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"Very pleased to make _your_ acquaintance, Miss," he said. "We shall be calling each other Perce and Sylvie in no time, I can see. And now," he continued, turning his back upon the quivering figure of his future playmate, "I should like to address a few observations to the happy couple. You're a nice pair of turtle-doves to come and play gooseberry to, I don't suppose! Here I give up a whole Sat.u.r.day afternoon to come and chaperon our Tilly and her young gentleman down to his ancestral home; and the first thing I know is the pair of them give me the slip at Waterloo! Chronic, I call it!"
"What else did you expect, Mr. Welwyn?" interposed Connie, coming characteristically to the rescue, the majority of the Mainwaring family being in no condition to cope with Percy. "Have n't you ever been engaged yourself?"
Her unsolicited intrusion into the conversation was plainly a shock to Percy's sense of decorum. He coughed reprovingly behind his hand, and turning to d.i.c.ky, remarked:--
"Introdooce me!"
d.i.c.ky, humble and apologetic, complied. Mr. Welwyn went through his usual performance, and continued:--
"Engaged, Mrs. Carmyle? Not me! Not that I might n't have bin, mark you, if I had n't been born careful. Be born careful, and you need n't be born lucky. The Proverbs of Perce--Number one!" he added, in a humorous aside. "Well, to resume. Luckily I had the old push-bike with me, and I managed to find my way down here in a matter of an hour and a half or so. And then what happens? Just as I am doing a final spin up your kerridge-drive, your ladys.h.i.+p--_bing! bang!_ and I get bowled over in the dark by a charging rhinoceros!"
Mr. Welwyn concluded this dramatic narrative with a few appropriate gestures, and paused to note its effect upon his auditors.
"That was Maximilian, I fancy," explained d.i.c.ky cheerfully. "The little fellow must have got loose. Did you notice which way he was going?"
"I did," replied Percy with feeling. "He was going the opposite way to me."
"In that case," replied d.i.c.ky reflectively, "he must be halfway back to mother by this time. Well, perhaps it is just as well. Did you happen to observe whether he had the rain-gauge with him?"
"All I remarked," replied Mr. Welwyn bitterly, "was about half a mudguard. But that," he continued, with a winning smile to the ladies, "is neither here nor there, is it? Seeing as you are safe, Tilly, old girl, I think I may now resign the post of chaperon into her ladys.h.i.+p's hands. And perhaps," he added with a graceful bow, "I may be permitted to remark that in my humble opinion a more capable pair of hands could not be found for the job."
Lady Adela had suffered severely that day, and her spirit for the time being was almost broken. She merely smiled weakly.
Mr. Welwyn, now at the very top of his form, struck an att.i.tude.
"My trusty iron steed," he declaimed, "waits without the battlements--all but a few spokes, that is, accounted for by the aforesaid rhinoceros--and I must hence, to ketch the seven-fifteen back to Londinium."
"Does that mean he is going?" murmured Lady Adela to her daughter, with a flutter of hope upon her drawn features.
Sylvia was nodding rea.s.suringly, when the tactless d.i.c.ky broke in:--
"Percy, old son, you really must stay for dinner, if not for the night."
"We can't send you away empty in weather like this, Mr. Welwyn," added Mr. Mainwaring hospitably. "My dear--"
He turned to his wife, but the words froze upon his lips, for Lady Adela presented an appearance that can only be described as terrible. But the impervious Percy noticed nothing.
"By my halidom," he exclaimed, highly gratified, "that was well spoken!
Yet it cannot be. I thank you, ladies and gentles all, for your courtly hospitality; but, as the bard observes: 'I _must_ get home to-night!'"
(Here he broke into song, and indulged in what are known in theatrical circles as "a few steps.") "The club has an important run billed for to-morrow, and if little Percy is missing, there will be enquiries.
Still, rather than disoblige, I'll split the difference. I will drain a stirrup-cup of foaming Ba.s.s with ye ere I depart. Then, forward across the drawbridge! Yoicks! Likewise Tally Ho! Which way, fair sir,"
concluded this high-spirited youth, turning to his host, "to the Saloon Bar?"
"Percy," remarked d.i.c.ky hurriedly, "you are immense! You ought to go on the Halls. Come along! This way!"
"I have bin approached, mind you," began the comedian, taking d.i.c.ky's arm, "but!"
"Are you coming too, Tilly?" asked d.i.c.ky, looking back.
Tilly, who had been apprehensively regarding the flinty countenances of her future relatives-in-law, a.s.sented hurriedly and gratefully.
"Yes, please," she said. "I will come and see Percy off."
She took d.i.c.ky's free arm.
"'T is meet and fitting," observed the ebullient Percy. "We will drain a tankard jointly. Right away! Pip, pip! Good-morrow, knights and ladies all!"
The trio disappeared into the dining-room, leaving a most uncanny silence behind them!
Mr. Mainwaring hastily picked up the evening paper and enshrouded himself in its folds. Lady Adela feebly signalled to Sylvia for the smelling-salts.
"A perfectly _appalling_ young man!" she announced.
"And a perfectly sweet little girl!" quoth loyal Connie.
CHAPTER XV
A DAY OF CALM REFLECTION
I
At half-past eight next morning Connie Carmyle, wearing a tweed coat and skirt and neat brown brogues, came whistling downstairs, intent upon a const.i.tutional before breakfast.
Upon the sofa in front of the hall-fire, self-consciously perusing a Sunday newspaper, sat a large man of slightly sheepish appearance. At the sight of Connie he rose guiltily to his feet. Mrs. Carmyle embraced him in a motherly fas.h.i.+on.
"And may I ask what you are doing here, my man?" she enquired.
"Finished things off last night after all," replied her husband; "so thought I might as well run down this morning and spend the day."
"Why?" asked Mrs. Carmyle wonderingly. She knew perfectly well; but being a woman and the possessor of an undemonstrative husband, it pleased her to spur him into making an exhibition of himself.
"Thought I should like a rest," said Mr. Carmyle gruffly. "Had a pretty tough week," he added, in a pusillanimous attempt to excite compa.s.sion.
"Is that the only reason?" persisted his heartless spouse.
"Having a wife, thought I might as well come and see her for an hour or two," conceded Carmyle grudgingly.
"You must put it better than that, darling," said Connie inexorably.
"Now, be a little man! You came because--because--"
The sorely-harra.s.sed husband, driven into a corner, turned a deep plum-colour.
"Because I love you!" he growled. "Now chuck it, Connie, for goodness'
sake!"