Roughneck - An Autobiography Part 4

"Yeah, I might have and might not, but I figured I'd be better off in another line. Have the odds more on my side. You see, I look at it this way, Jim. It's hard to get anything and hold onto it, even if the other guys in your field are just 'almost' as good as you are. You don't stand out, know what I mean? To really stand out you've got to move out of your own pasture-get into some line of work like, well, like this. Something where you don't have any compet.i.tion; where you can slap h.e.l.l out of any three guys you may come up against. Do you get my meaning, Jim?"

"I get it," I said.

"I don't see any sales slips here, Jim..."

"No," I said. "I didn't sell anything."

"And there are no collections on these cards..."

"I didn't collect anything."

He studied me, shook his head. "No, you wouldn't be that stupid. You wouldn't try to knock down the whole lot. Did you take the day off, Jim? No? You actually worked six hours without making any sales or any collections?"

"Yes," I nodded. "I know it sounds funny, but-"

"Funny? No, I wouldn't say it was. Come around the counter, Jim." He pointed. "Come right through that little gate there, and sit down in this chair." He pushed me into it. "And I'll sit down right in front of you." He did so. "Now, let's have the story."

He was sitting so close that his legs pressed against mine; he had also leaned forward, gripping the arms of my chair. Obviously, with our respective noses almost touching each other, the position was not one to put me at my ease. The explanation I stammered out sounded preposterously weak and foolish.

Nevertheless, and much to my surprise, Clark seemed to accept and understand it. "I've been afraid at times, too, Jim. There's been times when I've lost my nerve. I remember once in Chicago when I was working for a loan shark, a very tough outfit, incidentally. They sent me out to collect from a steelworker who owed us a hundred-half of it interest-and the guy went for me with a baseball bat. d.a.m.ned near caved my skull in. Scared? Why, Jim, it took the guts right out of me. And then I sneaked back to the office, and I got them back. The boss gave me a break. He had a couple of boys take me down into the bas.e.m.e.nt and 'both' of them had baseball bats; and they didn't just threaten me with 'em, they used them. And pretty soon, Jim, I wasn't afraid of that other guy at all. I wasn't afraid to collect from him. All that I was afraid of was what would happen if I didn't collect...Now, to get down to your case, to get to the point, Jim-I'll lay you a little bet. I'll bet you'd like to go out to the rendering plant tomorrow and get the dough out of that jerk. I'll bet you'd a lot rather do that than come in here and tell me that you haven't done it, that you've p.i.s.sed off a whole day. Am I right, Jim? Isn't that the way you feel about it?"

I would like to be able to say that I stood up at this point, told him to take his job and shove it, and walked out. But, inclined as I am to place myself in the most favorable light, I am incapable of such an outright lie. I had to work. I had grown up in a world, in jobs, where the roughest justice prevailed, where discipline was maintained, more often than not, with physical violence. And, now, in Clark, I recognized an all too familiar type. From such men, a nominal bluff is a warning. Their threats are promises.

"You weren't thinking of quitting, were you, Jim? I'd hate to see you do that. It costs money to break a man in, and I'm supposed to know how to pick 'em."

I shook my head. "No, I don't want to quit."

"That's on the level? You wouldn't just walk out of here tonight and not show up any more? If you have something of that kind in mind..."

"I don't."

"Good boy!" He grinned suddenly and took a playful poke at my chin. "You'll be all right now; you'll do fine from now on. You were just afraid-of the wrong things."

Well, to make an interminable story merely long, I did go out to the rendering plant the next day and I collected from the man who had tried to drop the hog on me. I cut my last cla.s.s at school, and was thus able to arrive at the plant before noon. I was waiting at the door when Brown came outside to eat his lunch. Taken by surprise and being without the previous day's advantage, he paid up promptly. In fact, after one startled look at me, he was extending the money before I could ask for it.

Heartened by this success, I did fairly well that day. But the following day I went into another slump, and by Sat.u.r.day I was selling and collecting next to nothing. Clark, whose manner had grown increasingly ominous as the week progressed, detained me that night for another "conference."

It began much the same way that the first one had. The stage setting was the same. Seating me in front of him, he pinned me to the chair with his knees and arms and thrust his face into mine. In a quiet, purring voice, he lectured me on the perils of misplaced fear. He was deadly serious. Now and then, he gripped my arm in emphasis and I almost yelled with the pain. And yet essentially, deep in that part of heart or mind which makes a man what he is, I remained unaffected. I was afraid of him, but the fear could not move me.

"Jim-" His voice snapped suddenly. "You think I'm kidding you? You think I'll let you get away with making a chump out of me? Boy, if you've got any ideas like that...!"

"I haven't," I said. "I know how you feel. I wouldn't really blame you if you took a poke at me."

"It'll be more than a poke, Jim! By G.o.d, you're going to start hitting that ball Monday or-"

"I don't think I can," I said. "I'd like to-I need every cent I can get. But you'll be doing the smart thing to fire me."

"Huh-uh! I'm not firing you and you're not quitting."

I shrugged. He was calling the turns. He could keep me on the job-make it extremely unpleasant for me to leave-but he could not make me perform in it. If he thought that he could, I added (rather shakily) now was a good time to try.

"Yeah?" His jaw jutted out. "That's the way you want it, huh?"

"N-no. But-"

"Tell me, Jim..." He paused and wet his lips. Then, he went on, his broad face puzzled, his tone almost wheedling. "You stacked up like my kind of guy. I figured you and me, we probably went to different schools together. So, well, what's the deal, boy? How come it rolls out like this?"

"I don't know," I said.

"You're sure you haven't let some of these deadbeats get you down? They haven't got the Indian sign on you so bad that-"

"It isn't them," I said. "It's me, something that sort of holds me back. I don't know quite how to explain it, but..."

"Go on. Make a stab at it, Jim."

"I guess I'm not afraid of them enough," I said. "They may pull some stunt like that guy at the rendering plant did, but I know they're really no match for us. We've got everything on our side. The law, and a tough bunch of boys to ride them ragged. I can't fight people like that. I feel sorry for them."

"They don't feel that way about you, Jim. They hate your guts. You saw how that Brown character acted."

"I know," I said. "That's what started it. Seeing how they felt, and not being able to resent it. Feeling that I had it coming. If I'd been in Brown's place, if someone had charged me four prices for a bunch of junk and then shoved my wife around, I'd have probably done what he did."

"They don't have to buy the stuff, Jim. If they're stupid enough to do it-"

"They have to buy it or do without. No one else will sell to them."

"Yes, but..." He paused. "Yeah, but Jim..." he said slowly, and paused again. "You see, Jim, It's-uh-uh-"

He stood up and paced around the office. Turning suddenly, he leveled a finger at me. "Now, here's the way it is, Jim. We're actually pretty d.a.m.ned nice to these people. We're just working to help 'em, but naturally-uh-help costs money, so we have to-uh-"

He broke off, scowling, fixing me with a glare that dared me to laugh. Then, following a long moment of silence, his face relaxed and he himself laughed. "All right," he said. "All right, Jim, we'll call it quits for tonight. But you're going to do it, get me? By G.o.d, you-you 'got' to do it!"

Judson Clark-Jud Clark. Ex-college football star, ex-pug, ex-heavy in the loan shark racket: a literate thug, to state the case briefly. I worked with him for months-at least, I held my job with the store-and I came to like him very much. I liked him and pitied him.

I was, as he had indicated, "his kind of people." Our backgrounds roughly paralleled one another, and I should have responded to the demands of necessity and self-preservation. I should and I must-for in my failure he saw failure for himself. I represented something vital to him, a threat to the only way of life he could understand. His fear that the structure of that life might be crumbling was far greater than any fear he could inspire in me.

Our conferences became almost nightly affairs, by turns abusive and wheedling. He jeered me in front of the other collectors. He even called Mom one day to declare that I was letting him down sadly-he who had only my best interests at heart-that I was failing her and Freddie, that jobs were very, very hard to get and that it would be a shame if I was forced to drop out of school; and asking her to "lay the proposition" before me and to make me "see the light" and so on.

I told Mom that I wished to G.o.d he would fire me. The constant pressure was to do a job which I could not do, and yet being unable to quit was becoming unbearable.

It goes without saying, of course, that I did not always check in at the store empty-handed. I usually had some small something to show for my day's efforts. Generally speaking, however, the nature of my successes was such as to leave Clark almost anything but rea.s.sured.

"I don't get it, by G.o.d!" he yelled one night. "This b.a.s.t.a.r.d-all the other boys gave up on him. Even I took a crack at him and I couldn't score. He's a mean, no-good son-of-a-b.i.t.c.h. He loaded up on that stuff without ever intending to give us a nickel, and he's got so d.a.m.ned many judgments against him it was a waste of time to sue. So I'm all set to charge him off, and then you get his card. And you, by G.o.d, you collect!"

"Yes," I said uneasily. "It looks like-uh-I did, all right."

"Well? If you can collect from guys like that, you can collect from anyone!"

I shook my head. We had had similar discussions before, and I had not been able to make him understand. I felt differently about this particular customer and the others like him. I could tackle them without any twinge of conscience.

He stood over my chair, scowling, and I thought that at last he would give way to his feelings by giving me a drubbing. Instead, he turned abruptly and marched over to the card files.

He began to thumb through them swiftly, occasionally jerking a card out and tossing it onto his desk. Then, when he had extracted about twenty of them, he gestured curtly to me.

"All right," he said, "there's your cards for tomorrow. And by G.o.d, Jim...Well, you know what I mean. You do it, get me? You do what you're supposed to do!"

I looked at the cards. I looked at him. "All right," I said. "I'll do what I'm supposed to..."

In the deepest black there is some white; and among our several thousand customers there were a few hundred whom any store would have been delighted to have on its books. If one of them fell behind in his payments, a polite note from Clark would usually elicit a prompt remittance. At the worst, a word or two from a collector would turn the trick. There was no, or practically no, collection expense in dealing with these customers. The store made recognition of the fact by selling them reasonably good merchandise and at reasonably fair prices, and in other ways-insofar as it was capable of that figurative act-leaned over backwards to retain their good will.

Collectors, naturally, love such clients...but they are not allowed to keep them. It is a collector's job to collect-not merely to accept payments. It is a manager's or credit manager's job to see that the collector devotes his expensive time to people who will not pay of their own free will. That is the rule. I, through Clark's fear-born stubbornness, became an exception to it.

To use the contemptuous installment house term, I was handed a "milk route." I worked it (you should excuse the expression) well into the following spring.

Occasionally, I would be called upon to take over some nominally uncollectible account-some deadbeat so completely lacking in scruples that I could feel free in abandoning my own-and then I would have to actually work. But most of the time I did nothing more arduous than write receipts and pocket payments.

So Clark had his way; he proved himself right and me wrong. But his triumph was even emptier than it appeared. For now, with one corner of his life's mudsill secured, the others began to waver and give way.

Clark had a saying, a ready retort for the collector who fell down on an account. "The guy's eating, isn't he?" he would say. "Well, if he's eating, he's got dough. He has to have, and by G.o.d you better get it!"

It was a pretty conclusive argument. Or, rather, it had been in the past. But in the end-as the end approached-the collectors had an answer for it. They came in at night, dogged and sullen and sometimes battered, men driven as far as they could be driven. And they faced Clark almost pleasurably, anxious to reply to his stock question, to deliver the retort beyond which there could be no other.

"Huh-uh. That's what I'm saying, Jud-they ain't eating. Ain't got a thing in the house but a pound or so of cornmeal."

"What the h.e.l.l you trying to hand me?" Clark would say, his voice furiously desperate. "G.o.ddammit, everybody's got to eat! You think I'm going to swallow any G.o.dd.a.m.ned story like-"

"I'm telling you how it is, Jud,"-an indifferent shrug, perhaps a thinly disguised sneer-"Why don't you check on it yourself? Maybe you can get that cornmeal away from 'em."

Each week the inflow of cash dropped to a new low. Even some of the best accounts began to go sour. One of the collectors was laid off, then another; finally only Durkin and I remained. The home office issued instructions that no merchandise should be sold except for cash.

This last happening, Durkin told me, was the tipoff. It was all over now but the shouting. "The chain's getting ready to fold, Jim. It's finally sunk in on 'em that they can't beat this. They're just stalling for time, trying to grab off what they can without putting out anything more."

I was sure he was right, but Clark, when I asked him about it, furiously denied that the company was on the verge of bankruptcy.

He had grown quite thin in recent weeks. The flesh was drawn tight on his broad, strong face. He swayed a little as he addressed me, and his breath stank with the odor of rotgut whiskey.

"That G.o.dd.a.m.ned Durkin," he jeered. "A G.o.dd.a.m.ned rube! What the-'hic!-'what the h.e.l.l does he know? Why, Jim, Jim, ol' pal-" He leaned forward, confidentially, dropping a hand on my shoulder to steady himself. "I've 'seen' it, Jim, I know what I'm talking about. They got their own office building, hundreds, thousands of people workin' in it, an'-and they got their own factories and trucking lines an'-and warehouses that cover a city block. An' they got all these stores-stores in almost every state in the union, two'r three in some states. An'-'hup!-'they even control some banks, Jim. Just the same as own 'em. S-say our accounts are spread over a year's time, why they can take that paper to the banks an' get the cash on it. They got 'em by the b.a.l.l.s, see? They crack the whip just like we do, an'-an' you know us, Jim. Long's the b.a.s.t.a.r.ds've got a nickel to get, we-w-we-"

He swayed, staggered, and lurched back against his desk. He sat there, nodding owlishly into s.p.a.ce, and mumbling and muttering to himself.

"G-got to be. S-saw it myself, didn't I? All the people'n the buildings'n the factories'n the b-banks'n the warehouses'n the...the everything. Didn't let 'em jus' tell me. Saw it m'self. Know it's there-g-gotta be there. Somethin's there it's 'there.' 'S'there an' tha.s.s all there is to it. Where-w-where the h.e.l.l's it gonna be if it ain't there? What...where'n h.e.l.l is anything gonna be?"

Two weeks later the chain closed its doors.

11.

I squeezed through the summer on a variety of odd jobs, anything I could get that would bring in a few dollars. Early in the fall, the radio store for which I had been making an occasional sale came out with a line of low-priced table models-a decided novelty in those days-and I made money hand over fist. I was convinced that I had the depression licked. So much so that I not only reenrolled for the college fall term, but I also got married. My wife had a good job. Our understanding was that, if I should be caught in a pinch, she could give me enough financial help to get through college. Meanwhile, until I was solidly on my feet and a better arrangement could be worked out, she continued to live with her family and I with mine.

Alas, for the best laid plans of newly married couples. A horde of other salesmen jumped in on the radio bonanza. Within a few weeks, the depression-narrowed market was saturated and my earnings fell to nothing. I could find no other work. My wife's employers learned of her marriage (we had been keeping it secret), and having a no-married-women policy, they promptly fired her. Then, to further complicate the situation, she discovered she was pregnant.

Mom and Freddie went back to my grandparents' home. I withdrew from school, gave the remitted tuition fees to my wife and took to the road.

I think I must have hitchhiked the length and breadth of Nebraska ten times in looking for work. I found barely enough to buy myself an occasional meal; and finally I could no longer do that. It was late in November, in the city of Omaha, that I reached the end of my tether. I was light-headed from lack of food. Weeks of sleeping in fields and ditches had ruined my clothes. Cold water shaving and was.h.i.+ng had left me smeared, scratched and sinister-looking.

Night came on. Snow began to fall. s.h.i.+vering, I got up from my park bench and wobbled up the street. I came to an empty doorway and took refuge in it, huddling back against the rusted dusty screen. The building was on the edge of the business district-a poorly lit, semi-slum section. On the corner, a few feet away, was a bus stop. A bus drew up, and a middle-aged, well-dressed man got off.

He peered around in the darkness, frowning. Then with a muttered "d.a.m.n," he turned back to the curb. Apparently he had got off at the wrong stop and was now waiting for another bus. I stood staring at his pudgy, well-clothed figure. Never before had I had the nerve to b.u.m anyone-to ask for money. I simply didn't know how to go about it. But I knew I'd better do it now unless I intended to freeze or starve. Perhaps, I thought, taking a preliminary gulp of my pride, it wouldn't be so bad. We were alone, he and I, and there would be no witnesses to my shame.

I stepped out of the doorway, and walked up behind him. I said-well, I don't know what I said. But I suspect that discomfort and nervousness made me rather gruff. He could hardly be blamed if he construed my appeal as a demand.

"Huh!" he grunted and looked startledly over his shoulder.

He gulped and faced straight ahead again. His hand went into his pocket and came out with two one-dollar bills and a quant.i.ty of change. He thrust it backwards at me. And without turning around, and before I could thank him, he started across the street at a run.

He dashed into a small cigar store, and I saw him speak excitedly to the proprietor. The latter s.n.a.t.c.hed up a telephone, and...and the truth finally dawned on me.

The guy thought I had held him up. He was summoning the police.

I forgot all about being weak and giddy. For the next five minutes or so, I reclaimed the one athletic skill of my misspent youth-marathon running. When the cops arrived at the scene of the "holdup"-and they wasted no time about it-I was so far away that I could barely hear the frustrated whinings of their sirens.

A good meal and a visit to a barber college did wonders for me. But that night, in a fifty-cent hotel room, I decided to clear out of Nebraska. There was nothing here for me. Perhaps there was nothing elsewhere, either, but I 'knew' there was nothing here.

The next morning I hitchhiked back to Lincoln and said good-bye to my wife. It was not a pleasant occasion, much less so than it would have been ordinarily, since her elderly parents felt-justifiably, no doubt, from their viewpoint-that I had treated their daughter badly.

Well, anyway. I walked down to the freight yards that night, and caught a train south. In the south, at least, a man could sleep out if he had to.

There were two empty boxcars on the train (empty of paying freight, that is), and they were already filled with travelers like myself. So, believing that it would offer me sufficient protection from the cold, I settled down behind a tractor that was loaded on a flat car.

I was wrong. As the train gathered speed, the sub-zero wind whipped and nipped at me from all directions. The snow piled on me and froze on me until I looked like something carved of stone.

I knew that there was a division stop a couple hours out of Lincoln, and I decided to lay over there and thaw out. But apparently due to the cold and my weariness, I lost consciousness. When I came to it was daylight and I was still on the train, and so nearly frozen that I could barely move.

I rode on into Kansas City. There, with the a.s.sistance of two other b.u.ms, I managed to unload.

I stayed there for a week-I 'laid' there, I should say-in the weeds of the hobo jungles, freeezing and burning by turns, in the throes of pneumonia. Fortunately, I have a hereditarily tough const.i.tution, and I was very lucky. I had fallen among old-time hoboes, men who had chosen the life of wandering workers, not the depression-born b.u.ms. We had been in many of the same places-the pipeline jobs, the "rag-towns" of the south and west. I was one of them, a guy who could talk knowingly of Four-Trey Whitey and the Half-A-Half Pint Kid, who knew how to filter canned heat through a handkerchief and rubbing alcohol through dry bread, who knew all the verses to the 'Gallows Song.' In a word, I was a brother in distress, and deserving of all the help they could give. And they gave it. I came out of my illness very weak, but, thanks largely to my hobo benefactors, I did come out of it.

The first day I was able to travel I tramped across the city and walked up into the freight yards on the other side. It was night when I got there, and a train was making up for the south. I walked up and down the cars, looking for an empty box. Finally, becoming very weary, I settled for a gondola.

It was loaded, although not quite full, with hardwood. I snuggled down at the end of the lumber. I was feeling quite pleased with my wisdom in boarding the train in its makeup stages. The other b.u.ms, who would hop in on the yard's outskirts, would not be able to choose their berth as I had.

The train humped and jerked and began to move smoothly. There were two short blasts from the locomotive, and its speed increased. Then, with one long wavering blast, we really began to roll. Nervously, I stood up and looked over the side of the gondola.

We were just coming out of the yards, and already our speed was a good forty miles an hour. Groups of men-b.u.ms-were standing back from the tracks, showing no interest whatsoever in the cars that whizzed past them. I looked up and down the freight as we shot past a lighted crossing and as far as I could see, every door was closed. I climbed up on the lumber and looked forward and backward.

No one was there. No one riding the tops. And no one, apparently, riding the boxes. s.h.i.+vering, I heard another long wavering blast from the locomotive-unmistakably a highball-and I knew I'd made one h.e.l.l of a mistake.