polite to point it out. "I have some errands to run, Moses." I put the key in the ignition in case he missed the hint. "Enjoy the suns.h.i.+ne."

"Did she tell you about Winston?" he asked with a sn.i.g.g.e.r. "How we went to a party at his house and got snockered on fine whiskey? Well, l'll bet she didn't tell you half of what happened later."

"What's the other half?"

"That's between me and the Colonel. Look at him up there, waiting for the Yankees to come thundering through the valley." Moses stood up and stuck out his arm. "Into the Hollow Valley rode the six hundred! Cannon to the left of them! Cannon to the right of them! Volley'd and thunder'd! Theirs not to reason why, theirs but to do or die!" His ferocity startled a flock of cowbirds into abandoning their roost for a more peaceful perch elsewhere. A squirrel on the bench raised its bushy tail but hung on to its acorn.

Nattie came around the corner of the Old Tavern. "Moses, whatever is wrong with you? You're scaring Claire, who has better things to do than listen to you mangle poetry. How about a nice gla.s.s of milk and a slice of bread?"

"With honey?" he called back, his arm still beckoning the Light Brigade.

"With honey," she replied.

Moses lowered his arm and bent down to whisper, "She's not the only one who knows what happened to Winston. Other people have eyes, too. Don't let her fool you."

"I won't," I whispered in response. I started the car and drove carefully past him, not wanting to add crushed toes to his list of ailments. When I continued to the main road, I was relieved that Pandora b.u.t.terfly had taken her ballet troupe elsewhere.

Caron was still in her pajamas when I arrived home. She looked up from her bowl of cereal long enough to mumble, "Some guy called."

"Terry Kennedy? Is he already here?"

"No, Danny something. He wants you to call him." She briskly transitioned from spoon to cell phone and started texting.

I sat down before my knees buckled. "What did he say?"

"He said for you to call him, Mother. Are you developing ADD? That's attention deficit disorder, in case you've forgotten. Inez's parents decided that her little brother had it because he kept staring into s.p.a.ce and walking off in the middle of conversations. They took him to a therapist and everything. It turned out that he was building a bomb in his room. What a hoot!"

I was impressed that she had not broken her texting rhythm during her remarks. "What happened to the bomb?"

She glanced at me out of the corner of her eye. "How should I know? He didn't blow up the house or his school or anything. Oh, and I wrote down the guy's number on the cereal box. He sounded anxious."

I took the box of pastel marshmallow rice puffs and the phone out to the balcony. The number proved to be that of Danny Delmond Enterprises Inc. The receptionist questioned me as to my ident.i.ty and objective and then put me on hold. I waited impatiently until a male voice said, "Mrs. Malloy, I need information from you. Angela failed to show up to a deposition this morning, and I understand that you're involved in her pathetic charade as the innocent victim. Where is she?" His voice was brusque and accusatory, as if I'd stashed Angela under my bed. As if anyone could fit under it now that half of Peter's and my wardrobe was residing between the storage boxes of shoes, blankets, and sweaters.

"I have no idea where she is," I said, already disliking him.

"Don't give me that c.r.a.p, Mrs. Malloy. My attorney can get a court order compelling you to produce her under penalty of contempt of court."

"Tell him to have at it. My husband can have your car towed to the police compound to be searched for bloodstains." I despise bullies, and from what Angela had said about him, he was the worst kind. "It would be a shame if it got scratched, wouldn't it?"

"I'll sue you, your husband, and the police department if anyone lays a finger on my Jaguar. Now just tell me where she is and we can end this ridiculous conversation."

"Do you have a short-term memory problem? I don't know where she is, Mr. Delmond. If neither of us knows, it is indeed time to end this ridiculous conversation."

I put my finger on the pertinent b.u.t.ton but paused when he said in a much more conciliatory voice, "I apologize, Mrs. Malloy. I'm worried about her. We're in the middle of a divorce, but we were married for ten years. I still have some feelings for her."

"Okay," I said, unimpressed. The only reason that he was apt to have been worried about her was that her absence interfered with the legal proceedings. His current girlfriend could have put down her foot and demanded that the divorce be finalized before she reached her twenty-first birthday. Or he'd won a twenty-million-dollar lottery ticket and was not inclined to share. "I haven't seen Angela in a couple of days."

"Neither has her office," Danny muttered. "I was told you were with her before she disappeared. Was she upset? Did she say anything about a relative or friend that suggested there was an emergency?"

"She mentioned something about your lake house."

"Oh, s.h.i.+t. Did she hear that ... uh, I'm planning to use it this weekend?"

"I believe she did," I said, enjoying his discomfort. I wondered if visions of flames were dancing in his head. "Do you and she have a temporary agreement about the place?"

"That's none of your business. I'll send someone out there to look for her."

He hung up before I could ask him to let me know if she was there or not. I put down the phone and popped a pink marshmallow in my mouth. Two seconds later I spit it out and vowed to lecture Caron on the virtues of whole wheat and fiber. In a year, she'd be away at college, eating and drinking whatever she fancied. I would have an empty nest, but a glorious empty nest that I could feather with bouquets of wildflowers. If Terry Kennedy cooperated, that is.

When I went back inside, my nestling informed me that she and Inez were going to the park to play tennis. I skipped my lecture on nutrition and told her to have fun. Since I didn't know when Terry would arrive at the Farberville airport-of-sorts, I found a familiar mystery novel and settled down to read. Regrettably, I had the attention span of a toddler, but I a.s.sured myself it was not ADD. After indulging in fantasies about my little house in the valley (prairies are so dull), I replayed the conversation with Danny Delmond. Either he was the egocentric womanizer of whom Angela had spoken so bitterly, or he was a crafty schemer. Calling me could have been a ruse so that he would not be a suspect if something dire had happened to her. Maybe he'd already been to the lake house to bury her body. The call she'd received at Winston's house had displeased her. Danny perpetually displeased her, and a call from him might have sent her charging to confront him. Danny was a developer. He could have dumped her body in a hole that was by now covered by six inches of concrete. And I'd be on the witness stand, repeating the conversation he and I had.

At five o'clock I made myself a drink and pretended to watch the local news. If the anchorman had announced that a meteor would strike the planet within minutes, I missed it. If biologists in Brazil had captured a live fairy, I missed that, too. I would have paced had it been safe, but I'd stubbed my toes on a daily basis. Anxiety wasn't gnawing me; it was wolfing me down.

Which explained why I spilled my drink when the telephone rang. I lunged across the sofa and grabbed it. "h.e.l.lo," I yelped.

"Claire?" Peter said. "Is something wrong?"

I struggled into a more dignified posture, although the front of my s.h.i.+rt was soaked and my hair hung in my eyes. "I was hoping you were Terry."

"Sorry to disappoint you, my dear. Husbands can be a nuisance when a wife is carrying on with another man."

"Idiot," I said. Since I'd told Peter about the previous evening's conversation, I did not feel obliged to carry on about his manly attributes and accomplishments. "I do want to keep the line open. Unless you've been appointed head of Homeland Security, I'll call you later."

"A quick word about Angela Delmond, and then I'll hobble back to the next round of meetings. I asked Lieutenant Jorgeson to let me know if her name appeared on any reports. Her car was found in Maxwell County early this morning. It was parked near a private landing strip. No sign of her, or any hint of foul play."

I sucked in a breath. "How long had it been there?"

"Jorgeson didn't say. He may be able to find out more tomorrow. I've got to go. Don't do anything too illicit or explicit just to persuade the guy to sell you the house."

"I haf my ways," I murmured in a German accent, then hung up. After I'd changed my s.h.i.+rt and poured another drink, I tried to make sense of what Peter told me. Maxwell County was no place for sissies. It held the state record per capita for homicides, violent domestic disputes, burglaries, illegal weapons, moons.h.i.+ne, and dubious hunting accidents. Well water was ninety proof. There were rumors that the chicken houses, conveniently devoid of chickens, were equipped with so many grow lights that no stars were visible in the night sky. It was decidedly not Angela Delmond's milieu.

The proximity of a private landing strip could mean nothing whatsoever, but I didn't buy that. Angela might have flown the coop, literally. The obvious question was who owned the airplanes that used the strip. Maxwell County lacked the terrain for crop dusters, and had the sheriff been interested in locating large marijuana fields, his search planes would have used a munic.i.p.al landing strip. Some murky heir of Howard Hughes could have a compound in the middle of the forest, I supposed. Angela might have sold him the property.

I was itching to call Jorgeson, but I didn't dare use the phone. I dug through my purse to find my cell phone, but the charger had a life independent of mine and often crawled into dark corners or under piles of stuff. One glance into Caron's room erased any expectation of finding hers.

Time crawled by. Caron and Inez had informed me that they were going to Ashley's house after tennis; I didn't expect them until midnight. I tried to motivate myself to sort out the boxes on the dining room floor, but a silverfish slithered out from under one, and I fled to the sofa.

The phone finally rang at nine, just in time to keep me from leaping off the balcony. I licked my lips and said calmly, "This is Claire Malloy."

"Terry here. I was planning to call you earlier, but I went by to see some friends. How are you?"

I gulped back a sputter of outrage that he'd been chatting with friends while I chewed my toenails. "You're in Farberville?"

"I'm at the house. It's pretty late. Do you want to wait until tomorrow to talk about things?"

"I'll be there in ten minutes."

I hung up, grabbed my purse, and made it down the outside staircase without causing myself bodily harm. Angela could be in a private jet over China for all I cared, I thought as I drove at an imprudent speed through dark neighborhoods and busy intersections. There was a veneer of perspiration on my forehead when I screeched to a stop in front of the house in twelve minutes and forty-two seconds.

Terry Kennedy opened the front door. He was taller than his voice had intimated and very lean. His s.h.a.ggy hair was long enough to get him hanged in Maxwell County. "Claire," he said, ushering me inside. "Do sit down in the living room. Would you care for a gla.s.s of wine?"

I shook my head but followed him into the kitchen to make sure he didn't disappear on me. Caron would have known the brand names of his clothing, but even I could see that the cotton sweater, jeans, and sandals were expensive. I would have preferred him to be dressed in yard sale chic, and therefore in need of cash. "Did you have any problems getting here?" I asked.

"Typical airline ha.s.sles." He poured himself a gla.s.s of wine from a bottle on the kitchen island. After we were settled in the living room, he propped his feet on the coffee table and gazed around the room. "Being back here is eerie, I must say. I feel as if Winston is about to come in from the terrace and challenge me to a game of chess. He wasn't very good, but I let him win once in a while. Math and logic were not his best subjects. I had to balance his checkbook and handle all the bills. He was all about colors and music, clouds, sunrises and sunsets, distant sounds. He had an incredible imagination."

I resigned myself to a eulogy. "He designed sets, I read."

Terry smiled, but not at me. "He loved the theater. He did sets for outlandish musicals and for avant-garde noir. We'd go out afterward with the cast and booze it up until the reviews came out, then celebrate or commiserate with champagne until dawn. We went to parties where we met August Wilson, Arthur Miller, and Wendy Wa.s.serstein. We knew the trendy artists, too. We had a loft in SoHo, with a kosher deli on the ground floor and a bagel shop on the corner."

"Why did you move here?" I asked, trying to keep the focus on the present neighborhood.

"It is ironic, isn't it, that a set designer and a professional poker player would choose to live in a town in which the community theater group still puts on The Mousetrap and dance revolves around recitals featuring five-year-olds in tutus?" He went to the French windows and looked out at the darkness. "Not that Key West has a performing arts center. The only culture the tourists want is a cheeseburger in paradise."

"I understand that the Hollow family wasn't delighted when you moved here," I said bluntly.

He turned around. "No, I wouldn't say they were delighted. Winston insisted that we make an effort by throwing a party, but it was a disaster. I thought it was hilarious. All their little noses were twitching, and their eyes were as round as marbles. Charles could barely swallow a dab of very expensive caviar, and his wife went ballistic when I offered her a vodka and tonic, with a twist of lime. Those cliched hippies tried to be cool, especially the airhead, but the guy was fuming. Nattie was okay once she found her rhythm with tequila shots; she pa.s.sed out in a chaise on the terrace. Moses played charades by himself in the middle of the room. Oh, and dear Aunt Margaret Louise insisted on telling me truly peculiar stories about her wanton ways back in the sixties-and her fondness for chocolate truffles, which explained why she loaded her pockets with them before she left. She put the sus.h.i.+ slices and the cremini and goat cheese triangles in her purse, along with several pieces of silverware. At least she was more discerning than a New York City bag lady."

I laughed politely. I was almost certain why Winston and Terry had upset the Hollows, and in particular Charles and Felicia. Nattie had told me they were conservative, and I doubted they'd been prepared to party with a gay couple. I made a mental note to ask for the recipe for the cremini and goat cheese triangles. "So you didn't see much of them after they realized you were more than housemates."

Terry sat down on the sofa and primly crossed his legs. In a high, exaggerated voice that warbled, he said, "Oh, darling, they went to extremes to avoid us. I'm surprised they didn't put up gates to prevent us from driving past our turnoff. Nattie was the exception. She dropped by every week with fresh bread and pots of homemade strawberry jam. Her brownies were to die for." He abandoned his role of divine diva and said, "We were married in Connecticut the day after the law was enacted. The East Coast and the West Coast are open-minded, but Hollow Valley is a hidey-hole of h.o.m.ophobia. We made friends, both gay and straight, in Farberville. Angela came out to get drunk whenever her husband was shacked up with his latest girlfriend. I found it odd, since she ran with Farberville's elite and should have been crying in her martinis at the country club."

"It's hard to be around people who whisper behind your back," I said from experience. Carlton had been careful because of the taboo involving faculty and students, but his trysts in his office were a topic of conversation in the English Department for years. I had been fooled only briefly, and was contemplating my alternatives when he died. My only regret was that Caron knew about her father's Olympic record in philandering. However, both of us had survived, so I moved on to the pertinent topic. "I can understand that the house has disturbing memories for you. Angela told me that you're willing to sell it, but there may be legal complications. My husband and I will be glad to hire an attorney to sort things out."

"Ah, yes." Terry said. "The Hollow family is determined to keep it all in the family, so to speak. They've claimed that Winston was under undue influence when he signed the deed that gave the property to me on his death. I was the source of the undue influence, of course. Their story is that I badgered him until he folded, and that he was not in his right mind at the time. I'd never thought of myself as a gold digger, especially since I had a great deal more money than Winston. I majored in math in college and put my knowledge to use as a poker player. Big tournaments pay big bucks. I won a tournament in Monaco and went to Rome to celebrate with friends. Three days later I came home and learned about Winston's death."

"At this moment you own the house, though, right?"

"The deed's on file at the courthouse. I'm not sure about the status of the lawsuit, but my attorney says it could drag on for years. It may muddle the t.i.tle." He arose with the elegance of a dancer. "Are you sure you wouldn't like a gla.s.s of wine?"

"I'm quite sure," I said. An exquisitely clever idea came to mind. "If you're not able to sell the house outright, you could lease it to us until the lawsuit is dismissed." I remembered something he'd said on the phone. "I can a.s.sure you that neither my husband nor I is related to any member of the Hollow family. We have gay friends, and we'll invite them for dinner parties as often as possible. My daughter and her friends will toilet-paper the statue of the Colonel and decorate him for holidays. The Hollows will hate us, I promise."

Terry grinned at me. "That's your best argument so far. I loathe those people. Winston's parents tried to protect him from their venom by sending him to boarding school, but he had to endure them when he was home. As a child, he was bullied and taunted by his cousins. As his s.e.xual ident.i.ty emerged, their parents treated him like a pervert. When he came home, he was naive enough to have hopes of reestablis.h.i.+ng a decent relations.h.i.+p with them, since his mother was one of the dreaded 'direct descendants.' An army of zombies would have received a warmer welcome than we did."

He went into the kitchen, but I forced myself not to follow him. I did, however, listen for any wayward footsteps in the direction of an exit. He duly returned and said, "Their att.i.tude distressed him, which I'm sure delighted them, but he'd worked on it with a psychiatrist for years and was ready to face them. We had plans for a trip to Rio after I finished my gig in Monaco. He was studying Portuguese and taking samba lessons at a dance studio. n.o.body bothered to notify me of his death. I came home and-well, there it was. His ashes had been scattered in the wind. Nattie had the decency to tell me what had happened. I gave Goodwill all of his clothing and put all the personal items in storage. Two days later I left for Key West to stay with friends. I haven't been back until today."

"I read the article stating that it was an accident. Did you believe that?"

"In the same way I'd believe the world is flat and alchemy can solve the nation's financial crisis. Winston would never have gone fis.h.i.+ng. There was no fis.h.i.+ng gear in the house, and he preferred his fish to be filleted by an unseen hand. There is no way he would have even considered trying to catch whatever icky fis.h.i.+es might inhabit that sluggish excuse for a river. Can you imagine either of us eating catfish? The idea makes me nauseous."

I sought the most tactful way to broach Nattie's opinion without divulging her confidence. "Two empty wine bottles were found at the scene. That suggests Winston might have been disoriented when he slipped."

Terry grimaced. "Yeah, Nattie told me that she thought Winston had committed suicide. She was so upset that she went through a box of tissues. It was all I could do to remain civil. Did she tell you all that c.r.a.p about finding him sitting on a tree trunk?" I nodded warily. "Well, it's utter nonsense. Winston would no more have moped in the woods than he would have gone to a biker bar in pink leggings. He wasn't the least bit depressed when I left. He was excited about the Rio trip. The last thing he said to me was 'Adeus,' which he swore was Portuguese for 'good-bye.' He had arranged to play with his amateur string quartet, and he'd invited some people for lunch that weekend. He was going to serve smoked trout." He began to pace around the room, throwing up his hands for emphasis. "He asked me if I thought he should serve a Reisling or sauvignon blanc. Does that sound like someone harboring suicidal thoughts? He didn't ask me which wine went well with suicide!"

"Then you think...?"

"They murdered him. There's no way Winston would have taken fis.h.i.+ng gear to the river and proceeded to get drunk. They must have held numerous tribal councils to work out a plan to kill him. He didn't have a heart condition or life-threatening allergy to bee stings or sh.e.l.lfish. If his body were found in his bed, the medical examiner might have insisted on an autopsy. That ruled out poison and suffocation. What's easier than a blow to the head and a shove? A tidy cause of death, no reason to check the alcohol level in his blood." He was pacing so fiercely that he was banging into furniture, and his face was as red as a poppy. "I don't know how they lured him down to the river, but they came up with something. I won't let them get away with it!"

I winced as his knee hit the coffee table, but I had sense enough not to attempt to placate him. We weren't going to have a civilized discussion about the terms of the lease until he had loosed all his anger. He was not my idea of an expressionless poker player who never twitched when confronted with four aces. It was easier to imagine him at a table in a grimy Old West saloon, where accusations of cheating led to gunfire. However, I was quite capable of presenting an unruffled visage while holding in outrage. Parenting had trained me well. Terry finally flopped down on the sofa. It was time to return to the matter at hand, which was in my arena of expertise.

"You're sure they murdered Winston? I can understand that they disapproved of your lifestyle, but why would they go to that extreme? It seems to me that they were doing a good job of ignoring the two of you for three years. Why not just let things continue as they were?"

Terry glared at me. "You don't believe me?"

"I do," I said hastily. "I've met Nattie, Pandora b.u.t.terfly, and Moses-who, by the way, has been sampling his way through your wine cabinet. None of them struck me as cold-blooded. Do you have any proof?"

His glare intensified until I felt a distinct pang of panic. "How could I have any proof? I was out of the country at the time. The police wouldn't have bothered to examine the fis.h.i.+ng pole and bottles for fingerprints. They had a nice, neat explanation for all the evidence. They weren't going to waste any time investigating it."

I had to agree. "You believe that all of the Hollow family members were in on Winston's murder?"

"Maybe not," he said. To my relief, he gave me a less hostile look. "Nattie doesn't seem like the type, but she did tell me all that garbage about Winston's grand depression. No one would trust Moses to keep a secret. As for the hippie chick, she's been stoned since I met her. I tried to buy some pot from her, but she swore she was high on nature. Winston and I talked Nattie into giving us a tour of the nursery, but we didn't spot any suspicious plants. We even searched around all the outdoor plants and trees, just in case there might be a little patch concealed by the foliage. We subsequently found a dealer through a friend, so we stopped bothering. A nursery would make a good cover, though."

"That occurred to me, but sometimes a nursery is just a nursery, to misquote Freud. Aunt Margaret Louise doesn't sound like a suspect. That leaves Ethan, Charles, and Felicia. Still, it doesn't explain why they murdered Winston three years after you and he moved here."