Heibon na Watashi wa Tonikaku Hibon Chapter 17

「Hey hey, are those two always like that?」

Emyuril asked Tonic who was walking beside her.
She was looking at the two people right behind her.

「Hm? Like what?」

「Touching like that. Chatting cheerfully like that. Patting her head like that.」

He glanced at Rey and Rio for a while and nodded as a confirmation, like there’s nothing wrong with them.

「Yep, that’s quite normal」

「……Normal? Rey? T-h-t Rey?」

「yup. T-h-t Rey is our normal Rey」

「h.e.l.l no! You’re lying! People are calling him “The Mage of Ice” because he barely shows his expression. That! That is a smile! That is a gentle smile on his face!!」

Emyurill’s reaction was like she was looking at the end of the world. Tonic couldn’t help but give a wry smile.

‘; Tonic had his fair share of being Emyurill’s plaything. He can endure it since he was quite durable, but there is no way Rio could handle Emyu shoving 3 quarterstaffs up into her rear hole.

「Ah, come to think of it. It’s the first time you saw them like this, was it? He’s been like that ever since the first time he brought Rio to me, so I didn’t feel anything wrong with that」

Ever since he brought Rio to him, Rey has been acting like that with Rio.
Both of them have no qualm with

each other, so Tonic doesn’t find anything wrong with that. But now since Emyurill mentioned it, Reyfaras never really act like that with other people.
Does Reyfaras consider Rio as something else?
Perhaps as someone “special”?

「Is it possible that Rey like Rio-chan?」

「Ah, well… probably」

「What do you mean with “probably”? He clearly treats her differently from other people, so it’s not “probably” anymore!」

「The person himself is unaware of it. That’s why I don’t think he treats her as “special”」

Was she special because he feels responsible for accidentally summoned her using G.o.ddess summoning?
Was she special because she can see spirits just like him?
Or was she special because he sees her as a member of opposite s.e.x?

“; Or was she special “; because he couldn’t resist tapping her non-existent chest?

「Fufufu. He definitely likes her. A lot. I’m his older sister, of course I know. I know him more than he knows himself」

She said with a very “sister-like” face.
Never seen her brother like that, she seized Tonic’s arm.
Surprisingly, not even with Tonic’s whole strength could stop her.

「Ouch! Emyu-san! Wai- Goodnes- Let me go!!」

「Look at him! Look at him!! Our Rey is blus.h.i.+ng! Rio-chan! Rio-chan! What did you say to him? Hm?」

She managed to drag Tonic all the way towards the two of them,

them, despite Tonic kept swatting her hand, begging to be let go.
She was way too excited.

「Wait, Emyu-san! Owowow!!! She said 『Like the moon』! Gaah! Rio said it! To Rey!!」 (Tonic)

「Heee, you can tell even from that distance? Oh wait, did you say that Rey is like the moon? Rio-chan? Really!? Kyaaaaa!!!」(Emyu)

「I can do lip reading! No, before th G.o.d dam-, stop bas.h.i.+ng me!」(Tonic)

She hasn’t let his arm go, but she already using her other arm to bash him with so much strength.
Tonic was already in tears.

「Ufufu… Tonic, would thy be so kind and explain?」(Emyu)

「Ow ow… ehem… First of all, Rio doesn’t know what that expression means in this country, don’t you?」(Tonic)

Tonic then started explaining while rubbing his arm which was just released.
His arm hurt, but the place where he was smacked hurt even more.
Emyurill was stupidly strong.
He prayed earnestly that one day she would be more self-aware regarding her strength.
As the vice-captain of the Frontline Vanguard Corps, there weren’t many humans that could inflict so much damage on him.

$She is the sole reason why he was this close to being a m.a.s.o.c.h.i.s.t. He could never forget the pain of being ah whatever.. I’m too tired to make up any more of this s.h.i.+t

「Looks like the moon, hm? In this country,

this country, it’s a word to express your love toward opposite gender. But since Rio-chan is new here, she mustn’t have known what it meant. But… to think that our Rey really took it sooo seriously… Uhehehehe」

「Umm… So… what does that mean?」

「Isn’t it obvious? Rey likes Rio-chan」

「Ah yes, that is probably right」(Tonic)

To think he would catch my childhood friend in his embarra.s.sing moment of his love life…
But after looking at his embarra.s.sed face straight ahead, Tonic had to change his 『probably right』 into 『Ah so it’s true, good for him』.
There are so few people that Rey considered “important” to begin with. Much less those he considered “special”.
Since Tonic had a long history with Rey and had fought hand-in-hand in the dangerous battles together, he was one of those considered “special” to Rey.
They clawed their way from the depth of h.e.l.l itself, that “special” bond connected both of them.
Just like the bond he had with Cryhart.

「Hoo, I see… So humans compares the loved one to the moon to confess their love」(Av)

「Ara, did Av not know about this?」

Their other companion joined them.
Avard nodded and confirmed Emyurill’s question. (TL: I had an epiphany. I can change F to V so I can change the name アーファルト (Afart) to Avard. Previously translated as Alphard translated as Alphard to prevent our ex-demon king to sound like gaseous excrement)

「No matter how old they are, humans always have trouble in expressing their true feelings. Us demons are way more honest in that aspect. I wonder why your race a.s.sociates love with embarra.s.sment. Greater the love, the harder it is to convey, I see. Can’t you just rephrase it into something else? Fascinating…」

「By the way, the proper response is 『You look just like the sun』」

「Hoo」

「The moon and sun are a pair. Conveying your love by comparing each other with the moon and the sun is like promising to be together forever and ever. These words are also spoken during wedding ceremony」

「That is why, if Rey responded with 『You look just like the sun』, the two of you will officially become lovers」

「Rio-chan didn’t even know about this, who knows what she thinks about Rei, hm? I ca~n’t wait to see you two stiiiiiick together」

The three of them laughed while Rey and Rio could only suffer in silence.
They were embarra.s.sed, yet both of them felt happy about it.
It would be good if this teacher-student pair would someday walk on the same path.
As Rio’s teacher and Reyfaras’ childhood friend, Tonic prayed for their happiness from the bottom of his heart.