Mystery_ An Alex Delaware Novel Part 6

"Not good enough," she said.

"Show me what you've produced."

Robin handed him the sketches of Princess and Black Suit.

s.h.i.+moff studied them for several moments. "If the proportions are okay, this gives me plenty to work with. Describe them like you would to a stranger. Start with the guy because he's the easy one; once we're in the groove, we'll work our way to her."

Milo said, "Why's he easier?"

"Because women are complex." s.h.i.+moff climbed onto his stool, faced a blank piece of white Bristol board, flexed his neck as if preparing for a wrestling match. To Robin: "Even though we're just doing the face, tell me how tall he is."

Robin said, "Six one or two. Heavily built, but not fat."

"Football, not sumo," said s.h.i.+moff.

"Not a tackle. Maybe a halfback. Thirty to thirty-five years old, he could be of Nordic or Germanic extraction-"

"Could be or probably?"

She thought. "There could be some Celtic in there-Scottish or Irish. Or maybe Dutch. But if I had to bet, I'd say Nordic. Definitely nothing Mediterranean and that includes northern Italian."

"You drew the hair light. We talking blond?"

"It was at night. What I saw was pale."

s.h.i.+moff touched his own steely coif. "Plenty of good-looking silver dudes. But you'd bet on blond, right?"

"Right."

"Eye color?"

"Couldn't tell."

"He's blond, we'll go with anonymous pale." Scanning her sketch. "The eyes, you got them as kind of piggy."

"They were piggy," said Robin. "But wide-set, maybe even wider than I drew them. Squinty, which could've been him trying to look tough, or they really are squinty. One thing I remember now that I didn't include is he had a heavy brow-a shelf right here. Low hairline, too. His hair didn't stay down like yours, it stuck up."

"Mousse or gel?" said s.h.i.+moff.

"Quite possibly. No sideburns, he clipped them way up here. Pug nose, possibly even smaller than I showed."

"Possibly broken?" said s.h.i.+moff. "Fits with the football build."

"Good point," she said.

"Pug as well as high-bridged."

"Not as high as Milo's but definitely on the high side."

Milo measured the s.p.a.ce between his nose and upper lip with two fingers. Shrugged.

Robin said, "His ears were really close-set." She frowned. "I keep remembering things I omitted. He had no lobes. And they were a little pointy at the top. Right here. Elfin, I guess. But there was nothing cute about him. The lips I got pretty accurately: the upper really was this thin. Almost invisible and the lower was full."

s.h.i.+moff picked up a pencil. "Wish they were all this easy."

He worked slowly, meticulously, stepping back from the drawing to take in a long view, rarely erasing. Forty minutes later, two likenesses had materialized. To my eye, stunningly accurate.

Robin said, "What do you think, Alex?"

"Perfect."

She studied the drawings. "I'd lift her eyebrow a bit on the right side. And his neck could be a little thicker, so there's a bulge where it feeds into his collar."

s.h.i.+moff tinkered, sat back, appraised his work. "Beautiful girl. Now back to Pica.s.so."

Milo said, "Pica.s.so looks finished to me."

s.h.i.+moff smiled. "You are spared the pain, Lieutenant."

"Of what?"

"Being an artist."

Milo called LAPD Public Affairs from the Seville, put the phone on speaker.

"Got a couple artist renderings I need on the media A-sap. A Jane Doe 187 and a possible suspect."

The P.A. officer said, "One second," in a voice that said nothing mattered less.

For the next four minutes a public service announcement on domestic violence took the place of live speech.

A new voice said, "Hi, Lieutenant Sturgis. This is Captain Emma Roldan from the chief's office."

"I was just on the phone with-"

"Public Affairs," said Roldan. "They pa.s.sed along your request, it will be prioritized appropriately. You should be notified as to its disposition by noon tomorrow."

"All I asked was for a couple of drawings to be-"

"We'll do our best, Lieutenant. Good night."

"Anyone else calls P.A., P.A. handles it. I call P.A., you handle it."

"Chief's standing orders," said Roldan. "You get extraspecial treatment."

The next morning at ten thirty, just as I set out for Gretchen Stengel's place, Milo called in.

"Princess's face will be flashed on the news tonight but no dice on Black Suit. I have failed to establish sufficient cause linking the two of them and unnecessary exposure of an innocent individual could have dire legal consequences. Let's hope she pulls up some tips. One thing for sure, she ain't royalty. If Homeland Security can be believed."

"No princesses on holiday in SoCal?"

"Just the ones born in B.H. and Bel Air. They did send me pa.s.sport photos of young women loosely matching the description, I followed up and everyone's alive. I faxed s.h.i.+moff's drawing of Black Suit to the security companies. Nada. All this futility's making me hungry. You up for lunch?"

"When?"

"Now."

"I've got an appointment at eleven."

"Seeing patients again?"

I hummed.

"Got it," he said. "Much as I enjoy your company, the gastrointestinal tract will not hold out, so we go our respective ways. Sayonara."

*ittle Santa Monica Boulevard turns into Burton Way past Crescent, so cruising by the Fauborg on the way to Gretchen's was preordained.

Two jagged crumbling stories stood where there'd once been four. A skysc.r.a.ping crane hovered above the ruins, a steel mantis poised to strike. The colossal machine idled as hard hats purchased nutrition from a roach coach. A man wearing an orange Supervisor Supervisor vest noticed me as he chewed his burrito. vest noticed me as he chewed his burrito.

"Do something for you?"

"Just looking. I was here the other night."

"What was it, some kind of old-age home?"

"Something like that."

"Real piece a s.h.i.+t," he said. "Going down like paper."

Gretchen's building was four intact stories of sage-green, neo-Italianate exuberance dressed up by gnarled olive trees planted in gravel. Il Trevi Il Trevi in gilt topped the sales sign out front. Fifteen luxury two- and three-bath units ( in gilt topped the sales sign out front. Fifteen luxury two- and three-bath units (All Sold! See Our Sister Project on Third Street!), the apartments rimmed an atrium fenced with iron but open to street view. A stone fountain burbled.

I was buzzed up to Gretchen's top-floor unit without comment. She waited in her doorway, wearing a pink housecoat and fuzzy white mules and breathing with the aid of an oxygen tank on wheels. A plastic tube dangled from her nostrils. She pulled it out and it hissed like a snake. Showing me brown, eroded teeth, she gripped my hand between both of hers and squeezed.

Her skin was cold and papery. The housecoat billowed on a wasted frame but her face was bloated. What remained of her hair was white lint.

I'd researched her last night. Despite the pa.s.sage of time, she pulled up more hits than ten years' worth of n.o.bel Prize winners. Various bios listed various birth dates but each put her at barely into middle age. She looked seventy-five.

"Beauty fades," she said, "but obnoxious lingers. Come on in."

Her living room was twice the size of Alex s.h.i.+moff's but ten times as many toys piled in the center gave it the same cramped feel.

Walking three steps to the nearest couch winded her. She stopped to reinsert the air line.

She eased herself down on the sofa. I pulled a facing chair three feet away.

"House call from a shrink, this has to be a first. Or maybe I'm being my old narcissistic self and you do this for everyone."

I smiled.

"Don't do that," she said. "Give that blank, neutral shrink smile and make me sweat for every d.a.m.n sentence. I'm working against a bit of a deadline." A sharp, white knuckle rapped the side of the tank. "Pun intended."

I said, "No, I don't do it for everyone."

She clapped her hands. "So I yam yam special!" special!"

Where the room wasn't snowed by toys it was bland furniture, generic rugs, floral prints on the walls where crayon drawings weren't taped. Drawn drapes turned the s.p.a.ce a gray one shade darker than Gretchen's complexion.

"Chad's artistic," she said. "Smart, too, I lucked out in the sperm department. They used to use med students as donors, now, who knows? All I learned about my personal masturbator is that he's of English-German descent, taller than average, and free of genetic diseases. For the first year I kept imagining him-different hims, actually, the images started flipping like cards. What I ended up with was Brad Pitt mixed with Albert Einstein. Then Chad started talking and became a real person and it was just the two of us, I stopped thinking about my silent partner."

She scanned a couple of drawings. "What do you think of Chad's artwork? I'll put money you don't find anything neurotic or psychotic in them."

The drawings were age-appropriate for a six-year-old boy. Many bore Mommy I love you Mommy I love yous.

"Brilliant, huh?" said Gretchen.

"Excellent."

"We started with crayons, then he was too good for crayons so I got him these incredible pencils from j.a.pan. That's what he used on that peac.o.c.k-over in the corner. Go look."

Searching for that drawing put her kitchenette in view. Cans of spaghetti, boxes of cookies, bags of chips. The refrigerator was veneered with photos of her and a round-faced, dark-haired boy. In the early ones, Gretchen still looked like Gretchen.

The peac.o.c.k battled with a dinosaur. From the blood and the feathers, score one for the reptile team.

"Vivid," I said.

"You messed up your line. You were supposed to say, What an excellent mom you are, Gretchen, to produce the next Michelangelo What an excellent mom you are, Gretchen, to produce the next Michelangelo."

"You're doing great as a mom, Gretch-"

"Because it's all about me me me me me me," she said. "I'm a me-ist, that's always been my diagnosis. 'Narcissistic personality disorder with histrionic elements.' Oh, yeah, 'exacerbated by substance abuse.' You agree?"

"I'm not here to diagnose you."

"That's what the shrink my defense team hired said I was. Narcissistic and a junkie. The key was to make me look intensely screwed up so I could avoid responsibility. I wasn't supposed to read the report but I insisted they show it to me because I was paying for it. It makes sense to you?"

"Legally, it was yours-"

"Not that," she said. "What the turkey wrote about me. 'Narcissism, histrionic, dope.' That fit your diagnosis?"

"Let's talk about Chad."

Her eyes fluttered. She fiddled with the air hose. "Just tell me this: How narcissistic narcissistic am I if I devote the last six years of my life to my child? How am I if I devote the last six years of my life to my child? How histrionic histrionic am I if I never show him anything but a calm, happy face? How big of a dope fiend am I if I've been clean and sober for seven f.u.c.king years?" am I if I never show him anything but a calm, happy face? How big of a dope fiend am I if I've been clean and sober for seven f.u.c.king years?"