Random Rhymes and Rambles Part 1

Random Rhymes and Rambles.

by William Wright.

INTRODUCTION.

_The RANDOM RHYMES and RAMBLES_, _in verse and prose_, _are but the leisure musings of the uneducated_, _and cannot be expected to come up to anything like the standard of even poetry_; _yet_, _when the fact is known that the Author_, _like his Works_, _are rough and ready_, _without the slightest notion of either Parna.s.sus or the Nines_, _at least give him credit for what they are worth_.

_WILLIAM WRIGHT_.

Random Rhymes AND Rambles.

Come Nivver De e Thee Sh.e.l.l.

Come nivver dee e thy sh.e.l.l, oud lad, Are words but rudely said; Tho thay may chear some stricken heart, Or raise some wretched head; For thay are words I love mysel, They're music to my ear; Thay muster up fresh energy Ta chase each dout an' fear.

Nivver dee e thy sh.e.l.l, oud lad, Tho tha be poor indeed; Ner lippen ta long it turning up Sa mich ov a friend in need; Fer few ther are, an' far between, That helps a poor man thru; An G.o.d helps them at helps thersel, An' thay hev friends enew.

Nivver dee e thy sh.e.l.l, oud lad, What ivver thy crediters say; Tell um at least tha'rt forst ta owe, If tha artant able ta pay; An if thay nail thy bits o' traps, An sell thee dish an' spooin; Remember fickle fortun lad, Sho changes like the mooin.

Nivver dee e thy sh.e.l.l, oud lad, Tho some ma laugh an scorn; There wor nivver a neet 'fore ta neet, Bud what there come a morn; An if blind fortun used thee bad, Sho's happen noan so meean; Ta morn al come, an then for some The sun will s.h.i.+ne ageean.

Nivver dee e thy sh.e.l.l, oud lad, Bud let thy motto be,- "Onward! an' excelsior;"

And try for t' top o't tree: And if thy enemies still pursue, Which ten-to-one they will, Show um oud lad tha'rt doing weel, An climbing up the hill.

Oud Betty's Advice.

So Mary, la.s.s, tha'rt bahn to wed It morning we young blacksmith Ned, And tho it makes thy mother sad, Its like to be; I've nout ageean yond decent lad No more ner thee.

Bud let me tell thee what ta due, For my advice might help thee thru; Be kind, and to thy husband true, An I'll be bun Tha'll nivver hev a day ta rue, For out tha's done.

Nah, try to keep thi former knack, An due thi wes.h.i.+ng in a crack, Bud don't be flaid to bend thi back, Tha'll n.o.bbut sweeat; So try an hev a bit o' tack, An do it neat.

Be sure tha keeps fra being a flirt, An pride thysel e being alert,- An mind to mend thi husband's s.h.i.+rt, An keep it clean; It wod thy poor oud mother hurt, If tha wor mean.

Don't kal abaht like monny a wun, Then hev to broil, an sweeat, an run; Bud, alus hev thy dinner done, Withaht a mooild; If its n.o.bbut meil, la.s.s, set it on, An hev it boiled.

So Mary, I've no more to say- Tha gets thy choice an' tak thy way; An if tha leets to rue, I pray, Don't blame thy mother: I wish you monny a happy day We wun another.

The Fugitive: a Tale Kersmas Time.

We wor snugly set araand the hob, 'Twor one wet Kersmas Eve, Me an arr Kate an t' family, All happy aw believe: Aar Kate hed Harry on her knee, An' awd aar little Ann, When their come rapping at the door A poor oud beggar man.

Sleet trinkled down his h.o.a.ry locks, That once no daht were fair; His hollow cheeks were dead'ly pale, His neck and breast were bare; His clooase, unworthy o' ther name, Were raggd an steepin wet; His poor oud legs were stockingless, And badly shooed his feet.

Come in to't haase, said t' wife to him, An get thee up to't fire; Sho then brought aht were humble fare, T'wor what he did desire; And when he'd getten what he thowt, An his oud regs were dry, We akst what distance he hed come, An thus he did reply:

"Awm a native of Cheviot hills, Some weary miles fra here; Where I like you this neet hev seen Mony a Kersmas cheer; Bud I left my father's haase, when young, Determined aw wad roaam; An' like the prodigal of yore, Am mackin toards mi hoame.

"Aw soldiered in the Punjaub lines, On India's burning sand; An nearly thirty years ago Aw left me native land; Discipline being ta hard for me, My mind wor always bent; So in an evil h.o.a.r aw did Desart me regiment.

An nivver sin durst aw go see My native hill an glen, Whar aw mud now as well hev been The happiest ov all men; Bud me blessing-an aw wish yah all A merry Kersmas day; Fer me, awl tack me poor oud bones, On Cheviot hills to lay."

"Aw cannot say," aw said to't wife, "Bud aw feel rather hurt; What thinks ta la.s.s if tha lukes aht, An finds t'oud chap a s.h.i.+rt."

Sho did an all, and stockins too; An tears stud in her e'e; An in her face the stranger saw Real Yorks.h.i.+re sympathee.

Ahr little Jim gav monny a sigh, When he hed heard his tale, An spak o' some oud trouses, At hung at chamer rail; Then aht at door ahr Harry runs, An back agean he shogs, He's been it coit ta fetch a pair O' my oud iron clogs.

It must be feearful coud ta neet, Fer fouk ats aht at door; Give him yahr oud grey coit an' all, At's thrown at chamer floor: And then thars thy oud hat, said Kate, At's paused so up an dahn; It will be better ner his own, Tho' its withaht a craan."

So when we'd geen him what we cud, (In fact afford to give,) We saw the tears come dahn the cheeks, O't poor oud fugitive; He thank'd us ower an ower agean And often he did pray, At barns mud nivver be like him; Then travelled on his way.

Sall at Bog.

Me love is like the pashan dock, That grows it summer fog; And tho' sho's but a country la.s.s, I like my Sall at Bog.

I walk'd her aht up Rivock End, And dahn a bonny dale, Whear golden b.a.l.l.s an kahslips grow, An b.u.t.ter cups do smell.

We sat us dahn at top o't gra.s.s, Cloyce to a runnin brook, An harkend watter wegtails sing Wi't sparrow, thrush, an' rook.

Aw lockt her in my arms, an thout Az t'sun shane in her een, Sho wor the nicest kolleflaar At ivver aw hed seen.

'Twor here we tell'd wer tales o' love, Beneath t'oud hazel tree; How fondly aw liked Sall at Bog, How dearly sho liked me.

An' if ivver aw deceive thee, Sall, Aw vow be all aw see, Aw wish that aw mud be a kah, An it belong ta thee.

Bud aw hev plump fergotten nah What awther on us said; At onny rate we parted friends, An boath went home ta bed.