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As for me, I had just hurriedly ran downstairs. I was wearing a black sweats.h.i.+rt on the top, and white and red striped exercise pants underneath. On my feet were Micky Mouse cotton slippers. On one of the pairs of shoes, the cotton had deteriorated until Mickey’s nose had fallen off, which I had picked up a few days ago. As a whole, I looked like I was in dire straits, as I tried to sell flowers. Alas…… Fang Yu Ke sweeped his gaze over me. Finally, his gaze fell on my cotton flip flops. A smile tugged at the edge of his lips but he didn’t laugh heartily. I glared at him: “Whatcha looking at? Are you not allowing poor people to wear broken shoes?” Fang Yu Ke laughed as he said: “Every woman has a pair of good shoes that they should have.” I surprisedly asked: “You also know Teng Tang Jing?” “Teng Tang Jing? Is he a guy or a girl? I don’t know him.” I curled my lip: “Hmph, you don’t even know the famous Teng Tang Jing? Go cram and hurry up about it.” TLN: Recall Teng Tang Jing from Meteor Garden…? Fang Yu Ke ignored my words, and asked: “What did you find me for?” After I had bickered with him for some time did I remember that I had yet to speak about some official business. “What kinds of birthday presents does Ru Ting like? What do you plan to give?” When I asked about these official matters, I didn’t forget to unearth all the secrets of the other party.
Fang Yu Ke knitted his brow: “I haven’t thought of this yet. You found me for this?” “Otherwise what would I do? The stinking rich missy isn’t lacking anything. Do you know how awkward this makes it for poor people like me? Give me some consultation information.” “How would I know what girls like? If it was your birthday, what would you hope to receive?” I lifted my head towards the heavens and pondered. Then, I grabbed my fingers and counted one by one: “Shampoo, shower gel, tissue paper, photo frames…..” Fang Yu Ke interrupted me: “Why are you so easy to handle? You don’t want to take advantage of looting other people during your birthday?” “All riight. What I really want are diamonds, gold, a grand mansion…..alas, who will let me loot from them? Won’t it be better to think of some realistic and more reasonable requests. With that said, recently the household products industry is in a state of emergency, and now we’ll have to purchase…” “Let’s go.” “Go where?” “To purchase some things.” Fang Yu Ke didn’t even turn his head as he said this. Messy me eagerly followed after Fang Yu Ke, the jade tree overlooking the wind, as we went to buy some items. As I followed Fang Yu Ke from behind, I didn’t even have the fate of a cannon fodder. At least a cannon fodder had substance. But when I was with him, I could only become air. I pouted and asked Fang Yu Ke: “Did you do that on purpose? Everyone thought that I was a nanny you hired.” Fang Yu Ke sized me up pensively: “You are indeed like a nanny, but you’re always such a clumsy nanny!” I easily fished up a small box of crackers and smashed it onto his body. F**k, will you die if you aren’t sarcastic for once? You’ve already spoke one sentence of argument while I’ve spoken another sentence, and we’ve already travelled from the household products to the produce, and meat district. I didn’t have any interest in the produce. Besides taking a few free samples of food, I could only silently watch as Fang Yu Ke travelled back and forth between piles of green produce. I thought to myself that this rascal was practically perfect: After he was born he gained a whole table, and his appearance could gain a whole hall, his workmans.h.i.+p could earn a whole kitchen, a perfect match for the untouchable pure and flowing Princess Ru Ting. Of course, due to a woman’s selfishness it would still be best if these types of guys were forever single but objectively, besides Ru Ting of the people I knew, I really couldn’t find a better well matched family in social status or another perfect pair. Anyways, after we got to the seafood section, the other party, Fang Yu Ke immediately placed a big X on his perfect image. This rascal unexpectedly grabbed a swamp eel that looked a little like a snake, baring fangs and brandis.h.i.+ng its claws as it scared me. He even smiled sinisterly at one side, waiting for me to put on a good show. I grabbed the seven inch swamp eel and warned him: “This old woman grew up scaring people. Awww this little bro has to be obedient~ Next time if you want to scare me, then grab a cobra and I’ll get a kick out of it~” Fang Yu Ke disappointedly took out a napkin to wipe his hands as he mumbled to himself: “Oh dear, I forgot that when you were little you were indeed naughtier than me…..” Fang Yu Ke pushed the shopping cart as he continued on, and so I followed. Whenever I saw something delicious and fun, I threw it into the cart. After a moment, the little shopping cart was full.
When we were waiting in line, I had a kind of strange misconception, almost as if we had been a couple of lovers for many years. The old husband and old wife came out after shopping, quarreling and pointlessly arguing. Afterwards, it would seem as if they held hands and prepared to go home. Furthermore, I had retaliated and stuck it into his pants pocket, as my legs trembled. As was proper and expected, I waited for Fang Yu Ke to pay the bill. Fang Yu Ke put all the things that had been bought into different categories, letting me carry the light bags of food, as he carried two bags of heavy groceries. Contrary to what one might expect, I was actually awfully happy about his gentlemen elegant demeanor, as I happily followed after him– returning home. After last time’s incident, I had never entered Fang Yu Ke’s dorm. Right now, I “revisited memory lane”. Even if you let me borrow ten of your guts, I didn’t dare lie down on Fang Yu Ke’s bed anymore. I opened the television, very offhandedly. Crouching on the sofa with my bare feet placed on the small side table in front of it, I began to watch television at ease and I even didn’t forget to command Fang Yu Ke: “I want you to take that fish and cut it open, otherwise it’ll stifle to death. If you cut it open later, it’ll get stale.” Fang Yu Ke began to busy himself in the kitchen: “Where do you look like a nanny? You’re obviously a concubine…” I curled up on the sofa and foolishly laughed. I hadn’t known this rascal for a long time. From the original cold faced killer, he had become a boy full of suns.h.i.+ne. Were my instructions right? But, going outside, the two of us relied mutually on each other. If he didn’t treat me well, who would die well? When I thought to this point, I walked to the kitchen and said to Fang Yu Ke: “Fang Yu Ke, in general, you aren’t ungenerous to me. If we don’t become sworn brothers, I’ll feel like I’ve let you down. Before you want to put me side, men can take three wives and four concubines. So I’ll reluctantly marry you, and really become a concubine. In any case we’ll just be pa.s.sing our days and getting along, right?” Fang Yu Ke’s hand that was cutting the vegetables stopped: “I see. Are you proposing to me?” I picked up a piece of a cuc.u.mber from the cutting board and stuffed it into my mouth: “If you want to see it like that, that’s okay. My starting point was to become brothers, but as long as you can settle your primary wife, I’m okay with anything.” Fang Yu Ke lifted his head and fixed his attention on my eyes: “Zhou Lin Lin, how come your habits haven’t changed even now? Everytime when you’re so thankful that you want to marry yourself off, are you always like this to other people? You’ve already married me two times, and I haven’t seen any activity from you…” “Two times? How could I marry the same person two times? When I was little, and I accidentally ruined Shan Shan’s gun, I said it once. When I was borrowing Xiao Yin’s final exam to copy off of, I said it another time, but I hadn’t seemed to say it any other times. Was it possible that when I had gotten drunk last time I had said it?” I looked at Fang Yu Ke, puzzled. Fang Yu Ke’s face was expressionless as he washed the chopping board and ignored me. Alas, this rascal, even though I didn’t look that good, he didn’t need to dislike me that much. I felt wronged as I went back to my lair in the living room sofa. Only a few minutes had pa.s.sed before I fell asleep… Fang Yu Ke lightly patted me awake: “Lin Lin, wake up and eat.” I extremely unwillingly opened my eyes and got up. I sat beside the dining table. When I saw so many dishes, I woke up in a flash. Oh man! The whole table was filled with dishes from our hometown: Xihu fish with vinegar, bamboo shoots with meat slices, Longjing sh.e.l.led shrimp, Brasenia schreberi soup. I licked my lips and immediately picked up my chopsticks to taste everything. After one serving of rice, I actually hadn’t spoken yet. After I drank and ate to my heart’s content, I picked some bamboo and issued: “Fang Yu Ke, even if you’re unwiling to marry me, you must marry my stomach. This year, my stomach has suffered too many wrongs, and it hasn’t eaten meat again in such a long time. If Ru Ting marries you, it will be good indeed. Watching a beautiful womean’s stature and how she nears the white gourd, is a carefree matter in life….Say, do you think I should send her some losing weight medicine for her birthday? Will she admire my foresight in the future?” Fang Yu Ke laughed and did not speak. I changed my sitting position, and put my foot under my b.u.t.t as I continued to think: “What does Ru Ting like most? Answer: She likes Fang Yu Ke the most. Question: What does Fang Yu Ke like the most?
I immediately asked Fang Yu Ke: “Fang Yu Ke what do you like?” Fang Yu Ke wiped the table and said: “Are you talking about people or things?” “Of course I’m talking about things, who wants you to show off your public displays of affection towards the person you like?” Fang Yu Ke considered it: “Submachine guns.” I almost didn’t sit steadily as my b.u.t.t fell from the chair: “Submachine guns?! Real guns or fake guns?” Fang Yu Ke: “Toy guns. The type you play with when you’re little.” I excitedly gripped Fang Yu Ke’s hand: “Comrade Fang Yu Ke, congratulations. I have finally found the organizations I have lost touch with for many years. When I was little, my dream was to hold onto Shan Shan’s toy gun. Then, when it shot towards you, will it be as tremorous as a real gun? At that moment, I will then exchange it for many gold and silver ingots, but I won’t have played with it for a day before it breaks…” Fang Yu Ke grabbed my hand: “Thank you to the organization for finally claiming me.” I laughed: “Fang Yu Ke, just a moment ago, when I saw you cooking and was.h.i.+ng the dishes, I even thought I had misread you. I thought that you were made of ice, but why do you seem just as enthusiastic and hardworking as a young married woman? At least you have some male hobbies.” Fang Yu Ke was unhappy: “I look like a youn gmarried woman in front of you? Even if other people want to eat this, they won’t get a chance to.” I stood on tiptoe and ma.s.saged his head: “Why didn’t you say so earlier? I’ll say, it turns out you were waiting for me to marry you when you were unwilling to marry me. Hubby, tomorrow give me your tall, stimulating infrared ray gun.” [1] The webpage does all the explaining pretty well :P) Go here!