Chikyuu Tenseisha no Koroshikata Prologue

“These Earthlings are reeeeeeallly annoying, they are!! What the h.e.l.l’s with them? Did they teach them to make trouble in other worlds since they were kids or something!?”

The Orc Queen O’Luna stamped her feet on the castle flooring, venting her anger.

That night the sounds of the Queen’s yelling and the floor being stomped on rang throughout the castle.

So noisy, I thought, plugging my ears.
“Oi Luna, calm down. What time do you think this is. You’re worrying the servants”

The Lesser Orc maids gathered in the Queen’s room were funnily looking at her fl.u.s.teredly pacing around the room like an NPC. So irritating ….

However the Queen Luna, despite her maids’ worries, became more and more heated up.

Luna’s Elf-like beautiful face scowled as she continued to curse, “Earthlings, unforgivable … I’ll definitely kill them … I’m seriously going to kill them …”

She was completely irritated by the Earthlings no words were able to enter her ears.

Well, it’s obvious that she’s mad.

Just now, the Orc fortress at the foot of mount Schera fell by the hands of a reincarnator from Earth.

The Earthling did it half for fun.

They were fooling around with the cheat power the G.o.ddess gave them when they reincarnated.
They denounced the demihumans of this world [Monsters] and bullied them.

Luckily, n.o.body died this time but the damage was great.

Queen Luna, after being woken up in the middle of the night and heard about the fall of the fortress, raged in her room, breaking everything she could get her hands on.
She then roared like a wild beast.

The maids sleeping in the other rooms and I heard that sound and came over to this place.

“d.a.m.n them all — … I’m really mad right now — … Earthlings are really d.a.m.n irritating — … You can’t just do whatever you want just because we’re orcs — …”

Luna kept on grumbling into daybreak. She was hugging her knees up on her luxurious bed and mumbled her grudges on and on.

“I know, I know. I really do”

Sitting next to the bed, I put in just whatever words in to accompany her.
Somebody once told me that when a woman is angry you should first symphatize.

By the way, the Lesser Orc maids were sleeping on the floor all around.
Sleeping in their master’s room, really, these guys are useless.

While I was saying “I know, I get why you’re mad” back at her, my eyes are rooted on her chest.

Because the chest b.u.t.ton on Luna’s white nightdress negligée was undone, her twin hanging hills were veeery close to peeking out.

If she stooped over just a tiny little bit more the tips were going to be visible …

“I’ve decided!!”

Luna suddenly stood up on the bed. She tightened her fist, seems like she has come to a decision.

“I’ve decided … to kill each and every one of the reincarnators who came to this world from Earth!”

“All of them? Hee. So you’ll kill me too?”

Sorry for the late introduction, but my name is Kato Tomoki.
A reincarnator from Earth.

Having died on Earth, I received a certain unique skill from the G.o.ddess, and reincarnated into this world with that cheat.

My race is Human — meaning a completely normal human being, but stuff happened and right now I’m staying as a guest at the Orc Queen O’Luna’s castle.

Normally, a reincarnator from Earth would be considered an Orc’s natural enemy, but Luna and I had been through some things together and we’re friends now.

“Kato, even though you’re an Earthling you’re my friend! You alone I would not kill. Yes, you’re my equal here”

Looks like Luna exempted me from her kill-list because I’m her friend.
Thank goodness. Now I can get friendly with this s.e.xy Orc Queen for a little while longer.

“By the way Kato. I have something to ask of you as a friend …”

Luna poked both her index fingers together and twisted her body bashfully.

“Will you kill the Earthlings in my stead …? Those Earthlings are all strong. I can’t win against them. But as another Earthling, you …”

Being friends is fine and all that, but why do I have to kill my fellow Earthlings? Stop kidding me!
I was enraged and almost yelled at her — but wait.

If I listen to her request now — then I can make her mine more easily, can’t I?

“Alright”

Hearing me agree, Luna turned all smiles and jumped.

“Really!? I just wanted to try asking you know! You’re the best Kato!! The best!! Whee! So cool! You’re s.h.i.+ning the brightest now!”

“However,” I continued. “There’s a condition”

“C, condition …?”

“Yup. I will kill my fellow reincarnators all for your sake, and in return for that — Luna, I want you to let me do what I like with your body”

I have always wanted Luna.

Well, she’s hot, y’know.