Agreement of Being Gay for 30 Days Chapter 16

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“choosing a different hairstyle for each other…consequently, a HKT brother and an iron-blooded man”

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DAY THIRTEEN【 CHOOSING A HAIRSTYLE FOR EACH OTHER THAT YOU WILL BOTH LIKE】

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For the hair salon named ‘Tony Boy’ which was situated near F University, today was their most glorious day ever since they had first opened. This hair salon had gathered many stylists who had exaggerated hairstyles, piercings, heavy make-up and wore flamboyant clothes. All the customers who had visited here were people with very peculiar tastes. And today, the two xiao cao who represented men from F University with the best taste, appeared at Tony Boy simultaneously.

Tony, the manager of Tony Boy, had his face streaked with tears as he smiled widely. Ah, today was the most historic of Tony Boy ever since they had first entered the premises of F University’s high-end society!

Wearing Chinese heavy metal styled clothes that could often be found from villages in the countryside, Tony trembled in excitement form head to feet. He decided to personally create a hairstyle for these two xiao cao which was rich with ‘Tony Style’ and would astonish of all F University.

At this moment, w.a.n.g Guangning’s mood contrasted starkly with Tony’s intense elation and excitement. Instead…he felt an unparalleled pain in his b.a.l.l.s¹.

                 [1] 蛋疼: in figurative terms, it means one is either extremely bored, or very agitated and anxious. 

“Zhang Lingyi, are you certain you want to get our hair done here?” Ever since Zhang Lingyi had come looking for him early in the morning with a smirk on his face, w.a.n.g Guangning had felt apprehensive. However, he had never imagined that Zhang Lingyi’s taste would actually be this heavy.

This store Tony Boy, which was situated on the grounds of F University had a similar reputation to Sister Furong² from the fas.h.i.+on circles. w.a.n.g Guangning suspected that this was Zhang Lingyi’s revenge against him for forgetting to promptly send the other a gift yesterday.

               [2] 芙蓉姐: Sister Furong, also known as Sister Lotus. She was from Wugong, China and received worldwide notoriety in 2005 for the posts she uploaded onto the internet. (More information can be found here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sister_Furong) 

“Shou shou.” Zhang Lingyi stared resolutely at w.a.n.g Guangning. His sincere expression caused w.a.n.g Guangning to feel doubtful, as if he was adopting a suspicious att.i.tude without proper justifications³. “Did you know, ever since the first time I met you, I had hoped that there would be a day when you could come to this place and change your hairstyle for once!”

                [3] 以小人之心度君子之腹: to gauge the heart of a gentleman with one’s own mean of measure. I found a few examples of how to translate this in different contexts, and finally decided on the one I used above.

Zhang Lingyi didn’t lie to w.a.n.g Guangning. When he had first met w.a.n.g Guangning, he had thought that this person looked very unpleasant. Hence, when he discovered this wonderful hair salon, Tony Boy, he had always wished for a day when w.a.n.g Guangning could come here and have his hair done.

He didn’t expect that his wish which he had thought to be impossible would actually be achieved today!

This world shouldn’t be so beautiful!

w.a.n.g Guangning silently watched Zhang Lingyi’s expression of eagerness and wide smile. In his heart, he thought quietly —— did you forget? Regarding this matter of changing hairstyles, it goes both ways. You’re trying to play me, how could I not retaliate?

w.a.n.g Guangning didn’t know why the four words of a ‘love and hate relations.h.i.+p’ appeared in his heart. Immediately afterwards, he sighed with sorrow.

f.u.c.k, this was just the result of him being imperceptibly influenced by Zhang Lingyi, alright?

The two of them sat in front of a large mirror and stared at the heavy metal style. With a red coiffure, Tony held a pair of scissors and walked towards them slowly. Inwardly, a distorted feeling of excitement actually erupted in w.a.n.g Guangning.

Then, let us just act recklessly together⁴. We’ll see who loses more face than the other at the end!

              [4] 奇葩: used to describe someone or something that is very odd or unusual; someone who behaves outside of social norms.

“Have these two customers decided upon what kind of hairstyles you would like? Or would you like me to create one?” Tony’s eyes shone brightly as he gazed hungrily and Zhang Lingyi and w.a.n.g Guangning’s hair. “The hairstyles that we design are completely for free, and we’re very good at the j.a.panese or Hallyu styles. The two of you are so handsome, if that’s coupled that with the hairstyle customised for you both by Tony Boy, then you’ll definitely look incredibly cool. It will immediately attract all the female students at F University…”

What j.a.panese or Hallyu styles? This was obviously the style of that famous band from Vietnam, alright?

w.a.n.g Guangning silently ridiculed.

Then, as if in response to his ridicule, Zhang Lingyi spoke to Tony with a particularly serious expression, “No, I’ve already decided what hairstyle to do. You just have to follow this.” As he spoke, he pulled out a printed piece of paper in colour from his pocket and handed it to Tony.

w.a.n.g Guangning stretched his neck and peeked at it, then instantly jolted as his scalp tingled. He almost felt like turning tail and escaping.

d.a.m.n, it really was that popular group from Vietnam, HKT!

On the coloured piece of paper that Zhang Lingyi had printed, was evidently a picture from Weibo of the Vietnam band HKT.

Initially, when Tony heard that Zhang Lingyi had already thought of what hairstyle he wanted, he was unhappy since it meant he would be unable to exhibit his creativity. Then, upon being given the picture, his eyes shone and he beamed with joy.

“I didn’t expect that this handsome brother would also have such good taste. HKT’s style has recently been or flags.h.i.+p product, it’s both stylish and domineering. In particular, it has the style of a superstar, especially this one…” Tony pointed his finger, the long nail landing on the ‘superstar’ with the fringe who was standing in the middle of the picture, “Many handsome guys are following the trend and imitating his hairstyle. Choosing this hairstyle is perfect!”

Ah, of course it’s the right choice! Zhang Lingyi expressed his satisfaction at Tony’s explanation. He just knew that he should come and find Tony to do this hairstyle, only he could style it like the original!

At the side, Zhang Lingyi nodded his head then quickly pointed at w.a.n.g Guangning in an accurate move, “No, not me. He is the one who wants this hairstyle.”

A chill splashed down w.a.n.g Guangning’s spine. As he watched Tony turn his pa.s.sionate gaze s.h.i.+ft towards his own body, w.a.n.g Guangning suddenly had the impulse to kill Zhang Lingyi.

However, as a man, he would do as he said.

Although the incarnation of a snarling deity had already emerged in his heart, w.a.n.g Guangning still summoned up his courage and nodded his head with a twisted expression, “Yes, I want this hairstyle.”

Zhang Lingyi, you dare let me become a HKT brother. ⁵

              [5] The sentence that follows this is 我就敢让你纵横金链夹角拖鞋界, does anyone know how to translate this? All I understand is that w.a.n.g Guangning is threatening Zhang Lingyi in his mind, saying he will also dare to ‘do something’. TT – TT

Tony then once again enthusiastically told w.a.n.g Guangning that in all of G city, only he could reproduce the original intensity of HKT’s hairstyle. He a.s.sured that even the length of the hair on his temples would be exactly the same, and that w.a.n.g Guangning would be able to smile proudly once he stepped into the campus.

As a result, w.a.n.g Guangning became even more worried.

After completely tyrannising w.a.n.g Guangning’s spirit, Tony turned and asked Zhang Lingyi, his eyes bright, “And what does this handsome brother prefer as his hairstyle.”

Thinking that there was absolutely no hairstyle in the world that could surpa.s.s HKT, Zhang Lingyi calmly faced w.a.n.g Guangning and said, “I’ll ask him.”

w.a.n.g Guangning sharply swept his gaze over Zhang Lingyi, distressed to find that he really could not think of any hairstyle which existed that was beyond HKT’s style. Hence, he turned around in an especially mischievous manner, “Bald!”

Tony: “……”

Zhang Lingyi: “……”

Tony laughed, “Is this handsome guy just joking?”

w.a.n.g Guangning replied in a firm tone, “No, I’m serious. I have always thought that being bald was the symbol of an iron-blooded man! Zhang Lingyi, what do you think?” That last sentence clearly carried the hint of a threat.

Zhang Lingyi hesitated in his heart, should he continue this love and hate relations.h.i.+p with w.a.n.g Guangning, or just give up and compromise? To a xiao cao who highly valued his appearance, he’d rather die than have to swagger into the city with a bald head…however, it seemed w.a.n.g Guangning had really become the embodiment of a sha ma te⁶!

Idiot!

               [6] 杀马特: ‘shā mǎ tè’ (loanword from ‘smart’) refers to the Chinese subculture of young urban migrants- usually of low education, with exaggerated hairstyles, heavy make-up, flamboyant costumes, piercings and so on.

Zhang Lingyi was at a loss for a while, but ultimately his love for his appearance was unable to resist his wish to see w.a.n.g Guangning become a sha ma te. In the end, Zhang Lingyi said with a serious expression, “Yes, that’s right. I particularly want a very manly and domineering bald head. Master⁷, please get started!”

               [7] 师傅: in this case, it’s used to refer to a qualified worker.

Tony’s expression was as if he had just eaten s.h.i.+t, and he was lifeless for half a day before finally swinging his hips towards w.a.n.g Guangning. At the same time, he directed a shout into the back of the store, “Eric, Eric…quickly come and out and shave off all the hair for this handsome brother…”

He waited for a long time, but no one responded. Tony’s expression sunk and he put his hands on his hips before shouting again, “Li Guodong, you dead person! Did you not hear me? There’s customers out here, you better roll out quickly!”

“I’m coming, I’m coming…” They saw a young man staggering out, dressed quite similar to a gelatin dessert. While running, he replied in an embarra.s.sed voice, “I’m still not used to using this English name…”

At this point in time, both w.a.n.g Guangning and Zhang Lingyi felt a kind of vague anxiousness.

***

The evening was cold, and a chilling wind rustled in the air. Various kinds of dead leaves littered the street, just like a cla.s.sical scene shot from one of Wu Yu Sen’s⁸ films. It seemed as if white doves could also be faintly seen, fluttering in the breeze.

               [8] 吴宇森: director and screenwriter form Hong Kong, his English name is John Woo Yu-Sen.

During this moment, there should have been one or two tall and fierce looking men wearing black coats with high collars and white scarves. They should appear at the end of the street near the horizon, with grim expressions as they bit a toothpick between their teeth…

Yes, just like the plot in those films, the silhouettes of two tall men did indeed appear at the end of the street where the horizon was. Their features were refined, and they carried a handsome and elegant aura. Their expressions were even comparable to a male lead who acted as a murderer in a film.

Only, why were their hairstyles so horrifying?

One of them had a hairstyle reminiscent of those heavy metal styles from a countryside village. His hair was fluffy and stood up high, and his fringe drooped down across his forehead in alternating colours of white and purple. With this, the currently most respected fas.h.i.+on trend in Vietnam was manifested.

As opposed to his complicated hairstyle, the other man’s hairstyle was extremely simple—— he had no hair.

His smooth and bare head was exposed to the cold wind, causing him to s.h.i.+ver involuntarily.

That’s right, they were the two xiao cao of F University—w.a.n.g Guangning and Zhang Lingyi—who were popular with a mult.i.tude of girls and were the representatives of having good tastes, causing people to fall over each other in their eagerness to imitate their style.

After going through four hours of having their hair washed, cut, blown, ironed and dyed, they had finally been able to give a hairstyle to each other that they were both satisfied with. Of course, they were also completely grieving and lamenting over their own hairstyles.

w.a.n.g Guangning’s face was not thick enough, and walking down the road with such a hairstyle made him feel very uncomfortable. Fortunately, there were very few people on the street and they didn’t meet anyone they knew. Otherwise, he really would feel the urge to kill.

“Zhang Lingyi, how long do I have to endure this hairstyle?” w.a.n.g Guangning couldn’t help but touch the tip of his hair that towered above. He felt that Tony really was quite an formidable hairdresser. His own hair was obviously not even that long, so how could it end up reaching so high after experiencing his skills?

This appearance was too sinister!

Although Zhang Lingyi’s bald head was also very unsightly, it couldn’t be compared to w.a.n.g Guangning’s very stylish sha me te kind of hairstyle. Feeling pleased with himself, he said, “Wait until my hair grows out again!”

“As if!” w.a.n.g Guangning replied angrily, “Laozi will go and shave off my tomorrow!”

“Ah, don’t, shou shou!” Zhang Lingyi slung his arm across w.a.n.g Guangning’s shoulder, “I think your hairstyle looks particularly great, just like that of a famous star!”

“Hmph!” w.a.n.g Guangning threw off Zhang Lingyi’s arm, “If you like it so much, then you can get one too when your hair grows back!”

Zhang Lingyi coughed. Undeterred, he once again laid his arm across w.a.n.g Guangning’s shoulder, “Don’t be like this, haven’t I also shaved my hair to become bald? As men, we must courageously face any peculiar stares thrown at us!”

w.a.n.g Guangning realised that trying to establish logic with Zhang Lingyi was nothing but a dead end road.

Hence, he arrogantly gave Zhang Lingyi a jab then scuttled back to his dorm at the speed of lightning.

As if he would keep loitering outside with such a hairstyle.

He had already lost face too many times in these past few days with Zhang Lingyi.

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w.a.n.g Guangning observed his own odd hairstyle for an entire afternoon, then strongly decided that he could definitely not go to public places like the self-study hall anymore. He should just lay low and study in his dorm.

He then sent a text to Sun Siyang asking the other to bring him take-away for dinner.

That night, when Sun Siyang returned to the dormitory, he placed the take-away on w.a.n.g Guangning’s chair just like he usually did. As a result, he found a purple and white fluffy head nestled there.

“f.u.c.k, are you trying to scare this daddy?” Sun Siyang who had always been quite timid was caught unaware and became frightened. He retreated suddenly, “Where did this demon come from? Why are you here in my dorm?”

Sun Siyang’s voice had just spoken when that fluffy ball slowly turned towards him. He was astonished to find that he was facing w.a.n.g Guangning’s expression of bitterness.

“……” Sun Siyang stared in a daze for a while, before he finally croaked out a few words from his brain, “Guangning, did you…receive Tony Boy’s endors.e.m.e.nt fee yet?”

w.a.n.g Guangning wasn’t in the mood to explain the matter to Sun Siyang. He reached out a hand dispiritedly and grabbed the take-away, immersing himself in gobbling up the food in an attempt to borrow his appet.i.te to escape the pain caused by his hairstyle.

“Guangning, what happened to you?” Sun Siyang worried incessantly. He knew that the number one species which w.a.n.g Guangning despised was sha ma te, so why would he get such a hairstyle for no reason?

“Nothing happened.” w.a.n.g Guangning stared deeply into the distance, then slowly spat out a few words, “It’s just that I suddenly…became HKT’s fan…that’s all…”

Ah, heavens! Please send a lightning bolt and strike him to death!

However, the thunderbolt did not hack him, but split apart Sun Siyang instead.

That night, F Xing Ren exploded with a piece of serious news——the two xiao cao w.a.n.g Guangning and Zhang Lingyi were suspected to have been wounded in their heart and thus abandoned themselves to despair by both getting unusual hairstyles.

As soon as w.a.n.g Guangning was told this news by Sun Siyang, he instantly opened the forum. At this moment in time, the posts on the forum were spreading like wildfire. Weibo was also already updating the news in perfect synchronous.

Fellow students and alumnus expressed in profusion that the reason behind this must be because 2012 had almost arrived.

Many young women had posted n number of crying faces in succession, saying that they were tired and felt that they would no longer love again!

“How did this happen?” w.a.n.g Guangning stared at an extremely clear picture of his very ‘stylish’ hairstyle and Zhang Lingyi’s bald head which had appeared online. He suddenly had a feeling of wanting to cry, but not having the tears to do so. Obviously he had chosen to go at a time when people were scarcely about, and he definitely remembered that they hadn’t come across anyone on their way back. So how could this news have been spread out?

Sun Siyang was clearly in the mood to gossip and he said, “I heard that apparently Tony Boy’s manager was very excited since it’s rare for you and Zhang Lingyi to be customers there together. So he secretly took a photo of you both, uploaded it onto Weibo, then…”

Tears streaked down w.a.n.g Guangning’s face.

However, the point that Sun Siyang cared about was different to w.a.n.g Guangning. At the side, he asked cautiously, “But Guangning, how come you appeared in Tony Boy at the same time as Zhang Lingyi? And how come he also has such an…unusual hairstyle?”

Sun Siyang felt that something fishy was going on.

At the beginning, when w.a.n.g Guangning and Zhang lingyi had worn the same outfit and appeared in the same café, he had only thought that it was a coincidence. After all, they had both hated each other for a long time. As w.a.n.g Guangning’s dormmate and best friend, he had also personally witnessed how w.a.n.g Guangning ridiculed Zhang Lingyi.

Yet, during this period of time, w.a.n.g Guangning and Zhang Lingyi frequently interacted and it was unlike that of a fight between two irreconcilable enemies. On the contrary, there seemed to be something unclear between them. If it was as w.a.n.g Guangning had said before, that they had made peace and were now friends, then it was even more odd. If they had made peace and were now friends, did they need to both have these hairstyles that would clearly attract enmity?

This was truly too strange!

Sun Siyang suspected whether w.a.n.g Guangning and Zhang Lingyi had some kind of devil agreement between them both!

So was this an alternative way of a confrontation?

To see who could use a more exotic method and destroy each other faster?

w.a.n.g Guangning didn’t know that Sun Siyang had already thought of so much in his mind. His heart and soul were currently immersed in the bitter reality of his ruined reputation which had been built up over so many years. He climbed up into his bed and decided to sleep early.

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 ρ(- ω -、)ヾ(‘ ▽ ‘ ) Poor Sun Siyang, he’s so confused ~

o(〒﹏〒)o This chapter took a while since it’s probably the most difficult one that I’ve had to translate so far…

There was about 5000 Chinese characters in the raws, and so many different names and idioms I’ve never heard before (｡╯︵╰｡)

At any rate, hope you all enjoy this update ~

I’ll go back and edit through all the chapters so there’s no typos or grammatical errors when we reach Chapter 20 ^ – ^

On a random note, I caught up on the latest chapter of What Lies at the End/ At the End of the Road while translating this, and I can’t believe it’s completed > .

“the time we’d be apart would be nothing compared to the time we’d spend together”

– min woojin ❤

translator: k i a i  

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