Just One Day Part 13

My phone rang from my pocket, and I dug it out. It was a text from a client, wanting to reschedule their walk-through until the maid came. Jesus.

"I've told you, Greg can help-" Holly said, but Mom cut her off.

"Oh please," she said, flipping a hand. "Greg would spend more time a.n.a.lyzing a nail than pounding it. That man's too soft for real work."

I bit my lip as Holly's face went scarlet. She laughed sarcastically as she got up and carried her gla.s.s of tea with her to the den, which was really just an extension of the kitchen.

"Wow, Mom, don't hold back."

"And by the way," Mom said, turning attention to me. I suddenly had a flash to when I hid my fifth-grade report card and received a similar expression. I tucked my phone back into my pocket. "This old house didn't raise anybody. The people paying the mortgage did."

"Okay then," I said, wanting to get back to the real topic at hand. "Why the big secret? Why suddenly sneak this out there without even telling us?"

I noticed then as I waved a hand around that things were already different. Holly had stopped to look in a box that sat on the ottoman in front of Mom's chair, and I saw for the first time that the wall of family pictures was-just a wall. I joined her as she fingered through the frames gently, as if touching them wasn't allowed.

"Yeah, Mom, why the rush?" Holly asked, not looking up from the black-and-white picture of our parents, young and kissing in front of the county courthouse the day they bought their marriage license.

"Oh, for pete's sake, there was no secret, there was no rush," Mom said, pulling a metal container of cookies from the cabinet and setting it on the bar. "What there is now is a whole bunch of hullabulloo, which is exactly what I wanted to avoid."

Holly abandoned the pictures and faced Mom square on. "Avoid? What-did you think we wouldn't notice someone else living here when we come over next month for your birthday? Were you just going to mail us a change of address card?"

"We're just saying you might have mentioned it-oh, like last week when we met for lunch at the chicken place?" I said, turning in a circle to see what else wasn't in its preordained place. "Speaking of which," I said, stopping to face her straight on. "Dedra Powers?"

It wasn't speaking of that, but it had to be said. My mother let out a heavy sigh that said I was wearing her out, and turned back to the cabinets for a gla.s.s. "I need some tea."

"That's all you can say to that?" I asked.

"No, I'm gonna splash a little Captain Morgan's in there, too. That better?" At my likely bug-eyed look, she continued. "What do you want me to say?"

I scoffed and even Holly, for once, looked put out on my behalf. "Maybe that you're aware your daughter is a realtor?" I said, hands on my hips as my phone went off again.

"G.o.d, I know that," she said irritably. "But you would have taken over."

I nodded like a crazy woman. "Yes! That's the whole point, Mom. A realtor takes over. Your realtor will take over." I felt the sneer shaping my lips without my input. "Dedra Powers will take over."

"And not be all up in my business, telling me what to do and what not to do," she said, perching back on her stool with her iced tea.

"Yes, she will," I said, the sneer turning into a smile. Probably not a nice smile. "She will be more about your business than anyone could ever be, Mom. And what kind of charge do you think she got over you bringing the listing to her instead of me?"

Mom held her head up defiantly. "I told her that I wanted to keep it out of the family so you wouldn't be burdened with a freebie."

I just closed my eyes and mentally switched gears. The current ones were going in circles. I pulled my phone out again and read as I spoke, asking the question I could ask in my sleep. "Okay, Mom, how does the contract read? Please tell me there's a contingency on you finding a home first?"

"I'm not getting another home."

You could have heard crickets in that silence. Holly and I both stopped breathing as we stared at the woman we once thought so wise. I wondered if Holly's panic journey included what room she'd have to give up in her house. I, for one, saw my messy office go up in a frenzy of silk flowers, craft glue, and Tandy's beanbag chair. Aside from that, the fleeting seed of doubt about her state of mind was skipping around in there, too.

"I think I need some rum in my tea, too," Holly said quietly.

Mom pulled the bottle from a box in the pantry, since the alcohol was evidently already packed. She poured some in both their gla.s.ses, and then held it out for me. Not having a gla.s.s was beside the point.

"That's okay, I think I need to be sober for this," I said, holding up a finger.

"All right," Holly said, gulping down her happy tea and sucking in a deep breath like that would prepare her for war. "Explain."

Mom gave each of us a look and began, "Your Aunt Bernie has that big Winnebago-"

"Oh dear G.o.d, tell me no-" Holly started.

"Mom, please say you're not selling this house to live on the road with Aunt Bernie," I said, finis.h.i.+ng the thought.

Any sentence that began with Your Aunt Bernie was a preface to some kind of lunacy. Mom's sister, Bernice, had been widowed for ten years and had done the very same thing. Sold her three-bedroom house with a pool and lived out of a powder blue Winnebago, traveling the states and landing wherever the whim struck her. When it struck her to visit home, she'd take up half the street and you could almost hear the neighbors groan.

"Why not?" she asked.

"Jesus, this is ludicrous," I said under my breath, turning around to find some normalcy in the pictures next to the TV. They weren't packed yet. They still sat in the same place they'd always sat, nestled together on the table I'd tried to paint with watercolors when I was five. It still had a green spot at the bottom of one leg where the grain absorbed the pigment.

"Seriously?" Holly asked. "You need reasons why you need a real home? Not one with wheels and a port-a-potty?"

My mom grabbed a cookie from the tin and broke it in two, then halved those as well before popping a bite into her mouth and holding one down for Tandy, who suddenly sprang to life again at the potential for a snack.

"You know what?" she asked around the cookie. "I've been puttering around this house by myself for a long time."

"We know, Mom," I said.

"I'm still talking," she said with a look that I knew too well and could instantly make me feel eight. "Now-I'm a grown d.a.m.n woman. My kids are grown, h.e.l.l, my grandkids are grown. I have no reason to lie around this house, baking cookies or planting flowers and waiting to die. And if I want to ride around in a big ugly tank eating Cheetos with my sister, then I can d.a.m.n well do it. I don't need you two little mother hens telling me what I can and can't do."

"We're not doing that," I said, glancing at Holly, who looked dumbfounded.

"The h.e.l.l you're not," Mom said. "You two say more with your actions than you think. You come flying over here to see what this crazy old woman is doing, selling your precious childhood home out from under you, but where are you when everything breaks, falls apart, leaks, or when the taxes come due? You act like I'm senile or something, like I don't know what I'm doing."

She held her gla.s.s out, pointing it at Holly. "You make fun of me for my little side businesses, selling baskets instead of candles, but it's those d.a.m.n baskets that paid for those straight white teeth of yours, little miss all that. It was the sc.r.a.pbooking cla.s.ses and things you don't even know about that kept the electricity on when your dad's store went under." Then she s.h.i.+fted to me and I wanted to duck. "And you. You get all uppity over me going to another real estate agent, but did it ever dawn on you that maybe I just wanted to do things my way, by myself for a change?"

I felt like we'd just gotten grounded, like I was in that uncomfortable place of not knowing if I was supposed to answer the question or stay shut up. I waited for Holly to pipe up like she always did, claiming some type of injustice or unfair point, but she said nothing. It felt like a huge chunk of silence before she moved to the bar and set her gla.s.s down, then she plucked her purse from the floor and walked out the front door without a word. When the knocker banged against the door, I met Mom's gaze. The fire in her blue eyes had fizzled a little. I was sure she had imagined or at least hoped it would go smoother than it did, but the element of surprise was just a little over the top.

I walked over and picked up Holly's gla.s.s, filling it with sweet tea from the pitcher and sitting down.

"What do you need us to do?" I asked, realizing she was past the point of talking down. It was going to happen. I grimaced as my phone went off yet again from the same person who was emailing since I didn't answer my text, and clearly didn't understand boundaries.

"For starters, turn that d.a.m.n thing off."

"It's work."

"It can wait five minutes. Now for here, you can start going through your stuff that's still in your rooms," she said, tracing a circle of condensation on the bar. "Throw out what doesn't mean anything, keep what you want."

I looked at her, trying to understand this woman that had taken over my mother. "Don't you want anything?"

She shook her head. "I've already got boxes put away of the things I can't live without," she said. "It's time for y'all to sort through what's left."

"Put away where?" I asked. "What are you doing with all your stuff?" I gestured in a circle.

"I paid for a storage unit the other day," she said. "For the important things. Pictures and stuff."

I was gaping. I knew I was. Maybe it was a full moon and it had rendered ex-husbands and mothers stupid. Or the world was ending. Or . . .

"Are you dying?"

She coughed on the tea she'd just swallowed. "Holy c.r.a.p, girl, I hope not. Where'd you get that?"

I was relieved at her surprise, but it didn't fix anything. "Well, last month you were worried about your gardenias, Mom. Planting banana peppers in the corner by the swing. Looking for Dad's secret box. Now, you've got the house up for sale, getting rid of everything important to you, hitting the road with crazy Aunt Bernie-are you bringing Tandy with you?"

She chuckled. "Of course." She leaned forward as the dog put her front feet up on Mom's leg. "Like I'd leave my baby girl behind." She looked up at me. "Scared I'd leave her with you?"

"She doesn't like me, Mom, it wouldn't be pretty. Actually she doesn't like anybody but you and Ca.s.s."

"Oh, she likes you just fine," she said, scratching Tandy's ear.

"No," I said, smiling at Tandy when she turned around to gloat. "I think she sees all the rest of us as compet.i.tion."

Mom sighed and sat back up. "Well, us old girls will stick together." She leveled a gaze at me. "Emmie, I'm just tired of the same old ordinary. I don't want to get to the end and say I grew flowers in my old age. Maybe Bernie's way isn't stylish, but at least it's doing something."

I nodded. On anyone else, it made a new ageaartsy kind of sense. On Frances Lattimer, it was like she was possessed by aliens.

"You know, you could have just gone on some trips with Aunt Bernie without selling the house."

"I know," she said. "But then I'd be worried about the house, or y'all would have to worry about it, and honestly I'm tired of all that. This house has more aches and pains than I do. And I do plan on finding that box before I go, by the way."

I rubbed my temples. "Oh lord."

For as long as I could remember, my dad talked about going to faraway places. He and my mom planned trips that they never went on, but he always said he was tucking money aside for them. Somewhere. For someday. It was their game.

Then he died. And my mother spent the last decade looking for some allusive box of money. Because he said there was one.

"Oh lord, nothing," she said. "Think what you want."

"So what about Dad's stuff upstairs?" I said. "Any of that part of the things you can't live without?"

She blinked away the sadness that appeared in her face. "I still have to deal with that. I'm talking about your things. All that stuff you conveniently forget is still here, tucked away in closets and the attic like your own little private storages?" She nodded with a knowing smirk. "You have houses they can go to now."

"Okay," I said, changing the subject. "Two things."

"What?"

"Don't sell it to Kevin."

She physically jerked back. "Kevin! What on earth?"

I held my hands up. "He came by my house wanting to know what the asking price was. He's looking for rental property."

"No way in h.e.l.l."

I flicked one finger. "Done. Now two-you could have gone to any of fifty different realtors in the area," I said quietly. "Why Dedra?"

Mom smiled. "I've only had the house listed for two days and I've already called her"-she reached for a nearby pad and peered through her gla.s.ses-"eighteen times to ask questions and change my information."

I raised an eyebrow. "Why?"

"To be the client from h.e.l.l," she said, bringing an unexpected laugh from me. "You know how I don't sleep, right? Well, I figure since I'm her client now, she doesn't need to either."

I covered my mouth, marveling at the level of s.h.i.+t-stirring my used-to-be-gardener-mother could conjure. It was her way of getting back at the woman Kevin had thrown our marriage away for. Or the one he got busted for, anyway. A little delayed, since that'd been ten years earlier, but hey, who was I to split hairs. Personally, I'd made peace with it long ago. Sort of. Watching him go through one bad choice after another definitely helped.

The door knocker banged, not as an opening but as an actual knock, and I did a double take as Tandy made a fire trail to the door and started raising h.e.l.l. "Oh, I forgot I called Ca.s.sidy on the way here. Although I don't know why she'd knock."

"Actually, that may be the carpenter I called to come do some updates around here."

I paused in mid-rise. "You have somebody coming to do work?" It made it more real. Less of my mother having a mental break. My stomach did a little wiggle.

"Yeah, my realtor told me there was a lot of work to be done," she said. "Figured I'd get on that right away so there are no hold-ups. Bernie's coming through in about a month, and I want to be ready."

I laughed. "A month? Mom, it may be several months before this sells. It may be that long before it's fit to sell. Maybe even a year."

"Oh, I know, but Bernie's ride has internet and fax and that video thingy where you can see people-I don't need to be here when it actually goes down."

I sighed. No, I would. With Dedra. Joy. I got up to answer the door. "So, who'd you call for all these fix-ups?" I yelled over the dog's ruckus.

"Some guy that had a sign on the grocery store bulletin board. I think he said he went to school with you?" she said as I opened the door. "Name's-"

"Ben," I said.

"Emily," he said, with a guarded but incredibly s.e.xy almost-smile.

Forget the toilet. My day went straight to h.e.l.l.

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