Jitterbug Perfume Part 23

Then came March.

On the very first day of March, Wiggs telephoned to announce that Marcel and Alobar were heading to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Wiggs himself would be joining them in a week or ten days, whenever the doctors gave Huxley Anne the green light. "Take care of them until I get there, please, Pris. Show them the sights. Once V'lu is back in town, you won't have to worry about Marcel, but in the meantime, he and Alobar will need a place to stay and a good spot to watch the parades. You know the city. Alobar's a touch high-strung. Still holding out on the K23. If you've got that surprise for him, it might do him good."

"I'll do my best. When you come, will you . . . will you stay with me?"

"Huxley Anne and I."

"Oh. All right. Hurry."

A contrarian, the owner of the coffeehouse made a practice of leaving town during Mardi Gras. He had a three-bedroom flat in the Garden District, and a.s.suming that Marcel would pay, Priscilla sublet it for the first half of March. The master bedroom she claimed for Wiggs and her. And Huxley, d.a.m.n it, Anne.

She took a bus to the airport and met the flight from Seattle. Marcel deplaned first. She recognized him from the perfumer's convention. His hair was still slicked back and parted in the middle, his suit was expensive, his cologne turned heads, his Vand.y.k.e beard shoveled the air in front of him as if he were digging in it, turning it over, searching for diamonds. Or worms. With an elegant gesture, he kissed Priscilla's hand. Then he wrinkled his st.u.r.dy nose as if he didn't quite approve of her smell.

Alobar soon followed. Coc.o.o.ned in the ill-fitting Robert Hall suit that he'd been issued upon parole from Concord Prison, he was obviously an old man-Priscilla would have guessed seventy-five-yet he revealed not a tremor of the fear or fragility that so often causes us to look with pity, or disgust, upon the old. If he was less arrogant than Marcel, he was no less self-confident. He moved through the world as if he was intimate with it, as if he belonged in it, as if there was not the remotest chance that he would fall down in it and break a hip. His manner was vague, but it was the vagueness of a mind distracted by important issues, not enervated by insufficient oxygen supply. In fact, his breathing was deep and smooth, so rhythmic as to be almost hypnotic, and when introduced to Priscilla, he drew in an especially long breath. And winked.

They collected luggage, rented a car, and drove, b.u.mper to b.u.mper, into the hubbub and jubilee of Carnival.

Technically, Carnival had commenced January 6, with the ball of the Twelfth Night Revelers, and had been underway throughout the downcast days of February, but so far Carnival had been a matter of club parties and society b.a.l.l.s, closed to the public and made all the more private, all the more small, by the unusually low temperatures. Now, on the Thursday before Mardi Gras, itself-five days before climactic Fat Tuesday-it was sewing on sequins, dusting off cowbells, and ambling into the streets. On Sat.u.r.day, ninety-six hours of uninterrupted spectacle and debauchery would begin. The parade of the Knights of Momus would, that very Thursday evening, prepare the way.

Priscilla, Marcel, and Alobar were able to watch the Momus parade from the balcony of the sublet flat, where they sipped champagne and munched Cajun popcorn. For the Friday parade, they had to fight for s.p.a.ce on the curbs of Ca.n.a.l Street. Sat.u.r.day evening, they were back on the balcony for a third parade, and later that night, the three of them, en costume, attended a minor but nonetheless ornate ball to which Pris had wrangled invitations. There was something just a trifle unreal about dancing with a thousand-year-old man, Priscilla thought, particularly when the man was dressed as an astronaut chipmunk.

No less than four major parades were scheduled for Sunday. As they sat around the kitchen table Sunday morning, deciding which one they, would attend, Marcel thanked Pris for her hospitality, admitting to her that the festivities in New Orleans were grander in every way than Carnival in Nice.

That statement prompted from Alobar an expression of disappointment.

"New Orleans Mardi Gras is a sham," he said. "So is Mardi Gras in Nice. It's all a sham these days. No, I am not living in the past, but believe me, some things have changed for the worse."

He unb.u.t.toned his s.h.i.+rt, for he was preparing to soak in a tub of hot water. "In olden times, Carnival had meaning. During the forty days of Lent, the forty days before Easter, almost the entire population would abstain from eating meat and drinking spirits. Many of them gave up s.e.xual intercourse, as well, a most unhealthy expression of self-denial, I can attest, after my recent experience behind bars. Anyway, Carnival was a final fling, it was a last indulgence of rich foods and wine and l.u.s.t before the severe austerity of Lent. When you're facing a forty-day fast, that last spree can be intense. It has physical significance as well as deep psychological penetration. The old Mardi Gras was charged with real meaning. Today ..." He sighed. "It's entertaining, but it's empty. It's just another big party. An opportunity for some to spend money and others to make money. It isn't connected to anything larger than itself. I've been a foe of Christianity all my life, but Christianity gave meaning to the fun and the rowdiness, made it more fun and more rowdy. You can't raise h.e.l.l when you don't believe in h.e.l.l."

"Pardon, Alobar," said Marcel, "but Carnival predates Christianity, does it not?"

"Ha ha. I'll say. By fifty centuries. It goes back to ancient h.e.l.las-Greece-to the shepherds who wors.h.i.+pped a certain G.o.d named Pan. Pan." He sighed again. "We don't have Pan in our lives anymore, either."

"So you say we have kept the form of Mardi Gras but lost the content?"

"Yes. It's a shallow experience nowadays, and inevitably unsatisfying."

Alobar excused himself and went to his bath.

"He seems sad," said Priscilla.

"He is not used to being old."

"Even after a thousand years?"

"During most of that time he was a man in the prime of life. He is amazing. He is stronger than he was a month ago. Younger, also. But, you see, Mademoiselle Pris, he needs a woman if he is to recover his youth. Perhaps every man does." Marcel closed his eyes. Priscilla could tell that he was thinking of V'lu. "Ah, yes, but Alobar cannot get a woman because he is too old. The double bind, they call it. You are correct, he is sad."

Feeling even more despondent after his soak-and-cool, Alobar elected to forgo the parade, sending Priscilla and Marcel downtown alone. On Monday, he complained that the continuous beating of drums and frequent drunken whoops had kept him awake all night, and he might have remained in the flat again were it not for two unexpected events.

"The Krewe of Pan is parading today," said Priscilla. "I'd forgotten there was a Krewe of Pan."

"With so many krewes, it is only fair," said Marcel.

"It'll be a sham," said Alobar. "A desecration, in fact. But I suppose I ought to go."

While they were studying a map of the parade route, deciding exactly where they should station themselves for the most auspicious view, a United Parcel Service delivery van pulled up outside, and its driver rang their bell. Priscilla signed for the package. It was from Seattle. From Wiggs Dannyboy.

The note inside was handwritten in red ink. It resembled something Noog the necromancer might have scratched into the lungs of a hen. Marcel and Alobar were baffled. "Let me have a peek," said Priscilla, wondering if an addled land crab had not deposited its string of eggs upon the page.

"Here are your . . . Mardi Gras . . . costumes," she read.

They unfolded the three piles of green satin, crimson velvet, and chicken wire and held them at arm's length, looking from one to the other in a manner both a- and be-mused.

Beet suits.

The three beets made their way through the French Quarter, seeking to root themselves at the intersection of Royal and Ca.n.a.l, where the Quarter met the business district. It was slow going. For blocks, they would be swept along by the throng, only to have the tide reverse itself so that they were forced to fight the current and barely moved at all.

Through eyeholes in their stems, the beets were bombarded by garish colors and flashes of light popping from sunlit sequins, rhinestones, and gla.s.s. They pa.s.sed among the swaying and bobbing fronds of a forest of feathers, overshadowed at times by towering headdresses that must, each one, have left a hundred birds s.h.i.+vering in their birthday suits, and at other times were caressed or tickled by wayward ostrich plumes. The m.u.f.fled echo of an ocean of mythology welled up around them; a surf of Orientalism broke over them, spraying them with sultans and caliphs, prophets and potentates, gladiators and porters, harem girls and dragons, licentious Babylonians and pa.s.sive Buddhas. This strange Asia s.h.i.+mmered in the sun, and the river of G.o.ds and monsters overflowed its banks, knocking the pinnings from under tourists and photographers.

Countless pictures were snapped of the three beets, countless hands waved at them, countless lips smiled. Who among the thousands might have guessed that inside the ambulatory vegetables were a genius waitress, the world's finest perfumer, and a man older than the first mosquito to preen its proboscis in the fever marsh that was once New Orleans? But, then, who could guess the ident.i.ty of any of the costumed or the masked? And wasn't that-and not the l.u.s.t and the gluttony-the true beauty of Mardi Gras? A mask has but one expression, frozen and eternal, yet it is always and ever the essential expression, and to hide one's telltale flesh behind the external skeleton of the mask is to display the universal ident.i.ty of the inner being in place of the outer ident.i.ty that is transitory and corrupt. The freedom of the masked is not the vulgar political freedom of the successful revolutionary, but the magical freedom of the Divine, beyond politics and beyond success. A mask, any mask, whether horned like a beast or feathered like an angel, is the face of immortality. Meet me in Cognito, baby. In Cognito, we'll have nothing to hide.

There was a definite distance, a gulf, between those in costume and those in daily dress. In the caste system of Carnival, the unmasked were instantly relegated to a position of inferiority. They were peasants, outsiders, mere spectators no matter how energetically they attempted to partic.i.p.ate. For example, gangs of college boys, in beer-wet T-s.h.i.+rts and vomit-encrusted jeans raced through the Quarter shouting "Show yer t.i.ts! Show yer t.i.ts!" and when some woman upon a balcony would oblige, pulling up her front in a gesture of mammary theater, the boys would go berserk, hooting and s...o...b..ring, scratching themselves, slapping their thighs, punching one another and rolling on the cement, like a band of baboons shorn of its baboon dignity, but although these raunchy gangs had become increasingly a dominant force in Mardi Gras, there was a sense in which they were not a part of it at all; for all their lewdness, they were unconnected to the true lewd heart of Carnival, which must beat behind a disguise, grand or grotesque, in order to be heard by the G.o.ds, for whom Mardi Gras, ultimately, is defiantly and lovingly staged.

As the beets neared Ca.n.a.l Street, the jostle of the mult.i.tudes grew turbulent. According to the news, it was the largest attendance in the history of New Orleans Mardi Gras. City fathers had feared that the bees might keep people away, but widespread stories of the swarm had had just the opposite effect. Thousands came to New Orleans with the expressed desire of seeing the bees. And bee costumes were the most popular, by far, that holiday. Human bees, solitary or in swarms, were everywhere. Legion were the pretty girls who were "stung" by insects six feet in height.

As for the real bees . . . well, who knew? Numerous sight-ings were reported throughout the city, but officials were unable to confirm a single one. Madame Theo, a fortuneteller on St. Philip Street, claimed that the swarm had returned to Jamaica, a prospect that relieved many people and disappointed still more.

In the all-black Zulu parade, at least one float had borne a sign, REMEMBER BINGO PAJAMA.

The beets managed to reach Royal and Ca.n.a.l without being pulverized or pollinated. They pushed to curbside, where the espres...o...b..ewer from the coffeehouse, with his kid brothers, had staked a narrow claim. As prearranged, the beet named Priscilla gave each of the boys ten dollars of Marcel's money, and they whooped off to buy beer and to yell, "Show yer t.i.ts!" to anyone who was suspected of legitimately possessing t.i.ts. The beets took their place at the curb.

Since the Pan krewe's parade had not yet begun to pa.s.s, the trio waited there, gaping through their stems at the intoxicated fantasy surrounding them. All at once, two vegetable cries penetrated the jazzy din. Not thirty feet from them, also on the curb, stood a beautiful black woman, less than en costume, yet not wholly straight. Apricot and artichoke were the colors of her gown, which clung to her like a child about to be separated from its parents, and cream was her turban, fastened with a gla.s.s jewel the size of half a peach. Aside from gown and turban, and spiky, pink, rather v.a.g.i.n.al shoes, she wore no adornment, but she appeared as much a creature of Carnival-mysterious, alluring, fanciful-as any befeathered Sheba or she-bee in the mult.i.tudes. Perhaps it was because disguise and deception were second nature to her, or it could have been simply that she was one of those persons destined to be exotic even should they never stray from home. It was V'lu.

At the sight of her, there was an immediate and abrupt schism among the beet population of Mardi Gras. One beet ' peeled off to the left, heading for Vlu. A second beet whirled, if one could be said to whirl in so dense a congregation, and began to fight its way down Royal Street, in the direction of Parfumerie Devalier. The third beet, abandoned, stood its ground to await the pa.s.sage of Pan.

Parfumerie Devalier was at the opposite end of Royal Street from the Ca.n.a.l intersection. It took the beet more than forty minutes to wade through the baboon boys, Dixieland high-steppers, and glittering transvest.i.tes who blocked its route to the shop. When it at last arrived, it found the shop unlocked. Madame Devalier was in the rear, seated upon the lime love seat, filling the s.p.a.ce of two lovers, fingering rosary beads and nodding dreamily from the effects of the first hurricane drops she'd ingested in fifteen years.

The cop trial had ended on Friday with a verdict of guilty. Seizing the opportunity, the judge issued sentence on Sat.u.r.day: two years, suspended. The judge was well aware that there could be no race riot during Mardi Gras. Potential partic.i.p.ants would be too distracted, too dispersed, too happy, too drunk. The sentencing barely made news. Without fanfare, Madame and V'lu had returned on Sunday, in time to dust off their hundreds of perfume vials and attend the Bacchus parade.

Now, both under the influence of drops, V'lu had wandered off to view Pan, while Madame rested in the eye of the hurricane, hallucinating about Jesus, Wally Lester, a Mardi Gras baby, gris-gris, zombie b.u.t.ter, and the way things used to be. When the giant beet burst into the shop, she crossed herself and chanted: "Eh, Ye Y6 Conga! Eh! Eh! Bomba Y6 Ye!"

With deliberation, the beet bustled to the rear, s.n.a.t.c.hed the ancient perfume bottle from the table where Madame had been contemplating it, off and on, and before the stout woman could revive enough to shriek in protest, rushed out of the shop and into the masquerade melee.

"Eh! Eh! Bomba Ye! Hail Mary, Full of Grace! Help, police! Police!"

Cradling the precious bottle, s.h.i.+elding it from the flailing appendages of dancers and drunks, it took the big beet the better part of an hour to navigate the treacherous human river, but when it reached the Ca.n.a.l Street intersection, its fellow beets were there, one on either side of V'lu.

"Alobar! Alobar!" Priscilla cried. She held the bottle up for him to see.

Alobar blinked inside his beet stem, scarcely comprehending what he saw. More from instinct than reason, he reached out for the bottle, trembling with excitement, fear, and desire as visions of jasmine boughs, goat hooves, and lost love swam past his brain.

At that moment, Priscilla tripped, pitching forward on her velvet-and-wire encircled belly. The bottle slipped out of her stubby fingers and went rolling into the path of the parade.

Later, Priscilla swore that she'd been purposefully shoved, and she clung to that story even though Marcel insisted that no one had touched her, even though V'lu testified, "Her always had b.u.t.terfingers and two leff feets."

Alobar was more sympathetic. Just as Pris fell, he imagined that he'd registered a strong goaty odor, and while he automatically attributed it to the nostalgic atmosphere of the float that was pa.s.sing-a lofty wagon decorated with enormous plaster sheeps' heads and festooned with purple grapes' as big as cannonb.a.l.l.s, and on whose pinnacle there pranced in pastoral splendor, attended by nymphs in filmy tunics, the living image of old Goat Foot himself-Alobar was to consider, in retrospect, that the smell had been real and had originated at curbside. Was it an invisible arm that shoved her?

The question was probably academic. What mattered was that the bottle rolled beneath the tractor wheel of the heavy float, and as the Great G.o.d Pan (to be sure, an insurance adjuster who'd once played linebacker for LSU) looked down upon the p.r.o.ne beet in the gutter with the clownish contempt that the ribald deity has forever held for the puny failures-and accomplishments-of humanity, it was crushed. There was a pop!, a gritty crunch, an earthy, mocking laugh from Pan above, and it was over.

Two of the beets tore off their stems and leaves and ran into the street. The third beet quickly followed, pulled by V'lu. The four of them dropped to their knees in the wake of the float, surrounding a tiny pile of ground blue gla.s.s as if it were a sacred spoor that they were wors.h.i.+ping.

Kudra's bottle, Pan's bottle, the K23 bottle, the bottle that three hundred years earlier had terrified an order of monks, beckoned to the Other Side, and negotiated the fishy seas, was now no more than a dust of glitter that might have sifted from a Carnival transvest.i.te's cheeks.

But from the sparkling blue powder there wafted a marvel-ous aroma, an effuvium both sweet and bitter, a fragrance as romantic as the pollen-stained teeth of the floral Earth, the s.e.xual planet; wafted the secret fetish and daring charm that creates a new reality for men and women, transcending and transforming nature, reason, and animal destiny.

In a matter of minutes, policemen forced the quartet back to the curb. Three of them moved reluctantly but with minimal resistance. The bottle had meant much to them, and they were in shock. The fourth, Marcel LeFevcr, to whom, on the other hand, the bottle had meant nothing, had to be dragged, kicking and screaming.

"That scent, that scent!" he exclaimed, his voice inflamed by pa.s.sion. "What is that scent? Le parfum supreme! Le parfum magnifique!"

Several hours later, in the rear of Parfumerie Devalier, there occurred something akin to a wake. In turn, Alobar, Priscilla, Madame Devalier, and V'lu eulogized the bottle. And right when everyone was feeling its loss most keenly, Alobar, who, alone, still wore a beet costume-it was the most fulfilling garment he had worn since he was forced to abdicate his kingly ermine-lifted everyone's spirits by spilling the beans. Or, rather, the beets.

"Beet pollen. Yes. Simply beet pollen. Beet pollen and nothing else. The pollen of the beet plant, if you please. Exactly, positively, emphatically beet pollen. Beet pollen, don't you see? The answer is beet pollen."

"Incroyable!" exclaimed Marcel.

"Sucre merde!" gasped Madame.

"Why didn't I think of that?" asked Priscilla.

"Beets, don't fail me now," said V'lu.

"The theme was jasmine, of course. A deluxe jasmine, rare and costly. But the top note was merely citron-"

"Would tangerine work as well?" inquired Madame.

"Oh, tangerine is charmant," put in Marcel. "It might be superior to the citron."

"-and the bottom was beet pollen. Good old everyday beet pollen."

"Hardly everyday," said Priscilla. "I've never seen a speck of beet pollen in my life."

"Me neever."

"Imagine, cher! Vegetable spore in a fine boof!"

The little group was so amazed by the revelation, and so fascinated by Alobar's subsequent tale of the intertwined roles of beet and fragrance in his life, that it failed to notice V'lu when she slipped out the door, a conspiratorial and purposeful set to her jaw.

That edge of the Quarter at that hour was fairly free of Carnival congestion and noise, and V'lu was detained only by the lump that rose in her throat when she pa.s.sed the place where Bingo Pajama, prince of blossom and song, had fallen bleeding at her feet. She paused briefly, bit her lower lip, and then proceeded to the telephone booth. It was occupied, but she was next in line.

While she waited for the camera-laden tourist to complete his call, she focused on the sunset and calculated what the time of day must be in Paris, where it was already Fat Tuesday. She knew that Luc LeFever wouldn't have minded a call at an inopportune hour, but she wasn't sure about his successor, Claude. Still, how could Claude complain, once he'd heard the news? This perfume, this K23, could justify, a million times over, every cent they'd ever paid her.

Born at Belle Bayou into a family of ex-slaves who'd elected to remain on the plantation as paid servants, generation after generation, V'lu grew up with the plantation owner's daughters. They were an old Creole clan who refused to speak English. The servants spoke mostly French, as well. When the owner sent his daughters to school in Switzerland, V'lu, age eleven, was sent with them-as companion, schoolmate, and unofficial maid.

Upon graduation, the white girls went on to the Sorbonne, but V'lu, who'd piqued the girls by earning higher academic honors, was returned to Belle Bayou. The owner didn't know quite what to do with her. She was pretty, mannered, had an apt.i.tude for chemistry and French literature, and could speak no English beyond the dialect she'd picked up in the rural ghetto. "n.i.g.g.e.rtown" English. He and his wife were trying to decide what might be best for her when his second cousin, Lily Devalier, arrived for a weekend visit and confessed she needed an a.s.sistant-and heir-in her perfume business. Voila!

For fear she'd appear overqualified, the Belle Bayou owner hid her accomplishments from Lily, palming her off as a simple plantation girl. Moreover, he advised V'lu to speak only English in New Orleans, so that she'd fit in. V'lu followed that advice (she even changed her name to Jackson from Saint-Jacques), except when she might encounter some interesting visitor from France.

Such a visitor was Luc LeFever, who'd come to Parfumerie Devalier one afternoon while Madame was napping, met V'lu, and swiftly recognized her worth. He took her to dinner that evening, seduced her (she'd had a few s.e.xual encounters in Switzerland and found them to her liking), and put her on the payroll. Luc, after all, had had dealings with Lily Devalier and her fragrances and recognized that she had the potential, at least, to produce something of commercial interest.

As an industrial spy, V'lu earned one hundred dollars a month, with the promise of a fat bonus should she deliver a formula LeFever might profitably market. With some misgiving, Claude saw to it that the arrangement continued after his father's death, and it was to fulfill her obligation and collect her bonus that V'lu now stepped toward the public telephone to dial Paris, collect.

As V'lu reached for the door of the booth, a small yellow cloud materialized between her hand and the door. She drew back her arm. The cloud fragmented into forty or fifty "drops," spread like oversize dew upon the gla.s.s door. For a second, V'lu thought she might be experiencing a flashback hallucination, because the hurricane drops had worn off only an hour before, but just then someone in the street yelled, "The bees! It's the bees!"

A crowd began instantly to form. "The bees!" "Where?" "There!" "Look, it's the bees!" The way the pedestrians were acting, the bees might have been Michael Jackson and Katharine Hepburn. Any minute, someone in the crowd would ask the bees for their autograph.

V'lu swung her pink plastic handbag in the swarm's direction. "Shoo!" she said. "Shoo, bees! Go on now!"

As one, the swarm lifted off the gla.s.s and with wings vibrating furiously, fell into their infamous saber saw formation. The flying blade splintered the air around V'lu's head. She yelped and ran for cover.

Through the plate-gla.s.s window of a boutique across the street, she waited and watched. For nearly five minutes, the swarm patroled the s.p.a.ce between the telephone booth and the boutique, then it flew off into the spreading bruise of dusk.

V'lu was patient. She waited until it was completely dark. She waited a little longer. It was common knowledge that bees ceased to function at sunset. At last, when night lay on the Quarter like a fallen horse, V'lu cautiously opened the boutique door and slowly crossed the street. The coast was clear.

Safely in the booth with the door shut, she reached out with a slender, magenta-nailed finger to dial the overseas operator. A bee lit on her finger.

It appeared to be alone, a sleepy straggler left behind by the swarm. She snapped her wrist and flicked it off. She went to dial again, but there was a bee in the "O" hole. Uh-oh!

Single file, they were invading the booth through the crack between the door and the pavement. Quickly, the booth was full of them. They swarmed over V'lu, squirmed up her nose, into her ears, down her cleavage, and under her armpits. A solitary bee, kamikaze all the way, buzzed up her dress and drilled its toxic stinger through her cotton underpants and into her perineum, that exquisite corridor separating a woman's back door from her front door, that smooth, hidden cusp that may be the most holy spot on the human body.

V'lu screamed, dropped both the receiver and the card with Claude's number on it, and bolted from the booth. Swaying dangerously upon her pink, spiked shoes, she ran all the way back to Parfumerie Devalier, where she found the others in such a state of happy excitement that they neglected to notice that she was out of breath and sobbing.

In V'lu's absence, important decisions had been made.

Alobar had decided to dematerialize. Should he fail, then he would simply permit himself to die. "I have nothing else to prove by remaining alive," he said, "but a great deal to prove-and gain-by pursuing Kudra. Finally, I'm ready for that adventure. I've seen the bottle again, and I'm ready. I feel that Pan has, for better or for worse, made his parting gesture, and it would behoove me to do the same."

It was his plan to attempt his dematerialization in Paris, on the rue Quelle Blague. He suspected it might be advantageous to leave this plane near where Kudra had left it.

Meanwhile, he was turning over the K23 formula to Marcel.

"That's overwhelmingly generous of you," said Marcel. "But what if you change your mind about this dematerialization?"

"I won't. Nothing short of Kudra's return could change my mind."

For his part, Marcel decided that LeFever would distribute the perfume internationally, it was ideally suited for that, but he insisted that Parfumerie Devalier actually produce the fragrance. It would be marketed under the Devalier label. At that, Madame Devalier began to blubber.

Under Marcel's plan, LeFever would claim thirty percent of profits. Lily Devalier would be awarded fifty percent, with Priscilla and V'lu each receiving ten percent, until Madame's death, at which time they'd split her share.

My, did V'lu feel bad. And it wasn't just the throbbing in her perineum.